#the realest ME WHEN

[n0heart]

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#hello i appear again #nothing bad happened i just need to take breaks sometimes #also i'm really happy because #on friday i bought my first darkromanceish book #and it's the first book i manage to read since probably 2017/2018 #i used to be an avid reader as a kid so it always hurt to have lost the ability to focus for more than 5 mins #BUT I DID IT. I FUCKING LOVED IT. AND IT WAS SO SPICY #i also cried obviously because i'm too soft for angst but hello it's DARK ROMANCE #the love interest was such a good fucking dom oh god #i wish i could have had someone eating me out while reading the sex parts because HOLY. SHIT. #the realest ME WHEN #anyways girlies if anyone is on the same dark romance train and is interested #it's the twisted series by ana huang #that's the only thing i have to tell honestly lol idk when i'll post pics again but #wanted to say hi 🤓 #if you read all these tags you absolutely own my heart. i highly doubt it tho

[suntails]

meet me in a dream

#*opens the door literally one day after book 7 update* hey fuckers im back #yes i vanish to do jobs and zines between updates but gods damndndmn my guy....my guy has some special magic guys #shoutout to dovey for concept brainstorm. theyre the realest. i am fuckgn SOB Bing. this guy knew immediately it was wrong #the way his spell is so DIAMETRICALLY the opposite of malleus's. IT IS. DESTINY. ITS DESTINY ITS FATE IM GRIPPING UR SHOULDERS AND SCREAMIGN #U CANT CONVINCE ME ITS NOT. im goinag sob when cel and i get to watch the eng translation whenever tf it comes out. gasmask cmon #twst #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #suntails #book 7 spoilers

[soplapinga]

Favorite part of The Dead Boy Detectives for sure is Edwin pulling literally every single age appropriate male character he interacted with. The absolute cunt ever

#Cat king Charles Monty Simon .guy is a gay magnet #yes im assuming charles is in love w him too in my mind he just doesn't know ut yet because he is extremely obvious and from the 80s #he said he liked Chrystal bc she reminded her of Edwin UNPROVOKED yall cant make this shit up come on now #also in the last ep after hugging edwin he put his hand in his hand in his heart just like edwin did when he realized he was in love w him #yeah that happened its not an hallucination im still baffled #also they are the REALEST i do in fact also need him carnally #edwin payne you are so pathetically rizzless I need to kiss you #David was fucking lucky he never directly interacted w him he would've been on the homosexual trenches too believe me #edwin payne #charles rowland #the cat king #monty the crow #simon dead boy detectives #catwin #payneland #chadwin #edwin x monty #edwin x charles #edwin x the cat king #the dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives #dbda #netflix dead boy detectives #tdbd

[sharks3ye]

Guys guys GUYS

Eclipse redemption arc when

#me n tails when we adopt eclair real #the realest #the siblings ever #sonic the hedgehog #eclipse the darkling #tails miles prower #sonic #sth

[supermusicallee]

NO other show in existence understands sister dynamics better than fleabag. especially from the perspective of older sisters i believe. having the same character yell "...you're fine! you'll always be fine. you'll always be interesting, with your quirky cafe and your dead best friend. you just make me feel like i've failed," AND "the only person i'd run through an airport for is you" !!!!!!!!! it's insane and it's exactly how i feel

#fleabag #i dislike anyone disliking claire because of that you'll be fine scene. that's the realest relationship between siblings are you insane #or maybe i actually am even more of a horrible person for thinking this #“we're not friends. we're sisters.” #terrible #magnificent #like i would die for her. i would kill for her. seeing her upset BREAKS my heart‚ i can physically feel it #i also can't help but feeling pettiness when everything comes so easily to her #all her bad moments make her more interesting and real while i simply exist like blank paper bc anything happening to me must be my fault‚ #while her misfortunes play like a melodrama #it's NOT her fault‚ but it wasn't mine either so why did i have to live through everything for her to have everything #okay wow i'm having a great night 🙃 #*nr

[raayllum]

2x06 / 5x02

#tdp broyals #I FEEL A FIGHT A BREWING #tdp #the dragon prince #it doesn't have to touch on this bc rn it is mostly subtext BUT #if it does i will be screaming crying throwing up #closest advisor (opeli) / his defender (soren & corvus) #and honestly zubeia almost fills that political partner role #broyals #parallels #mine #multi #the show: we will not stop paralleling ezran having a hard time as king with when rayllum gets to goof off the most #i've thought of this every damn day since s5 aired #'go through this alone' is the realest line on earth to me #wishlist #s6 wishlist #final season wishlist

[vitamin-zeeth]

experiencing fhjy while currently being in the equivalent of junior year is so. Yeah that's what it's like that's how school treats you that's how I'm feeling RIGHT NOW. I love how perfectly accurate it is and I also hate it so much because they don't deserve to go through this shit

#like fuck man #im currently fucking struggling through school clawing my way to exams so i can stop dealing with all this bullshit and have a life #and i cannot WAIT until its over cause next years gonna be the chillest #but fuckin hell man some of these moments #adaine struggling cause the school just won't provide the resources she needs. fabian dealing with a 150% workload + ecs. #kristen being genuinely gifted but finding the paperwork so awful that her grades are plummeting. #gorgug being told he cant do what he wants to do because they want to keep him focusing on the path he chose when he was 14. #riz trying to keep his friends together because if they separate he doesnt know what hed do #ough #kristen especially is resonating with me HARD her entire energy is so fucking relatable rn #its giving burnout its giving tired undiagnosed teenager its giving doesnt know wtf theyre doing #shes strongly considering dropping out but then looking back and going FUUUCK I KNOW I GOTTA JUST PUSH THROUGH #shes hating the work its making enjoying the subject harder shes needing a break and nobodys willing to give her one #shes so me this year actually. realest ever I'll defend her til i DIE #d20 #fhjy

[yuri-is-online]

omg hi queen this is ur resident ace stan and i saw this vid on tiktok and im like ??? This is so him !! Here's the link https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFDmHAKy/ 🩷🩷 like i can imagine him trying to rizz up yuu with this 🤭🤭🤭

sdrgkjenbqrhgjnrtkilohnm

Hello dear friend I need to stop trying to hydrate while I answer these asks because I almost choked watching that tictok. That's some real talent! I can barely shuffle a full deck （ ; ; ）

To be honest I was more taken by the song, it's incorrectly sourced there so I had trouble finding it! It's From the Start by Laufey.

The lyrics are about someone suffering what they think is an unrequited love... so it makes the idea of Ace doing the card trick even more real. He wants Yuu to be impressed so badly, but he also sort of feels like it's a fools errand because they won't fully get that he's trying to flirt and think he's just being smug.

(Meanwhile it's kind of working but Yuu can't admit that because well. He do be acting kind of smug.)

#<3 asks #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #aceyuu #ace trapolla x reader #someone else recommend a laufey song a while back when i was asking for romantic songs #she's got a really nice voice... #and makes me want to do an aceyuu playlist but i kind of suck at those haha #i really love seeing the ace stans in my notes #you guys really are the realest *mwah mwah* #ily

[chaiaurchaandni]

#shes so right #all they can do is make vids cutting their hair #theyre obsessed w the idea of saving brown muslim women from brown muslim men #but when the aggressors arent rlly brown or muslim then ig its not that imp #shoutout to angelina jolie for not letting me down she been the realest #free palestine #palestine #reproductive health #white feminism #gaza #long live palestine #glory to the martyrs #long live the resistance #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #death to israel #feminism #intersectional feminism

[bytedykes]

baili qingmiao arospec lesbian. you agree

#realest part of the abusive romance comment section to me. is the fact that by the end of the rewrite the sisters were shipping qcx/blqm #thank u for that cyan wings !! #dvawtk #misc #i dont have the message on me but when i was reading i sent kay something like 'i hope blqm ends up with a woman bc so far all the plans #basically amount to throwing women at her and seeing what happens' #well. women and zlq. but i hadnt gotten to that part yet

[cybrthrillz]

at this point im so used to talking with my audience who are accustomed to my lampwall art as well as other lampwall enjoyers that when someone comes in asking something like "isnt lampert wallters son???" i just think like. where have you Been

#cybrtalkz #my FIRST wallter ship fanart was lampwall before i realized retrowall was the realest ship btw #know ur history..... #i have always shown since the beginning when i joined the fandom in february that i Do Not agree with the lampert son headcanon #so when people try to make me weird for liking the ship its just like. were you born today #its just kind of funny how stupid people are in fandom still. like. i can assure you our fandom experiences are Incredibly Different #i wasnt even AROUND when the headcanon was 'canon' #put in quotations because im pretty sure yeucc literally never agreed to it and it was just phantom saying things

[how-masterful]

A very happy doctor who day to all, and an extra special shout out to my mum who, to this day, supports my love of the show despite in 2010 watching me throw up in the kitchen bin after eating the fish fingers and custard I begged her to make me for tea

#shes also witnessed me break down crying when matt smith regenerated #and when i fell to my knees when sacha came back in the centenary trailer #shes the realest one out there #doctor who #bbc doctor who #doctor who day

[twigsyy]

I watched Summer Wars and Digimon Adventure: Our War Game back to back today and now I want a million more animated movies set during summer where the main conflict ends with the evil computer thing sending a nuke to the main character's current location

#them just using actual real windows 7 in summer wars was so funny to me #also i loved kazuma he was gave unmatched emo boy realness like no one else also yumi she was the realest one tbh like yeah baseball woo! #i honestly think both these movies should just be stitched to one another i felt like i got a better experience watching them both together #the character acting in the digimon movie was great omg like every time kari picked up the phone or when izzy and tai turned around sogud #also the entire look of OZ in summer wars was right up my alley i love love love that stuff #watch those movies theyre very fun

[hypixelskyblockquotes]

#realest thing ever said in chat #look at me i cant aim to save my life and will lose every single pvp battle im in #im level 348 #do i look like i know what a ''meta'' is. i JUST got a hype KJHFG #i just use it to kill worms 😭 i still prefer melee it's just more fun imo #melee mage outlaw is my favorite hobby when im at the crimson isle

[itspileofgoodthings]

it’s the way Ryan Gosling plays Ken’s feelings for Barbie for me. because the feelings are unreal and fake in the way of a doll but they’re also intensely real in the way of his actual personality/who he actually is.

#it’s the way he looks at her sometimes when she isn’t looking at him #and it’s just full of intense longing and vulnerability #so it’s that combination that I love SO much #which is over-the-top cartoonish-ness that’s full of PERSONALITY and excess and conviction #and then this core of -well I already said it but INTENSE vulnerability #it’s Michael Scott in love with Holly. It’s Schmidt in love with Cece #and the way Ryan plays it is even more so because he’s a doll and of course in a real way his love for her is not a real thing #BUT IN AN EVEN REALER WAY—— #To paraphrase Michael Scott (!!!!!) #it’s the realest thing anyone in Barbieland has ever known (to paraphrase Taylor)! #like he’s the only one trying to do anything real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #and so for me my Barbie takes are all secondhand #because the story they’re telling has some narrative cracks and weaknesses in it #but also I kind of don’t care because they’re not focusing on the story that is the most interesting to me personally #which is this hilarious icon of a cartoon man who is—somewhere in the depths of his little plastic Ken heart—really in love #and I know it seems like I’m just repeating and twisting what the movie DOES say. that he’s in love but it’s fake and he has to get over it #to be his own person #but that’s only the one layer for me!!!!!! #and it’s a true one. I actually love his existential crisis and the moment where he’s forced to be his own person (doll) #and that’s the best thing Barbie could do for him in that moment #but it only addresses part of the situation —the part of his feelings that are fake. it doesn’t actually see or do anything #with the real love that’s also somehow by the magic of personality there #And it pretends it isn’t. BUT IT IS ALSKKSKSJEJJE #like I’m SORRY but he is just an absolute magnet for her and he’s so deeply responsive to her presence underneath all of the exaggeration #it’s in his eyes it’s in his voice!!!!! like. Sorry I know love when I see it akskksksksksjsj #and yeah that love is very decidedly not in her character and at this stage that made sense for it not to be #because of her journey to humanity etc. but I wanted them to do something with that real love in Ken and they don’t even see it #which is OKAY because tbh I’m mostly just delighted that it’s THERE #but yeah. That’s the most interesting part of the movie to me #how could it not be

[surreal-duck]

thank you so much for 1k! thanks a lot to everyone who’ve stuck w me all this time and hi to everyone new o/ it really means a whole bunch to me!!

gonna be opening doodle requests for a while! no promises i can get to all of them but i’ll try what i can o9

#duck rants about something #im mostly not doing much when waiting for my next assignment at the studio so i can scribble a bit #though please do keep it within reason adkgjskdghjsdhjkgsd #i thought a bunch of bots followed me but no ?? damn i didnt think id ever hit this much orz #and to everyone who leaves really nice tags i wanna thank u guys too ur the realest #been going through it as usual but seeing them always makes me :]]] really cant thank you enough #if you've been here or know me from a certain pkmn manga though you may be entitled to compensation. hugs ygs ty to u too #🦆