#the sock speaks

[jaskiersvalley]

Heyaaa my beloved socks!

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them. (How about Eskel)

Love you! Pandapoo!

Pandapoo, you are such a sweetheart. Thank you for these questions, I've been procrastinating writing and they are a most welcome distraciton.

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride? I have a fair few to choose from. But I'll stick to the ones posted under my name because I'm too chickenshit to own up to some of my own stories. It's a tossup between Steal Your Breath and Wolves in the Wind. Neither of those stories wanted to behave when being written and went completely off plan in the best of ways.

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which? Probably the bit in Heart Exchange where Jaskier brings someone in to teach Geralt and himself about a kink. At the time it might have been a bit of a surprise to some but, given how my writing has been derailed, it is now a bit of a no-brainer. At the time of writng it, quite a few people guessed it already so maybe I was already showing my true colours then!

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them. (How about Eskel) You know how much I adore Eskel so it's tough to choose a favourite headcanon. It took me a while to settle on one but maybe it's how he doesn't allow himself a future that deviates from what's been drummed into him all his life. Maybe he denies it even to himself that he'd like a life that doesn't revolve around serving and dying for the ungrateful. Not that he'd ever ask for much. Just a life free of pain, one where he is loved and has a place in the world that isn't in the ruins of an old castle filled with horrors and the last stragglers of the only people he ever had the option of trying to call family. Assuming family's the term for those who warped his entire life into existing as a mutated outcast born to die painfully at the hands of either family (during the trials) or monsters.

Come ask me questions!

#ask game #the sock speaks #eskel

[stellarspecter]

#dink my oiter is so famous but what about surping and socking huh. #phrases that live in my mind forever and ever #*speaks

[sock-puppet-sam]

#the sock speaks

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

#tomgreg #succession #dont even talk to me i started watching this show when i had nothing to do at work and now i watch it with averiel my good friend averiel #and we are going to watch s4 together and i feel physically ill from bein so excited #so ya thats what ive been up to... anyway. i love these idiots they desever nothing but the worst (affectionate) #im also a tomshiv lover btw. im the one who yells 'THIS IS HOW TOMSHIV CAN STILL WIN' while they are actively losing on screen #thats the kind of person i am #dont look at me (lying on the floor) #okay i was not going to say stuff in the tags and let the art speak for itself but i NEED to point out details in the wine Painting.. #i put a lot of work into that one. thinly veiled metaphors and symbolism yknow.. #greg is gripping the stem of the wine glass with his full fist. tom and greg are dressed in the same outfit (sock garters included) #greg look appalled but he is not doing anything about the spill. tom is fondly pouring greg more and more wine. he is doing him a favor #i colored the red wine the same way i would color blood :) oh and tom is not really touching greg #only holding the chair in place. greg is making himself look smaller than he is like usual #oh and @ the person who said that it's the inverse of the tom and nate scene i love the way you think. i did not think of that before #but god. yeah. i actually thought about the scene change from when roman uhh.. christens his office in s1. the one with the coffee machine #i always go insane at that cut. this is not exactly the same since it's more.. about emotions but yknow.. it can be.. the same...

[freckledjoes]

Joseph Quinn - Je t'aime aussi.

#joseph quinn #he'll be the death to us all #manspread #hands #speaking french #come ON #yellow socks #everything

[lunarw0rks]

the concept of johnny not shutting the fuck up while he's balls deep inside you is so real to me

#put a sock in his mouth at this point #nvm he'd probably enjoy that too much #do you agree? #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap cod #mw2 #call of duty #task force 141 #rachel speaks #not writing

[mothers-and-fuckers-of-the-jury]

#bean speaks #beanie speaks #cats #catblr #grey cats #gray cats #kitten #kitty #concrete socks

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Besties at first sight

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#Poorly drawn MDZS #MDZS #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan wangji #nie huaisang #NHS makes his first appearance! Once of my favourite dynamics is platonic NHS and WWX so I'm thrilled to revisit these scenes #They are adhering to the fruity/outcast teed survival guide strategy #which is to lock eyes with the other fruity/outcast kid and establish a bestie moment #they will have a strong bond until the end of the summer semester and then never speak again #such is life! #If you are wondering why JC isn't in the third panel; its because he fully reverted to the wet sock he is and is on the floor out of frame #Next time: I condense several episodes of teen wangxian into a three panel format

[apollos-boyfriend]

quick crumb merch appreciation actually because this cat never fucking misses

this isn’t even all of them i just ran out of space

#icarus speaks #not pictured but honorable mentions: #the enamels pajamas baseball cap and socks #and most of the more plain shirts + the one cool sweatshirt im STILL mad at myself for not buying #ALSO THE BUFF CRUMB POSTER #i think that came out w the pajama drop? and i can’t find pics of that on his main

[nightlight-rising]

Ornamental Pond Gardener [outfit=2404645] (SD skin #34250)

this came to me in a vision (originally just the lily pads + koi skin) (but i felt like it needed some more pizzazz)

#i fixed the layering of the pants and socks i prommy #im just too lazy to change the image #fr dressing room #flight rising #idk what other tags to add LOL #nightlight speaks

[jaskiersvalley]

😬🥺🤯

You really went for the hard ones, didn't you? XD And I love you for it. Here we go:

😬 Which fic would I be most horrified if friends, family, or coworkers stumbled upon? There is a vast selection to choose from. Though it would depend on the person finding it. Because in some shape or form everyone in my life knows I write erotica. But fic? That's a privilege for a special few. The worst ones though? We have a choice of centaur porn, polyamorous mermaid ovi or rather graphic puppy play.

🥺A certain type of moment or common interaction that necer fails to put you in your feels. I'm a huge sucker for a character thinking they're unlovable or unloved, only to be proven wrong. After so much self-loathing, the relief of being wrong always gets me.

🤯What genre you struggle with as a writer. Probably suspense, mystery or case fics. Actually! No! Regency era/historical fics. The first ones because I don't have the patience or brains to draw it out. The historical stuff...just not my jam. So you'll never see me out there writing a Pride&Prejudice AU.

Come ask me questions!

#the sock speaks #ask game

[asinglesock]

rip biblical prophet Jonah you would've loved weighted blankets

rip Jonah you would've loved life jackets

rip Jonah you would've hated seaworld

rip Jonah you would've loved confessional poetry

rip Jonah you would've loved air conditioner

rip Jonah you would've loved greenhouses

rip Jonah you would've loved AITA posts

#a sock speaks #is this anything #grad school tag #we're in Jonah chapter 3 in my Hebrew class #it's nice to be out of the wet part of Jonah

[sock-puppet-sam]

Why does Matt Pat get to have all the fun? when is spring trap Going to get me pregnant?

#the sock speaks

[z-ppy]

not to be weird about it, but something about the fact that in optimism it’s dean who notices that jack is still sick and asks him about it is so important to me. the camera lingers on his face while jack coughs and you can see how concerned he is — not in the usual SAMMY or CAS way — he still thinks jack’s just regular human sick. his expression is guarded but his eyes are so tender as he looks jack over. i obv can't remember the entire series, but i'm not sure i've ever seen dean look at someone like that. yeah maybe the cough has gone on a little too long and that's cause for concern, but it's not the end of the world (literally). it's so domestic, so fatherly, so normal. he's calm.

in the final scene, his face shifts from “mm whiskey” to “very concerned father” when jack starts coughing harder, and then “genuinely scared” when jack shows** him the blood in his hand. again, none of the obligatory trauma-drama like with sam and cas, no self blame (yet). he’s just responsible for his sick kid… and ooops he just ate concrete time to start yelling. bc it is spn after all!

then in ouroboros, when they’re at the first vic’s house with rowena and jack starts coughing, sam’s kind of politely glancing at him out of the corner of his eye, while dean just full on stares at him, waiting for an explanation. poor jack was probably smothered to hell by dean after he came back lol (after all he was wearing dean’s robe!)

** yes, shows him. at first i thought it was for the camera but the angle is actually him holding his palm out for dean to see. he finally tells someone what’s happening to him and it’s dean!

#“zip up your coat goddammit!” #“put some socks on!” #“don't go out with wet hair you're gonna catch a cold and die again!” #jack kline #yes i'm going to continue to be weird about this #dean winchester #supernatural #zoe speaks

[chilschuck]

i need chilchuck to nap on my lap NOW!!!!! it's a need not a want

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ SOCKKKKKK YOU ARE SO RIGHT FOR THIS!!!! man deserves to rest… he works so hard and carries so much stress…

just imagine him laying his head in your lap after you manage to convince beg him, chil letting out a sigh he didn’t know he was holding in. especially when you begin running your fingers through his locks, starting on the top of his head, working your way down around his ears and to the nape of his neck. watch as he practically melts, situating himself ever so slightly to bury his face in your stomach and wrap his arms around you to bring you even closer. it wouldn’t take long before he’s blissfully asleep, probably in one of the deepest sleeps he’s had in a while. and as long as you can manage, you let him rest. <333

#✦ lilia speaks 🌱 #୨ chilchuck my beloved ୧ #hhhhhhhhh please chil let me love on u…. #sock big brained per usual #HSGKSHXKJDK #it’s a necessity FOR REAL #NEED THIS MAN IN MY LAP #chilchuck x reader #chilchuck tims x reader

[crochetedcandy]

He’s babysitting :)

Tallulah baby I’m so sorry for your hair, I tried my best I’m not a hairdresser 😭

All the eggs were free form, I’ve not used any patterns yet.

Philza post with pattern links (X)

#candys mcyter plushies #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp eggs #qsmp tilin #qsmp juanaflippa #qsmp chayanne #qsmp dapper #qsmp philza #philza fanart #crochet #candy speaks #fiber art #oh how I dread the day I’ve made all the eggs. bc then I have to tag them all #tallulah kinda looks like she’s wearing a beret. don’t mind that #also u don’t need to know this but the bowl the eggs are in was too deep so I put them on a folded sock 😂 #Update! figured out how to add an alt description to the pic so now theres that