but have you seen his itty-bitty waist, his grabbable ample chest, the alluring curve of his mandibles, his lovely eyeridges fanning over beautiful eyes, his windswept rough scales, his strong slender fingers wrapped around a weapon?
I CAN be normal about the Arbiter. The scene where he's publicly stripped naked does NOT affect me. There is absolutely NOTHING hot about how he's forced to wear armor held together by a leather harness. Keith David's voice is NOT the most attractive thing I've ever heard. I am UNAFFECTED by his collosal height and the length of his fingers. His mouth is UNAPPEALING and would NOT feel awesome. There is ABSOLUTELY NO homoerotic tension between him and any other character.
Imagine my reaction when someone commissioned me to draw Thel Vadam' ✨ It was like a dream come true xd he's one of my fav characters from the HALO franchise. He's so damn cool and OP <3 <3
the way thel’s voice shifts into a slightly higher octave and speaks a bit softer when he finally gets to ask 343 about the truth of the halo rings, his expression upon finally confirming his entire faith was a lie and the exasperation of the prophet’s betrayal, and yet he still tries to reason tartarus 🥺🥺😭
god i just love his entire journey in halo 2 so much