#the bi wife energy of it all....

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

what's gayer?

(a) being gay

(b) a randomized character created by the duffers

#they just- turn out gay #all of them #the duffers dont even mean to it just- happens #call it what you will #fate #the gay agenda #pure dumb luck #it certainly is quite a feat #and i thank god every day for it #all my lil gay babies #ooh option (c) aggressively telling your same-gendered bff that you guys are FRIENDS nothing MORE just FRIENDS #hehe #byler #lumax #elumax #elmax #steddie #ronance #jargyle #jopper being bi wife energy #ace eleven

[outlet-of-time]

They gave Sidon a fiancé in hopes that people would stop shipping Link and Sidon… little do they realize they each have two hands and they can form a little Poly-Triangle between all three of them

#zelda totk #totk spoilers #king sidon #yona totk #Sidon has bi wife energy while also having bi energy #they can all hold hands together

[daenystheedreamer]

GIRL SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH #bi wife energy... golden retriever boyfriend..... WAR AND HATE ON PLANET EARTH

[digitrev]

Cool things about my lady husband preferring the term "lady husband" over "wife":

it's fun to say the phrase "lady husband"

it shows that I have a spouse cooler than me

it makes me, a cishet white dude, look a lot cooler than I actually am

Downsides about my lady husband preferring the term "lady husband" over "wife":

it sets the expectations of how cool I am way above what I can ever possibly achieve

#bi wife energy #that's all i got going for me in this arena

[smallishbabes]

I wonder if Joel knows how much us queers love him. He just has the vibes y’know.

#mcyt #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #maybe it’s the bi wife energy. or all the kissing the homies jokes. #or just the pathetic cringefail tendencies. idk what it is but I feel like he gets us #arah post

[thecrxwclub]

nina, jesper and wylan announcing very loudly on june 1st that since it’s pride month no one can be mean to them because it’s homophobic, and then all making direct eye-contact with kaz

#are kaz and inej headcanon lgbt? #matthias is number 1 ally #matthias has bi wife energy #when they all go to pride nina definitely convinced him to let her put glitter on his face #six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #nina zenik #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #helnik

[hermywolf]

they’re so

#i love it when a couple is cute and clearly very in love with each other but also hot and kinda whorish about it all #also ofc dybala would have a bi gf. the fact that its oriana is even better but like yeah he has bi wife energy #dybala #oriana sabatini #futbol #hermy posts

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Footnotes:

Donald Penobscott is not included cause he’s a little bitch

Frank’s not included cause he’s a little bitch and Louise Burns is a closeted lesbian

Klinger and Soon-Lee are each other’s bi wife

#MASH #MASH TV #idk what else to tag ghsjkghsjdsk but anyways. you agree. #BJ gets double bi wife energy as he actually has two bi wives (Peggy and Hawkeye) #Francis and Charles also have bi sister energy. 'oh that's not even a thing' well it's not my fault you're ignorant. get with it. #Starky's Original Posts #sorry this is all I have for everyone today #it's been a rough week :(

[moonlightsapphic]

getting into this awesome new kdrama called see you in my 19th life and i’ve been losing my MIND screaming into my pillow at the angst and poignance but some part of me is fully flabbergasted watching myself sobbing over this cisheterosexual couple in a kdrama. it’s just so ... 5th grade me. i know now that i’m bi and the continued lgbtq+ erasure in most kdramas feel like pointed straight propaganda in the year of our lord 2023. but you know what there is something so gay about being born again and again (in different genders!!!) looking for love and a home and a happy ending, and then ending up with a handsome soft boyfriend who has never done anything wrong ever who is also a passenger princess that you occasionally must rescue from goons with your mad fighting and critical thinking skills. this is a show for bisexuals change my mind

#see you in my 19th life #kdrama #lgbtq+ #bisexual #genderfluid #go watch it #NOW #she is super genderfluid and also kind of agender??? #it's incredibly cool #and like the gender role reversal moments in this are *constant* #in both the main couples!! #it's so STINKING cute #she is BADASS #and he is.....so soft and sweet and delicate #must protect at all costs #THIS IS BI WIFE ENERGY #they avoided addressing her romantic relationships outside of those she had as a woman with men though #bummer #boo #give us the gay you cowards #commit to it #i fucking love the fantasy storyline to this so much #genderqueer #queer kdrama #bi #queer #gay #webcomic #genderbend

[stillprettyunoriginal]

I’m team “Pluto is a silly bi legend” and unpopular opinion: rooming with Prospero is Killing his sexuality that man is Pretty, he is being Stabbed with Violence. I know canonically they are Not Chill, but in my brain they like say goodmorning and shit and the first time Prospero like smiles at him after seeing his spectre and says just like “good morning tomcat” he dies. He gets gay dead. Gay people death. Idk I like Pluto thinking men pretty, for us, for the people. Let him be on a respectable level of closeness with the enemy and like, shyly wave at dinners and have Duke shake him like “he’s the enemy! Cute tho solid choice” cuz it’d be so funny with Duke’s current “no lgbtq rights except for me” status

#they just fuck about #he wonders what kissing him would be like and thats okay we’ve all been there we’ve all wanted to kiss him right guys- #idk he just looks like a little loser bisexual #duke also kisses his forehead once as a fancy frenchman and he just revs and dies like a car found in a swamp #bi pluto energy #at the very least bi wife energy ig #pluto nevermore #duke nevermore #prospero nevermore #tw death joke #tw death mention

[fullsunstrawberry]

Yo wtf Pinterest

#first of all…i’m a woman #they give off bi wife energy #jaemin meme #jeno meme #berry shitposᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

[botls]

i love both piper mclean and nina zenik dearly and i’m glad for the canon rep they gave us but i swear this trend of “girl is dating boy, fandom ships girl with other girls, boy gets killed off, girl moves on with another girl” BETTER NOT CONTINUE

#my heart can’t take this anymore #it’s like kill your gays but opposite #it’s like kill your straights with gay gfs #kill all your straights that have bi wife energy #and listen. better to move on with a woman than a man but best of all for your soulmate to stay alive in the first place #the more i think about it i feel like jason 🤝 matthias is a very real thing #mine #piper mclean #jason grace #hoo #jasiper #unsure how to procede with tags because this is not a multi fandom blog #soc #that should be fine

[dragon-of-timeless-blue]

I justo want them to smooch each other (•ө•)♡

I dont know if theres an actual name for the ship

#free! #more izusu appreciation pls #she's so cool #all the Mikoshiba siblings are great #and they all are in love with gou xD #The Girlsssss #bi wifes energy #its kinda random but i like it

[transingthoseformers]

Hey yes Elita-one in most continuities has that "bi husband" energy.

It's a thing I've seen again and again in my mind and i will not be wrong

#transformers #you know the meme of bi wife energy? it's that but the husband #legit they remind me of my one cousin and his wife #she's the gamer girl ally and he's the bi golden retriever boyfriend #that's all I'm seeing in my mind about earthspark

[transxfiles]

every day i'm so so tempted to just shake my dad by the shoulders and say "please just realize you're bisexual already it will make things so much easier for everyone"

#he's a very firm believer of ''but EVERYONE is interested in women AND men right? like that's just standard'' and i'm beating my head #against a wall in the corner. dad please i mean this from the bottom of my heart take it from your dyke child #that is NOT the case. PS this is my dad who's also famous among my friends for reacting to my outing like... #''we're all attracted to people of the same gender at a young age and its normal i'm just sad bc this is going to make your life even #harder i wish you were able to repress that part of you and find someone of the opposite gender like i did.'' #rough approximation of what he said (like VERY ROUGH approx) but yeah lmao. we have a complex relationship #fr he's actually a very good dad imo he just. man this guy needs to learn that not everyone has bisexual thoughts and that #maybe he should reexamine that part of himself. he also flirts randomly with male coworkers sometimes and im like 😭 #i was in the car with him the other day and he got a call from one of his male coworkers and i put it on speakerphone for him #and was quiet - we do this all the time we're he has Important Work Chats on speaker and family members are completely present while #they're happening but we just don't say something - so the coworker didn't know i was there and it was like 24ish minutes of Important Work #Chat and then my dad said ''okay bye matt'' and the coworker said ''bye babe'' LIKE??? and my dad just was like #''haha he's one of my best friends :D'' dad please what is happening. what is going on right now what is happening. #this has gotten SO derailed from the original topic but uhm yeah. #bi wife energy but it's bi dad energy and it's just me desperately trying to explain to my dad what bisexuality is. #cricket.chatterbox

[bronzetomatoes]

I think my coldest take I have is that Annabeth is straight but I hold true to it. Sry.

#look anika's talking! #she has bi wife energy in that shes the husband and percy is her bi wife #also magnus is too fruity he zapped all the queerness outta that family for himself #pjo #annabeth chase