#that would be an amusing day

[decamarks]

SPIDDR

#my art #3D art #blender #This took me. a few days. VERY HAPPY WITH IT THOUGH! #Basically just playing around with forced perspective and compositing. Lots of fun... #No I dont understand the logistics of eight-legged DDR. It essentially doubles as a game of twister I think. #Sometimes you get an idea for something mildly amusing and then it ends up the single most complex render you've ever made. #If I had to explain the compositing process here I think i would puke. #Please vindicate me by opening this in a new tab and zooming in. Look at the scanlines. I think they're very pretty.

[antennatoheaven]

my favourite type of ace attorney fic is the kinds where regardless of what is going on in the actual plot edgeworth is frequently plagued by his gay thoughts

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #narumitsu #this man can be in the middle of solving a murder or whatever and still be like ''hm. wright would surely have a field day with this'' #ramblings #im currently reading Kindred by timepatches (which i rly reccomend btw) #and while the wrightworth is kind of a side plot that doesnt get much focus until much later #its still very amusing to see this exact thing happen #edit: wtf why did this get more than 5 notes

[lewisinho]

‘within the rules’ mclazza growth mindset ain’t it

#it’s called progress guys #although another scandal ala spygate would be so funny #especially in this day and age #anyway i thought it was quite amusing how they had to emphasise ‘within the rules’

[brothebro]

Costume party time 🥳

#bro arts #ectoberhaunt22 #eh chaos #day 14 costume party #danny phantom #danny fenton #clockwork #idk why but i think clockwork would be very amused and slight annoyed with Danny’s costume

[anewp0tat0]

he's simply one hell of a nanny yes yes

#dude idk how this became an AU but somehow my senquence of day thoughts resulted in these images in my head #and so I rewatched 101 dalmations and eventually finished it #I remember loving the sketch yana had done(of him? that's how it was shared to me but idk could have been a tw character🙄) #but I never thought I would do anything in relation to it..... well I did! and actually I'm glad cause he looks like he's doing great. #fabulous #seba de ville lolollol #kuroshitsuji #black butler #kuroshitsuji fanart #fanart #sebastian michaelis #vincent phantomhive #rachel phantomhive #my au #this probably doesn't make a lot of sense cause after all I don't have a lot of clue or context other than amusing thoughts #so atleast I hope the pictures are eye pleasing!

[khawlat]

Look, truth is, there are 24 dukes in this country. This seems to be the only one who can navigate both the upper echelons of high society and shoot someone in the head without worrying about it.

#finally having my first proper rewatch and it's WILD how susie's opinion of eddie completely shifts in episode 3 after “certain events” #it's only been a day but she is ride or die for this man and she will tell anyone who would listen INCLUDING EDDIE HIMSELF #also I call bullshit on her dad being the one who requested eddie steal the car she did that for her own amusement lmao #specially after prefacing it with “it's beneath me” she thrives on letting him know who's boss ajkhsfjd #eddie x susie #eddie horniman #susie glass #theo james #kaya scodelario #the gentlemen

[gloriousmonsters]

speaking of the vees i cannot stop thinking about this shot

both because it's visually delightful, and because there's just something so adorable about Velvette stating 'I'm the backbone of the Vees' and rather than being something more overtly 'badass' her background is a collage of mostly 'check out how cute and cool my boyfriends think I am'

#also advertisements for what I presume are collabs #(....i mean her and val would both be SO obnoxiously amused by like. cake pops or popsicles or whatever they are of them) #(they worked together on that 'love potion' and are both Very interested in the mental image of lucifer/adam) #(they have a niche of being pervs together is what i'm saying and 'images of us that people put in their mouths'...) #also. i love the vees petnaming each other so much.... #val's 'babydoll' and when vel is like 'kisses darling!' before hanging up with vox earlier that ep #can possibly count Vox's 'my dear' we'll have to see more of his speaking patterns #hazbin velvette #the vees #poly vees #that's the only tag i've seen on more than 1-2 posts... i did see someone use #polyamorvee #which idk if it'll catch on but i love it so #happy days in hell (hazbin tag)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hey do you think ya can explain Barnaby and his illusion smoke a bit? It seems really cool and I don't remember if ya talked about it in depth before

sure! this got a bit longer than i expected!

so i was thinking that Barnaby seems like more of a hands-off kinda guy when it comes to altercations. would rather sit back and make funny commentary! so if he Had to get involved, i imagine it would be from a distance and still in an Entertaining Way!

thus - illusion magic! for this au i've been picturing that he got his paws on some illusionary herb in his early teens. for making people laugh, you know! and help out with the farm - illusions could distract animals, convince them to move on to different pastures, calm the chickens for egg-collecting, etc!

Ms. Beagle didn't really approve, since smoking is harmful, but lucky for the both of them this particular plant doesn't deal as much damage when smoked as normal smoking materials would - like tobacco! something to do with the magic properties! so Barnaby mostly used it for chores (when his mama wasn't paying attention, ofc - it's still a bad habit in her eyes) and entertainment purposes.

how it works: on its own, it doesn't do much when burned. it's not like illusions will waft out of the pipe's bowl, or that sniffing it will give someone hallucinations. in order for it to work properly, the user has to inhale properly, form the Intent of what the illusion should be / look like / behave, then purposefully blow the smoke out with that thought firmly in mind. the reach of the smoke depends on the force of Intent, and the intensity depends on the amount inhaled. those that breathe it in / are surrounded by it will see hallucinations of whatever Barnaby - or whoever the user is - wants them to! it can be literally anything! whether or not the target is fooled depends entirely on the individual, but the herb is potent enough that most are convinced that what they "see" is real (auditory hallucinations only occur if the target breathes in the smoke)

upsides: this form of magic is great for distractions, cover, deescalation, and that kind of thing. if needed, Barnaby could stop a fight with one exhale! it's a pretty powerful trick! it also means that Barnaby has built up a tolerance to illusion magic over the years, so where most of the party would be tricked, Barnaby would be unfazed. the only one with total immunity to the form of magic is Wally!

downsides: if Barnaby uses too much in too short of a time, it will get to him. and since he breathes in the largest amount - undiluted at that - it can fuck him up! using it sparingly / using repeated small amounts doesn't do anything. the most it will do is make him feel slightly untethered, but he has an easy time ignoring it / shaking it off.

in mild cases of the magic getting to him, it's like a bad trip. his proprioception is messed with (basically he gets uncharacteristically clumsy & off-balance), he feels like he's falling, anxiety spikes, and his vision is just... off! there are blind spots (im talking actual blind spots, not spots of black), things are moving in ways that they shouldn't, he has mild auditory hallucinations. the others can help ground him by talking to him, touching him, and confirming what's real and what isn't.

in bad cases, it's like that but 10 times worse. on top of all of the previous symptoms being worsened, he gets extremely vivid hallucinations, and they're very often not fun! it's a simultaneous feeling of dying, going insane, and not knowing what the fuck is going on. Barnaby loses sense of where he is, who's where, what's happening. he can get lost in the hallucinations - he has no way to know that they aren't real. in these terrible trips, no one can really help him. they can't get through the hallucinations, and if they do, the magic morphs Barnaby's perception of them and they end up adding to the effects. honestly the best thing for him is to let him rest somewhere with as little sensory input as possible & leave him be until he starts to come down. physical contact does help, since Barnaby understands on an instinctive level that illusions can't touch him, but it doesn't help half as much as it does w/ the mild trips. and again, the presence of someone can make the hallucinations worse.

so! suffice to say! he doesn't like using the herb all that often, and it's why he Stays Out Of It unless absolutely needed. he has two pouches of the herb - one with the strong stuff, reserved for emergencies / one with just a tiny bit of it mixed in with Barnaby's own personal blend for recreational/everyday use. (he also has an emergency tobacco stash in his pack, but that's only for when he's completely out of his usual blend <3)

extra lil scribble that didn't make it into the lil doodle post... i broke his wrist...

#the undiluted one is the blue/purple/pink smoke #while the personal blend changes color depending on his mood #and the personal blend does Not cause illusions! #the herb is included in the blend for cosmetic effects - colorful smoke! - and it has calming affects #so its. yeah its rgb weed last person nailed it on the head #rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #the other day i was thinking about howdy's first adventure with the neighborhood #and i was like 'ok situation where barnaby has to use a tad too much of the magic' #and i amused myself imagining howdy's shock and panic when barnaby - steady graceful barnaby #staggers a little. looks up at the trees/skies. goes 'oh no' and promptly stumbles and falls on his face. and then just does not get back u #he has to go get poppy to make sure he isnt hurt / also howdy would Not be able to half-drag barn back to camp on his own #that dog is dead weight and staggering all over the place - if they can even unstick his claws from where he's anchored himself #sometimes barnaby will feel the unpleasant trip Incoming and he'll just. lie down right there and then #facedown. gripping the grass like his life depends on it - and also whoever's closest #frank always leaps out of the way when barn starts to Sway bc he does not want to sacrifice his arm for a solid few hours #usually wally is the one to sit with him and happily get his arm bones squeezed into dust <3 #a common thing is barnaby will be like 'the trees/sky is melting and the ground is turning inside-out' #what does that mean! no one knows! he cant explain it when he sobers up!

[chiropteracupola]

a wee dormouse perkins for @aranov!

#em draws stuff #em is posting about sharpe #sharpe #ben perkins #sharpe's rodents #<- tag for when I do things like this henceforth #I have had an amusing few days of having the cutest possible dormouse photo open on my computer #and then merrily saying 'I'm sending him off to die in the wars!' whenever someone asks about the sweet cozy little critter #this was not the original plan for this concept but ever since drawing the part of this with hagman holding him #I have been rotating a very silly au where instead of having perkins they just have. A mouse they found in someone's forage cap one time #whether or not that tale would end with him getting to be A Real Boy is currently a mystery <- I do not intend to write it but We'll See #stranger things have happened in my sharpe fic document to be sure

[ministarfruit]

simon blackquill peaking at age 17 is so funny because it's only downhill from here, buddy. enjoy it while it lasts

#ace attorney #simon blackquill #bucky whet #juniper woods #athena cykes #uendo toneido #geiru toneido #he looks like a generic anime boy and it makes me laugh #I'M KIDDING ABOUT THE PEAKING BTW. he'll find happiness regardless #I just think it's incredibly amusing for him to be a neighbourhood Good Boy #his corruption arc hasn't hit yet #just a polite little man. he'll babysit for you. he'll help you cook #simon's generic anime boy era is so funny because present day simon would feel the primordial urge to attack him #(athena) hey simon remember when you were nice #(simon) let me make one thing clear. I am not nice #I have never BEEN nice #if you even INSINUATE that I would commit niceties... #(athena) when I couldn't decide what ice cream I wanted you'd buy me all of them #(simon) a practical solution.

[tswwwit]

Quick question. What would happen if someone came up on one of dipper's old graves and decided to resurrect him during one of his reincarnations? Would his soul leave the current vessel and get sucked back into the old one, or would his corpse just be filled with a whole lotta nothing?

That's an excellent question!

My first impulse is to say that resurrecting Dipper's old body wouldn't have an effect. Whoever did it would end up with a zombie, or the shell of a body with nothing in it.

My second impulse is: What if Dipper did get sucked out of his current body, and popped right back into his old one? Now you've got one very confused Dipper, and one extremely distressed demon who just saw the love of his life get his soul sucked out, going limp and dead right in front of his eye!

Overall, I guess it depends on exactly what kind of resurrection was pulled off. A body alone type thing will get you no brain or soul to go with it, but if it specifically targeted the soul itself? Then you better have enough oomph behind it to yank it out of someone who's currently alive.

#answers #Betting that 90% of the time it's the first scenario and the resurrection flops #And even in the second it mostly splutters out because Dipper's soul is *not* thrilled about getting pulled out of a living body #That's a different story than trying to yank it out of the ether #But the other times are amusing! #Extra 'fun' if Dipper was nonhuman and gets sucked back into a human body #Or vice versa #Now along with all the other bullshit he's gotta deal with fewer or more limbs! Talk about vertigo. He's stumbling and awkward #Picturing a cervitaur Dip who's temporarily sucked into a human body and is very disoriented #Bill would *absolutely* take the chance to go out for burgers with a less-vegetarian version #Dipper enjoys the experience until he pauses. Asks Bill what's in this anyway #Bill has a very very wide grin as he says 'venison' #Oh No. Dipper's Delicious. This is Horrible. #He glares at Bill forever and a day #(It was the actual animal deer not another cervitaur but Bill couldn't resist the dick move) #Bill is Not A Fan of watching his husband suddenly 'die' in front of him at any time but *especially* out of nowhere for no apparent reason #It becomes pretty clear that something's gone all weird once his body isn't kicking him out or dissolving; and THAT annoys him more #Someone's playing a game of silly buggers and he's gonna get down to the bottom of it #Where Is His Husband and Who Needs Obliterating This Time

[madebypointlesswords]

The knights at 3am feat. Leon the Long Suffering

Leon: please stop Gwaine, twerking on his bed: Come good sir Leon! Shaketh thou bossom! Elyan, dancing in his boxers: Alexandria play "thy wenches are not loyal" Lancelot, pointing to Gwaine's legs: Thou witch shall not revealeth thine ankles! Conceal thine ankles, wench! Gwaine, curstying: I belongeth to the cobblestone pathways good sir! Leon, under his blanket: We literally have patrol tomorrow Percival, jumping on his bed: but sir, it is hot wench summer! Elyan, shaking his hips: Mine hips do not bear false witness! Leon, crying: can we go to sleep? Please?

#listen #gwaine convinced them to get wasted on a weekday #and now leon is left struggling #how gwaine convinced elyan to get drunk as well is a mystery #that may never see the light of day #but it doesnt matter #what matters is that our favourite medieval husbands are either gonna be really pissed or really amused with their children #arthur will be pissed methinks #but merlin #merlin would fucking join and then play the innocent little consort #and of course #arthur lets him #because thats how in love the once and future king is your honor #merlin bbc #merlin #merlin memes #merlin incorrect quotes #bbc merlin #merthur #knights of the round table #arthur pendragon

[pushing500]

Well, I mean... She's going to be psychite dependent when she's older anyway, so... Still, she is two, Blackdragon. You could have "grabbed a beer" with anyone else except Bella or Pro and it would have been fine.

The psychite tea did send Dire Wolf into a fit of giggling as she drew on the floor. I like to imagine she was drawing her family <3

Blackdragon makes his chores more interesting by pretending he's a badass dinosaur tamer, I won't accept any other explanation.

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#rimworld #gracie plays #The Children of Ecthuctu #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #unpolished art #Lots of Blackdragon and Dire Wolf in this one #for hideous swamp people #they're not bad <3 #I was very amused by the beer party notice #but more willing to let it slide because the psychite tea is for those two anyway #so they can drink it however they like #Blackdragon just has odd ideas about father-daughter bonding time I guess #He's doing his best #Dire Wolf can draw better than me #She's so talented #Also I love Cecil and think he would make an AMAZING dinosaur if he wanted #have a fabulous day everyone!!

[scratching92]

I do love that ever since he arrived, Rob Lucci has just been getting clowned on by everyone on Egghead. Genuinely the best thing Oda could have done with his character at this point in the story.

#One Piece #Rob Lucci #One Piece spoilers #OP spoilers #look I like Lucci well enough #but treating him as a Serious Antagonist at this point in the story just would not have worked #this narc needed to be taken down about fifteen million pegs for our amusement #especially since despite Rob Luccis terrible no-good very bad day Oda hasn't undermined the tension of the current situation #we're still in The Danger Zone #as it were

[earlgodwin]

juan borgia's sickly era is so scrumptious to watch!! he's tormented, he cries and sweats a lot, he's being betrayed and gaslit, he's terrified and paranoid all the time, he's losing himself under the weight of the role he was given, he's getting clingier and his voice is becoming softer, he suffers from years of pain and loneliness. i love my deeply insecure misunderstood pathetic babygirl <3

#cringefail baby ‼️❤️‍🩹 #going bonkers actually #he's a wound trapped in a façade #clearly sad and unhappy all the time because he never had someone who would hold him that's why he became more and more deranged each day #which is nuts bc he really is the only straightforward one who took the whole “preserving” the family seriously without being hypocritical #but ended up being dumped in the river rip #an eternally amusing character fr even neil jordan was shocked by david's performance and how much depth he gave him iktr <3 #the borgias #juan borgia #david oakes #text post

[tyranitarkisser]

Nurse Mituna?! Do you trust her....

#homestuck #mituna captor #transfem mituna #ok imagine an earth C AU and all the dancestors are there and everything is great and mituna is transgender and a nurse but of course #still a gamer and a skater and shes doing her best #she skates home after work every day #actually she would probably work the night shift i think she would thrive in that sort of environment #everyone is like youre fucking insane and shes like 1 KN40W #H3H3H3H3H3 #i wonder if hospitals on earth C would be like. separated by trolls/humans? #that might be a lot for the doctors and nurses to memorize if theyre looking at caring for two entirely different species. #like maybe you can pick your specialty like a human who is a troll surgeon or a troll who is a human NP #God thats so amusing to me. actually #Maybe some hospitals are co-ed in more sparsely populated areas to save funds but in cities you can afford to have different facilities #anyway mituna loves the craziness shes being pulled in all directions and getting hit and yelled at but shes dealt with cronus for an etern #ty so its nothing new to her #bossy highbloods.. she knows not to take their vitriol personally. they are trolls just like everyone else #luckily she enjoys being needed and constantly on her feet #and when things slow down she likes to entertain her patients!