#the clup

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Carpe Noctem 1

Warnings: dark elements, noncon, age gap, other dark elements. Proceed with caution. (short!reader)

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Part of The Club AU

The condensation of the glass drips from your fingers.. You hate the feeling, slick and slightly irritating. You switch hands as you sway to the music, penned in by strangers as you try to see past them. You’re a bit awkward, off on your own, but no one seems to notice as you stand nearly a head below the rest of clubbers.

You stand on your toes but it doesn’t help. The music and the haze of voices doesn’t help your search. You yipe as you feel a tug on your arm. You turn to Sabrina and Selena, the tall blondes with cocktails as identical as they are. The twins are stunning individually, but together, they’re gobsmackingly gorgeous. And, you must admit, chaotic.

“Where did you two get off to?” You yell over the music.

“Mom!” Selena teases as she rolls her eyes.

“Someone has to keep an eye on you two.”

“We were just getting drinks, duh!” Sabrina shows her bright pink cocktail and takes a slurp through the skinny straw.

“Right,” you look at your ginger ale, the ice has already melted. Responsible and bland, just like you. Designated driver and designated mom friend. “I’m sure that’s all you were doing.”

“Well,” Selena smirks, “we did meet a guy.”

“Really?” You tilt your head sardonically, “you said this was a girls’ night. No dudes.”

“Relax, we know Johnny would have a fit, alright? It’s not like that, we’d just go up for the drinks.”

“You have drinks,” you counter, “and go up where?”

“Private room,” Sabrina says, “come on, don’t be a sourpuss! When’s the last time you went to a private room?”

You almost snarl. They know you aren’t the club sort and it’s obvious you don’t have the looks to be invited up to some playboys crow’s nest. Besides, it gives you the ick. Those men standing up there leering from the windows like some deranged lookouts.

“Are you asking me or telling me?” You rebuff.

“Come on, pleeeeaaaaassseeee,” Sabrina pouts, “we promise, we’re not going to hook up. We’re just going to flirt our way into bottle service.”

“Look, you come up and we’ll pay for the uber. Since we won’t be paying for booze, we’ll be able to afford it,” Selena winks.

“I don’t really…” you sigh. It’s two against one, as always. Even if you wanted to drink, you know you can’t. You have to keep an eye on these two. “Fine, but I mean it. No hook ups. And I don’t want to be up there all night.”

“Yessss!” Selena throws her fist up.

“Ugh, you guys,” you roll your eyes, “you make me feel like a bitch.”

“No, you’re just the responsible one,” Sabrina chuckles and turns on her heel, “come on! Before someone else takes our spot.”

“Are you sure… it’s okay that I’m with you?” You ask as you trail after them, speaking to the end of their long ponytails.

“Of course, we said we had a third. Just… play along.”

“Play along? What does that mean?”

“You don’t have to make out with anyone but like, don’t be frigid.”

“You are making me regret my decision already,” you retort.

“Come on. You can handle it. You’ve never had any issue giving a guy a swat. He gets too handsy and–” she flicks her hand above her shoulder so you can see, “give him one.”

You hold back your complaints. You know once the twins have their minds set, there’s not changing them. All you can do is act as chaperone and make sure they don’t get too messy.

You follow them to a set of spiral stairs and climb up behind them, balancing your ginger ale perilously as you refuse to look down and see the height building below you. Sabrina leads the way, striding up to a door with a golden snake on it. She knocks and peeks over her shoulder, giving a wink. 

It opens and a man appears, clean shaven with neatly parted hair, a glint in his blue eyes as he smirks at Sabrina.

“Selena?” He asks.

“I’m Sab,” she chides.

“Ah, I’ll figure it out,” he kids, “come in.”

He leaves the door open as Sabrina enters, then Selena, and you reluctantly bring up the rear. The music is muffled by the walls as you do and your ears feel ready to pop. You take a drink of your soda to hide your discomfort. 

“Twins,” another man muses. He sits on the sofa, an arm across the back. A satin shirt is unbuttoned way too low on his chest, the mustache adding to the allusion to Tom Selleck several decades ago. 

You’re used to being overshadowed by the twins. You really don’t mind given the circumstance, you have a boyfriend. You nurse the ginger ale as a third man approaches; tall, blonde, and sleek in a powder blue jacket. Probably the best looking of the trio.

“Jonathan,” he introduces himself to the twins.

“Sabrina and Selena,” the man who answered the door stretches his arms around the twins’ waists.

“And our friend,” Selena makes sure to introduce you, waving you forward.

“Ah, pardon.”

“This is Ransom,” Sabrina leans into the man between them.

The man from the couch says nothing, almost scowling as he watches Selena, her eyes on Jonathan as she accepts a polite kiss on the cheek. Yep, doesn’t feel great to be third wheel, though it saves you a lot of trouble.

The girls fall into a low conversation with Ransom and Jonathan. You hover and hesitate before sitting on the other end of the couch, staring at the bubbles rising to the top of your soda. Awkward.

“Couldn’t have found triplets,” the man grumbles as he twists a golden ring on his finger.

“Sorry to disappoint,” you snip.

He looks at you, almost surprised to find you there. His cheek twitches and he sighs, pushing himself up with the armrest. “I need a fucking drink.”

So much for pretenses. You watch him go to the small bar in the corner and you turn your attention to the windows flashing with a spectrum of lights. It’s not entirely unexpected for the night to take this turn, you were just hoping it wouldn’t.

#lloyd hansen #dark lloyd hansen #dark!lloyd hansen #lloyd hansen x reader #drabble #series #au #the clup #carpe noctem #the gray man

[0oxxo]

Please do not follow KO tutorial he doesn't even have a medical license

Inspo

#transformers #transformers idw #maccadam #digital art #knockout #firstaid #“ frag pharma ” clup #tarn joined the clup btw #not because he hates pharma .. he just got confused

[skulsakz]

gaultier clup couture spring 2004

#gaultier clup #haute couture #ss04

[lunarblazes]

enough with the discourse. scar said he didn’t want dong in his mouth. if you even care

#mcc #mcc 24 #goodtimeswithscar #i’m going to actually die laughing at this clup #this is where i die. right here right now

[models-photoshoots]

Ekaterina Novikova & Julia Yaroshenko -📷 Joakim Karlsson , for Wet Shirt Club

part 3 / 4 (part 1 , part 2 , part 4 (mature))

IG -> killer_katrin , killers_story , thejulia , wetshirtclub , joakim__karlsson

www-> thejulia.net , ofkatrin.com , joakim-karlsson.com

(fyi, all these photos are gathered from tumblr posts, just to make a nice collection of the photoshoot)

#Ekaterina Novikova #killer katrin #Julia Yaroshenko #yulia yaroshenko #Юлия Ярошенко #Joakim Karlsson #red bikini #black bikini #blonde #red hair #curly #double #wet shirt clup #NO IG #Instagram #collection by me

[socks-wizard-money-gang]

Thing I drew cuz of @thegalacticidiot epic pogger au that is very awesomesauce go check out it's blog if you can/nf

#also made with my phone cuz i didn't felt like pulling out my tablet #ask to tag #art #drawing #socks is scribbling #nilfruits #ameri nilfruits #hi phi club #hi clup #nine riddler #amelie nilfruits #au #deltarune

[newscarsting]

Yuo Dont Know : |

#HES SO FUCKING CUTE HERE #Yuo Dont knoew :| #WHY DOES HE SAY THST #WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS #😭😭😭 #I HATE HIM SO NMUCH #no i dont #i lied #i lovw h:( #he needs to be euthanized #why did he do that? is he stupid #UM FONNA FUCKING CRY DUDE #HES SO CUTW : ( #sorry my Evil harl hubbs autism #throwing rocks at this guy at like 5 pm be there or be square #im bringing sandwiches aswell #ive genuinely been obsessed eith this clup gor like so long why does HE SAY IT LIKE THST. #that FUCKING bird that i HATE #lego city adventures #harl hubbs

[pixiecapsalt]

i just realized how confusing tjat mustve been for causal roier viewers who dont know who doied is

#i aint explaining it #FUCKINGG TECHINCAL DOFFICULTIES WITH THIS CLUP IM #WORKING ON

[yurekbali]

Gün aydı da, sen aydın mı arıyorsun Ahmet Abi? Arama! İşte buradalar, oturmuşlar ikisi bir masaya. Gülümseyen adam, Rıfat Ilgaz... Gözlüklü olan, Edip Cansever... Memleketin hâli gibiler Ahmet Abi! Gülen ayva, ağlayan nar gibiler. Tam tamına bizim gibiler, halkın ta kendisi gibiler. Ağlarken güler, gülerken ağlar gibiler. “Gülmek bir halk gülüyorsa gülmektir,” değil mi Ahmet Abi? Oturmuşlar ya, Rıfat Hoca masaya bir sarı yazma serecek birazdan, sonra koyacak Rukiye’nin saçından bir tutam, mum satan bir baba, birkaç hastane odası, bayrağını çekmiş bir vapur... Edip Cansever koyacak Funda Oteli’ni, bezik oynayan kadınları, yer çekimli karanfili masanın tam ortasına... Rıfat Hoca kalır mı aşağı, o da dökecek Hababam Sınıfı'nı masaya tek tek. Ama sanma ki bu kadar! Edip Cansever avucunda bir gül döndürecek ve koyacak masaya ilk yaz şikâyetçilerini... Dudaklarını bilen, öpülmeyi bilmeyen bir kadını... Gelinciğin ikinci tadına benzeyen bir sevdayı... Malatya kokan bir istasyonu... Antep’in kırmızı düzlüğünü... Rıfat Ilgaz, 70 yaşını bırakacak masaya; Cide sokaklarında elleri arkadan kelepçeli, gözleri bağlı, askerlerin arasında karakola götürüldüğü o korkunç günü, ki utancımdan anlatamam. Koyacak sonra masaya ocak katırı Alagöz’ü, tek kollu Aliş’i, sanatoryumdan bir odayı, Balıkpazarı’nda limon satan öğrencisini, ama en ağırı Ahmet Abi, en ağırı, koyacak namuslu ve aydın bir yurttaş olduğu için çıkarıldığı mahkemeleri... İşte o zaman Edip Cansever dayanamayıp diyecek ki, “Bu halk da halkmış ha! Bana mısın demedi bu kadar yüke...” Sonrasını biliyorsun Ahmet Abi, örtüdeki lekeler çıkar mı çıkmaz mı, sana kalmış; sonrası mendilinde kan sesleri... Temizlenir temizlenmesine de, önce adaleti getirmek gerek bu ülkeye, değil mi? Adalet olmadan gün de zor aydınlanıyor. Adalet, hak, hukuk ve eşitlik için mücadele edenlere de yeri gelmişken günaydın Ahmet Abi. - Akgün Akova, Günaydın Deme Sanatı (syf.180-181) - Fotoğraf: Edip Cansever ile Rıfat Ilgaz. Clup Fuaye’de. Edip Cansever anısına hazırlanan “Fotobiyografi” kitapçığından.

#Akgün Akova #Günaydın Deme Sanatı #Edip Cansever #Rıfat Ilgaz #Günaydın #Ahmet Abi #Mendilimde Kan Sesleri #Yazar #Şair #Anı #Hatıra #Şiir #Öykü #Roman #Edebiyat #Yürekbalı #Clup Fuaye #Fotobiyografi #Adalet #Hak #Hukuk #Eşitlik #Ülke #Memleket #Aydın #Aydınlık #Özgür #Özgürlük #Halk #Hababam Sınıfı

[ballsbalb]

fuck caicedo. spends the whole game kicking at people like their ankles are the fucking ball and then when Gakpo goes down slightly easily ONCE he starts pushing him like he’s not been the dirtiest fucking player on the pitch. genuinely hope he falls and has his head shoved up his ass.

#liverpool fc #football #efl clup #this refereeing/VAR performance is shambolic

[philza-updates]

New clips channel upload!

#mcyt #ph1lza #philza #honestly the temptation is strong to update with ayo yall new clup dropped #mod wren #Youtube

[felixkummer-fake]

#kravd clup ist meine Lieblingsband #kraftklub

[0oxxo]

I had a vision...

#welcome to the dead conjunx clup first aid :) #NOW we have the almost whole dead cunjunx #head leg and body #well he's still missing limbs but whatever #breakratchetlun or smt idk its morning already and i haven't slept

[puddingclubrevamped]

We did it everyone! Pudding Club Revamped is an official SIUe club! Thanks to all officers and members for making this real!! Vampires rejoice🍮🧛

#pudding #pudding club revamped🧛 #pudding clup revamped #tuesday #tuesdays #vampire #vampires #pudding tuesdays #sexy pudding #puddin

[gazino-kons-is-ilanlari]

#konsişilanları #gazinoişilanları #kons #gazino #solist #dansçı #pavyon #gazino #gecealemi #eğlencesektörü #gazinoişi #pavyonişi #bayanişilanları #yüksekkazançişilamları #dansçıişilamları #oryantalişilanları #direkdans #gogo #oryantal #gecealami #eğlenerekkazanıyoruz #yüksekkazançişilanları #güvenilirmekan #sorunsuzişletme #gazinomenajeri #konsmenajeri #pavyonmenajeri #menajer #kons #konsiş #konsişilanları #gazino #gazinokonsişilanları #gazinokons #gazinomenajeri

#bayankonsişi #bayankonsişilanları #bayankonsmenajeri #gazinoişi #gazinokons #gazinokonsişi #gazino #gazinokonsişilanları #clup #bar

[poorlittlevampire]

i know what ur gonna say. obviously a fashion game that solely exists to put cute characters into outfits is going to have cute characters. BUT SHE IS SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#every night at 11pm est the jp twitter accnt releases a new clup #*clip #and idk when itll stop but i hope it never does