#that fucker is an adult

[mx-legend-of-faye]

Which Link is most likely to get banned from Olive Garden

And if you feel like it, tell me who you picked and why!! (And what they did to get banned)

If you’d like to do something similar for the Zeldas, here you go:

#lu chain #linked universe #legend of zelda #they’re my silly little guys #and they do silly little things #at least one of them is definitely getting banned from an olive garden #bear with me and let’s pretend olive garden even exists for them #personally i think it would be wind #second to get banned would be wild and hyrule #they’re all up to something #loz #all the links #the whole chain my beloveds tbh #but i can admit they’d get banned from several restaurants #for one reason or another #they’re up to some stupid antics #and i love it #ill shut up now #actually i have more to say #actually my friend does #but i agree with him #wind wouldn’t be the one kicked out #he would get a warning #and time and twi would be told to put their kid on a leash #wild on the other hand #that fucker is an adult #(depending on who you ask) #he is fully capable of being kicked out

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 170

Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit. 

Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too. 

And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?

The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck- 

Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Jason & Talia & the Assassins are just standing there in utter confusion #Dusan also standing there: Oh thank fuck his sparring buddy is back we kept losing operatives whenever Father decided to be affectionate #Most of the League is at least Ecto contaminated but the Al Ghuls are Liminal AF #Danny as a teen: Ur a lil bitch lmao #Ras as a teen: Well fuck you too I hope the earth swallows you where you stand #Danny as an adult when he sees his friend: Hey Bitch #Ras to everyone’s horror: Hey Fucker you’re a decade late #Danny: Had a king to kill you know how it is #Talia: Alright Jason time for you to go to Gotham I think there might be hallucinogens in the Base #Jason: No I want to see more of this this is comedy gold #Tiny Damian doing mental gymnastics: Is this Grandmother????? #No one knows how the fuck to describe their relationship- are they friends?? Rivals?? Lovers?? Just too dudes who apparently have known #each other for a Very long time????

[twfantasies]

Get the Flower that wont wilt this Valentines day.

#valentines day #valentines gifts #adult toy #monster fucker #spicy silicone

[tricitymonsters]

Steam || Play the Concept Betas on Itch.io

#visual novel #renpy #indie game dev #monster fucker #mandatory shill #tcm isn't available in all countries due to content sorry! #my ad venues as an adult visual novel dev a #re super limited so signal boosting is super super appreciated

[krakenmonsterlab]

We will have our pre-release of our new specimen this weekend at @OzKinkFestAu (Melbourne, Australia)

Their online release is being finalised.

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[hamartia-grander]

People who don't enjoy horror can play Resident Evil games by pretending every zombie/boss is going after the playable character because they want them sexually. Trust me it works everytime. Mr. X ain't so scary now that you know he just wants to fuck Leon

#I love doing this #Same w re4r. I hate the regeneradors the most so I pretend they just wanna suck Leon off or smthn and it makes them funny #Like get OFF the floor... You desperate fuckers.... Goddamn who raised you..... #Resident evil #Resident evil memes #leon kennedy #claire redfield #Ada Wong #Ethan Winters #Chris Redfield #Jill Valentine #Obviously only the adult MCs I hope I don't have to explain that

[whmp]

hey, it's me! i'm still alive, somehow, though just barely. this semester has been pretty tough so far and will probably remain that way until spring. despite this, i managed to add some fun new features. : ) ALSO i promise 100000% that if you sent me an ask i WILL answer it. i will. anyway, look at all those cool things! -> a system for cuts, bruises, tattoos, wounds and other decorations your whumpee's skin is an empty canvas. whether you fill it with scars and wounds or cutesy band aids is up to you!

the way this is set up is kind of like a bunch of stickers. so for example, if you decide to hurt the lil' guy with something sharp, he'll get a "stab wound" sticker in the spot you decided to target. over time, that sticker will change over to a "stab scar" one. it's a very flexible way to do things, but it still needs some work and a couple big changes, since it's very unfriendly to low-end computers. in terms of visuals though, it should look exactly the same as the decal-based "decorations" for your whumpee that you see above!

- a better way of getting that dude on camera the camera system is now a lot more immersive and will fit the story. the awkward developer cam that could clip into walls is no more.

you can drag around the view and zoom in and out by scrolling. as you progress, you'll get access to even more ways to invade your whumpee's privacy. : )

-> new ways to get horny in the last devlog post (around 1000 years ago) i said that you won't see any "horny accessories" in the upcoming updates. that was a complete lie, sorry! here's a preview of some cool new horns you can give to your whumpee.

the neat part is that the horns are customizable - other than just choosing the shape, you can modify their size and color gradient. -> other stuff + story i've made plenty of changes and additions to the back end. most of it is not flashy or super significant - most of the time and energy i could dedicate to the project went right into fueling the violent, bloody conflict between me and custom shader code. i've also made some updates to how time is simulated and fixed a bunch of bugs. there is now a sound system too! i'll look for some copyright-free sfx and music before the next update. oh, and there's some lore too!

i've been experimenting with different ways of delivering the main storyline. heavily stylized cutscene-like sequences were very fun to do! not sure if i'll stick with this style though. either way, i have the general outline of something that resembles a plot. >: ) that's it for now! again, sorry for the irregular update schedule. i've been following the "no progress for a long time, then one night you have all the energy and inspiration in the world and you zone the fuck out for an unhealthy amount of time just working on your thing then until realize that you're going to be asleep within the next 40 seconds" development strategy - hopefully, my brain will kindly allow me to switch to a more comfortable workflow. :' ) taglist below: (let me know if you want to be added OR LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT TO ADD YOU IM SO SORRY) @whumpinthepot @andithewhumper @pigeonwhumps @monarchthefirst @scp-1296 @whumpedydump @screenys-whump-corner @whumpshaped @bloodsweatandpotato @burning-and-remembering @thealmightyconeoftruth @whimpity-whumpity @catnykit @vietbluecoeur @rainythealias @cardboardarsonist @snakebites-and-ink @lthrboy @woo-lu-woo @wingsofadragonsstuff @wecoffphm @bayvel @pics-and-fanfics @dokidokisadness @generic-whumperz @lambetjenasus @aarika-merrill @hayaneakabane @moons-cozy-corner @brittaunfiltered09 @rule-masochism @reverie1234 @oddsconvert @wh-wh-whumpified @currentlyinthesprial @cupcakes-and-pain @heavenlyden @whumpsday @likeadeadbattery @stay-on-topic1 @cyborg0109 @kawhump @astrowhump

#whumpdev #whump community #whump art #whump game #whumblr #whump #this took forever SORRY #there's still so much more to do but i'm really excited to start implementing new stuff #i gotta get myself a trello board with features or something #or anything that resembles a plan tbh #planning is hard but you know what is even harder? sticking to a plan #and that difficulty SKYROCKETS if its a plan you made yourself #man idk i gotta check if i don't have adhd or something i feel like this might not be the way an adult brain should operate #ill do some research later if i don't forget??? i'm always so skeptical of thinking to myself “i might have this disorder” #cuz i feel like i'm super hardcore prone to some weird bias and i wouldn't trust my own brain to diagnose itself #i don't trust that fucker in general

[thegoddessoflikeability]

But we're good monsters! Our motives are quite sexual.

#adult animation #krapopolis #shlub #hippocampus #dan harmon #matt berry #monster fucker #monster lover #monster kink #gifs

[teacupfullofstars]

Cloud Meadow is a porn game, yes, but it's also like a really good game even though it's still in beta. The art is incredibly good, the characters are diverse and interesting, the game play is entertaining and rather easy to learn, the music is lovely, and the story is actually captivating. I used to play Breading Season, its ancestor, before the creators fell out, so I was very pleased to see it come to life in a true game form. Anyways if you're a gamer and a monster fucker check out Cloud Meadow.

#cloud meadow #games #gaming #adult games #video games #monsters #monster boyfriend #monster husband #monster woman #monster wife #monster fucker #monster lover #exophilia

[krakenmonsterlab]

FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

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[twfantasies]

Nathara just wants to slitherin to your chamber of secrets.

#bd/sm community #adult toy #fantasy toys #bd/sm lifestyle #tentacles #bd/sm kink #monster fucker

[shadowbrightshine]

When I say I want a slime boy boyfriend, I want a fancy slime boyfriend. I want to put bingsu beads and rock beads and different things into him. I want him to change texture so I never know how it's going to feel when we kiss. I want to crush lava rocks in his fingers when we hold hands. I want to help him pull random charms out of his body when we finish a session. I want to stretch his feet out like a cloud slime and drizzle it on the floor. I want that to feel good for him. I want to be able to sink into a boy made of slime, and I want him to be a beautiful and strange man. I want to squeeze him and hear those wonderful noises when I do. Are those noises slime or him whimpering?

Both.

I want a fancy slime boyfriend who's comfortable with experimenting with his body. I want to be able to clap and cheer as he tries out new charms and colors. I want to help him rub in new fragrances and dance with him in whatever new clay addon he wanted to wear that day.

I want a slime boy who can be naked without it causing a scene because he doesn't have a penis. He doesn't need one. He could make one, but I don't want to have penentrative sex, so it's not necessary.

I want a slime boyfriend who wants to try new things.

That's what I mean when I say I want a slime boyfriend.

#shine post #monster lover #monster boyfriend #slime boy #slime boyfriend #monster fucker #monster fuqqer #monster fudger #slime character #longing #i want a boyfriend #im an adult #fancy slime #tetraphilia #dating a slime #butter slime #monster bf #monsterfucker

[monstersmashorpass]

SMASH OR PASS: Billy, Hocus Pocus

Please reblog for greater sample size, as per usual!

#smash or pass poll blog #monster smash or pass #monster fucker #monster lover #monster x human #monster romance #tumblr polls #poll blog #poll #Hocus Pocus #Billy Butcherson #Billy Hocus Pocus #the polls #suggested polls #mmm p sure hes an adult but we're not very familiar w Hocus Pocus. from what we can find he is an adult? #if someone knows the film(s) well and can provide proof positive for us thatd be gr8 #bc we dont want any characters that are under 18 due to the nature of the blog #its in the rules :p

[krakenmonsterlab]

Lab log: some of the specimen have been found trying to get into the garden, but everything looks to be okay… for now.

(Delightful, Dahlia and Delphinium from @faux-phallus paired with our Divine Intervention double sided suction cup)

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[mansnovembris]

The last package has arrived, and... oh my! 🦂 👀

Skorpi from Baphomet's Workshop is. so. PRETTY!!! 🤍💛🩷💜 and this is WHY I refused to buy anything too colorful and rainbow adjacent, because my brain immediately fills up with ✨feel good chemicals✨ and it wants more!

it's so bright and pretty and has a good amount of squish to it. it's a bit glossy in finish and after squishing my new Zeke and Skorpi, I think I like a satiny soft squish of Zeke a little more than a glossy one. it's actually a little in between 0030 soft and 0050 medium... but less than a NC31, if that makes sense.

I am happy this checks a variety of boxes in my collection, as I don't have anything yet with a curve or bulbous. it was a tie between this model and Xenocatartifact Dagmar. Skorpi is an inch longer in useable length than Dagmar and a little under an inch larger in circumference. I think I will wait for the fully functioning ovipositor Dagmar to come out.

The stinger looks like it will provide an easy glide in the form of a taper as opposed to a more blunt head in Dagmar, which I'm finding I have to work harder around. The tip also curves in a way that I'm hoping it won't stab my cervix.

and... the reason I went and caved with this model and color scheme, other than the really good BF deal...

it works so well with my Claudettes!!! my happy little neon family.

...AND IT GLOWS...

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