#the bitchiest bastard in the galaxy

[rustic-ghoul]

Be more like Aziraphale.

Read books, break the rules and be the bitchiest bastard about it.

…also be kind ✌️

#aziraphale #good omens #the bitchiest bastard in the galaxy #also a total teddy bear #go

[scuttlebear]

Happy Birthday to the bitchiest bastard, bestest brother and butthole'st boss in the galaxy: Handsome Jack! I'm sorry I broke into your office, but I had to get this cake to you somehow and your PA wouldn't let me in without saying a stupid password. Go fuck yourself, asshole!

ps: you better have gotten me a present this year i swear to god

#It is My birthday and therefore it is His birthday #also excuse the language my love for my fictional twin is only translated in insults and death threats #🔫Borderbros #platonic f/o #borderlands self insert