#the kiss while cooking

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Puppy Love

Waiting for my friend in the emergency room(they’re fine, we’ll not fine obviously but not actively dying) so might as well write on my phone

So if there are two things I’m adamant about it’s that Alfred should still be alive and that DC SHOULD GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG

For those poor souls that do not know, Jason had a dog name, and this is 100% true, Dog. Jason is canonically bad at naming things so he named his dog Dog. And the storyline between him and her is actually really touching. He rescued her from a dog fighting ring where she was used to bait dogs. Jason earned her trust showed her kindness and she loves him for it and it makes me emotional. GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG YOU MONSTERS

She’s not dead just got written out by giving her to someone, but still, that man loves and pampers Dog, gave her an engraved nameplate and everything

But consider Cujo, the ghost of a dog being trained to be a guard dog, put to death long before his time wanting the thing that made him happy in life: his toy. Danny finds him, bonds with him and helps him get back the thing he loves most, and Cujo loves Danny for it.

A story as old as time, a boy and his dog, or in Danny’s case a boy and his ghost dog.

So imagine this: Danny moved to Gotham with Cujo and things are going great, except for one thing.

Cujo has a little crush

Now normally this wouldn’t be a problem, but Cujo is a ghost. Aka he can walk through walls. So when Cujo wants to visit his lady friend, he just bolts right through the wall, and leads Danny on a merry chase.

Meanwhile Jason is confused to come home to his penthouse only to find Dog cuddled up with a smaller green dog that isn’t Beast Boy. The other dog is friendly and gets along with Dog, but it’s driving him crazy wondering how he got in without tripping an alarm. Then there’s a knock on the door

Jason opens the door to find an out of breath guy about his age with black hair, blue eyes and windswept hair that might have been intentional if it hadn’t been for a few leaves stuck in it.

And that’s how Jason met Danny

Cut to this happening a few more times and then turns into organizing little “dates” for their dogs and the while falling slowly in love with each other romcom style

That’s right, this has been a romcom about two dog owners falling in love because their dogs are literally obsessed with each other

Bonus: Danny giving Cujo “the Talk”

Danny, wagging his finger: Don’t make a rosemary’s baby, understand?

Cujo: Bark

Danny: ... good.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #writing prompt #dpxdc #Jason’s Dog #Dog named Dog #dead on main #I just want a cute Danny and Jason plot about them falling in love while organizing doggy play dates #which turn into unintentional double dates #don’t you tell me Jason wouldn’t set up a lady and the tramp moment for them #serving Dog and Cujo a plate of dog safe spaghetti and meatballs #meanwhile Danny who can’t cook out on a fake mustache and is playing music for them #and Jason just looking up from the two dogs eating by candlelight and seeing how the light flickers across Danny’s face #and realizing he wants to kiss this ridiculous man

[hawnks]

We need to talk more abt kissing.

Who presses harder? Who decides the pace? Who does delicate licks and who’s trying to stick their whole tongue in your mouth? Who pecks first? Nibbles your lip a little? Who gets so excited that they bump teeth and you have to spend a few minutes laughing and recovering?

#me reading ‘he kissed her’: okay but HOW #give me DETAILS #I feel like kissing is always seen as a precursor to sex but kissing is its own thing #make out with me while we wait for breakfast to finish cooking

[ajaxpilled]

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#non kink people are so weird to me bc #long story short i have finally gained some weight through many tropes i did not even realise were happening #which is a good thing bc everyone close to me is worried abt my weight bc im naturally underweight #and somebody mentioned it to me recently like oh wow so glad to see you’re getting better #and my bf who is completely blissfully utterly unaware of this kink and just rly likes cooking #put a HAND #on my STOMACH #and was like yeah you eat very well for me don’t you :) and kissed my forehead and Kept His Hand there for a while like ??? #ppl are way too open about weight fluctuations and how full or hungry they are for my liking like.. #how do u do all this and feel so normal and open about it #okay sorry #rambles #things such as this have happened before but this one had me so awkward #smile thru it they won’t find out they won’t find out they won’t find out !!!!! #ive only dated or been friends with people who have disordered eating or care for beauty standards before so it’s all New To Me #tw disordered eating #?

[seishirology]

hi guys. valentine’s day is coming up and i have no one. i’m gonna cry myself to sleep 😭😭 anywho today i thought a lot about rin. i’m starting to feel like a homie hopper 😭

no warnings, featuring rin

itoshi rin is a shitty boyfriend on the surface. he seldom gives you attention when he’s watching soccer matches, and he really just doesn’t spend time with you. but in truth he just gets so nervous around you that he can’t even talk to you sometimes.

itoshi rin who hugs you whenever you ask. although his eyes are glued on the tv while he’s studying the techniques of other players his arms are open for you. and if you bother him hard enough he’ll pause the video and give you a kiss, but it’s hard to get him annoyed because everything you do gets him nervous, not irritated.

itoshi rin who likes to call you by your first name, he thinks it holds more meaning but in reality he just can’t bring himself to call you ‘pookie-bear’ like you suggested. when he’s feeling super bold he calls you babe, but never out loud, he’d die of shame.

itoshi rin who likes to be held by you when you sleep together or nap. he feels secured by your presence and likes the feeling of being held. although sometimes he gets anxious and hugs you a bit too tight, but it’s hard to complain because he is often too busy with his own thoughts

itoshi rin who tries his hardest to make food for you. unlike his brother he has basic housewife skills, he can cook, clean, whatever but he can’t make elaborate dishes. they always turn out tone a little messy but you can tell he made them with love because even if it isn’t the best your pans are cleaner than they were the day before.

itoshi rin who likes to buy matching couple merch. matching hoodies, necklaces, bracelets, socks, even underwear if he can find it. he likes to match with you because while he’s away he finds comfort in having things that you have.

itoshi rin who tries to listen instead of offering solutions to your problems right away. he’s begun to pick up on how your mood is affected by his responses, he knows that you get more upset when he proposes solutions and that you’re more likely to calm down if he just listens instead.

itoshi rin who doesn’t like to waste his time willy nilly but lays around with you. if you don’t let him escape from bed on the weekends he’ll stay with you the whole day. he doesn’t mind it because in his head sometimes he has to put himself first and spend time with you.

itoshi rin who has a physical album of you in his room sandwiched between his mattress and the bed frame so you’ll never find it. he keeps all the pictures from your dates in there, as well as important information like anniversary dates or things you like.

itoshi rin who sends you pictures of his feet because one time you asked for toe pics as a joke and he sent them for real. so now he just sends you them whenever he feels like it.

itoshi rin who knows how to paint nails and do basic nail art because he knows you like to have pretty nails. sometimes he’ll match with you, but while you have a whole set he might only have it on his pinkie or thumb.

itoshi rin who is surprisingly patient with you when attempting to teach you how to play soccer because he wants fo share what he loves with you. he doesn’t yell at you when you completely miss the goalpost, nor does he mock you for being bad at dribbling, but if it does peeve him he’ll yell at the blue lock boys and never at you.

itoshi rin who keeps all his promises because he will not be a liar like a certain someone you both know. if he says he’ll be there, he will be there. although sometimes if he says he won’t be there he shows up anyway because who’s gonna stop him?

#blue lock headcanons #seiz.thoughts #rin itoshi x reader #itoshi rin #blue lock x reader #he wants to make me chocolate for valentines #he has a kiss the cook apron on while making it

[stillgotme]

are there any cooking poses for two people who don't wanna fuck each other

#i just need normal cooking poses please #most of them are people kissing and cuddling while cooking that's nice and all but that does not work for the scene i have #i really need to stop being lazy and get better at making my own poses #bc so far it's been me trying to look for what i think are simple poses #and those poses being a lot harder to find than i thought they would be #i'm just complaining and adjusting to storytelling again ignore me lmao

[thirstyvampyr]

oh we broke up again

#*jerk off hand gesture* #i told him ''we're not even friends'' #we dont even hang out or do shit together #sometimes i go weeks without saying more than a few words out loud i just listen to him complain all day #i just cook and clean #do his paperwork #he pays the bills #im a fucking bang maid #watching a loving relationship on my screen is making me wish i had someone i could laugh with #i havent been kissed in years because he doesnt know how to and it's awkward as hell everytime i try to teach him #i should just kms i cant live like this any more #cant have her enjoy one thing once in a while you know gotta ruin it every which way

[nyxronomicon]

ok I have to do yard work today so who is fueling my Toji gardener fantasy

#I'm his hoe *gets shot* #neighbor Toji who has a lot of time to kill since his hitman job only takes up a few days each month #he offers to help with your yard. but like he also just kinda does stuff while he's at it- like if he's mowing his lawn he'll just continue #you always come out and offer him water and snacks. 'you don't have to do this for me' you say #but he just brushes it off. of course he doesn't but he wants to fuck you #you start inviting him to spend time in the backyard he so carefully grooms. it's not long before he doing all your yard work #and while he does that you're cooking for him like a sweet little housewife. he has to stop himself from dragging you in for a deep kiss #when you ask if he wants a glass of lemonade.... #or maybe he doesn't stop himself. kissing you as he pins you against the door #'got all the sweetness i need right here' he mumbles. pushing his tongue into your mouth. tasting you #he smells like sweat and grass trimmings yet you can't help gripping those big biceps. gasping into the kiss........ #ugh i need him

[sliebman10]

Burn

With Remus's mouth on his, and one of his hands in his hair and one slipping under his shirt, Sirius had completely lost track of the dinner he was preparing.

He was perched precariously on the counter next to the lit stove, but was lost in thoroughly snogging his husband.

Remus drew back and looked around.

"What's wrong?" Sirius wanted to know.

Remus sniffed. "Something's burning."

"Shit." Sirius hopped off of the counter and took a pot off of the burner.

They both looked into the pot at the blackened mess inside. "You distracted me." Sirius said, petulantly, as he vanished the mess.

Remus watched him for a moment. "Are you complaining?"

@wolfstarmicrofic

#wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar microfic #burn #pay attention when cooking #don't get distracted while cooking #wolfstar kisses

[ybyg]

LEE RANG ABANDONS THE HUMAN SIDE AFTER HE REALISES HE'S BEEN CRUELLY CASTED OFF AND EMBRACES THE FOX SIDE, ENFORCED BY THE PERSON HE TRULY LOVES, CHERISHES AND RESPECTS THE MOST. GOOD ON RANG. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

#tale of the nine tailed #tale of the nine tailed 1938 #kim bum #HIS STORY HAS DEVELOPED AWWW #now bun/rang better comes back for a 3rd one after that mountian god dude's appearance #*BUM FFS #because whatever he posted alluded a goodbye #SAME DIRECTOR SAME WRITER #HECK SAME CREW #anyway #that has been the most fun i've had a in a while #love it love it love it #CHEF'S KISS #some fucking good shit #THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET THEM COOK #qila rambles #it's been a while :') #never work and study full-time #:') #OH also he got the girl #rang's rizz game undeniable

[luvevee]

Bf and I are big brained

#listen they're perfect #he's the depressed foodie and she's the peppy baker #They're both tall but she's taller #she has him taste test things and he learns to actually take care of himself/do chores around the house for her #he's stone faced wearing a kiss the cook apron while she's happily babbling about teaching him how to bake #in the inside he is content #pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon sv spoilers #pokemon larry #pokemon katy #rosebud posting 💐

[o-wild-west-wind]

actual footage of me watching the finale ep having an emo delightful time analyzing it with my friends irl and then finally logging onto this app

#jk I actually know I follow the right people because it’s all talking people down #but it’s funny scrolling through like 10 long meta defense posts about why Izzy wasn’t lazy writing and I’m like…hoo boy #is this the proper usage of ‘someone cooked here’ #anyway I’m excited to exclusively focus on kissing gifs for a while LMAO #ofmd #ofmd season 2

[bluesidedown]

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#not to Yearn on main or anything #but #i just wanna do Life with my boyfriend is that too much to ask #i just wanna go to church with him and then spend sunday afternoon sitting on a couch together reading #and maybe i have my toes tucked under his leg so they don't get cold #and maybe once in a while one of us remarks on something interesting from the book we're reading and we have a conversation about it #and then later we cook dinner together and eat with his family #or my family #and get to be part of each other's communities #and then go for a walk #and kiss goodnight on the porch #and i get to go home somewhere that isn't an hour+ away with the knowledge i'll see him again tomorrow or the next day #:'( #i am not loving long distance rn #i miss him All the Time and i can't DO anything about it

[hungerpunch]

what if i wrote 125k of fic that's just dawes having her sweaterpaw held while she listens to music with her noise canceling headphones.

#also ft: everyone praising her cooking for 30 pages #also also ft: everyone thanking her for saving their butts #also also also ft: her getting sweet little forehead kisses and knuckle kisses and cuddles on the couch while she works on her thesis #driveby post #i think my broad tag for these books will be alex stern series #alex stern series #the ninth house #hell bent

[fairypaw]

high drorrey 'm back, have my littlecloud bot queen riverpearl, i made him trans and gay out of spite because my history teacher was going on a homophobic tangent which was rlly funny

#like me and my bi seatmate were CACKLINGG #also the guys across us were definitely dating #it was the typical animals dont have brains and they know the right partner is with the opposite sex #which is funny because animals are gay looking at you giraffes #and also isnt that the point?? were not animals lol we can do whatever and i want to kiss women #why would you want to devolve?? technology is not natural cooked meals aint natural CLOTHING aint natural #if you wanna be an animal soo bad with your heterosexual copium then go to a zoo #SORREY FOR THE RANTT IT WAS ON MY MIND FOR A WHILE #my art #warrior cats #warrior cats art #warrior cats oc

[ollys-useless-rambles]

i miss my girlfriend :(

#i wanna wake up before them and kiss their face while theyre still asleep #and i wanna sneakily make them breakfast before they wake up so they can’t tell me not to cook #and i wanna go on walks with them in the morning before it gets too warm and hold their hand the entire time #and i wanna pick them so many flowers #and i wanna put my arms around their waist and kiss their face #i just really wanna kiss their face i think #my beautiful pretty girl #and i wanna curl up on the couch with them and watch stupid movies #and i wanna go shopping with them and point out everything i think they’d like #i wanna do everything with them #they’re so wonderful

[nnnneeev]

The valentines?

OHMYGOD sorry im a dumbass the whole time i thought solomon's card was an SSR (since asmo's and luci's card has majolish outfits hhgnhngn) so i kinda got lost there 😭😭

anyways, here are some of my favorite moments!

(When we took photos of him cooking)

(adding the ‘secret ingredient’ to the chocolate)

(after accidentally casting a spell onto the chocolate)

(when you chose to eat his chocolate with relish)

(after choosing the option “I’d prefer a kiss over chocolate.” when asked about our preferences

(kiss 1)

(kiss 2)

#asks #sorry this took a while #i had to redo this post because the first one i made was basically a summary ljdgkjdfk #I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS AN SSR 😭😭😭 #i didnt even bother checking i got too distracted by him #his power #obey me spoilers #obey me solomon #rambling time #i love it when he's having fun cooking like how can you hate someone enjoying things theyre passionate about??? #i love that about him #also the way it makes him so happy when people enjoy his cooking 🥹💖 #i think this is the 2nd time he complimented us for taking the initiatives in kissing? #i hope you also get his card soon!!!