#thank you doof for reminding me that I never posted this here

[sjmillerart]

blessing of blood

#elden ring #white mask varre #varre x tarnished #fan art #/// #my art #thank you doof for reminding me that I never posted this here #lmao #yes my tarnished is blue

[pettyprocrastination]

I Don't Think We're on Earth-65 Anymore Cop!Frank Castle x Spider!Reader

@wolfmothar @marvelobsessedteen @majorcdanvers @armoredavengers

Summary: Maria and the kids are worried about Frank. He gets to work on his case with a new partner.

A/n: I was a complete doof and realized I never posted this chapter but luckily this chapter wasn't extramly crucial to the plot. It was mostly a Lil filler chapter that I enjoyed writing and doesn't contain any crucial plot points. I'm so sorry guys!

Chapter nine

“We heard about what happened on the news.” Maria’s tone was sympathetic through the phone. “How are you holding up Frank?”

“Alright.” He replied. “It’s all, overwhelming. But I’ll manage.”

He and Maria had a healthy relationship. Eventually the realized that as a couple, they didn’t work. There was no hard feelings in the divorce, she was a lovely friend and a lovely mother. He saw the kids every other weekend and often called Maria to catch up with her. He saw her as family, but not a lover. She felt the same.

After the robbery, the death of Jitterbug had been shown on every paper and screen in the country. The entire world seemed to stop and weep for the lost heroine. She had always been Lisa’s favorite, it might had been because of how much she interacted with her father. Since his meeting with Spider-woman Frank ignored his phone and kept his tv turned off. He didn’t need another reminder of yesterday. It was replaying in his head again and again, her face scrunching up in pain, screaming loudly and then nothing.

“We’re going to the memorial today, if you want to come.” Maria told him. “I’m sure it would help the kids to see you during it all.” She sounded tired. No doubt her hair a mess and bags under her eyes. When the news broke she hated herself for it, but she felt relieved. Everytime she turned on the news and heard of robberies or villains causing chaos, she prayed he wouldn’t get killed. When the news broke she thanked god that he was safe, but when she heard her daughter cry from her bedroom her heart broke into a million pieces.

“I’ll uh, I’ll try. I’ve got a new case so-”

Maria sighed, she was probably pinching the bridge of her nose. It was a look he had seen so many times he could picture it in his head perfectly by now.

“Jesus christ Frank you’ve got to be kidding me.”

“Sadly no.”

“I mean, you almost died yesterday!” Her voice was a harsh whisper. She didn’t want to alert the kids of the conversation with their father. God he felt like the biggest piece of shit in New York. “Can’t you give yourself a moment of rest?”

“This one is top priority M, I can’t rest just yet.”

“Okay well,” Her voice was soft and scared. Scared that her best friend and the father of her children would work himself to death, a death he narrowly avoided just yesterday. “Me and the kids worry for you Frank. Just remember you have a family here for you, one that needs you.”

“I will M. I’ll see you soon.” He hung up and sighed. If only he could tell her the truth.

He and Spider-Woman decided to keep Jitterbug’s disappearance a secret. It would be easier to investigate how to get her back and quite frankly, kept a lot of villains out of their way. The moment she’s announced alive many will surge forward to try and kill her again. That was a headache he didn’t need.

He looked toward the masked vigilante, who had been waiting for him to finish the call. “Alright spider-kid. Where we going?”

Spider-woman groaned. “Alright, you want this partnership to work you need to learn a world called respect.”

He smirked.“That’s a pretty big world for a sixth grader.”

She flailed her arms around as if to say “SEE?” and he rubbed his face.

“Okay you’re right, I’ll uh, I’ll keep it civil. Just until she gets back.”

Spider-woman snorted and bumped shoulders with him. “If only she could see us now. Teaming up together.” He laughed along with her.

“Oh she would have a fit no doubt. Never thought I’d see the day.”

“You know,” Spider-woman tried to find something to bond over. To build some sort of camaraderie between the two. “We call you nicknames behind your back.”

He looked down at her with a light smile.“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah, she calls you Captain Tight-ass.”

His shoulders shook with laughter. He isn’t all that surprised by it.“That so?”

“Mhm!” Spider-woman chirped, as she spoke she stood in place but rocked back and forth on her heels. It was little mannerisms like these that made him realize just how she really was. “But to be honest, I think it’s because she has a crush on you.”

“I’m sorry what?”

Spider-Woman jumped off the roof and flipped onto another one. “No time to talk, we have a case to crack!”

“You can’t just-Goddamnit spider-shit get back here!”

#frank castle #punisher #frank castle imagine #frank castle x reader #punisher imagine #punisher x reader #frank castle headcanons #the punisher #x reader #idtwoe65a #jitterbug

[psychic-timetraveler]

Finally got around to writing something. Was heavily inspired by RBF’s new single out. Been futzing with this since Friday when the single dropped, but had been super busy this weekend with a Haunted House Saturday and all. Either way. Here’s a cute little oneshot I did with Brad and Rose.

____

“Checkered or Hawaiian?”

Rose sighed, she was never asked normal questions by her best friend. Just the most obscure questions that only she could properly answer. “I don’t know, Brad, what coloured pants are you wearing?”

The other end of the phone was silent and she had to make sure he didn’t hang up on her… again. Finally he answered, “I didn’t get that far…” She heard him trail off on the other end of the phone.

Another sigh. “I hate you. I swear, you take longer to get ready than I do.” To be fair, she was sitting in front of a mirror working on the perfect winged eyeliner to match her ‘fuck me’ red lipstick.

“Okay, like you’re not done your makeup yet.”

“Hey!” She exclaimed before laughing a bit. “Can’t rush perfection. These wings are gonna slit throats.”

From the other end of the phone, she could hear his eye roll. “And you’re calling me bad.”

“At least I can dress myself properly.” She retorted.

“Nah, not sassy enough. No pass, I win.”

Now it was her turn to roll her eyes. “You’re annoying.”

“Thank you. Now, I’m going to ask again; Hawaiian or checkered? That decision will determine the pant colour.”

“Why should that determine the colour of your pants? You only wear neutral coloured pants so, what’s the huge deal.”

“There’s a science behind this, Ro.”

She took a deep breath. “Bradley, you could barely pass 7th grade science on your own. That’s not a thing you should compare dressing yourself to.”

“Low blow, fine. Just fucking answer the question.”

“Are you wearing a t-shirt under said Hawaiian shirt?”

The other end of the phone went silent again. This time, Rose held in a laugh as she could hear his brain fizzle out. She finally perfected the eyeliner and they both looked even enough for her liking, now it was time for mascara. As she picked up her tube of mascara and began to apply it, she started talking again.

“Hey, ya still there, doof?”

“I hate you right now.”

She smiled. “I know. God forbid I threw a wrench into your odd system you have going for yourself.”

“Ya know I was having a good day up until that point. I did not think that through at all.”

“It shows.”

“Fuck.”

“Do I need to come over and dress you because you are somehow incapable of doing it yourself?” She laughed and tossed her mascara haphazardly on her makeup tray.

“No, I can do it myself. I’m a big boy.”

“So you insist.” Rose laughed, standing up from her chair and making her way to the closet to find footwear.

They were going to a ska concert on the beach, so converse were not a good choice. Tempting, but not an ideal choice. Sand can get into the grommets on the sides of the shoe too easily and that would not be ideal. Flip flops are always a terrible concert footwear, despite being on the beach.

“Okay maybe I might need help… But you don’t have to come over and do it.”

“Fine. Your Reel Big Fish tank top, short sleeved Hawaiian shirt, uh… khaki chinos. As for which exact shirt, that’s all you buddy. I have enough faith in you to make that decision yourself.”

She heard loud crackling from the other end of his phone as he quickly, and probably haphazardly, began to find all of her suggestions. “Okay what about footwear? Converse or converse?”

“I was trying to avoid Converse, personally. Don't want sand in my shoes.” She finally caught a glimpse of her checkered Vans under a pair of fallen over knee high combat boots. “I’m wearing my checkered Vans.”

“Should I wear my all white ones?” He asked, as a loud thud came from his end of the phone.

The loud noise made her cringe a bit. “Drop your phone?” She plucked out her shoes and slid into those, struggling a bit with the left foot.

“Yes. Whatever though, I’m wearing those. Fuck it, good enough. I’m leaving now, be over in a couple of minutes then.”

“Finally!”

“Shut up, see you soon.”

With that, he hung up on her before she even had a chance to say anything in response. It was probably for the best. He was probably half falling down the stairs on his way out of the house anyway, the less distractions he had the better. Brad Slater was not the most stealthy of lads, tall and awkward and less than graceful. Bless his soul does he try though.

With only a minute and a half to get outside, she quickly grabbed her purse and spritzed herself with the closest perfume she could find. It so happened to be this one that smelled like suntan lotion and coconuts. Not her favorite of the body sprays she had but it worked and was fitting for her outfit. Her checkered vans, matching checkered shorts, and bright red Reel Big Fish tank top that seemingly worked together with a beach and ska theme her and Brad were going for unintentionally.

Content with how she looked for the concert that evening, she ran out of her room and right out the front door. Of course stopping to lock it, that left her just enough time to run to the mail box as Brad’s shitty 1999 Honda Accord pulled up.

He didn’t even lower his sunglasses as he yelled out the already open window, “get in loser, we’re going to a concert.”

Rose was mostly grateful that he actually stopped the car this time. Last time they were running partially behind schedule for a concert, he slowed down enough that she could just jump in the moving vehicle before speeding off down the street. She settled into the seat and they were off. Partially down the street, she slid her sunglasses onto her face.

Once the two were looking cool in their sunglasses, Brad turned up the Less Than Jake CD to blast out the open windows. He stopped at a red light and the two looked over at each other and exchanged smiles.

“This is going to be a good night.” Brad nodded.

“God damn right.”

“Wish it wasn’t a three hour drive.” He then sighed, shaking his head.

“At least your aunt is nice enough to let us stay with her.” Rose then reminded.

“That’s correct, Miss Davis. I have to remember to text her when we get there.” The light changed green and he was off again, probably a bit too over the speed limit than what was posted. “Remind me.”

“I will try.” She nodded, brushing her blowing hair out of her face from the open window. “No promises, dude. Then again, we would’ve gotten an earlier start if someone wasn’t incapable of dressing himself.”

“Okay, I will turn this car around right now if you even so much as think of that whole ordeal.” He threatened.

Rose nodded. “Alright, fine.” She then covered her mouth to hide her grin from him.

“I hate you.”

“Likewise, asshole.” She made sure he saw that smile.

He returned the smile without taking his eyes off the road. “Slut.”

“Dick.”

“Whore.”

“Prick.”

And with that, the two just went into the insult verse of their favorite Reel Big Fish song while the Less Than Jake CD still blasted out the windows. Pity the poor souls who had to put up with them at the concert that evening.

#oc: brad #oc: rose #category: time traveler #all or nothing team #writing post #one shots

[pafsins2]

Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Across the 2nd Dimension

…Well, this is different. Over on Deviant Art, I’ve started doing Sins post for Sins video/posts because why not. Also, it’s fun and I got the idea from CinemaSinsSins and others.

And since I’m the most sinful person I know, I figured I’d sin one of my posts. I did myself in general, but it’s time to attack a full post. I picked the movie since it’s longer and thus has more problems. Time to see how wrong I am!

(Posting it here instead of DA cuz why not)

ORIGINAL POST: https://pafsins.tumblr.com/post/146397916776/everything-wrong-with-across-the-2nd-dimension

 1.I messed up the formatting and instead of taking the time to fix it, I just linked to someplace else I put this up on. Fixing it turned out to be easy so why didn’t I  do here?

2.”Wasn’t a Goozim a lot smaller in Doof’s flashback, or are they just bigger in this dimmension?” Likely the latter. Either way, it doesn’t matter.

3.”That’s the most abrasive alarm clock ever” Not really, it seems like more of a light prodding. Besides, I’d love an alarm clock that does that, to be honest.

4.”Candace just forgot she put a picture on a beloved stuff animal?” A Flaky teenager forgot something? I’m so surprised.

5.”How many Platypus themed sports are there?” That’s the joke.

6..”Yikes, Monogram did not age well.”That is not a sin, that is stating the obvious.

7.”It’s set up like this thing with the saftey on will be important, but it never is.” Again, that’s the joke. Also, not really.

8.”A woman of science who hangs out with kids that frequently defy the laws of physics” Jokes, do you understand them?!

9.Also, you forgot the quote you’re replying to, anyone who hasn’t seen the movie or doesn’t remember the line won’t know what you’re talking about.

10.”This whole thing starts because Doof wants a couch” Besides that being the joke,not really. I imagine he would have stepped into the portal to see what is on the other side even if the couch wasn’t there.

11.”Ballon-y can be seen all over the place, even though he shouldn’t exist here since Doof made him because he he had no friends, and that didn’t happen in this world”.

When did they ever say that? We just know things went better for Doof-2 and he lost the train, but they never state that this exact thing didn’t happen. There’s plenty of reasons he could have better Balloon-y in this world.

12.”“Just in case, vending machines become the dominant race!” You know some nut out there actually thinks this, thanks to thism ovie” Funny joke but not a sin.

13.”I see they save the “charecter finds out the big secret” plot for this movie.” I get how the use of the cliche is a sin but how is saving it for the movie a sin?

14.“You could have been cleaning your litter box this whole time?” That’s one of your biggest concerns about this?” Joke, that’s the.

15.”I’m with Doof, something as simple as that caused all this?” Sigh.

16.”This bit with Phineas-2 and Perry is so sad it’s sin because shut up.” Translation: It’s been more than a minute without a sin so I listed a random thing as a sin because reasons.

17.”Don’t think you can outlaw a season. You can outlaw Summer vacation though. Choose your words carefully, guys.” Oh shut up, you’re just being pedantic.

18.”Perry could find a way to explain to Phineas why he’s doing this, but whatever, this works too.” Phineas didn't exactly give him much of a chance to do. That should have been the sin here.

19.”Once again, good thing a Tv was here so they could see the news update.” In this case, it’s the TV Turning on that was convenient, no the TV itself. Yes that’s pedantic, shut up.

20.”It’s convincent that time works the exact same way in the 2nd dimension, not a second off.” Spongey is fine with a parallel dimension, but when that parallel dimension’s time works the same, that’s crossing the line Dammit!

21.”Candace-2 is a dick to the first dimmension people.” That’s the point

22.”The first scene is repeated, but with dialogue that clearly wasn’t there before.” Do you get points and jokes at all?

23.”How do half of these dimensions even work?” Doesn’t matter, these are just quick gags.

24.”These Citizens see crazy crap all the time but a bunch of robots has them running?” Robots coming out a portal is more alarming than anything P&F have done.

25.”I’m not sure how to word this but I’m sure this whole bit where someone planned out all this crazy stuff in adance that will now help the heroes get ready for the climax is a cliché. It’s also convenient.” Yes, but given how they set it up by establishing they clone Doof’s inventions, it at least makes sense.

26.“But it was obvious in Retrospect” “Buford is now smarter than most of the other kids. Huh.” He’s shown to be slightly smart before and after, how is this a sin?

27.”Quickest Villain Reformation ever.” You know the drill.

28.”How did Monogram and Carl get here so dang fast without anyone noticing?” The first part is fine but the 2nd part doesn’t matter.

29.”. I’d iked to hear Doof’s thoughts on all this. Guess he doesn’t agree cuz he’s locked in that Hannib Lector thing” You just pointed out why this is not a sin.

30.”Both this and the other Vanessa scene feel like those kind of deleted scenes that wouldn’t affected the film all that much if they were left in. The nature of them makes me think they were made FOR this  DVD, almost.” But that would have made Wannessa’s absence later on even more of a sin.

31.”If this was in the movie, it would be the first sign something is up as Doof-1 is pretty okay with her boyfriends usually, while Doof-2 is the “Boyfriend hating Dad” cliché” Yes. You’re point is…

32.”Guess this explains why more memories weren’t erased, but are they really that stupid?…Don’t answer that.” Too Bad: Yes.

SINS POST SIN TALLY: 32

SENTENCE: …

BONUS ROUND: Spelling/Grammar Errors!

(Errors in bold)

33.“or are they just bigger in this dimmension?”

“Wait, so Phineasc just wars a bland shirt-”+2

36.“Phineas looks way older then he did in the Flashback-”

37.“spoiling the twist/joking-”

38.”I don’t to remind but I’ll do it anyway” (Missing the “Need” in there)

39.“It’s set up like this thing with the saftey on will be important, but it never is.”

40..“Ballon-y can be seen all over the place-”

41.“You know some nut out there actually thinks this, thanks to thism ovie.”

42.Too many dumb visuals refernces too count..+

43.“I can’t help but notice that you’re scar goes over your eyepatch”

44.“If he truly meant Leorzna Llamas-”

“I see they save the “charecter finds out the big secret” plot for this movie.” + 2

47.“Gee it’s Trap” (Should be  A trap)

48.“It’s convincent that time works-”

49.“Candace-2 is a dick to the first dimmension people.”

50.“The bat head being from another dimension makes to much sense”

51.“I’m not sure how to word this but I’m sure this whole bit where someone planned out all this crazy stuff in adance-”

52.“Somethng from outside is mistaken for 3D” cliché”

53.“Add a sin of the WOLVERINES bit being a reference-”

54.“(who now has a change of clothes for some reson)”’

55.“. I’d iked to hear Doof’s thoughts on all this. Guess he doesn’t agree cuz he’s locked in that Hannib Lector thing.”

56.“Damn it, I don’t it do this so soon after the last one but…”(Should be “don’t usually”)

SINS POST SIN TALLY: 56

SENTENCE: Eaten by a Goozim

…Well, that was different and fun. For those who don’t follow my DA, check it out for more Sin Sins. Otherwise, head on to SpongeBob Sins next week for the return of it.

#Sin Sins #phineas and ferb

[sobdasha]

Do This: List some of the things you’re currently working on in as much or as little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they are working on. This can be anything! 

tagged by @adirotynd (you forgot me at first but then you remembered I’m so happy!)

tagging @kixboxer

I’m always currently working on everything.......somewhat.........

1) that Yuki and Machi and Who Does Mutsuki Take After prompt for anon

Mutsuki has been baby-snatched. He's been switched in the delivery room. What the nurse hands Machi to feed is not her baby boy, but someone else's several-month-old television model infant. Machi's seen newborns. Her little brother, for example. Other people's bundles of joy, shared around the office email by her various proud coworkers. Her niece Michi, whom she actually got to hold in the hospital. So Machi knows what babies look like. Newborn babies are ugly. Newborn babies are red, wrinkly little hellspawns. They are faces only a mother (or proud papa or other doting relative) could love, all red, toothless mouths in red, scrunched up faces. And the screaming, although you don't get that so much from pictures. And the stickiness, that mixture of drool and snot and tears that pools in every crease. That's what Mutsuki should be. This thing in her arms is some kind of weird alien monstrosity, in comparison. Perfect smooth skin and a creamy-pale complexion. Soft, wispy fluffs of fair hair in just the right amount. It cries, Machi will give it that, and loudly. And its face does get a bit splotchy at those times. But the way its nose crinkles up is like a cute bunny rabbit's, and instead of snot and spit there's just tears, which sparkle. "I don't know," Yuki says, tilting the baby a bit under the hospital lights, "I don't really see any sparkles."

2) Tumblr kiss meme for supes, I have only... 12 - chest kiss and 19 - forceful kiss and 20 - any of the above (I think it’s some kind of cheek or forehead or something kiss?? I...didn’t...write that bit down...) left!!! (no wait, upon further investigation I did note down basically that) since supes wanted to hear more about that last prompt, I’m posing the rough notes of it, since it’s once again in need of a rewrite to find its proper shape

anyway Link is enjoying a dip in one of those hot springs right now, eyes closed, and there's a splash and he figures it's Link the Goron getting back in until a hand that is definitely not made of rock takes his chin and Impa says “Goddesses, Link, what did you do to your face?” and Link kind of startles because suddenly Impa, and he kind of forgets about it you know until people remind him, and he's still pretty self-conscious about it and Impa is, “And I didn't mean that as badly as it sounded. It's good to see you again, Link,” she says, and she smiles warmly and adds, “You look well.”

(Impa and Zelda bathing in Sheikah body suits, and Link is either just in his leggings or else he's in fully Zora tunic because he's just so used to wearing it in any and all water pffft)

and then somehow Zelda joins them, this time around her father's still alive and still on the throne so she gets to do things like ~diplomacy~ which suck sometimes but sometimes they involve getting out of the castle and traveling and saying hi to ppl like the Gorons and that part's pretty great, so she's definitely taking advantage of Darunia's invitation to the hot springs and Zelda notices too and she's kind of “does it look gross?” and Link's sort of yeah, that's why he's wearing the eyepatch still, and Zelda is “can I see?” and Link forgets sometimes that gross scary things don't really bother her that much, so he lifts up the eyepatch so she can see and she kind of makes agreeing noises and eyelid/forehead/nose smooches, MAYBE ALL OF THEM

3) tp zelink4lyfe 95 - advertisement 97 - safety first

these are also both in a state of perpetually needing rewrites hahaha Safety First is supposed to be about swordsmanship competitions during the Festival of Farore, okay, but then a couple days ago I thought WHAT ABOUT WILLIAM TELL so now it’s either going to have a plot overhaul, or else there’s going to be sword version and outtake archery version

4) park ranger zelda AU (her park is her kingdom and link ACTUALLY RAISED BY WOLVES maybe???)

is going to be Breath of the Wild verse so NO SPOILERS FOR SUPES YET I meant to do Twilight Princess always, but never got inspiration....until I suddenly thought of changing the verse

5) link raised by rito

is also going to be Breath of the Wild! so I’m sparing supes the deets! I would have done Wind Waker but I somehow forgot about this prompt constantly?? I don’t know why else I wouldn’t have had any ideas about it?? But BotW will be fun and evil I think so.....yes

6) Link raised as a witch like Maple but more doof less sass (something like that it was too much work to quote the original prompt verbatim)

Link hasn’t been to one of Nayru’s performances in ages. And she used to give Link harp lessons, back before he got too busy being a Junior Apprentice. He wonders if these people have come a long way to hear Nayru sing. Their clothes all look weird and foreign. Another young woman, tall and dark-skinned, laughs aloud. “Well, it’s something like that!” she says. She twirls, the ribbons on her outfit and her long hair whipping with the movement. “We’re a troupe of traveling performers, you see. And when we heard about Nayru--Marin here’s a singer too.” She jerks her thumb at the first girl, who nods and inhales and opens her mouth. Link doesn’t know the language the song is in. But he knows Marin’s voice is pretty, and her notes are clear and pure and steady, and he likes the tune of the ballad. He claps, when she finishes, and she curtsies. “I'm sorry you're busy. But thank you for the directions,” Marin says, before she and the rest of the troupe get their caravan turned around and leave Yoll Graveyard. Link sighs and waits behind the counter for Maple to return from her Important Witch Business, even though it’s going to be too late for him to attend the duet that Marin is going to sing with Nayru, even though Maple comes back whistling something that sounds a lot like Marin’s Ballad of the Goddess.

(I’ve got SS OST going on in the background and just as I copy-pasted this, Zelda singing Ballad of the Goddess came on lol) (”Marin” is Zelda, because I decided that can be just as good an alias as Sheik and also for extra feels)

7) Neko Zamurai AU for Fruits Basket (quoting from the notes, which are kind of sparse SHAME ON ME but the important part is Hana-chan gets hired to kill a cat and steals it instead)

arisa questions her about the color "u kno it's not black right??" and Saki sighs and is "I would have preferred black, yes, but this was all they had…" 5 ryo and one free cat, not bad for an hour's work

she meets Tohru when she comes back to get cat food ("Man, this cat's even pickier than you, Saki!" won't eat fish, veggies, meat…), as she is raiding the house, and Tohru tearfully gives it to her because they used to have a cat until it was killed a few days ago, it's so terrible, who could do that to a cat! And Saki hugs her and pats her "Yes you're right, whoever would kill a cat is truly a terrible person" and then "is this for your cat?" and Saki says yes, she did in fact just get a cat recently, but she doesn't know how to take care of it at all and maybe Tohru would like to escape this ridiculous place and come help her? And Kyou gets dragged along too

8) halfway house for hellspawn it’s actually a collection of emails which I greatly enjoy, but I wanted to write them up more....formally and and chronologically and with less shameful caplocks etc, but that’s going veeeeeeery slowly have some of the original emails!

DOES KURAMA EVER COME OUT TO HIS FAMILY POST MANGA THO I mean on one hand I'm pretty sure he intends to take that TO THEIR GRAVES but on the other hand /how the fucking hell can he possibly keep this secret with the barrier between worlds down/

to rub the salt in, Shiori probably get, like, proactive about demons. Like at first everyone's like "um nope no thanks humans discriminate it's what we do" and "haha okay 'demons' yeah this is Japan home of weird youth trends and other shit" but then it's probably kind of unavoidable that you'd have to deal with them and. like. Shuuichi has a weirdly large amount of delinquent friends. And they're very nice! Urameshi and Kuwabara and Hiei and all, they're quite good people under their rough exteriors. Demons are kind of like delinquents, right? You just have to treat them as people!

While Kurama is on the side, KIND OF LIKE MERLIN FANFICS, going "mom pls mom no mom don't get unnecessarily involved with demons mom just don't" while Shiori is "young man I do not know what your problem is but this is most unlike you, you do not need to worry"

BETTER YET LIKE

SO DEMONS ARE TRYING TO INTEGRATE INTO THE HUMAN WORLD. And they can chill at Genkai's old place, but like, that's way the fuck up in the mountains there aren't really any humans. To really integrate you need to like INTERACT WITH HUMANS. OKAY. AND LIKE. WHO IS THE ONLY HUMAN MOST DEMONS HAVE HEARD OF. ASIDE FROM CELEBRITIES (NOT. NOT THAT DEMON WORLD PIRATES A LOT OF HUMAN WORLD MEDIA. NOPE.) THAT WOULD BE. "KURAMA'S HUMAN MOM."

SO IT BECOMES A FUCKING UNOFFICIAL RITE OF PASSAGE. GO HAVE DINNER AT THE HATENAKA HOUSEHOLD. IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE AFTER A WEEK, YOU PASSED. YOU CAN PROPERLY INTERACT WITH ANY HUMAN YOU CHOOSE. YOU ARE FREE TO MOVE ABOUT THE HUMAN WORLD WITHOUT UNDUE STRESS THAT YOU'LL FUCK UP.

and inevitably it's always like "uh I'm a friend of your son Shuuichi he's really good at reforming ppl???" and everyone assumes it's just that Shuuichi must volunteer helping ppl become productive members of society and Shiori approves, isn't that nice, what a good boy, it's the same as all his other delinquent friends

while Kurama is like "YOU DON'T HAVE TO LET THEM IN THE HOUSE. MOM. YOU DON'T. PLEASE. MOM. M O M."

and every demon who comes to the house probably fucks up regularly and /how is Kurama supposed to keep his secret under these conditions when he is a super-famous demon fuck u all/ either the Hatenaka family is universally really bad at reading the atmosphere, the rule of funny has come into play, or they're just patiently waiting for Kurama to come out to them, SOMETHING, YOU DECIDE

still it'd be REALLY FUNNY if they were TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS and as Kurama scrambles to cover his secret they are all just "really Shuuichi it's not like you to be this judgmental of ppl what have you got against demons they are perfectly nice"

9) well there’s SUPPOSED TO BE a Neko Zamurai AU for YYH too but I guess that’s on paper somewhere??? I certainly don’t see it on my computer. Okay then....

the important thing to note is that Kuwabara steals the cat, obviously.

10) Pearl and Garnet and writer's preference ("You did all of this for me?") or, the one where Steven introduces Pearl to Things Organized Neatly and it all predictably goes downhill from there what I have written is gonna need some tweaking so have this bit of the notes lol

(something about blog numbers, here or later? And pearl's like "if that's what a blog is, I could make a blog" and Steven with star-eyes is "o. omg. Pearl. WILL YOU MAKE A BLOG AND BECOME INTERNET FAMOUS. AND THEN CAN I TELL EVERYONE WE'RE FRIENDS.")

11) 3 suitors Lieutenant Awn had (knowingly or not) and what One Esk had to say about them.

TECHNICALLY HAVEN’T STARTED WORKING ON IT YET and this kind of prompt is not really my strong point ON THE OTHER HAND I DO LOVE ME THOUSANDS OF BABY LIEUTENANT TEARS SOAKING JUSTICE OF TOREN’S JACKETS so you can probably expect to see some baby lieutenants weeping into One Esk’s soothing arms after they crushed on but then were crushed by part-time oblivious heartbreaker Lieutenant Awn

anyway I’ve got tons of other WIPs everywhere but those were the easiest to dredge up and pretty recent

#fruits basket #legend of zelda #yyh #steven universe #imperial radch #sobdasha fic adjacent