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inkybinkyboink · 8 days

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marauders weed headcanons bc guess what baybee??? im a free man motherfucker 🙇🏻

let's get it out of the way, peter hogs the joint. im sorry.

normally this like. doesnt bug me all too much but he's too scared to even smoke it

he just holds it and it just burns away

peter you're wasting good weed!!!

james is excellent at re-lighting the joint without a lighter (or magic)

sirius gets really fucking paranoid if it's not the right strain

remus is stoner extraordinaire (i will die on this hill)

sirius is the best at sneaking food from the kitchens when they all get the munchies

their favorite place to smoke is the shrieking shack

though, i reckon they probably plan their excursions bc can you imagine smoking in the shrieking shack and then realizing you're fucking starving but the castle is like all the way back up the hill

i would die

i would crave death

remus does more weed than the other three

it helps with his chronic pain and i wouldnt be surprised if he has some sort of special prescription for it

i know it's the 70s, but im not abt to figure out the specifics

remus and sirius are each others favorite pillows when they're both high

it helps james get to sleep and stay asleep

peter cant take more than like 3 puffs or else he gets weed shakes

the others will help him stay calm and massage spots on his shoulders to help him relax

i can also see them doing this for sirius though id assume sirius wants remus to do it more than the other two

sirius having a really bad high and remus walking him through it, trying to soothe him to sleep so he can sleep it off

remus having a pain flareup and calling it quits at like 6pm, going to hide somewhere in the castle to smoke and not think about how much his hips hurt

dude. listen. stoner room of requirement.

i mean its. the room of requirement. if im a stoner who requires a comfy place to hide out with a comfy couch and good lighting, in theory that should appear.

peter gets the most munchies

james has the craziest thoughts

sirius falls asleep the quickest

remus is the least anxious

god stoner remus actually makes me feel whole as a person

i feel like remus likes being alone when he's high, more than he likes a blunt rotation

god they rlly are the dream blunt rotation

them talking shit while stoned

when remus indubitably goes to live with sirius at 12 grimmauld place they light a joint "for old times sake"

thats a lie, remus never quit, he just wanted to help sirius unwind

remus helping sirius cope with what happened with him getting falsely convicted and sent to azkaban by smoking a joint with him every night on the steps and just talking

not about prison, or what happened, even

just...talking

about anything sirius wants

it helps him re-familiarize himself with the world around him without getting too spooked.

#marauders #the marauders #wolfstar #tw weed #heads up- in this post i write very positively abt weed and cannabis! personally ive had very positive experiences with it and its helped m #manage my own anxiety and struggles. im aware this experience isnt universal! im not trying to promote ppl using weed i just like projectin #my own experiences onto characters that make me feel warm teehee whoopsie #make your own opinions and if we disagree thats cool we can coexist i love you have a nice night

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peanut-butter-and-theatre · 3 months

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I forgot I made a list of my nightmare blunt rotation that I shared with my friends

This is about to be the craziest list

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purpleglitch · 11 months

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Craziest VC group ever, nightmare blunt rotation

#liveblogging

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misswoozi · 1 year

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Which group you write for would have the wildest blunt rotation?

I'm torn on this so I'm gonna give you the craziest 4-man blunt rotation from a few of my groups

Vernon / Woozi / Joshua / Seungcheol

Johnny / Yuta / Mark / Doyoung

Hendery / Lucas / Xiaojun / Yangyang

Dahyun / Jeongyeon / Chaeyoung / Jihyo

Hyoyeon / Sooyoung / Yuri / Tiffany

#thank you!

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pregnantsecondo · 3 years

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Dream blunt rotation:

Sniper TF2 (smokes the most)

Arcade Gannon (smokes the least)

Martin Blackwood (bought the weed)

Dean Winchester (everyone bullies him)

Eddie Brock (is grossly in love with his alien partner who is also there)

Richie Tozier (cries all the time)

Cecil Palmer (says the craziest shit)

Barney Calhoun (everyone invites him because he needs it the most)

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thotyssey · 6 years

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On Point With: Shawn Paul Mazur & Matthew Gagnon

They met while working a night at Bar-Tini nearly ten years ago, and went on to become one of the city’s most successful party-making pairs. This weekend, their rooftop institution FLY Sundays at the Monarch premieres its fifth season--so now is a good time for Thotyssey to get all retrospective-ish with Shawn Paul Mazur and Matthew Gagnon!

Thotyssey: Hello gentlemen, thanks so much for talking to us today. I know you’re busy planning the return of FLY Sundays at the Monarch. How have you both been otherwise?

Matthew Gagnon: Oh, you know: living the dream! Haha. It’s been a rollercoaster year, to be honest, with opening my restaurant last August up in Westchester--a labor of love to the fullest.

Shawn Paul Mazur: I’ve been keeping busy. Other than Super Size Queen Fridays every week, I also work full-time in an emergency room, saving up as much money as I can before I start Physician Assistant school at Pace in July.

You guys have been in the nightlife business for a minute now. Not many people can make a successful, long-lasting career in that world, let alone as a partnership. What’s your secret to staying together in business, and staying successful as promoters / producers in general?

MG: Well the "partnership" aspect has been fairly easy (I mean, we do bicker from time to time like true sisters), but that’s just it: we’ve been best friends for almost a decade now, so at the end of the day we trust each other’s intentions and always keep it real with one another.

SPM: The keyword you mentioned is “partnership.” Luckily, Matthew and I had a great friendship for years before we embarked on the nightlife business together. We both have an attitude of putting the party and the fun before ourselves. I have no problem bussing glasses during the party, helping delivery bottles and glassware if it makes it a better experience for the people who there to enjoy the night.

MG: Staying ‘relevant’ in this industry, for me, is sticking to what you know and doing it well. You’ve gotta know the product you’re offering, keep it consistent but not be afraid to embark on new ventures. It can be a tightrope walk as there’s SO MUCH to do, especially in NYC. The idea is to hopefully have more hits than misses, and provide a fun atmosphere where people can just forget about life’s BS for a bit.

Where are you two from, and what brought you into the city?

SPM: I’m from the “thriving metropolis” of Erie, PA. Growing up in a small, fairly conservative, rustbelt city, I always knew I was different (gay) and never felt like I could truly be myself there. I knew NYC was a place you could be anyone you wanted to be, and that was what drove me to want to move there. After my tour in Iraq with United States Army, I finished college and moved here directly after.

MG: I’m originally from the woods of New Hampshire. I went to school in Boston, lived in Los Angeles for four years, and then made my trek back east to New York City. I was running an oceanside restaurant in Malibu at 24 years-old and thought, “WTF am I doing!? I need to SING! I miss blunt people! And I miss real WEATHER!” (Yes, I am a weather geek.) So off to NYC I went.

I know you two met while bartending at the late Bar-Tini Ultra Lounge. Did you gel along right away?

MG: I mean, I thought we did, haha! Buuuut it turns out Shawn did NOT have a great impression of me when we first worked together. I think he says to this day, “I thought to myself, 'WHO is this bitch’...??’” Truth is, I can be a real “dom top” behind the bar, and I had just gotten back from a summer of bartending in The Pines, where back then your bartending skills were judged with a stopwatch! So yeah, all business!

SPM: “Dom top!?” Okay, Rose! So, I helped set up Bar-Tini and had been working there a couple weeks before Matthew started. We worked together his first night, a Friday night, and he came in directly from a summer on Fire Island--all business and minimal-to-no fun. I was like: “who is this bossy diva?” Over the next few weeks he taught me how to be a much more efficient bartender, minus the stopwatch, and I taught him how to have more fun. After that, the rest is history and we’ve been best of friends ever since.

Do you miss Bar-Tini? It's maybe scary, the number of venues you must’ve seen come and go during your nightlife tenure.

MG: We talk about that ALL THE TIME! Lol. It feels like just yesterday when Shawn and I were the two sole slingers of drinks at the ‘Tini...long before Hell’s Kitchen had... what is it now? 101 gay bars? It is definitely wild to see the evolution (and sometimes dissolution) of venues around town--but to be honest, the same concept applies to running bars. Keep it consistent, know who you are and what your guests want,and keep evolving into a better You. If you pay too much attention to what everyone else is doing, you’ll stumble off your own path.

Matthew, you recorded music in 2015 under the name Mathieu Blue.

MG: Aw, I sure did! Recording my first original EP was truly a dream come true. I’ve been singing my whole life, but stepping into my artistry is where I felt like it all finally came together. There’s nothing like singing the songs you wrote, delivering YOUR message.

Will there be more music in the future?

MG: I’ve spent the last year and half opening [my restaurant] The Birch Collective. But I’m super excited to announce I have started working on new material, and plan on releasing a sophomore EP this coming winter. Stay tuuuuned.

And Shawn, are you musical as well?

SPM: Besides singing in choir and playing the trumpet in the high school band--that’s the extent of it.

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When did you two decide to take it to the next level and produce your own events?

SPM: I bartended in NYC for a few years, and ended up meeting a lot of people that way. I had a 9-5 sales job that I ended up hating, and didn't want to do anymore. A friend of mine at the time was hosting an underwear party on Fire Island, and asked if I wanted to host with him--because he knew a lot of people, and I knew a lot of people he didn't, so together we would be a great team. At the end of the summer when Fire Island was over, we had another friend who knew someone that owned a bar in Meatpacking called Griffin. He asked if we wanted to start a Sunday party there, and that was how Griffin Sundays was born.

MG: I used to throw these wild parties with a close friend of mine (and roommate at the time) back in Santa Monica. Police would always shut us down! Don’t get too excited, it was more for noise than anything... maybe a beer funnel in the courtyard. Moral of the story: I’ve always enjoyed hosting and putting on an event.

After beginning my NYC nightlife journey as a bartender back in 2009, championing bars like Bar-Tini and Industry, and even being the general manager of Barracuda for several years, I’ve been able to get a solid handle on how people have fun and what that atmosphere really looks and feels like. There’s a sixth sense that kicks in to, where you can walk into a room / venue and say, “Okay this is good, that’s not so great, this can change, we can add this, let’s omit that.” The devil IS in the details (Shawn and I are both nuts about that fact).

I will say that being able to produce events in one of the greatest cities on Earth and call that “work” is something I haven’t lost any gratitude for. When you do what you love, there’s no such thing as “ugh, time to work.” On the contrary, it’s “Woohoo, time to FLY!”

You both were involved with Vodka Soda / Bottoms Up pretty early in that bar’s existence. What was that experience like?

SPM: I don’t know her.

MG: Shawn and I actually launched the venue for all intents and purposes, including the hiring and training of the staff. Our role at VSBU was pretty blurred, however, as it became clear the owners were looking more for managers rather than event producers. Our hands were continually tied in what we could actually do to create a warm and welcoming atmosphere for our crowd. Once the toxicity from above (one owner in particular) reached a fever pitch, we decided it was time to move on. I realize in situations like this there can be many stories based on revisionist history, but that’s what actually went down.

These days, your weekly Hardware affair “Super Size Queen Fridays” packs the house each week, featuring Mike Borowski DJing and queen Bootsie LeFaris being Bootsie. What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen go down there?

MG: Umm, people going down? Haha, kiddinggg.

SPM: Every week is a different batch of crazy there, which is why I feel it’s so much fun and packed every week. I feel like Bootise’s performance on TOP of the bar each week is always crazy, and a highlight of the night.

MG: Honestly though, SSQ Fridays has really taken on such a life of its own. It reminds me of this really fun pop party I used to go to in my early 20’s in West Hollywood, with people just living their LIVES. Borowski spins ALL the juicy throwbacks, and of course “fills in” the rest with some of today’s stuff. I think I am most proud of how unpretentious the room feels when you walk in. No one gives a DAMN–they’re having too much fun to judge anyone else and it’s contagious.

FLY Sundays, a rooftop day / early evening party at the Monarch Rooftop Lounge, is what you’re both best known for. You put great DJs on rotation--and there’s a fantastic view of the skyline, including the Empire State Building. How did this all fall into place?

MG: I always talk about FLY’s inception as a perfect (sun)storm. Shawn and I both reached a point where we were ready to move on from some old ventures; Shawn was still co-producing Griffin Sundays, and I had previously pulled out of co-producing the Sunday rooftop party, Summer Camp. Since the Bar-Tini days, we had always talked about doing a party together because that’s what had always made the most sense, but of course hindsight can be 20/20.

Shawn and I decided to put our undivided effort into creating a new weekly summer event where we could each bring our previous ‘Sunday Funday’ production experience to the playing field and watch whatever that would be come to life–and boy did she. The first Sunday of FLY was beyond our wild expectations. We just looked at each other with wide eyes, and I am pretty sure we each thought in tandem, “Soooo...what took us so long!?” Lol.

FLY’s legendary door queen Markus Kelle is starring in an upcoming indie slasher film Killer Unicorn, alongside the finest of Brooklyn nightlife! Has she ever tried to ax murder either of you?

MG: Like any evil little sister, she has tried every chance she’s gotten. That’s why I keep cans of silly string hidden at FLY...trusty repellent!

SPM: Markus has always been nice and civil with me!

MG: Real talk: I am very proud of Markus and her endeavors. She’s one of the smartest and quickest bitches on the beat.

So, FLY Sundays returns for its fifth season to the Monarch on May 20th! Can you believe it’s been five years!?

MG: We CANNOT believe it. Time FLYs. We’re really honored to have a seasonal party hold the gravitas that she has over the years. Truly.

What do you have planned for this season?

MG: As always, we have a few tricks up our shorts that we’ll reveal throughout the season. We’ll feature some new talent on the Rooftop. And of course our FLY fam will return, boasting the infamous FLY Punch Bowl Knockouts, PW’s Cotton Candy, Spike Snow Cones and other goodies. Also, Monarch did a full-on aesthetic revamp, which I know our guests will be really excited about. Season 5 is looking CHIC FLY.

This weekend, the SPRAY party (and major benefit) that hits Fire Island and major benefit in August is first having a “preview event” of sorts at The DL on May 19th! The lineup of performers, DJs and hosts is sickening, and you two are gonna be part of it. How epic shall this be?

SPM: Very much looking forward to this event. Not only is the lineup of performers, DJ’s and host amazing... any time we can party and have fun while giving back to the community and anyone in need, I'm All Aboard!

Matthew Gagnon: It IS quite the lineup, and we’re super excited to be a part it! We’re even more excited that proceeds will go to some really great places, including the Ali Forney Center. And on a ROOFTOP? Duh, we’re THERE.

Will there be more FLOAT boat parties this summer?

MG: FLOAT was a LOT of fun, and honestly one of those memories I’ll think of forever. Who gets to throw parties on a party yacht and sail around Manhattan!? As fun as it was, the effort that went into the actual logistics of the event proved to be super intense. You’d be amazed how hard it is to dock anywhere north of, well, the South Street Seaport! Who knows, never say never about the future.

Anything else you wanna plug?

MG: Markus’ back door?

SPM: Markus’ mouth.

Final question: if Mazur & Gagnon had to form a superhero or supervillain duo, what would the group be called?

MG: The FLYtastic Two!

Thanks, guys!

Shawn Paul Mazur and Matthew Gagnon host FLY Sundays weekly at the Monarch (3-11pm), and Super Size Queen Fridays at Hardware (11pm). Follow them on Facebook and Instagram, and subscribe to FLY’s newsletter.

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inkybinkyboink · 3 months

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urinetown stoner headcanons

it's less than a month to the show and im going fucking nuts. i drove two and a half hours today on a whim. to pick up a toilet seat that my parents didn't need anymore for props. headcanons below the cut >:)

bobby: like i said, he's definitely eaten half a pan of brownies thinking they were normal. he spent an hour trying to scrub a stain off of the side of the amenity until he was told it was spray paint. then he walked to hope's place and started crying about stray cats and how he wanted to adopt them all. he slept for thirteen hours and refuses to admit the incident ever happened.

penny: made the pan of brownies. she does edibles sometimes to destress and decompress and can you blame her? penny on weed becomes the most anarchic, careless person in the best way possible. go piss for free. she doesnt give two flying fucks. the world sucks. commit crimes. just do it. see you in urinetown. bobby once asked her if he could have a raise while she was baked and she said yes and regrets it every single day.

lockstock: listen, ok. i have my heart set on the idea that lockstock is fully aware that his career and position in society is ultimately more of a detriment than it is an aid. i think that knowing this bugs him (arguably). that being said, i think he does smoke, if not for pain management then to fucking forget about how awful everything is. i think the people he's killed weigh on his conscious and smoking a fat j turns that off for a little while. that man will lay on the couch with a bowl of pretzels and watch whatever's on tv until he falls asleep.

barrel: the opposite of lockstock. he's convinced he's helping and maintaining order in society. he likes abiding by the rules. so when he bums a cigarette off of lockstock and it turns out to be a blunt, he immediately gets so paranoid. lockstock has to calm him down because barrel is being SO loud and bro we are going to get caught. like 30 seconds after he calms down and eats something, he passes the fuck out on the couch bc its some strong ass ptsd indica. he very begrudgingly acknowledges that it did make him feel better and that he did sleep well. now, sometimes, after a bad day, him and lockstock share a joint.

cladwell: bro smoked so much pot before the stink years but then he rose to power and imposed laws that made it illegal and thinks he's The Shit for doing it. everyone's fucking pissed he did.

hope: little becky offered her a very special tasting gummy bear once and it was some mad sativa. hope did not shut up. for three hours. all she talked about was how she missed bobby. and how spaghetti was so good. then someone put on cartoons and she was absorbed like an ipad kid on an 8 hour flight.

fipp: would not do weed now but has done it in the past. nightmare blunt rotation. he just talks about politics. and not the good kind. it's terrifying. get that man away from me.

mcqueen: same as fipp but he gets like. scared. i think mcqueen knows deep down that what he's doing is wrong, but he constantly ignores it, so when he's high all that bubbles to the surface and he gets really wishy-washy about what he's saying. honestly i think it would be really funny to watch.

little becky two shoes: rolls the craziest blunts. the tesseract joint isn't beyond her skills. got pissed when she found out she was pregananate because she couldnt smoke weed anymore bc she wants her kid to be healthy. little becky knows where to get the good shit. she's dealing like fucking jesse pinkman from breaking bad.

hotblades harry: same boat as becky minus the pregnant part. they have competitions for who can roll the best joint like it's a cup stacking contest. people bet money. that man has smoked more weed than you ever will. his house is almost constantly hotboxed. hotblades harry more like hotboxed harry.

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old man strong has taken some mad edibles for hip pain.

little sally is a child so shes not on this list but i will be damned if she doesnt constantly bug lockstock about the funny cigarette she saw him smoke once

after urinetown they still use the secret hideout but it's just for smoke sessions. it's just a blunt rotation. it's comfy now, they made it comfy. they added lights.

#urinetown #tw weed #tw drugs #tig makes self indulgent posts

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