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bubblytonks · 4 months
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they're lesbians 🥰
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zeldahime · 3 months
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Highway to Pail Day 20
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February 20: A good magician's assistant is hard to find. They're highly sawed-after.
There were a number of very clever tricks Aziraphale had observed stage magicians do that he rather admired but could not add to his repertoire. Many of the most impressive contraptions and tricks were actually performed by assistants, slender and flexible people who contorted themselves within cabinets and boxes while the magician demonstrated the illusion.
Except one memorable night, Aziraphale's act had always been a solo one, and Crowley had made it quite clear he didn't intend to join him on stage ever again.
Then one week, Mutt had contracted the flu, and he and his spouse Calico were scheduled to perform at a charity event, and Aziraphale was just thrilled to be asked to be, as it were, something of an understudy to poor old Mutt and perform in his stead.
"I'll do the hard parts," Calico had said on the phone, "but I think we should go through the way the cabinets work before we go up."
"Oh, yes, that's a very good plan," Aziraphale agreed. "I wouldn't want to accidentally poke you or stick you through!" As this was a telephone conversation, Aziraphale could not see Calico's grimace, nor their clear expression of "what have I gotten myself into?"
They made arrangements to meet at the local church where the performance was to be held in the afternoon before the event. Before leaving, Aziraphale left a note just in case Crowley decided to come by, letting him know that he was performing and when to expect him back. Otherwise, however, he shoved thoughts of Crowley and the last two times he'd performed magic on stage down, determined that this time would be a success worthy of the Marvelous Mr Fell!
Aziraphale wasn't close to Calico, but had known them from their teenage years, long before they had chosen that name; they were exactly the bookish kind of young person who would wander into Soho looking for a community and then retreat, overwhelmed, into the nearest stack of shelves, and so had been into the bookshop a few times, quickly scared off by Aziraphale's glower before it became clear they were more of a shy child than a potential customer. Aziraphale had been at one of their first drag shows and had blessed their wedding, though he had sat on the groom's side. They weren't close and they had never performed together, but neither were they strangers.
Aziraphale's costume and Mutt's both tended to a slightly Edwardian sensibility, though from very different directions, so his and Calico's costumes did not clash as badly as they might have if Mutt and Calico's act had been more modern. They wore a dress inspired by Victorian circus performers, with a tight bodice and a knee-length ruffled skirt, in a light lavender to both compliment and contrast with Mutt's usual navy-dark attire. When Aziraphale arrived to the church, however, Calico had not yet changed, still in brightly-patterned leggings and a shirt that would not have looked out of place on the cover of one of Crowley's bebop albums, still positioning the cabinets and making sure everything was up to their standards.
"Mr Fell, wonderful," they said when they saw him, suddenly smiles but nevertheless all business. "Here, stand over... yes. I've just finished putting together the crushing illusion—let me show you how it works."
The pair of them talked and demonstrated and practiced for a few hours, going over several tricks that Calico had ready, arranging a set that would show them both to their advantage. Aziraphale's sleight-of-hand and misdirection tricks would lead naturally into the tricks where Calico vanished, and thence into more complicated illusions. All ones where Calico was in control, of course; Aziraphale knew very well they had no way of knowing he would change the laws of physics to keep them safe on that little church stage.
Eventually, it was time to change, then to put on a show. The Marvelous Mr Fell and his daring assistant Calico Jones wowed and amazed the audience with their prestidigitation and jiggery-pokery, their conjuring and illusions! The prestidigitation less than the illusions, it has to be said, but Aziraphale thought the turning of a turnip into an inkwell did set them in the mood for the crushing trick, at least, which was quite the crowd-pleaser. He rather thought their act must have inspired a number of contributions to charity.
When he tried to help Calico pack up, however, they were unusually reticent to accept. "Go out and talk to your partner first," they said, "I think he might be mad at you. He's doing that sexy lean against his car, the one where you can feel him glaring a hole through you even though you can't see his eyes."
Crowley!, Aziraphale thought, then partner?, then oh dear.
"Ah, thank you my dear," Aziraphale said with a perfectly cherubic smile to Calico, "and my best to Mutt, if I don't see you again before you leave." He knew he wouldn't; he was going to be sneered at sarcastically for having done magic in a church, because he was an angel and Crowley was a demon and they must have some standards, then taken out in the Bentley for a pleasure cruise where he would complain about the speed, and ultimately end the night quite drunk on some very nice wine.
And Crowley was going to hear all about his show.
Author's note:
The last three days have been a black hole, productivity-wise, and I had to sink all my energy into my job (ugh) and grad school (double ugh) but I did finally finish this!!!
The crushing trick is this one, which is really neat. I loved how the assistant is in control of the trick the entire time. Warning for some seriously objectifying language in the video though; pretty much the entire video up until they reveal the trick talks about the assistant like she's a sex doll.
Calico is Mutt's unnamed spouse, in case it's not clear enough. They're played by British comedian Andrew O'Neill, who also uses they/them pronouns. I wish we had even one line from them when they're not under the Jane Austen Ball Spell, to get a better idea of their voice, but I think I like where I got with them.
I love how Aziraphale just ditches them to go out on a date with Crowley at the end. I wasn't planning on that! He's just a bit of a dick!
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hellaleg · 8 months
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when will somebody stop me
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fell-the-marvelous · 6 months
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Fell the marvelous, aka
Azirapalala😃👍
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brontollow · 4 months
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submarined-silles · 4 months
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another of the marvellous mr. fell, best (?) at his craft
edit: it’s. it’s fell the marvellous. i totally forgot. this works too but shhhhhiiiiiit
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Mr Fell. Marvelous 🪄
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demontobee · 7 months
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*in the magic shop*
Aziraphale *playing with linked rings*: Oooohohoho yeees!
Crowley: Ngk
Aziraphale: What do you think? Is this a trick worthy of the West End?
Crowley *sweating*: No. Close quarters. Definitely.
Aziraphale: But ...
Crowley *grabbing Aziraphale's arm and slamming 20 bucks on the counter before heading for the door*: Keep the change.
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acooksbooks · 15 days
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I haven't sketched a face in a while, and decided I needed a smiling Michael Sheen to draw today. Behold: Fell the Marvelous!
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bubblytonks · 4 months
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that's how it happened, right? 🥰
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mitrielle · 3 months
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When the curtain is lifted (unexpectedly and in all the different meanings)
And now please welcome with a thunderous applause: The marvellouse Mr. Fell!
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... and his ... assistent.
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Current thoughts:
Aziraphel: "Oh dear, show must go on. Nobody will recognize."
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Crowley: "Fuck it!"
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lidikatcosplay · 4 months
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Meet the fantastic and Marvelous Mr. Fell,
only at the West End stage for one night only✨️🎩🪽
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kokoabar · 6 months
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Im obsessed with this silly guy!!
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eraserhappy · 4 months
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Alright….last time (maybe, I’m a demon so…).
ID: Aziraphale is now the Supreme Archangel of Heaven. So he needs gold on his face to blend in. He merely draws on his Mr. Fell the Marvelous swirl mustache in gold! Portrait is drawn in black and white except the gold mustache.
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brontollow · 5 months
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Fell the Marvellous ✨🐰
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