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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.

#beyond birthday #and it's not just the jam #🔪beyond birthday

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sobbing and crying and blushing and fainting

#🍂Elliott #🍂MyBeloved #stardew valley #1.6 spoilers

[scuttlebear]

I've been replaying Stardew Valley for the 10,000th time. PLEASE send me some asks about my Stardew Valley self insert!

Stardew Valley Farmer ask meme!

feel free to add your own questions if you feel i missed any!! 

Their name?

Their gender/pronouns?

Age?

Sexuality?

What’s their pet/what’s its name?

Do they have a reason for becoming a farmer? (other than the games plot)

Their best friend?

Their crush?

Their partner/spouse?

How long have they been in the valley?

Do they have children/want children?

Are they homesick?

Relationship with their parents and/or siblings?

Favorite weapon?

Favorite farm animal?

Favorite crop?

Do they enjoy going in the mines?

How are they at cooking? Do they enjoy it?

Favorite season?

Favorite accessory?

Farm layout?

What do they specialize in? (farming, fishing, mining, etc)

How do they usually spend their winter?

Do they have farmhand? (multiplayer)

Finally, what’s their backstory?

#🍂Felix #Stardew Valley #Self ship #self ship ask game #ask game

[scuttlebear]

accidentally sat down on the same park bench as beyond birthday the other day and before i could remedy the situation and leg it he offered me his hip flask (beetroot juice) and a damp cigarette (didn’t share his lighter) and started telling me about the increasing crime rates in the area. he was pointing to the nearest road and saying it’s so scary the rise in behicular banslaughter lately it honestly makes you nervous to go outside huh. he said it’s so tragic what has the world come to, the lack of social cohesion in the community must be a large contributing factor, everyone’s burnt out and anxious - and of course they are, it’s the 21st century - but especially what with the current berial billings and oh the authorities are strapped to do anything because they’re knee deep in a funding crisis from all the bax braud happening. god, he was watching a rlly interesting documentary on telly last night about that spate of bedical balpractice lawsuits the local hospital have found themselves embroiled in and the most awful part is that nobody can even figure out who the guilty party is due to the quite frankly staggering rates of bidentity bheft plaguing the city

#bedical balpractice #🔪beyond birthday

[scuttlebear]

I don't want kids, but fankids can be fun to design.

Someone remind me to draw some not so serious fankids when I'm not tired.

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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The best trope in the world is when a character realizes that they’re in love with another character and instead of being bashful or cute about it their internal monologue is just “NO. GOD. FUCK. WHY”

#👑frostburn #Felix @ Loki #(and probably the other way round too)

[scuttlebear]

"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

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Every death note character is either dressed like a depressed workaholic father of 2 with an office job who has to go on a magical journey to discover the true meaning of Christmas or like they're desperate to be the most fuckable person at the goth club

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Appreciation post for Beyond Birthday illustrator Juon Yu (a.k.a. DeadxEndxLess), and their charming and vulnerable depictions of B. I couldn’t find any current websites or links to this artist’s work; if anyone has an idea of where to find them now or relevant info to add, please let me know, and I’ll add links to this post! – EDIT: Huge thanks to @a-for-alternative for providing links to DeadxEndxLess’s official BeyondtheLimit art archive! [CLICK HERE FOR ARCHIVE] (PASSWORD: 1313) Also, the artist has apparently relocated to here: [NEW SITE], but it is closed without a known password.

#🔪beyond birthday #GOD this takes me back to being 14 and google imaging the hell out of BB #trying desperately to find any fanart of him only to stumble across these #the fact that one artist sat and made so many different unique creative illustrations of BB of all people was so inspiring #and still is tbh #felt so good to find someone else with the brainrot (tm) when I had no-one else to fanboy with

[scuttlebear]

Some Favourite Selfships!!! (Part 1/2)

I do a lot of reblog games, but I wanted to strike out on my own and pay homage to some of my favourite couples in the selfship community! Some of these are a bit vintage and folks have moved on to new F/Os, but these ones are in my heart and I hope you'll still appreciate the art <3

There are really too many amazing selfships to count, but these are some of the ones that make me very very happy when they show up on my dash! Thank you all for sharing your love with the community, I think y'all are so so cool.

Part two will be out in like a week because I kind of killed my back with all of this art lol

The blogs featured, in order: @scuttlebear, @sugar-and-pearls, @roboraindrop, @thundercloudshipping, @tunewtuthis, @carbo-ships, @kittyandco, @phantom-rats, @enter-the-phantom, @shiny-self-shipping, @dakotabone1213, and @worldssilliestserpent!

#OUGHHHHH THANK YOU ♥️♥️♥️♥️ #i love i love i love #you did such a good job on all of these #foaming at the mouth #🍂charBB

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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

#anything above 18C and I want to perish

[scuttlebear]

#my gf self ships with Rasmodius and hotboxing his tower is 90% of what we to together #rasmodius

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a lil doodle compilation of the SDV Bachelors i’ve done through the year.

Shane, Harvey, Elliot

Sam, Sebastian, Alex

✨check out the Bachelorettes here!✨

#🍂Elliott

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ask game: self insert lore

because i love developing my self inserts and their role within canon i figured there should be an ask game for it!

1. what are the basics of your self insert? name, date of birth, height, etc.?

2. when in canon does your self insert come in? do you have a scene in mind for your entrance?

3. how do the other characters generally feel about your self insert?

4. would you be considered a main character, side character, villain, or something else?

5. does your self insert have any special powers or abilities?

6. does your self insert have any pets?

7. would any other characters (besides your f/o) have a crush on your self insert?

8. what is your self insert’s orientation?

9. who are your self insert’s closest friends?

10. how do the other characters feel about your self insert and f/o’s relationship?

11. what kind of outfit(s) does your self insert wear?

12. how would the fandom view your character?

13. does your self insert have any information about their family?

14. what hobbies does your self insert have?

15. how does your self insert play a role in the plot of the story? do they help directly defeat the villain, support the heroes, etc.?

16. freebie! name a fact about your self insert you want everyone to know.

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#🍂Elliott

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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad