#the man just wants a sandwich

[staryarn]

Making this turned off my computer twice

#my computer suffered trying to make this #also these arent my true views on the characters i just wanted to make something funny #my only real view is roland is a sad sandwich man thats true #lor #library of ruina #project moon #i havent met any middle or upper floors so yeah (still playing but i just got my laptop to work again so ya) #lor roland #lor angela #lor malkuth #lor yesod #lor hod #lor netzach #lor tiphereth #lor gebura #lor chesed #lor binah #lor hokma

[acidicpenumbra]

two "ultimate" level douchebags

#shadfinite #infinadow #< they make me reaaaallt mad whys infinite so freak boy can we kill him #shadow the hedgehog #infinite the jackal #sth #sth fanart #sonic the hedgehog #scraparts #infinite is only so big because all of these fucking guys are so tiny. so fucking tiny. bro doesnt even show his face half the time im goin #to give him 1 solid W in being over 3'3. #lord knows he fucking needs one #besides that i feel like jackal being taller than hedgehog makes sense #i dunno part of it is just me doing lineart before realizinf. im just making excuses but it looks better anyway Amen Ok back to your #regularly scheduled sonknux or something. ok thats a lie i only have one posf of them but my wips man #i kind of want to draw knuxouge next but dont expect anythinf because the second i have a specific thing in mind before i start drawing i #will not draw for the next six weeks #should probably do the sth fandom thing and draw that new sonic frontiers sonic but im not doinf that lest i lose my mind. amen brother #anyways whats up chat im eating a sandwich and considering hopping on splatty. replayed sonic 3 earlier did some team sonic racing #touched sonic forces which meant infinite was on my mind #seriously what is wrong eith these two #anyways anyways SHUT UP STOP TYPING SO GODDAMN MUCH ok #i havent played animal crossing new leaf in a week. oopsies #and thats the long ass rant in my tags done my bad

[galaxywarp]

doing some more delivery driving today!! Some guy WAY out in Amish country wanted a subway sandwich and tipped me nearly $9 to bring it to him. it was a 30 minute drive into the country but it was scenic and also. $9 tip

#my man just wanted a sandwich I respect that

[mishapen-dear]

just watched the moment bbh read forever's letter to him from the brazil trip. the disgusted EAH sound he made is going to echo in my mind forever and always that was SUCH a SOUND. here he was all excited and soft because he got a letter from forever and then forever mentions the fucking kidnapping and bbh turns into a scorned french woman from ratatouille who has just one sound to express her ~snobbish~ disgust at a ktichen full of rats. but it wasn't a kitchen of rats he was mad at it was forever giving him a shit sandwich shit-side up

#the way he THREWW the book back into the mailbox #made the sound as he turned away #like the little richas head flick was given Audio #man was so so sad about forever not leaving him a message #not even a flower #and then so sweetly hopeful at the new book #and then #the sims --friendship image #fucking hysterical i'm obsessed with him and their entire deal #shit sandwich is when you give good news then bad news then good news again btw #to make the bad news easier to take #it works the same with bad ideas or unpleasant concepts #like 'hey don't hurt that one guy you kidnapped' #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #i love forever i need to get better at portuguese i want to write a fic for him So Badly #hes just a lil guy #who likes another lil guy #and both of them like to project their protective parental feelings onto a third lil guy #who was kidnapped and briefly brutally tortured before being beloved by one of them #tho tbh im still on the ron lemons luncheon train i just think that's so awesome

[wyrdle]

Some more Clavell x Sada x Turo doodles, alas I don’t have the time nor energy to do more/clean up things lol. Kinda ship it, for the drama I say! Anyway, more thoughts below:

I enjoy the thought that Turo + Sada aren’t that much younger than Clavell lol (in present day, I think of Clavell to be in his early 50s, the two profs around mid 40s), so being research buddies means being quite close, regardless of whether they were romantic or platonic. Good science buddies!!!

Clavell is the mom friend, Sada the one with a lot more spunk/energy, Turo with his dry sarcasm etc. Sada and Turo butt heads a lot, and Clavell is in the middle of it all haha. Poor him. Even if all three of them aren’t poly whatever, the thought of Clavell being close to them and Arven’s early childhood is a nice thought.

His departure from the group feels almost like a sign of the times, wherein the two other professors start obsessing much more unhealthily, and with less concern for other things. I think post the discovery of Tera Crystals, Clavell disagrees with them about continuing experiments, citing the issues of introducing foreign fauna, danger of operating a time machine, dangerous unknowns etc.I think Clavell retires from research, opting to be an Academy tutor.

Still, all this is unfair on Arven, so Clavell remains a pseudo uncle of sorts to him when he’s able. Eventually, he rises to the position of Director I suppose? Though there is that plothole of how he never knew the previous director’s cover up of school bullying... maybe he left the Academy to work somewhere else for a time or something. The timeline is murky i guess *shrug*

TLDR: I think I just enjoy the thought of three very different scientists being together, and then the dramatic breakup and tragic reunion years after haha. They’re all probably very OOC, if there’s at all enough source material to paint better pictures of their characters lol.

#pokemon scarlet violet spoilers #pokemon scarlet violet #clavell/sada/turo #clavell x sada x turo #director clavell #professor sada #professor turo #i'm probably the only person who ships this lmao #tho I heard that turo x clavell is zeroshipping?? #nice #now add the other prof #poly fun #sandwich the slightly older man between two brilliant but troubled scientists #tbh you can still see my doodles as platonic lol #this is mostly me just wanting clavells involvement in area zero to be a bigger deal

[robotpussy]

atleast he's being honest but my manager getting annoyed at me for.... not going as fast as other ppl at my job when I've opened the shop like 3 times is so debilitating like apparently there are faster ways to do this yet he never shows me how it's done? he just gets annoyed and says "I want to be annoyed at you but I cant because you haven't done anything wrong." if the problem is my pace and there are solutions to this show me??? this happened with the sandwich shit too, I was told I was going too slow and I eventually had to say "instead of chastising me why don't you show me the supposed faster way?" like what is wrong with these people 😭😭😭

#like he was annoyed i was taking too long to package up the doughnuts and instead of showing me how the faster way (because apparently - #the way i was doing it was too slow) he just... yells at me? like show me man! so you stop being annoyed! ive never done this before! #i stay upstairs with the sandwiches u lot never want me downstairs....

[localgardenweed]

Thinking about them

#localgardenweed #the weed is rambling #hetalia #hetalia japan #hws japan #2ptalia #hetalia 2p japan #hws 2p japan #2p japan #i love them i want to have them both please sirs just one night one night please id do anything #to be sandwiched between them #what who said that i didn’t say anything #he saved me from art block thank him #still working on how to draw them cause il super inconsistent with designs man

[lucalicatteart]

Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 3: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression

(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)

The winning option of yesterday's poll was that the adventurer should throw a coin into the mysterious well ….

"After nearly ten minutes rummaging through the disorganization at the bottom of his backpack, he finally approaches the well once again, meager coin pouch in hand. He meticulously balances a little golden coin on the tip of his thumb, positioning it just so for an elegant coin flip… With a flick of his hand, the coin wobbles off, anticlimactically dropping into the darkness.. He pouts, leaning in to listen for a plonk as the coin hits the water but… nothing…. silence.. A few minutes pass and he shrugs, moving to pick up his bag and just continue his journey elsewhere, when suddenly a faint noise echoes from the well.. an almost cartoonish plopping sound, like wet feet slapping against stone..? The pitter patter grows closer and closer…then stops abruptly. The adventurer cautiously slinks over to the well, only to find.. a creature of some sort, clinging to the walls, staring up at him blankly. - What should he do next?"

#paventure posting #polls #choose your own adventure #(I saw a few people tag these as that and I guess it makes sense. hmm) #DAY 3!!! vote to choose this little man's fate #Sad that people did not want to go into the well.. :( Maybe we can still go in depending on how things go with #The Creachure. I mean I know I could just make whatever happen anyway since I'm the one doing it but. It has to feel natural lol #it would be obviously just me doing what I want if I was like 'oh uh we went to throw the coin in the well but he tripped and #fell and then somehow didnt die and whoops he's in the well anyway!!'' lol #I care more about things being realistic and natural than following whatever ideas seem interesting. If it was voted for him to explode #into a million pieces sadly I would simply have to explode him. audience says #let me know if the formatting of this is weird?? also? I wasn't sure where to put the slightly longer bit of text #so I kept it under a reas more just to the post looks neater. I thought it'd seem weird with a bunch of text blocks sandwiching the poll #and too much going on. But I also feel like it's organizationally weird if all the details are at the end? eh.. #bt then at least it's optional. not everyone will want to read more. And it's not like.. amazing text lol #I'm slapping them out off of the top of my head with minimal editing because I have to get it done and I know if I make it too complicated #or become concerned with like things being Perfectly Revised then I will absolutely not be able to do it once a day #Same with the obvious sketchy ms paint art lol. But so like. I dont feel as bad about kind of having the text be options #*optional since it's not like 'omg this is so good u have to read this' it's like.. eh.. passable amount of detail ghbj #ANYWAY. and 'paventure' (poll + adventure) is just temporary so I have a way to tag this on the blog/keep up with the posts #in a organized way. I think 'padventure' is more obvious but that's already the name of other things and I didnt want the tags to be #confusing or like.. post in some random tag that people already use for something else #but the only thing I found when googling 'paventure' is like. .some venture capital business from PA. and who cares about that lol #explanation probably not needed but I think it sounds a bit silly so I'm justifying myself to myself lol #ANYWAY. lov his silly hat. I want to draw him more. I want to name him. I COULD DO A POLL TO CHOOSE A NAME #but that wouldn't fit in with any of the days lol. maybe if I make it a week actually doing it or something at the end of the week #I could do a bonus poll or something. ??? idk.. ANYWAY.. new day!

[itskenickie]

i’m tired of being single!! enough!!

#still won’t marry a man lol #i just want someone to tell me how pretty i am and how kissable my lips are lmao #this is so tragic #i should be in a pwp abo where i’m sandwiched between an enigma and an omega #also it’s a pwp abo mafia yandere au because i said so!! #my omega is kaeya idc #maybe my enigma is obito? toji? idk idk

[raileurta]

You know how people started to ship ultimate Peter and Miguel? You also know how people headcanon that Mj and Peter b are in an open relationship? Are you picking up what I'm putting down here? 😏📝

#miguel o'hara #peter b parker #ultimate peter parker #mj watson #spiderdads #spiderparents #if you don't get it I want both mjs and peters to wanting to happy fun time with Miguel #is this just a blatant excuse to give Miguel a harem? #yes yes it is #i want this mentally ill old cat man DESTROYED #what would even be their ship name? #poly spiders? #ultimate Miguel sandwich? #spiderparents² maybe #spiderman atsv #atsv #spiderman 2099

[ratcandy]

i think zeus just tried to strike me down but he's gonna have to try a lot harder than that

#imagine me . tired. sandwich in hand. going back to my dorm. i look up. the sky is very overcast. i mumble aloud #''oh yeah it's definitely gonna rain...'' #not two seconds pass and the loudest clap of thunder I have ever heard just goes BOOM over top my head just as I got under an archway. #scared the shit out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck man I jsut wanted a sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i've been here for tons of tropical storms and multiple hurricanes but thAT thunder sounded PERSONAL #good lird. #clamtalk

[paperbagsandwich]

Hey, Ask are opened!!

I'm trying to waste time right now, so feel free to ask me LITERALLY ANYTHING!!!

Hell, ask me about the WG Puzzle AU...

#Ask Open #sandwich ask #Hi please ask me something!! #Anon is always on #I don't even care if it's a hi or a little wave I just want to answer literally anything right now!!! #male weight gain #bhm #weight gain #ssbhm #fat #big handsome man #chubby #male wg #wg

[atomsminecraft]

I cut my left pinky finger when trying to cut some bell peppers

Someone come and kiss it better 😔

#atomssayingstuff #It hurts 🗿 #I just wanted a sandwich man #and now I got an injury

[hornyfor70yroldrockstars]

I’m in love with a 60 year old man, and his name is Kirk Hammett.

Oopsies

#I’m sorry why am I like this #we only have a 41 year age gap #I have so many kirk edits saved on my phone from tiktok #i hope no one sees them #kirk hammett #metallica #just another long haired guitarist that I want to marry #I would never make a sandwich for a man but if he asked me I would do it for him #ignore these tags

[whitegoldtower]

I’d give literally anything to be sandwiched between Haldir and Eowyn

They can be the bread and butter and I’ll be the MEAT

#unhinged lotrposting #lotr haldir #lotr #lord of the rings #eowyn of rohan #what a woman #haldir of lothlorien #what a man #haldir #haldir of lorien #eowyn #I am so violently bisexual #also just dropping it in that I totally kin Elrond and Aragorn #which is great because that’s the sandwich my good lady wife wants to be in

[ladysophiebeckett]

im home and wide awake fm all the excederin i took to alleviate the cramps of my period that i started. also, ive had a horrible week. those two things are surprisingly unrelated.

#customers werent even that bad today but i really didn't want to go in today like i fucking hate it #and im craving ice cream #ate questionable tuna fm subway again...unfortunately that maybe the only highlight of today : ( #i felt bad for the sandwich artist lady who could be no more than 21 #who was making a sub for the elderly white guy (mid 60's?) who looks like he knows the rules of golf--who was behind me #and asking her for recommendations??? #like he said he wanted a meatball sub and then was like 'no i'll get tuna' but then he asked her what dressing she recommended?? #and this poor girl was like 'um we have mayo and mustard and oil and vinegar' #he was just...a very peculiar man #anyway---annoying day.