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#game changer

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

#it's the npd ✨

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was pausing episode 2 a lot to get a screenshot for something and was blessed by chance by stopping on the exact moment of Velvette's fond eye roll before she tells Vox to fuck off

#happy days in hell (hazbin tag) #i love it cause it's like #she clearly shuts it down when he implies she needs help to handle things #but she thinks it's cute-annoying not annoying-annoying yknow #the vees #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox

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sounds like a plan

#hazbin hotel #laugh rule #vox hazbin hotel #velvette hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #the vees #you've heard of cuteness aggression get ready for sexy aggression #vox's expressions are so good they kill me

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it's so counterintuitive that you can get so stressed about needing to do stuff that it makes you unable to do stuff

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@brazenbells

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

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bad girls go backstage has won the poll with an astounding 53%! here's a WIP scrap to celebrate

It’s crazy, how Valentino is all player, that seventies sleaze and pimp coat and lecherous, languid masculinity; but at the same time he can rock high heels, fishnets, looks bizarrely good in a minidress that Velvette would totally steal if it wouldn’t be a maxi length on her, and is the kind of easy to talk to that Velvette associates with awkward rejections and polite invitations to the celebrations of civil unions she never went to. But Valentino fucks girls—if she didn’t know from his reputation, she’d know it by now. Verbal flirtation could be insincere, but a man did not blatantly check out your tits and ass if he didn’t want his hands on them. Valentino has a lot of hands. Velvette has thought about that. On the other hand entirely: Vox. She leans her head back against Valentino’s arm, takes a drag from the cigarette. Holding it up to him, she asks bluntly, “So are you trying to cheat on your boyfriend, or is it an open thing?” Valentino’s eyes widen; then he laughs, taking the cig from her. “Oh, Vox.” He exhales a plume of maraschino smoke before continuing. “He’d never use the word. I don’t know if I would either. We’re…” He gestures vaguely, then shrugs. “Partners.” “But you do fuck, right?" Valentino grins. “When he asks nicely.”

#happy days in hell (hazbin tag) #i am pleased with the result i've been percolating it the last couple days #valvel #poly vees #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #mothdoll

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

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i disrespect the grind

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My friend reminded me of one of my favorite images on the internet ever

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3 hours left ✨

i'm experiencing indecision what do i work on now that CBaS is done

I have a lot of WIP scraps. You might have an opinion. Brief details and poll under the cut

bad girls go backstage - (polyvees) Val/Vel first time fic, with him taking her to his old club to see him perform again. also if you've read 'candy heart' the... thing mentioned in 'candy heart' will be in here

show him it's a man's world - (polyvees) VoxVel. velvette campaigning for vox to dom her while he processes both the poly thing and the 'being attracted to women but not just as an object?' thing

felt like a kiss - Val/Angel noncon with a background of polyvees. Val's been ignoring Angel in favor of his new close friends, and Angel's attempt to get away from it all goes very, very wrong.

lethal - exploration of the flashbacks/off camera noncon/Angel's detoriating headspace during Poison.

this can't be love - husk and angel take advantage of Alastor's time of presumed-dead absence to go out on the town. ft. husk pov, nonmonogamy, bad flirting, and angel being a little unhinged about falling for someone again.

something else - this is for if you have some kind of really neat polyvees/interiorly nested vees pairing or mothdust fic idea you want to throw at me, since that's what's mostly on my mind. Not requests but there's no guarantee I'll write it, but I'm open to ideas (just send n ask or reply)

#happy days in hell (hazbin tag) #vic talks

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tortured poets department is SUCH a weird album it's like we had a five minute affair now we're in suburbia and i'm plotting your wife's murder. i'm a teenage girl in a relationship declared ESH never bring anyone else into this. i'm an army doll with depression in love with my abusive ex-boyfriend. i'm relating my toxic relationship that's left me delusional and depressed through the lens of alien abduction. i wish you the best but also it is NOT me it is YOU i'm soooo over it but fuck you. hey what if i went back and did like the country small town girl thing again for a minute? no? fair enough i am freshly out of jail. i am going to florida with florence welch. what do you guys think about thought crimes???? reply urgent. i am a levitating witch and i'm going to kill you. i can fix him.uh, unrelated to my message of two minutes ago, don't date con men it ends badly. im having a mental breakdown but i'm so so sexy about it. hi like i'm so over our relationship but out of curiosity are you some manner of spy or perhaps government operative i am losing my mind. FALSE ALARM i'm dating a jock now it's all good. actually hang on i remembered how much the music industry sucks for women and i'm depressed again. do you guys ever think about death

#and those are just the basic set of songs not the FIFTEEN EXTRA ONES #and some of them slap and some are really just terrible and overall i have to ask #girl are you... all right #taylor swift

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a five year old had my phone & this is what he searched

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oh to simply sit on a mossy rock for awhile 🌿 { prints & more are on society6 and redbubble }

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