#the old school girls knew that it was

[champagnemoon]

the way the pretty privilege conversation has been diluted to the point where the girls are using instances of men showing a morsel of human decency to them as an example of it

#the old school girls knew that it was #college professors giving you an A when you deserve an F #breezing through interviews when you are blatantly unqualified #like tangible ways being pretty improves your overall quality of life #not a man opening a door for you lmaoooo #also a lot of stuff being talked about as the downside of pretty privilege…is just being a woman #like that’s just regular misogyny and you happen to be pretty lmaoooo

[i-really-like-phrogs]

Re-design of my un-named Beetlejuice OC from back when I was thirteen

Original Reference under the cut:

#my art #beetlejuice #toonjuice #beetlejuice cartoon #beetlejuice fanart #beetlejuice movie #procreate #I don’t really make OC’s for fanwork anymore… but the ones I had when I was younger almost never got named 🥲 #When I first made her I really really liked her- and her story was very self indulgent #Looking at it now is almost way too weird for me… (and honestly a little unintentionally homophobic???) #Basically she was one of the girls from Dante’s inferno… except she got kicked out because she only had attraction to girls #(This was BEFORE I suspected that I was a lesbian— mind you.) #Yeah but anyway she went to the Deetz/Maitland house looking for a place to stay but drove everybody crazy #She was super flamboyant- loved everything pink n fluffy- and was well meaning but did more harm than good trying to do nice things for the #She had this one sided crush on Delia??? Like musical Beej and Adam except less perverted and more flirty/sappy? I was an odd kid- okay? 🥲 #Anyway… the old design didn’t really do much to show off her personality… so I ended up upheaving the whole thing #So I upheaved the whole thing. #It was okay for what I knew at the time- but I know what I was trying to say then and now I have the knowledge to say it better #Also— the reason I gave her horns here is so silly. #When I was younger I was in a Christian school where I wasn’t allowed to draw witches-ghosts-demons-etc. #So even though I based her on the Dante girls… I refused to give her horns because I thought that was ‘too sinful’ #I even remember having so much guilt while looking for references of the Dante workers #I couldn’t even look for more than five seconds! #Anyways… she really pushed the boundaries for me at the time and it’s fun to see how I’ve changed and grown since then.

[dayurno]

kevin and jeremy both being pisces lifts their homoerotic teenage girl friendship to heights unknown like what next? you’re going to say you both play the same position? you’re both bisexual? you have long calls across the country? when you see him standing across the room from you for a moment you think you will never be able to cross the boundary of your friendship without ending the world as you know it, but then he looks at you and it feels as if he is worth the old world and more? hm?

#maybe a prayer for which there are no words? even? #i have had many homoerotic teen girl friendships if you cant tell #txt #keremy #NO BUT THEYRE SOOO NAKED IN MANHATTAN - CHAPPELL ROAN ANYWAY #new crush…. high school love again! the rush of slumber party kissing? #kevin: dont touch! ill never cross the line so i pushed you down a million times #theres even a bit like pisces who knew we were both so aligned like. #do you see it? DO YOU #lets burn the old world you and i. lets kiss w tongue as it burns

[shopwitchvamp]

me: *posts some random tidbit of my academic history* everyone: "??? what was going on with you as a child??" me: "yes, many people were asking that 🤔"

#i think the main answer to this is that i was born already about 70 years old #which makes for a very weird little girl #i will never forget getting called “creepy” by a school administrator because i “knew too much” and “didn't sound like a kid” #which was in that meeting where they wanted to skip me to 7th grade #anyway that guy was right tho #i was a creepy weird haunted child who knew too much #like i'm absolutely certain that this life of mine is not my first rodeo

[whoblewboobear]

Kristen shouldn’t be class president bc of the responsibility-? Guys, It’s such a nothing position that maybe lets you plan prom. What responsibility? I heard about class president like one time during junior year, they announced it on the loud speaker and then proceeded to never mention it again. It’s notoriously a nothing position with no power. Kids campaign by saying stupid shit like they’ll get Fetty Wap to preform or they’ll get the water fountains to have soda in them instead. Let miss Applebees pad out her transcript 👊

#granted this is aguefort and class president might become principal real quick but uhhhh #when the campaign started it had nothing to do with principal so I digress #I knew one of the girls that ran for it in hs. she won and when I tell you she never brought it up again lmaoooo #maybe it’s a bigger deal at other high schools idk I graduated 7 years ago 🤢 #Jesus that’s.. six if I don’t count this year bc I graduated in June 2018 #ugh god I feel old now #I graduated college a year and a half ago #buck wild how time passes #I’m gonna throw UP #fhjy #dimension 20

[nero-neptune]

shout out to this movie for teaching me how to spell words that i've never found the opportunity to use in real life lol

#i hope it's very obvious that the jump rope is in the shape of the letter 'B' #also i attended an all black school when this movie went to theaters #so you Better Believe that every black girl there around my age knew how to spell p-r-e-s-t-i-d-i-g-i-t-a-t-i-o-n. 'prestidigitation' #(that's correct!) #akeelah and the bee #is perhaps a top 3 iconic keke palmer movie and i can still probably recite a Ton of scenes from this movie #tho i will say it Got Old being a black girl who wore glasses and being called 'akeelah' when this movie came out lol #my art #artists on tumblr #keke palmer #the anatomy may be wonky. but i don't even care anymore! i had like more than 5 potential jump rope poses that looked even worse than this #this was as good as it got (and i used a reference from Another classic keke palmer movie- jump in!) #huh. if i had a nickel for every time keke palmer starred in a movie with a spotlight on black youth culture and jumping rope #i'd have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it's pretty funny

[hella1975]

the closest ill ever get to being a pick me girl is the joy that fills me when the chefs at work so clearly favouritise me. like im there nicely cleaned up in my smart-casual uniform just a 20 year old waitress smiling my customer service smile and behind me spawns Scary Dog Privilege 10x in the form of several burly middle-aged chefs at least three of which have criminal records and would all stick a bread knife in someone for bothering me

#like it's really funny bc i worked HARD with back of house bc i knew my job would be significantly easier if they liked me #(it speeds your orders through. you can ask for things without being told to fuck off during a rush. they'll get you food on shift etc) #and also there's a stereotype especially in fancier places where floor staff look down on kitchen staff and i think that's shitty #so i was always going to be try with them and be nice but ALSO when i first started my job it was in a peak era so while these days #we're struggling a lot and have had to employ a lot of college kids that dont know what they're doing #when i joined it was all private school girls that would swan about the place very snootily. so the divide between front and back of hosue #was INTENSE when i joined. and there i was a little state school girlie and the chefs immediately recognised that #and took me under their wing. so even though the class angle doesnt exist so much anymore and theres majority state schoolers #im still very much in with the chefs in a way not many of the other floor staff are. and there's also the fact im not scared of them #like chefs ARE rude and a lot of them DONT like or even respect floor staff but i will GLADLY tell them to fuck off if i think it necessary #and that's a language they understand like ironically there's one chef that doesnt get on with ANY of the waitresses #(i talked about him on another post he's the soup one) but he likes me bc when he tried that rude dismissive act i told him to shove it #and now the other waitresses literally SEND ME TO TALK TO HIM when they have questions/want something bc they know he'll listen to me #and me and the head chef are besties and the one kp will talk OVER THE OTHER WAITRESSES' heads and completely blank them #so she can talk to me and it's all just really funny bc the kitchen staff LOVE me and that's not even me being arrogant #it's like a known thing at work that they love me and im just. a 20 year old 5'2 waitress with my little pearl necklace and blouse #and some tattooed ginger mohawked 6ft chef is there getting angry for me when i come in complaining about a table #or the kp that is literally on probation will give me a sticky toffee pudding and tell everyone to leave me the fuck alone LMAO #hella slaves to capitalism

[mpgis-fangurl]

#mpgis #most popular girls in school #the most popular girls in school #mackenzie zales #shay van buren #trisha cappelletti #brittnay matthews #saison margeurite #this is for funsies #also mackenzie watches anime that bitch watches TWILIGHT #deandra's fave anime is prolly FMA but thats an old running gag LOL #personally i think shay would watch yuri but yall alrdy knew that

[5hrignold]

redesigns of ocs i made when i was like 10

#they used to be furries and all boys but now they’re human and all girls #because i….. was 10 and didnt know i was male yet and also i only ever drew furries bc that was all i knew #agin. 10 is just an estimate #anyway im real sad because i used to just draw and think about these guys 24/7 to pass the hours at school #but now pretty much everything of them is lost to various exam papers and books that are probably a hazard now from how dusty they are #and an old phone thats been on the brink of death for a year that i cant be bothered to try and do anything with rn #odieart #original

[tubborucho]

I am not going to say much about Forever Situation, and I mostly withhold reblogging posts about it, because I do not feel like understand it enough to make any points.

Just wanted to state shortly that I think it’s fair for people to choose for themselves if they want or not to interact with his content further. Personally lucky that I only mainly saw him through Bad and Tubbo posts, so it’s easier for me to avoid, and that’s what I am planning to do for now until things are more certain. We’ll see in the future how it goes. The jokes were vile, and uncomfortable, but I think I am able to move past them as long as I see him properly talk about the situation (because it does already seem like he grew better in those past years, but never can know for sure).

I hope everyone is being safe while interacting with all the posts about it. Soft reminder that maybe it’s better to not open twitter for now if you are sensitive to those topics (firmly believe it’s easier to avoid things on tumblr).

#liss writes posts #forever situation #discourse #tw pedophila mention #also slight cultural note: #as much as i agree that tjose jokes are disgusting #i see what people say about how normalized it can be #they are shockingly normalized in russia #knew a girl that started dating a 27 old man when she was 16 #got married when she was 19 and still are married #and like that’s already just shocking #but my SCHOOL TEACHER who told me that sounded so normal #so yeah sometimes that stuff is just morbidly acceptable for worse. definitely for worse

[eddis-not-eeddis]

Looking back on my childhood...some things become much funnier and also much sadder in hindsight.

#when i was in school for a brief window before my parents decided to homeschool us #there were two girls about two years older than me who i retrospectively realize were trying quite hard to bully me #(and did in fact bully many other girls...so badly in fact that there was a lawsuit and several children were pulled from the school) #the one girl was the ringleader and would rile up the other girls in her class and her special pet henchman would help her #they used to say really awful things about and to me #i have one very vivid memory of the three of us playing all alone at a park and we were fighting over what was essentially a kiddie-zipline #we were all three taking turns but the ringleader and her pet henchman wanted it to themselves #so they started telling me to go away and play by myself #i knew they weren't allowed to tell me to go away and i didn't want to go away #so i just kept taking my turn #when they tried to jostle me away i jostled back (and i was a very sturdy five year old) #when that didn't work they tried to tell me that they didn't like me #and i told them very frankly that that was okay because i didn't like them either #then they tried to tell me that NO ONE liked me #and i listed off three other girls who did like me #so they told me those other little girls had told them that they were just pretending to like me #and i told them that no i was pretty sure netty and angie and kayla wouldn't say that-- #(the most hilarious things was that these girls had never met kayla to begin with--a fact i was quick to point out) #--and that they were just saying that so they could hog the playground to themselves #it went on and on like that until all three of us had to go home #and i was completely unfazed by the whole thing #i only realized when i was MUCH MUCH older how vicious they were trying to be #but i was used to fighting with my siblings and that's how you warded off that kind of attack #you had to be matter-of-fact and a little brazen and never let anyone jostle you off the playground! #(not being afraid to tattle-tale was another asset XD)

[hermaphroditus1124]

The fact that we played when we were both little boys on field trips, somehow drawn to each other, unsure why, a shared bond neither of us could articulate let alone grasp in any sort of meaningful way, both of us just starting to grow out our hair out for the first time, running through the rain together, splashing through puddles, playing with fallen sticks we've found along our shared path, seeing each other only a few days a year, yet finding each other nonetheless,

So much has changed, yet we still play, both of our breasts just beginning to develop, puddles turning to buckets of ice, the raindrops still fall, bead down her blisteringly red cheeks, puddles still form, but rather than at our feet, in the small of our backs, under our sore buds, between our thighs, the branches crack on her soft skin as she coos and cries, we still find each other from time to time, though we change so much it all seems to stay the same in the end,

Two spirits, akin, yet strangers, walking the same lonely path, never truly seeing one another, yet finding an understanding in that that haze, finding each other if for nothing else than for one sweet embrace, before we are cast back to walk along, with fallen sticks and pink rain boots.

#t4t ns/fw #t4t nsft #t4t yearning #wlw post #t4t kink #mtf4mtf #mtf dom #mtf ns/fw #mtf top #mtf bottom #mtf sub #poertry #don’t send your kid to a Waldorf school we all came out drug dealers or trannies #one of the very few posts I was able to save my from old account #mtf t4t #mtf nsft #I wish more than anything to feel her embrace one more time and yet I know it will never happen #I wish she felt about me the way I feel about her but I know that simply isn’t and never will be the case #I wish I was more than just some weird girl she knew #I wish I wasn’t so crazy #i wish i wasn’t like this #i wish my brain was normal #I wish I didn’t have bpd #I wish she loved me #I wish people would just tell the truth and be honest #I wish I could trust you #I wish I found someone who understands me who won’t just hurt me #I wish tumblr hadn’t killed my old blog #I wish for nothing more than non existence #i wish I had less people who cared about me so I could just die

[girlinyourphone]

no worse feeling than talking to a gay person and then realizing they have no trans friends lol

#in line at the girli show there were these girls behind me #and the crowd control was awful so ppl there to see other bands at other parts of venue kept lining up behind us #one was a band called resin. and I was like being social in line and I was like ha ha resin could be a good nonbinary name #and they were dead faced #I was like …? #they said I think I knew someone nonbinary in high school named ash after ash Ketchum…. and I was like ok cool 😀👍 vibes killed #then girlis tour manager came out and interviewed ppl in line about their fav songs or whatever and I said can I say baby #which is an old song and the tour manager was like wow that’s an old one! and I eas like I love that song :) #and the girl behind me said ASBOys which is an even older and like. objectively worse song #but it was clear she was just trying to one up me and the tour manager didn’t say anything lol #then they just kept talking about all the drugs they do for the rest of the line time #🙄🤚

[gender-euphowrya]

damn the ''queer kids can sniff each other out'' thing is so true fr my entire middle school friend group is gay

#just found out my primary school bestie's boyfriend i keep seeing pics of her with on facebook is actually a butch KGJFJDS #i'd only ever seen pics of them really up close like just their faces and she's got that buzzcut & glasses Classic look #but this time she posted a pic of them together as like full body shots and i did a double take like. BOOBS????? #so yeah wow #the FUNNIEST part though about this #is the one guy who was openly gay in my friend group at the time is now a straight jehovah's witness GKFJD #the one guy we Knew was queer turned out not to be #everyone else who we thought was straight turned out not to be!!!! #welcome to my old friend group we have the trans bi me the 2 bi girls the lesbian and the femme4butch gal #and the conversion therapied guy we don't talk about #hhhh

[maddy-ferguson]

fun fact about me: i'm insecure about so many random things that i've never flipped anyone off in my 22 years of life because i think my middle finger looks awkward and ugly by itself

#and like i say: brf slt #i felt like this especially when i would have been likely to do it semi-regularly like in middle school. but like i was thinking about this #the other day and i did it in front of a mirror just to check and it looked as bad as i remember like it's just not for me #i have a story abour middle fingers though or just about what one would call the finger #when i was in what an american would call the 5th grade (i can never do when i was x years old because it's not an accurate representation #of the class i was in since i skipped a grade and the grade is what matters more to me. when i was 9 and my friends were 10 i was saying) #we would always play this game called girls catch guys or guys catch girls where the girls would run after the guys and like tap them on #the shoulder and then they would go to prison and they would line up and another guy could set them free by like touching one of the #prisoners it was a very fun game except it's way more fun to be like the ones getting caught than to be the ones catching and we would #ALWAYS play girls catching guys and it was very unfair we would be like okay in the morning we do guys catching girls in the afternoon #girls catching guys so it's fair like normal system but the guys NEVER wanted to do it (and we would always give in because like we still #wanted to play ig and idk guys. female socialization) they never wanted to be the ones doing the catching it was so unfair because we also #didn't like it as much and we did it all the time? #and i remember this one morning we were fighting about this we had literally all agreed that it was fair this way but they didn't want to #do it and my second best male friend flipped me and my best (female) friend off and (very #important detail) he did it with both of his hands so like two middle fingers and i don't know why because i'm not even sure that that's a #thing but one middle finger meant fuck you and two middle fingers meant go fuck yourself and to us that was very different? and i remember #my friend and i we like knew what it meant but for some reason we were like. he did do the one finger before doing the two does this mean #he...loves us because it literally means he wants to have sex with us #but what's funny is we never talked to him again after that and i don't even know why that was our last straw because i remember i #genuinely liked him before that like i said he was my second best male friend! so like maybe sixth best friend overall that's not bad #and he's not the only guy friend who flipped us off that year like it was so random to stop talking to him after that😭 #like he was an actual enemy we really did not like him we talked about him in letters we'd give each other using a nickname etc #and what's even funnier is in our last year of middle schoold FOUR YEARS AFTER THIS a friend of a friend told him he should become friends #with well my friend and he was like hm i don't think so have you seen who she hangs out with? marianne *last name* like why do YOU hate #me😭 it was so funny like wdym it was mutual this whole time. i had literally moved on by then i didn't even care about hating him #anymore like wow...i think he's the only person i hated who actually hated me back

[paverics]

a straight woman at work used the word “dyke” so causally in conversation today that i nearly had an aneurism

#listen i cautiously call myself bisexual so i have no real valid stance on the word #call yourself it. don’t. I don’t care #personally I hate (!!) it because i went to an all girl high school and it was slur of the day every day #like the homophobic girls did not care. they didn’t distinguish lesbians from bisexuals from straight girls they just didn’t like #nobody was safe from being called it and if they had a shred of evidence to back it up. no matter how flimsy. game over for you #so just on a personal level - don’t like it at all. throws me back to being 13 years old and fucking terrified #if other people call themselves or their friends or other lesbians it — don’t care. if you say it around me— don’t care #but hearing a straight woman say it…. #and not even like meant as a slur. she just said it. she could have said lesbian and the sentence would have been the same #like she wasn’t making a comment about lesbianism or being specifically derogatory #she was just saying that someone she knew was a lesbian and that was it #but it was fucking weird