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coolthingsguyslike · 7 months
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bayareabadboy · 7 months
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Burt Reynolds
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captainsaltypear · 2 years
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You know what I find absolutely hysterical about ISWM? The fact that every single character we meet essentially is played for comic relief. Like, Gunther B Gunnerson, we're supposed to take this guy seriously? HE'S LITERALLY CALLED GUN² OF COURSE HE LIKES GUNS. Celci? Her entire name's a pun, too. And despite her working in cryo, she seems to be the most heated of the entire crew. And obviously we've got Burt with his infamous 'Pop Er In Reverse' plan.
Now we go onto Wug, they're absolutely hilarious, the way they talk (not to mention they get the best line of "YOU THINK WUG ALL LOOK ALIKE? WUG THINK YOU. LOOK LIKE ASSHOLE."). Bandit's running gag of constantly checking the captain out in every universe. Lady's first interactions with us being this hilariously over-polite and flustered customer service worker.
ISWM really puts the comedy in action-comedies before slapping you with the crew leads' betrayals and Lady's slow descend into insanity and sheer desperation to stop us.
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2000-man1 · 1 month
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I honestly feel bad for Eric during this era since the Elder wasn’t the kind of music Eric expected to play during his time in Kiss.
Also Paul with a purple headband is hysterical but fuckable at the same time.
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aboutoriginality · 3 months
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astralbondpro · 1 year
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Smokey and the Bandit (1977) // Dir. Hal Needham
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itsalittlebitchilly · 2 years
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It's been forever since I read Renegades last but I can't stop thinking about how Max was in the quarantine at headquarters and people just. Didn't know why. Bc it was "top secret information." So people just knew Simon and Hugh were his dads. And he was just. There.
Imagine you go into work and your boss's son is in a cage and no one can tell you why. Like huh
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They still friends in my heart!
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blackhakumen · 3 months
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Mini Fanfic #1175: Three Timing Rex (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Xenoblade)
1:10 p.m. Outside of Shy Guy's LA Café...........
Waluigi: (Lay the Side of his Head on the Edge of his Knuckles While Sighing) February, the shortest month of the year. Where love is in the air, the couples starts getting more mushy as ever, and us single guys are left sitting here in misery with little to no success in romance. Tragic really....
Wario: ('Heh') For you maybe. (Proudly Ats on the Top of a Treasure Chest He Found From Somewhere) I already got me a fine date right here. (Hugs his Treasure Close to Him Using One Arm) Isn't that right, Sheela?~
Waluigi: (Raises an Eyebrow) You name your treasure Sheela?
Wario: Yep. She's been sitting on some abandoned ship under the sea for like years now or some junk? (Starts Chowing Down on a Plte Filed with Croissants he Ordered) Say what you will, but I think that name fits her perfectly.
Waluigi: (Rolls His Eyes) Uh-huh, sure. (Let's Out Another Sigh) I just don't get it. (Stretch his Arms Out in a Frustrated Manner) How are we in a brand new year and I STILL don't have a girlfriend yet? I'm tall, I'm athletic, a charmer, a really good dancer-
Wario: You're also whiny, self centered, a drama queen, you keep getting out bested by Luigi on multiple occasions, not to mention you're also a cheat.
Waluigi: (Glares at Wario) Oh and like you're the one talk, fatso! And quit talking your mouth full, this isn't a barn!
Wario: I do what I please. (Let's Out a Loud Burp) I paid for all of this, didn't I?
Waluigi: ('Groans in Annoyance') Whatever! The point of the matter is that I am WAY more deserving of getting a date than any of you losers give me credit for! Hell, even more so than-(Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened at What Has Caught his Attention) That slimey, little weasel, Rex!
Wario: (Cease his Eating and Raises an Eyebrow at Waluigi in Confusion) Rex's a slime filled weasel?
Waluigi: No, not literally!- ('Urgh') (Points Wario to What He was Looking At Behind Him) Just turn around and see for yourself. Hurry!
Wario: Alright, I'm gonna! Sheesh. (Turns Around and See Rex Happily Talking to a Silver Haired Cat Girl Before Giving One Another a Hug From the Distance) Really? (Turns Back to Waluigi) This is what you're getting gung-ho about?
Waluigi: Gung-ho my foot! That twerp's standing out there socializing with another girl alone knowing damn well he has two girlfriends at home!
Wario: Waluigi, let the kid be- Wait. Two girlfriends?
Waluigi: That Pyra chick can transform into another chick name Mythra. They're different peas in one pod, remember?
Wario: Ahh right, right. Anyways, like I said: Leave the kid be, bro! I don't like him as much as you do, but just because he's talking to another girl, that doesn't automatically means he's cheating-Oh. (Eyes Starts To Widened as He Sees Rex Now Kissing with that Said Cat) Oookay, never mind. He's three-timer now.
Waluigi: (Points at Wario) Ha! Told you! (Crosses his Arms with Bragging Grin on his Face) Even in the depths of loneliness, Waluigi's never wrong.
Wario: Lonely, maybe. Being right, that's debatable really.
Waluigi: Shut up. (Turns Back to See Pyra Walking Towards the Duo in the Distance) Oh amd wouldja look at that?~ The girlfriends arrived~ Ready to slap the daylights out of that homewrecking ki- (Eyes Begins to Widened in Complete Shock at Pyra Now Kissing the Cat Girl's Lips) WAHHHHHHHHHH!?
Wario: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) Wow. You were way off there, bro.
Waluigi: (Stares Growling Before Calming Himself) You know what? It's fine. I've seen this before.
Wario: (Turns to Waluigi) Seen what exactly?
Waluigi: (Turns to Wario) A scene I saw from that one romantic flick, that starts out exactly like that.
Wario: I don't follow.
Waluigi: (Groans While Tilting Wario Following to the Distant Scene in Front of Them) Just wait and watch! She's gonna turn around to Rex, tell him that it's over and- ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!?
Wario: (Watches Pyra (Transforming into Mythra Shortly After) and Rex Kissing One Another in the Distance) Being wrong threes times in the row in one day. Super embarrassing. (Points Waluigi to the Cat Girl Sticking her Tongue Out, Lowering Down the Lower Part of her Eyelid and Fliping him Off) And it looks like thr cat girl over there agrees.
Waluigi: (Starts Growling Once More, Sizzling in Pure Rage) That snot-nose......(Gets Up From his Fist Angrily Shakes his Fist at the Cat Girl) Go ahead and laugh it up! Have fun spending time with a two bit loser like Rex!-
A rock suddenly flew over and hit Waluigi onto the Stomach, followed by another one hitting him on the head hard enough to make backflip and fall down onto the concrete ground, groaning in pain.
Wario: (Points and Laugh at Waluigi's Misery) Wahahahahaha! Serves you right!
Another Rock suddenly flies over and hit Wario on the head following two more hitting him on the stomach one by one.
Wario: (Woobling Around While Groaning in Pain) What did I do-
One more Rock flew by and socked Wario in the jaw, knocking him down instantly. As the two brother laid, unconscious, a Bandit Guy slowly shows up behind his table before grabbing the Treasure Chest and quickly high tailing himself out of her unscathed.
Meanwhile on the Other Side of the Sidewalk......
???: (Dusting her Hands With a Satisfied Smirk on her Face) ('Hmph') That'll keep those two muppets from messin' with us for a long while.
Rex: (Smiles Sheepishly at The Cat Girl Tight Next to Him and Mythra) You really didn't have to do all of that, Nia.
Nia: (Casually Shrugs) Perhaps. But you know how I am when it comes to jerks pickin' on sweetheart like you, 'hon~ (Playfully Pulling Rex's Cheek)
Mythra: (Watches the Wario Bros Still On the Ground in the Distance) Those two should considered themselves lucky that got off easy. (Pounds her Fist Onto the Palm of her Hand) 'Would've send them flying to space within seconds.
Nia: (Starts Pouting at Mythra) Seriously? Why didn't you stop me from throwin' rocks at them sooner?
Mythra: (Crosses her Arms) My nails would get broken. Duh.
Nia: (Groans While Rolling her Eyes) Of course. Leave ta you to try n' be more girly n' junk. What's the speical ocassion, huh? (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) You miss me so much that you tryin' to look pretty for Recks n' I for our date today?~
Mythra: (Eyes Widened and Blushing Before Quickly Turning Away) ('Scoffs') A-As if! I dressed myself nicely cuz I wanted to, nothing else. (Starts Pouting a Bit) Besides, Pyra missed you a lot than I do anyway~
Mythra transform herself into Pyra.
Pyra: (Giggles Softly as She Turns to her Two Lovers) Don't listen to her~ She missed you since the day Rex and I moved here.
Rex: (Chuckles Lightly) And neither of us can't even begin to tell you how much we've been missing you since then.
Nia: (Places her Hands onto her Hips With Headstrong Smile on her Face ('Hmph') You better be. (Pulls Pyra and Rex into a Loving Group Hug) Cuz I missed the hell outta ya lots too!~ We have so much catch up on. (Forms a Seductive Smirk on her Face) A lot overdue cuddle n' lovin sessions to go through after this in case ya already forgot~
Pyra: (Giggles Some More) Oh come now~ Rexxy-Poo and I would never be so careless to forget something as important as that.
Rex: Oh no.
Nia: (Starts Snickering) Rexxy-Poo?
Rex: (Rolls his Eyes) Yes Nia, it's the nickname Pyra has given me for some time now. (Points at his Cat Girlfriend) But she's ONLY allowed to call me that!....And Mythra too whenever she's slightly brighter mood, but no one else!
Nia: Oh relax. I won't make too much fun of you for it. 'Sides, I already thought way cuter nickname to give you.
Rex: ('Sigh') If that's the case, then here's hoping I won't get me poked fun at it in the long run....
Nia: ('Tch') Please. I'll knock anyone's teeth in before they try n' mess with you, honey bun~ (Kiss Rex on the Cheek)
Pyra: Ooh~ I like that one.
Rex: (Smiles Softly) Yeah. It's not bad at all.
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pinballforever · 11 months
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The call him "The Bandit"
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11 - 05
Now celebrating birthdays out of quarantine 💛🦖🎂🏙️🎉
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taolucidity · 1 year
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Pedro Pascal & Burt Reynolds. The Mandalorian & The Bandit. Requested by Stan.
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mikodrawnnarratives · 5 months
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Ready As I'll Ever Be animatic for Renegades
Where:
Magpie as Varian
"I'm the bad guy, that's fine. It's no fault of mine and some justice, at last, will be served!"
Captain Chromium and/or Max for Queen Arianna's role
"Maggie-" "Please listen!"
Danna as Cassandra
"Swear by the sword, if you're in get on board! Are you ready?"
Adrian is Eugene
"I'm ready!"
Simon as the King
"Are you quite sure we can do this?"
Nova as Rapunzel
"I'll save my home and family..."
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five-nights-at-wyatts · 9 months
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Soul
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2000-man1 · 1 month
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He secretly listens to porn with headphones on while eating Vanilla Ice cream
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thequeendomhq · 23 days
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THE BANDIT ~
NAME. UTP AGE & BIRTH DATE. 25+ SPECIES. Faiman FACTION. UTP. OCCUPATION. UTP.
Ruler of the highway, bandit of the forest. Iskaldrik is a harsh, brutal terrain, and you learned young that the world did not care if you were young or afraid. It took from the best and rewarded the worst. You were a faiman, daughter of an elvhen who’d been taken to the mines while a neighbor kept you stashed away in their fields. The Witchers had heard whispers of a child, but some miracle, the trackers either never found you, or had somehow spared a shred of pity. An orphan who’d never see their parents again, you grew up living for yourself and for people like you. The Iskaran women who had nothing but their wits and little left to lose, mystical and branded criminals, if they caught you you’d have been for the mines anyways. So instead you robbed ruthlessly, and killed thoughtlessly whenever needed. This was your new family, these were your true people, the women of the mountains, the criminals waiting in the peaks. Highwaymen who wandered the borders between Lysara and Iskaldrik, meddling with affairs on either side. You took what you wanted from the worst, and rewarded the best,  in your world that only seemed fair.
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TQH: Troupe 1 - Refugee ABILITY: Induced Paralysis: The ability to cause temporary paralysis to someone through touch.
this skeleton is currently open.
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