#the spite hour

[egophiliac]

...okay, one more, because Epel's white rabbit outfit is SENDING me. everyone in this event looks like a decadent little pastry and I want to eat them all.

(credit: lace stock)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #for the record i left off some of the bows #canonically he is even fancier #deuce might be the ssr but epel is the frilly little cupcake #genuinely have not been this excited for an event in a while #and that's not a knock on other events i am just SO excited for froufrou bunny frocks #chances are good they're just going to walk around for three hours and talk about. like. the gross national income or whatever #but as long as they do it while dressed like cakes i am happy #sorry if this looks bad photoshop decided to explode and corrupt my files and i lost over an hour of work on it #so i refuse to look at it any more #posting purely to spite photoshop at this point

[everysongineverykey]

as part of the getting-worse-before-it-gets-better portion of aziraphale and crowley's season 3 relationship arc we NEED a desperate "i love you" from aziraphale met with a hissed, spiteful, and quickly regretted "i forgive you" from crowley

#good omens #ineffable divorce #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #i really want things to get as bad as they can possibly get before their relationship #is saved and actualized if you couldn't tell. #like yes i want them to make up and have a big fabulous kiss together sheltered under a canopy in the rain #and then spend the rest of their eternity together on earth in blissful love #but i also want them to be really unstable for a bit #spiteful crowley. aziraphale blurting out a confession no buildup no apology #because he thinks that'll fix everything. #more miscommunication to give more weight to their final climactic episode where they actually work things out. #crowley has to give him a lift and they start arguing and he blasts queen in the bentley #and takes them careening down oxford street at 120 miles per hour #grinning and laughing manically while aziraphale screams and hangs onto the baby basket he's holding #containing the second coming of jesus for dear life. #crowley just terrifying him to spite him. #i want them to do and say fucked up things to each other! do you get it?

[dykethevvitch]

I figured it was about time to do a mechs line up

#the mechanisms #the mechs fanart #art #digital art #the toy soldier #jonny d'ville #nastya rasputina #raphaella la cognizi #ashes o'reilly #gunpowder tim #marius von raum #ivy alexandria #drumbot brian #this drawing has taken 3 days #just spent several hours on the colors #i am fueled by spite and passion #but mainly spite #also: yes. yes i did give jonny cowboy boots

[cemeterything]

do not want to go to work tomorrow unless the legal ramifications for murder are temporarily suspended

#🐉 #and THEN i have to travel for four hours to go see my family #who think that most of my personality is just an attempt to spite them. wheeeee.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

✨💐 Mother's Day 💐✨

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Machine. Gabriel omegaverse male pregnancy art.

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I'm two days late... *gasp* Did Minos finally..?

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Did Sisyphus finally..?

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Don't come to my server.

Don't pray to me.

Don't "V1 pregnant" react me.

We're done.

*vine boom*

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Guys, stop giving birth in vc.

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You know.

I'd really like to say all of the pregnancy jokes catch me off guard.

But to tell you the truth, I was expecting.

i hate it here

Omegaverse clip

Minos clip

Sisyphus clip

Divorce clip

Literally 1984

He was expecting :]

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #wow. 2 posts. in 1 day. thats a lot of clips. im going to jail. #hey guys. #great posts these past 48 hours right. #i mean. real good. #surely this wont spawn any art ri- #guys i dont know what fucking chemicals are being put into the water supply that is causing all this but its chats fault #Due to Tumblrs audio upload limit that exists to spite me specifically #i am only uploading the non edited versions #again i havent seen fridays stream so im SORRY if i missed any clips that would have fit here. #i need the weekends as a break surely you understand i would go insane without one

[tarobii]

Meet underpolochka! the object of my spite right now.

They have 159 posts, all of which are reposts. Some posts contain multiple stolen pieces! So the total stolen art count is actually at 191 (192 if you count the pfp).

I messaged them two months ago to try to be cordial about getting my work removed from their page, but they have done nothing, and even continued to repost my art.

Additionally, they blocked elizakai, who was going through their posts, commenting about how they are a reposter.

As such, I have decided to go through their posts, compile data, and give proper credit to as many artists as I could find! Enjoy.

===== Affected Artists =====

underpolochka has stolen from a grand total of 118 artists, with 23 unknown pieces! This means the total amount of artists stolen from could actually be 141, if we assume every unknown piece is by one person each.

edit: changed to actually tag the artists concerned who are on tumblr + fixed some links (also I somehow managed to forget the person who had the most stolen 😭)

Artist: Amount of works stolen

Unknown Artist: 24 (12.57%)

@imjustalazycatycat: 10 (5.24%)

@zucchiyeni: 9 (4.71%)

ut_barista: 7 (3.66%)

@tuxibirdie: 6 (3.14%)

@kwai0: 4 (2.09%)

kaemi39128279: 3 (1.57%)

nazvakanalu_vityahahaha: 3 (1.57%)

cero_09051: 2 (1.05%)

cotpyzero: 2 (1.05%)

gafka_xo: 2 (1.05%)

Hakko_060 / @haako060: 2 (1.05%)

haz3run3 / @hazerun3: 2 (1.05%)

hoangvu8607: 2 (1.05%)

@idnikomattao: 2 (1.05%)

ItssAliyaz_Arts / @starzeah123: 2 (1.05%)

nagi1242: 2 (1.05%)

nGrcuDS: 2 (1.05%)

penneko20: 2 (1.05%)

ProductionRoxy / @itsxroxannex: 2 (1.05%)

samuraybesceli: 2 (1.05%)

@smileunicorn: 2 (1.05%)

sunJopan: 2 (1.05%)

_3_points_: 1 (0.52%)

_Akasy_: 1 (0.52%)

_ramu__8_: 1 (0.52%)

1530ry_3: 1 (0.52%)

@3mko: 1 (0.52%)

6rokkoli: 1 (0.52%)

@aeliem: 1 (0.52%)

AliceTemnova: 1 (0.52%)

@amarumasposts: 1 (0.52%)

ArtOfLi: 1 (0.52%) (I LOST THE LINK AUGH)

@b-shell: 1 (0.52%)

BBKKCAATT: 1 (0.52%)

bro_bt: 1 (0.52%)

Buubblecorn_: 1 (0.52%)

CakesMelons / @cakesmelons: 1 (0.52%)

chillkooooo29: 1 (0.52%)

club177174143: 1 (0.52%)

@cornmayor: 1 (0.52%)

dadmareau / @dadmareau: 1 (0.52%)

DevCAT17234205: 1 (0.52%)

@dulltoymaker: 1 (0.52%)

Fiance_owo: 1 (0.52%)

fionaxinyyyy1: 1 (0.52%)

@freshlyepic: 1 (0.52%)

GinXue: 1 (0.52%)

Glitch1e: 1 (0.52%)

godouyu_n (deleted): 1 (0.52%)

GOMADANGO_115: 1 (0.52%)

gull_0e: 1 (0.52%)

heresexymaan: 1 (0.52%)

@hiro-doodlez: 1 (0.52%)

Iden11781: 1 (0.52%)

itikosan: 1 (0.52%)

@j-jumyplace: 1 (0.52%)

just_fenya: 1 (0.52%)

@kalidos: 1 (0.52%)

kanna_kannaoi / @aoi-kanna: 1 (0.52%)

ki51w_UwU: 1 (0.52%)

kinotura12: 1 (0.52%)

@knifewound-13: 1 (0.52%)

kolyvanovich_kolyvan: 1 (0.52%)

komahaku_244: 1 (0.52%)

kurio_ne404: 1 (0.52%)

lami_rin: 1 (0.52%)

Lanli_Shiba / @lanlishiba: 1 (0.52%)

LazyArtz11037: 1 (0.52%)

lv_de_er: 1 (0.52%)

and beyond in reblogs bc of tumblr link limit

additionally, here is a document containing works that I could not find the original artist of

===== Other Statistics =====

here is the spreadsheet I used to organize everything

#reposter hall of shame #this is the power of spite guys #spent almost 6 hours on this 😭 #probably never gonna do this again lmao

[dashing-through-ecto]

consider: Jack finally getting the universal Cat Parent experience of not being able to move from a spot because there's a cat (or cat-adjacent creature) in your lap

YOUR BRAIN IS HUGE

(baby man masterpost)

#ask <3 #dashing-art #little baby man #vlad plasimus #jack fenton #this ask made me get up at 11pm an draw #it's 1 am now and i have to be at work in 4 hours lmao #no sleep for me #just energy drink and spite in my vains #this is the first time baby loop vlad fell asleep near jack #jack is having an emotinal meltdown #'baby cat trust jack????????' crying from happyness

[dollypopup]

'colin needs to grovel' 'colin should suffer' 'pen can't let him off easy'

please, his mother in law is about to be PORTIA, doesn't the man have enough curses in his life?

#colin bridgerton #polin #portia featherington #colin at the beginning realizing he's marrying into the Featheringtons: oh god i have truly met some insufferable people in my life #colin hours later full of spite and w/ approx. 0 patience for Portia's shit deciding he's gonna become The Problem: but also they've met me #Colin decides he's going to be the permanent thorn in her side and it's wonderful #don't get me wrong #but damn. . .pour one out for our boy #you KNOW he loves Pen because who the fuck else would deal with Portia of all people as a mother in law???? #'woe portia as your MIL upon thee' is like. . .THE ultimate curse #but Colin went 'it's rotten work but not if it's for Pen' #we should all be so lucky

[tanuki-pyon]

Spiderman au but it's Wednesday turn and it's venom

#my art #fanart #digital art #drawings #doodles #sketch #wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #spiderman au #venom #wednesday is a college student who sleeps 3 hours a day #purely fueled by spite and an insane amount of energy drinks

[cheese-water]

I know it’s been said before, but I don’t care. The best thing that has come out of purgatory so far is the mending of the relationship between Tubbo and BadBoyHalo. Cause I’ll tell you, I would have never expected this a month ago, not even two weeks ago.

What’s even funnier is that the past week has made me realize how similar they are. They both play on the server an unhealthy amount. They both adore the eggs and other npcs (in the same day, Tubbo named and was constantly a headcount of his little army, and Bad was treating two of them like they were his own kids). They love to cause problems for fun and have no problem being “immoral” to get what they want. In every conversation, the two of them instinctively avoid and dance around giving anyone answers effortlessly, like the weasels they are. They’re both renowned loophole exploiters. They’re both gigantic nerds and have way too much game knowledge. Literally, both of them own Minecraft servers lmao.

I think that because they have so much in common, particularly their slipperiness, Tubbo and Bad will be either completely in sync or at each other’s throats. Even back during Ron’s kidnapping, during 1 on 1 conversations with the two of them, Bad told Tubbo that he was “too smart for his own good,” which I personally translated as “so this is how Foolish feels when talking to me.”

They’re dynamic is like two sound waves. When two similar waves of sound in the same space move in opposition to each other (as one goes up and the other goes down, etc.), they will cancel each other out, resulting in no noise at all. It’s called destructive interference and is how I would describe Bad and Tubbo’s rivalry pre-purgatory, so at odds with one another that every conversation eventually turns into a debate. However, when two similar sound waves align, they become in phase, and the created sound doubles.

When Tubbo and Bad work as one, the construction interference created between them amplifies their strengths and allows them to do things that are unthinkable on their own. There’s a reason why the only time they were able to kill Étoiles was together.

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #tubbo #badboyhalo #team soulfire #not to mention the communities 180 of each other #we’re both so defensive over our own little guy because they’re characters have been so wrongly interpreted by others before #and spite is a hell of a drug lmao #but now that they’re forced to work with each other #and blue was the most hated team for a bit #It’s been nice seeing tubbo blogs liveblog bbh and vice versa #who woulda thunk it lol #I wrote this two hours before the win but #LETSGO BLUE TEAM WOOOOOOOO

[wishingstarinajar]

Floofy boys~

#undertale au #stray papyrus #outerswapfell #razzle papyrus #razzle dr dazzle #felt like drawing these two boys of mine #This was supposed to be a colored sketch but I lined this out of spite because I lost an hour of progress during doodling #vexed lining is not pleasant x'D #wish art

[daily-riseleo]

[day 19]: JUMP!

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise leo #rottmnt leo #tmnt 2018 #tmnt #daily-riseleo #mod fox #rottmnt fanart #art #a bit iffed that i forgot to add some action lines on this one but it be what it be also i think the drawing looks quite swell as it is #anyways i have 2 2 hour classes today from one side of the city to another and only an hour inbetween them to get from one to the other #did i mention i also dont have a direct bus to get me from that side to the other #pray for me because its 1:32 am as im queing this n ill be running on spite till 7 pm #god i hope the traffic doesnt stop me inbetween my classes from getting coffee

[awkward-sultana]

"I am the lawful wife of Sultan Suleiman. I've given him five children. Am I not as precious as a slave to you?"

#Muhteşem Yüzyıl #Magnificent Century #mcedit #Muhtesem Yuzyil #Hurrem Sultan #weloveperioddrama #perioddramaedit #period drama #historical drama #New Home New Rules #The Years Pass #Hatice Sultan #Sah Sultan #Hafsa Sultan #The Sehzade Mehmet #The Three Hour Battle #A Mess #The Hungarian Crown #In Spite of the Harem’s Foundations #MC 2x20 #New Shocks #Old Love Never Dies #A Tempting Offer #Awkward-Sultana

[seventh-fantasy]

re: jianghu as a queer space in mlc

here to answer @redemption-revenge !! in reply to this post

(also tagging @markiafc @ananeiah <3)

there are many definitions of jianghu, but this is specifically based on the framing of jianghu as the space people retreat to, away from the mainstream sphere governed by the imperial court. in that is a sense of rejection and defiance against the patriarchal, heteronormative values and norms, which had been enforced through a fixation on upkeeping order in the society. as such i guess it's not too much of a stretch to interpret jianghu as a queer space in a way that's characterised by a spirit of nonconformity to the norms. consequently, it makes sense for stories set in jianghu be used to illustrate and navigate queer identities/experiences/feelings - which I came to believe mlc had made really good use of.

there's always kind of a dichotomy between 江湖 jianghu and 庙堂 miaotang (ie. imperial court). like in mlc, there are two separate, distinct law enforcement bodies from the respective spheres - and jianghu strives to keep imperial court from interfering in their affairs. like how li xiangyi firmly stands against getting imperial court involved in jianghu matters. like how fang duobing is actively running away from the grip of the royal court on his life choices. the rejection of the mainstream (very conveniently and broadly put, confucian) norms in mlc also manifests in many of its key relationships being non-familial (in the sense of blood/marriage-based kinship) and there being little emphasis on the main characters' biological familial ties. (anyway this is for a whole different meta on its own... edit: it's here)

it's then actually a sort of irony that the imperial court's institution of law and order is what sigu sect/baichuan court had been formed to be a de facto counterpart to. so when li xiangyi becomes li lianhua, it triggered the process of deconstructing the meaning of installing such an institution and the need to maintain order to a fundamentally nonconforming space such as jianghu. mama fang's seemingly throwaway line of criticising li xiangyi and his mission is in fact the thesis statement in this particular reading of mlc's story: jianghu makes its own rules. nobody should dare to do it in its place.

now deprived of all means to fight like he used to, li xiangyi's new life as li lianhua is essentially a refresh of how he views jianghu. the death of li xiangyi the leader of sigu sect and top of wulin, meant taking apart the idea that jianghu is a lawless arena where the fittest fight to the top for power and control over wulin. and li lianhua then putting together lotus tower, living a life focusing on a domestic lifestyle this time for real far from the reach of the governance both from the imperial court and sigu sect/baichuan court, is him living the jianghu that's defined as a space away from any form of conformity.

with that, there's also a sense of queerness to this particular way of living as li lianhua, if you consider the chinese conceptualisation of gender being more social than biological. if femininity and masculinity were respectively characterised by inner/domestic sphere and external/any space outside of that, dare I say...it actually makes li lianhua's moving house mindblowingly smart as a metaphor for gender fluidity. lonely wanderers are common in wuxia but housed lonely wanderers? he carved for himself a domestic (ie. feminine) space in the wilderness - among a jianghu space that's still dominated by masculine values of aggression and competition. and being freely mobile makes this feminine space more fluid and less tied down than the more rigid, inert domestic, feminine spaces in traditional mainstream society. when you combine it with how his character has been fem-coded - even as li xiangyi (eg. yin-coded powers/energy) (also a whole other meta on its own... edit: it's here now), it speaks to a part of him that has always found appeal in qualities conventionally associated with femininity of stability, gentleness and non-aggression. and a rejection of expectations to fight and destroy. he is defining who he is in his own terms, in the true spirit of jianghu.

#莲花楼 #mysterious lotus casebook #my posts #lhl #lhlmeta #jielin writes something #also ofc the queer reading wrt defiance against norms in the way of choosing jianghu extends to fdb (and dfs?) individually too #fdb. ace. in particular #this meta can go longer. so much more to be said. but i was committed to posting it before i go to bed #but i'll say here first that i think it's the femininity in lxy that is what precisely makes him an unparalleled swordsman. not in spite of #apologies if it doesnt make any sense or just going off tangents in general lol it's 2am #struggled supremely writing this. for hours i was mind to mouth.meme #i sound batshit insane by the last part but at least that idea had been somewhat peer reviewed by my lovely friends........... #mark and ana don't read though before yall finish the show #also this is what happens to ur brain when ur other media obsession is a hardcore confucian critique/deconstruction #of a royal court intrigue story

[chrisrin]

biblically (in)accurate grian

#grian #grian fanart #chris doodles #the design is based on a reddit post someone made #where they were kinda dunking on artists for making grian so weird #and innaccurate to his skin #weird in QUOTES because i disagree with it #and they gave an example as a design with all the crazy traits artists draw grian with nowadays #and i drew their design out of spite #SINCE THEN. OP HAS APOLOGIZED AND REGRETTED THE POST #so dont seek it out pls i think it's deleted by now anyways #either way i still love this design i pumped it out in like an hour LMAOOO #the devil works fast but a spiteful chris works faster

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

yes it could be styled much better but... why are so many of you guys literally acting like it's so horrendously terrible that looking at it is physically burning your eyeballs until they're ashes in your sockets

#initially it wasnt as bad but like. after six hours ALL of the comments are still 84% 'ugh his hair looks bad' #it makes me like the cut more out of spite #jaskier #mine #the witcher #witcher #joey batey