#that’s the policy babe!

[gayvampyr]

being autistic and having to deal with bureaucracy is like “sorry for the communication error!” (not my fault even remotely)

#why is my prof all aggro about my not scheduling an exam with the university disability center #bitch i knew the policy beforehand. i didn’t schedule an exam because i simply did not want to take it 2 hours early! #how is it my fault that you didn’t go ahead and put me on the roster to test with the rest of the class knowing i didn’t schedule an exam #with accommodations #he seems actually mad that i wanted to know where to go for the test tonight as if it was my oversight and not his #that’s the policy babe! #if i don’t want an extra long exam i get put in the regular one #it’s literally the rule. disabled student doesn’t choose to use their accommodations -> they do the regularly scheduled stuff #autism #text post

[brookiedaaroacecookie]

Thanks for the nice words bud

I think they only advice i want to who to email to get my boss fired. /hj

Maybe a virtual hug would be nice

absolutely.

#Ignore how shitty it is I wanted it to be done fast #I love you sm lily!! #<33 #(Report ur boss for misconduct what u didn’t hear that from me def don’t look up your complaint policy and scrutinize the hell out of it #trying to find shit ur boss has done.) #What #hehehe #Love ya babes!

[urmomsstuntdouble]

not to be political but I've seen a lot of people saying that those who call Israel an apartheid don't know what they're talking about and um. As someone who has studied South African apartheid as well as grown up in a Jewish community. This claim has more merit than you think

#this post is brought to you by an article i read “debunking” the claim that israel is an apartheid and their “evidence” #included several policies that are the same if not more intense than apartheid era policies against black south africans #there are comparisons that hold weight here #although one thing i dont get and havent had explained to me yet. it looks to me as though both arabs and jews are indigenous to the region #in the way that both the hopewell culture and lenape people are indigenous to my state of pennsylvania #and thats a flimsy comparison i suppose since the hopewell culture (who lived here first chronologically) has died out #but anyway theres a case for indigeneity for both jews and arabs #its so silly to me that we dont consider both to be indigenous? yes many jews that came into israel in the early 20th century were #white europeans and carried the colonial baggage of that with them #but idk why its so hard to believe that an oppressed group can also be an oppressor?? like where's the intersectionality babes #anyway. the original point of this post was that maybe more of yall need to look into what south african apartheid was actually like #much like h*m*s leadership a lot of the ANC leadership was forced into exile and had to live and work outside of their country #(and this comparison is not perfect im aware. the tactics of the anc and h*m*s are totally different. however i think this comparison has #weight in that they are both one of the biggest names in opposition to the government. they do this in different ways at different levels o #intensity and violence. that is not to be ignored. but there are some comparisons that we can make and exile doesnt strike me as a bad one) #the bantustans in south africa were also constructed in a way that much like the west bank makes it highly difficult for an actual real #state to form #and the way that theyre set up invites puppet governments and corruption. this gives a major advantage to the apartheid state #id recommend reading Trevor Noah's Born A Crime if you havent #its a great introduction to what daily life in aparthid and after was like (its a memoir from about 1990-2005ish) #(apartheid was legally ended in 1994 but there are still remnants of it today and there were even more at the time of Born a Crime) #anyway these are my political thoughts of the day #edit: to my tangent about both groups being able to have some sort of claim to indigeneity. that in no way justifies any of the brutality #going on #i think its espeically cringe of israel to claim indigeneity and a sacred relationship with the land then create an environmental #catastrophe like they have in gaza. making the land unliveable is a bit of a perversion of the relationship you have with that land innit #in case it wasnt clear: ceasefire now and free palestine

[unohanadaydreams]

Sometimes I wonder what reactions some of the Bleach captains/lieutenants would have to the things said about them online and I just cackle so hard. I think Shunsui would be very flattered at least.

Shunsui would be a tumblerina in the realest way possible. He would be sending out posts like 'Nanao-chan said no naps before noon anymore ):' and responding to thirsts about him without shame. Complete with little emoticons before hitting you with the 'Feels nice to hear!' and 'How inspiring!'

If anyone would be very cool about the concept of online thirsting it is Shunsui Kyoraku 100%.

I think there would be plenty who would just pretend it doesn't exist Byakuya, for SURE, is pretending to have never gazed upon a screen in his life if the subject arises. Although considering how steady his daily routine is, the odds are if he's seen anything it's been via another shinigami shoving their soul phone in his face to show him what's what. Probably Rukia.

Hisagi, Renji, Rukia, Matsumoto, and those of that generation are fucking jazzed about it mostly. They're having drinks and tittering about who can find the best compliment or the most down bad thirst. They, with their combined brain powers, have probably found a way to make a group chat by now, even. With the power of the manual. And team work.

As long as we gloss over the paranoid death god association being paranoid about a bunch of people online knowing about them, I think most of them would be mildly flattered or have fun with it if they found out but wouldn't pay it a ton of mind.

#can you fucking IMAGINE if Yamamoto discovered people thirsting for this shinigami captains or even himself??? #scorched earth policy for the lot of us babes #Urahara would 100% be troll posting bullshit meta for the reactions but also posting classified secrets among them. #Tosen would be like 'I feel like this could be recruitment opportunity' and obviously would be PRETTY fucking popular #Tosen: Nobles killing people for no reason and getting away with it is wrong. Tumblr: FUCK YEAH IT IS #The joke would be on tumblr of course because humans are useless but souls are not. 100% getting killed so your loyalty can be weaponized #but its fine! #sure this line of thinking is insane but listen. its fun insanity so just go with it just imagine it makes sense feel my vision

[kaldurcalm]

I'm a lover I'm a hater I'm a fighter I'm a peacemaker

#nonviolence is the best policy but we live in a violent world #fight back babes #why do i feel the need to justify myself every single week

[nudibutch]

i gotta be harsh about my no unsolicited sexual anons rule or else i start getting really weird anons VERY fast

#its nothing personal just the policy babes

[lighthouseas]

oh this new netflix password sharing policy is complete BULLSHIT. my parents are split up and i live with my mom. we share a netflix account with my dad, who owns the account and lives in a different house. so, basically, if he doesn't login to his account every 31 days we get locked out of ours?? THE FUCK???? did netflix not consider people who are living in separate houses from the account owner??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT IM GOING TO EXPLODE NETFLIX IM SO SERIOUS

#i just...this is so stupid. like...SO STUPID #netflix. babe. if you want more money then stop cancelling shows that people are actually enjoying #this new bullshit policy is literally DRIVING PEOPLE AWAY from your service. what the hell #phoebe speaks #tw caps

[saturdaynightghostclub]

Just confidently told my mom about the time my best friend and I dressed up as “Coach and Ted from Steve Lasso” for Halloween

#who’s Steve babe #also ik this goes against my i-hate-ted-lasso policy but listen #bestie needed a partner and i happened to have a track jacket #anyway i’m exhausted :)

[crplpunkklavier]

cishet person just asked to join the local queer group i run with the explanation "but i love respecting people like you"

#so good. #for the record i have a policy not to ask people for their gender and sexuality #anyone who wants to attend can attend. and yet this person opted to message me 'i am not lgbt but i respect your way of thinking' #babe........

[mayybirds]

This is like the most I will ever say on this subject, but (and not to be petty, or to take some high ground, but just objectively…) literally every time I see some Real Resident Evil discourse (and not measured analysis or critique of the games btw but like. Moral Grandstanding and Namecalling Discourse) I backpedal so far the fuck away regardless of my opinion on it because I just…don’t need that shit in my little fandom bubble.

And because like… to put it bluntly… we like Resident Evil. Games that are already inherently problematic and bullshitty. Literally WHAT moral high ground can anyone claim when it’s just looking for the best broken milk crate in the sewers from on top of which to yell from.

#this has nothing to do with ships btw bc my policy there is ‘I don’t give a fuck what you’re doing’ #(so long as you’re not being super weird about a literal child character in which case. you do you but not anywhere near me lol #I’m just referring to like. Lords discourse or ‘is Ethan morally right or not’ discourse and stuff #bc babes no one is really THAT moral in these games let’s be honest #sorry I’ve been seeing discourse on my dash and having to curate and unfollow and it’s just. bothersome ugh #ALSO sorry for radio silence I’ve been covering shifts for my manager a lot but I’m hoping to get to some of the asks in my box tonight!! #Jackie’s Propaganda

[queenlua]

philosophical question: is it really a zine if you typeset the damn thing in LaTeX

#on the one hand: sure anything can be a zine #on the other hand: look if you're submitting a 20-page latex'd pdf with policy recommendations #you can just call it a whitepaper!!! that's what it is babes!!!

[dominoblues]

Mokuba Kaiba @m0kie77 68.7M followers (Instagram)

I wonder what he posts about. His school/college life, I guess. Strolls with friends. Places to eat. New outfits. Workout routine. He's an icon in Japan. Kids try to emulate his style. What is he? A lifestyle influencer?

And then one day, he posts the sweetest picture of himself in the arms of a super hot handsome boy, outdoor, both smiling and the caption: I love you.

And the internet imploded. Mokuba Kaiba broke the internet.

... Meanwhile, at the KC CEO office... «Sir, uh. We have a problem..»

.. to be continued

#that's it everyone #go follow him #my precious baby #I would totally follow him #sometimes companies contact him to sponsor their shit #he refuses #says it's kc policy #he just likes to do whatever the hell he wants #also his boyfriend saw a boost of followers on his account after the coming out #he had to turn off notifications lol #what the..?? #600k followers?? #sorry babe^^'' #number 1 hashtag on twitter worldwide for two days #MokubaKaibaOneofUs #also excuse me but seto waves that rainbow flag with pride #number one supporter #he always knew though #domino blues #seto kaiba #mokuba kaiba #adult!mokuba

[readywhorenot]

Babe ur theme is soo fucking hot😫

If u don't mind what made u follow me. I'm curious. Ahhhhhh I'm literally screaming rn.

okay this is so fuckinf embarassing on my part but i was scrolling and accidentally followed BUTBUTBUT i went to ur page and i rlly like the stuff you post and ur vibe overall so very nice to meet you i’m so sorry that it happened in this way but at the end of the day i get a cool new mutual so i’m calling it fate my dear 🫶🫶

#rev’s babes #IM SO SORRY #but honestly is my like only policy #i hope this doesn’t offend u #kith for your troubles #💋

[tompettyreal]

listen if you're gonna sass me over email at least make sure you have your facts straight because it's going to be so so embarrassing to you to have to rescind your nasty attitude & apologize to ME for Your inability to read ♡

#eat all the grass that you want #bitches B like Ummmm this policy is already in file so Can we Please get this exception cleared 🤨 #and im like listen anne. WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE YEAR 2023! IT'S MARCH BABE #THE POLICY IN FILE EXPIRED LAST MONTH ♡ #BECAUSE #IT IS #CURRENTLY #THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MOTHERFUCKING 2023

[lostmykeysie]

I'm studying property law in a completely different country, does that disqualify me? :/ [I jest]

babe you are on THIN fucking ice.

your survival counts on the following q: if i'm buying a property and there's no right of way included in the title deed (private road) and i ask the seller to take out an indemnity policy and they agree BUT they (explicitly, in writing) won't warrant that the terms of the policy have been met, then how hard can i justifiably kick them in the throat?????????

#like FUCK OFF #you'll provide an indemnity #but you explicitly state that you will not provide a warranty that the terms have not and will not be voided #so what's the point babes #that's like me saying #let me sell you this phone and i'll also pay for insurance if it breaks #the terms of the insurance are that the phone cannot already be broken #BUT i REFUSE to warrant that those terms have been met and the phone isn't a crumbling pile of crap in my hands #so good luck relying on that policy x #like??????? piss off #anyway #i am ranting #once again. FUCK conveyancing solicitors #someone asked me a q

[kaustic]

…yeah, if you don’t go to the required class sessions… you can’t pass the class… because u didn’t take the class?? am i fucking missing something here??

#she sounds so fucking entitled holy shit #and with you’re full chest??? #also ppl talking about ‘oh i only get 3 absences the whole semester’ #unexcused absences babes #i guarantee you almost every university has an excused vs unexcused absence policy #if ur sick u get a doctor’s note #if ur involved in some university event u get another teacher to sign off on the absence #or coach or whatever #like i dont find that unreasonable #aND ALL THE COMMENTS ARE AGREEING WITH HER #god this generation really is doomed