#thank u telly for letting me use this

[katsu28]

Hi babes! I think you’re a fantastic writer and that we all really appreciate the writing you do!

I was wondering if I could get “being carried/tucked into bed after staying up waiting for their partner to come home” with a female reader for Jamie!

If you don’t want to, that’s totally okay as well! Thank you for you’re work! You’re amazing

thank you!! u are too kind, i appreciate you <3

jamie tartt x fem!reader, 1k

You felt like you hadn’t seen Jamie in ages. There was a good effort on both your parts to make time for each other and your relationship, but with both early morning and late night training sessions for the upcoming Premier League Cup on his end, your time together had been quickly growing more sparse. 

Countless date nights had been canceled, and you used to be able to pop over to Nelson Road with some takeaway for a quick lunch in the stands with him, but with your workplace becoming horribly understaffed lately, lunches had been set on the backburner too. 

More often than not, the most time you had with each other was in bed, but that was mostly spent getting some much needed sleep. He was always exhausted, you were always exhausted—it was a never ending cycle. Sometimes you’d vaguely sense him slip under the covers beside you with a kiss pressed to whichever part of your body was closest to him, but you were usually asleep by the time he got home. 

Tonight, however, you were determined to stay awake until he came home. You settled yourself in front of the television with the latest season of the show you were currently binging, clutching a cup of steaming tea between your hands to keep you awake. 

Your exhaustion from the workday quickly proved too much to bear, because as soon as you settled your head on your arm, you could feel your eyelids growing heavier and heavier. Soon enough, you’d fallen asleep. 

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Jamie let himself in as quietly as he could, being careful not to let the door slam behind him. You were probably long gone by now, that’s how late it was. 

He hated that he was getting home around this time almost everyday now, but he kept telling himself it was only for another few weeks. Just a few more weeks and then he’d be home at a normal time and you’d get to spend your evenings together again. He’d already started planning some of them out as a motivation. 

Toeing off his trainers by the coat rack, Jamie was prepared to make a mad dash down the hall in order to miss that one pesky creaky floorboard, but then he turned around. 

He clocked in on the soft noise coming from the telly first, the show he knew for a fact you’d been meaning to catch up on nothing but background noise when he spotted you a split second later. 

You were curled up on the sofa, fast asleep, cheek pressed into the sleeve of his jumper. An empty mug hung from your fingertips, threatening to fall until Jamie scooped it up and put it on the end table next to you. He knelt by your head, taking his time to admire your peaceful face before giving your arm a gentle rub. 

“Hey,” He murmured. You stirred a little bit, but didn’t open your eyes. He prodded at your shoulder this time, a little more insistent this time. “Babe, wake up.”  

You blinked awake slowly, stifling a yawn behind your hand. Once your eyes adjusted to the light and you saw Jamie crouched in front of you, you knew your attempt in staying awake until he got home had been futile. 

“Hi.” You mumbled, rubbing your eyes furiously. His lips quirked up into part of a grin. “I meant to stay up til you got home. Guess it didn’t work out too well.” 

“It’s late," Jamie said quietly, running his thumb over the apple of your cheek fondly. “You didn’t have to wait up for me, love.” 

“I wanted to.” 

“But it’s late.” You knew he wasn’t saying it with anything other than your wellbeing in mind, but you still frowned, pushing yourself up on one elbow. 

“I feel like we haven’t seen each other in ages.” 

Jamie’s expression crumpled. He dragged a hand through his hair, bunching the strands at the top of his head before letting them flop back into place. “I know. I know, love, and ‘m sorry. It’s just been mad stressful with everything goin’ on, but I promise soon I’ll be home a lot more and a lot earlier. Just a few more weeks, that’s it.” 

“Oh no, Jaim, I'm not blaming you at all.” Scrambling to a sitting position, you took both of his hands in yours gently. You ducked down to meet his defeated gaze, pressing a kiss to his forehead and bumping his chin with your knuckles to get him to look back up at you. When he did, he looked downright exhausted but offered you a tiny smile anyways. “We’ve both been busy. I just thought it’d be nice to get some actual time together before bed.” 

“You’re the best,” He sighed, letting himself fall forwards until his upper half on your lap, face buried in the blanket covering you. “I’m so tired.” 

“Double training sessions will do that to you.” 

“Try triple. Roy’s a madman—I think he’s trying to kill me!” 

“By whipping you into better shape than you’ve ever been before?” You teased, stroking a hand down his back. “If anything, he’s trying to kill me by making you look like you do.” 

“You think I look good?” 

“I always think you look good, babe.” You assured him, giving him a firm pat on the bum.

He perked up rather proudly at the compliment and action. “Good enough to take to bed?”

“To sleep? Never thought you’d ask.” 

“Alright, c’mon you sleepyhead,” Jamie sighed faux-dramatically, clambering to his feet. He hefted you into his arms with ease and you snuggled a bit deeper against his chest, pressing your nose into his neck with a content sigh. He’d showered at the facility, you could tell by the smell of his conditioner invading your senses. “You sniffin’ me, you weirdo?” 

“You wish.” 

Jamie dropped you onto the bed once he was within tossing distance but tucked you in, bringing the covers up under your chin in such a manner that contradicted the playful roughness of his other actions. “Don’t you dare fall asleep on me yet. Ten minutes and I’m yours for the night, yeah?” 

“Better get a move on then, shouldn’t you? I’m so sleepy, I could just crash…right—”

“Don’t you fuckin’ dare. I’m goin’ as fast as I can, love, I can barely feel me legs right now!”

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[celestemagnoliathewriter]

Toy

Written for @remadoramicrofics day 9: candy. Many thanks to @merlins-sequined-hotpants for beta'ing, and for providing the inspiration for this little tale. G, 879 words. Read below or on Ao3.

A blue and purple, furry toy sat inside a colorful box, freshly unwrapped for Teddy’s first birthday. His chubby little hands reached out for it, babbling excitedly, as his hair morphed to match the toy’s fur.

“What is it?” asked Tonks, looking down at her sprightly, 70-year-old grandmother.

“It’s a Furby,” Granny Tonks replied. “It’s all the rage with children these days. You can’t turn on the telly without seeing it!”

“What does it do?” Remus lifted the box, inspecting its details. “’The more you tickle and joke with me, the more I’ll laugh and play’?”

“The sales girl said it was quite rare,” Granny Tonks continued. “This cotton candy purple-blue one is the last one they had left! I even got the batteries for it, you know.”

Teddy reached up for the figure, his lavender hair becoming redder as he struggled to get the box from his father. Granny Tonks lifted Teddy and then took the Furby from Remus. She led them to her sofa, where she unboxed it for the eager boy and inserted batteries into the bottom.

“He reminds me so much of my Ted . . . always keen for something new. He’d have just loved his grandson.” Granny Tonks kissed Teddy’s head and shook the Furby from side to side.

Tonks and Remus watched the toy come to life, with its ears twitching back and forth and its eyes opening and closing.

“Hee hee hee!” the Furby began. “Pet me!”

Tonks met Remus’s eyes. There was no way they would be taking this monstrosity home with them.

“Oh, how darling!” Granny Tonks smiled at the furry, mechanical thing, and Teddy stared, transfixed at it.

“Aah aah ahh! Me scared!”

Teddy laughed and clapped. The Furby laughed with him, and Granny Tonks was smiling like she used to, before Ted died, so they took the toy with them.

…

It took an hour for Remus to remove the Furby’s batteries, and a dramatic, one year old’s temper tantrum to return them.

It took a day for Tonks to try silencing the Furby, but the batteries didn’t respond well to magic, and it became louder.

It took two days for the Furby to begin talking to itself and anything that would listen, with increasingly disturbing messages.

“Uh-oh! Me no listen!” came after Tonks asked it to be quiet.

“Food! Me hungry! Tickle tickle!” was the reply Remus received when he told the Furby to go to sleep.

“Wah-wah-wah-wah me hide!” was the phrase that kept them all up at night, even when they stowed the Furby in Teddy’s wardrobe. They gave up after three nights, when Teddy’s accidental magic (or the Furby’s apparent possession) let it out and dropped it in Teddy’s cot.

The toddler seemed to be immune to the toy’s intrinsic darkness, so two weeks into their stint as its hostage, Tonks knew there was only one way out.

…

The fire was set and the moon was full. Teddy was fast asleep next to Remus, who was curled up in front of the hearth, breathing deeply, his paws resting gently on their son. The fire that Tonks had set, unlike the one warming her husband and son, was kindled by hand. She wasn’t going to let magic be the reason why the Furby lived to see another day.

“Borro borro! Hug me!”

The Furby’s large, gleaming eyes seemed to look right into Tonks’s soul.

“No like! Me scared! Aah aah ahh!”

“This is the end for you,” Tonks warned, before chucking it into the bonfire, seeing its plastic fur melt and the sounds die, warbled and wonky. She stood there until it was a pile of scorched wires and a purple, oozing mess.

…

“Doo doo doo doo!”

The nightmarish sound woke Tonks the morning after the full moon.

“No,” she whispered. “No.”

“Da da da doo doo!”

“Impossible—”

Tonks wrapped her robe around her body, assuring herself that she’d completed the job. The Furby was gone by moonset, when she’d taken Teddy back to his cot and waited for Remus’s screams to die down as he transformed back to a man. She helped him up to their bed, and now she was rushing back out, trying to convince herself the Furby couldn’t have come back from its certain demise.

“Noo-loo! Party party!”

Tonks was halfway down the hall when she heard the hair-raising sound.

“Loo loo loo! Me very happy!”

She turned back, hoping she was hearing wrong, and burst through the door to her son’s room.

Teddy was sitting up on the middle of the floor, the infernal Furby planted between his legs, blathering at it cheerfully.

“Mama!”

Tonks rushed forward and scooped Teddy up, to get him away from the toy, but both boy and toy protested.

“Me no like! Wah wah wah!”

Teddy wailed in unison.

“Is everything all right?” Remus croaked, pale and shivering in the doorway. He gaped at the Furby, and then glanced back at Tonks. “Why does it have scorch marks?”

“You will never believe me,” Tonks said roughly. She set Teddy back down on the floor and gave him the Furby. “We’re stuck with it for the rest of our lives. Don’t ask me why.”

She thundered out of Teddy’s bedroom, her exit marked by the Furby’s high-pitched, electronic laughter.

#remadora #remus lupin #nymphadora tonks #remus x tonks #tonks x lupin #remus x nymphadora #lupin x tonks #teddy lupin #remadora microfics #harry potter fanfiction #furbies #furby

[anna-neko]

gonna absolutely be that "old lady shaking her walker, and screaming how olden days were better" for a minute here.....

There is a very specific thing I very much miss, and its the... well... lack of streaming. Scheduled programming! (be it both visual or radio. .... the radio one is whole 'nother rant, fuck ClearChannel/Viacom etc etc)

now don't get me wrong - i freakin luv the ability to watch some ancient b/w telly, carefully pumped pixel by pixel into my phone from the library server at 2:45am....

but its the fact Boring Dystopia today doesn't let you escape algorithms & their endless grey sludge

so like... TV! My set cannot pick up regular airwaves signal w/out additional "digital bunny-ears" or something similar. Most stations have switched to digital signals years ago, this is fact.

Back in the day you could flip on the telly, and have the choice of a few local channels. You got your usual local affiliates: FOX, WB, ABC, UPN, NBC, CBS and of course PBS. plus that one endless shopping network

Even as background noise you'd still end up getting all sorts of good stuff with different ads, local news flashes, whatever sitcom was running would have "on the next..." and you'd be like "heeeey, Friends is still making new episodes? and this channel still shows it?" Might hear about some movie didn't know existed because it was mentioned as scheduled for Saturday 8pm eastern, 7 central in that last ad-break, but the visuals in this tiny clip looked neat so might try to see it.....

what can i do today tho... Lets see, there's the option of a bunch of streaming shit. It requires a quick app d/l (again, don't get me wrong, TUBI and PlutoTV are a+ "thank fuck u exist" kinda things) buuuuut ... you can't just leave it be. Even the ads are somehow ... grey formless sludge. The same 3-5 shitty things that are determined by algorithm, never any variation. No news-teases, no trailers for movies coming to theater/streaming soon.... who'da thought would miss the damn Wendys new breakfast deals or local (local) car dealership promos

but no, with a streaming 'oooh wait, 'app' you gotta either scroll thru the shitty UI menu to pick what you wanna watch specifically... or in case of Pluto chose a channel.... Which will be just One Thing on a loop too (like a channel of nothing but Addams Family. nothing but The Walking Dead franchise. nothing but SailorMoon episodes) If you chose an episode of a show, and put away the remote it will just keep jumpin to next episode of same until it runs out...

.... i miss times of day influencing what was on. The kinda shit running during "primetime", early morning cartoons, early-noon little kids targeted shows, mid-afternoon soaps and bullshit talk shows, vs "middle of the night" The silly station eye-catches (TNT...dun dun dun, we know drama), ads for gushers mixed in with quick weather updates as the channel hopes you'll tune in at 10pm for the News. I miss discovering new (new to me!) shows or movies but flipping a channel. Disney Channel used to air ANCIENT b/w Alice Comedies or those utterly ridiculous 70s bebi Jodie Foster movies at 1am. AMC was full of old movies (pre-70s stuff mostly), TLC stood for "the learning channel", MTV and VH1 were 2 distinct separate entities showing actual ~ try to contain your shock ~ music videos. and if u were hella lucky, you'd glitch into (or it was free preview month) MTV2 which was for the alt rock vids!

_________________ No i don't miss the ancient shit like TV set that had round knobs and the numbers only went to 13. The horrid static noises. I don't miss VCRs (needing to rewind, hoping the tape hasn't demagnetized, or deteriorated frm too much use etc) . Fuck, don't even miss Blockbuster w/ their exceptionally ruined DVDs that wouldn't play past a certain point and them just goin "oh well, sorry...." and doin fuck-all

whoda thought would be missing an actual structure of some sort, running all sorts of diverse shit in pre-programmed blocks on set schedules. There was a human touch, the human element to it

#screaming into the void #old man yells at cloud #just an oldtaku who has seen some shit #boring af dystopia #heres a fun fact: people find it impossible how I can remember decades-old shit down to the hour #ya know why? #because The Simpsons were airing at very specific timeslots #as were a bunch of others shows

[mintly]

Thank you so much for tagging me @princip1914! These questions were looking really fun to respond to!!

1. How many works do you have on AO3? Eleven!

2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 39,406! (It's-not-much-but-it's-honest-work.jpeg)

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they? I've written for 3 fandoms on AO3: Good Omens, Steven Universe and Sakana. I have a handful of half finished fics for other fandoms that never made it so far, alas.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Not Your Nan's Demon Summoning (Good Omens, G, 655) Crowley was sulking. He and Aziraphale could be having a cuddle by the telly with truffles from that little shop they liked in Brighton, but no. Instead of a cozy night in, all he had was an increasingly lukewarm mug of coffee and the indignity of being trapped inside what appeared to be a grandmother’s sitting room.

For Fear of Burning (Good Omens, E, 1k) After the thermos was delivered, the tension of a hundred years of fear and pain crackled between them like fireworks. Then it snapped, popping and sizzling, catching flame in a burst of desire. They hadn’t even made it under the sheets this time.

Before We Turn to Dust (Steven Universe, T, 6.1k) Their days were dirt roads and endless blue sky. It would be freedom, except it wasn't. Sapphire is a quiet country storefront and Ruby dreams.

Sentiments of Great and Indefinite Scale (Good Omens, T, 8.3k, WIP) Crowley likes Aziraphale. He really, really likes him. It's terrible. He can't help it if his one friend is an angel, but also a bastard, and that he really wants to hold his hand and run his fingers the feather-soft curls of his hair and kiss him until he's breathless. It's not his fault that Aziraphale is entirely irresistible. Crowley finds any excuse to pull him closer, and Aziraphale, most of the time, lets him. Isn't friendship amazing? - Six thousand years of dates and Crowley misses the memo.

Shiver at Your Touch (Good Omens, E, 3.9k) It was a new millennium, and the London Eye had recently opened to the public. Aziraphale had been hinting for ages that Crowley might take him. "Crowley, you must take us to the opening," Aziraphale said.

5. Do you respond to comments, why or why not? Yes! Immediately omg. As soon as I see a comment, I usually respond to it! I just really appreciate each and every one; it's honestly overwhelming to me sometimes that people read my work and maybe even enjoy it enough to leave me a kind word. Also if I do it immediately I won't forget to respond, which I might otherwise whoops.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? Oooh, I hope the end of Rupture and Rapture hits the hardest, but For Fear of Burning gives it a run for its money. I love an angsty, longing oneshot!

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic? Thankfully not hate, not really!

9. Do you write smut? If so what kind? I only started writing smut with my Good Omens fic, and I suppose any sort? I'm still not particularly assured in my smut writing abilities, but I've found it's fun to incorporate that sort of intimacy and vulnerability into a story! It can be so powerful, with happiness or longing or sadness, etc.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Oh gosh, not that I know of!

11. Have you ever had a fic translated? I've been asked before, but I never saw the final result. So maybe!!

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before? Not yet! @caffeinechic and I have something on the backburner though!! ONE DAY.

13. What’s your all time favourite ship? ffsjdifhsudf if I'm honest, it's my favorite in whatever fandom I'm in at the moment, but I have such a fondness for all my old ships too. I really do love Aziraphale/Crowley though, ever since I first read the book.

14. What’s a WIP you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? I only have one WIP (Sentiments) and I will finish it!!! I promise!!! I am making progress, I swear.

15. What are your writing strengths? I like to think that I'm good at imagery; I spend a lot of time trying to pick the proper words to convey a certain vibe, especially verbs! I also work a lot on rhythm and sentence variation so that certain lines Hit Different u know, so I hope that comes through! I just love working on the fine detail of each sentence omg.

16. What are your writing weaknesses? SLOW. I'm so slow. I find it really hard to finish something after about the 2/3 mark and that last third is a slog oftentimes. It's something I'm working on as I try to finish fics and shrink my WIP folder.

But on a technical level, I really want to work on improving story structure so that I feel more confident and able to write longer works! I'm a short story author at my core, but I'd love to write something novel-length one day.

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic? I think that it's important to keep your audience in mind and the purpose for including it! Using another language for a brief phrase or exchange can do a lot to establish a character or setting, but I also think the meaning should be easily gleaned or immediately translated within the context of the story. There're exceptions of course, but that's just how I'd do it (and plan to)!

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for? Ooooh my gosh. Pokemon Special/Pokemon Adventures, which is the Pokemon manga! You can no longer find these on fanfiction.net, which is for the best. I was very proud of them back then though, and I love that it set me onto writing as a hobby!!

19. What’s your favourite fic you’ve written? This is such a difficult question omg. At the moment I'm still really proud of Rapture and Rupture, but I'm also still very fond of the depth I managed to add in my first Good Omens fic, When We Fall In.

Phew! Okay, I think I'll tag @fremulon and @forineffablereasons, if either of you want to play! I'd also be happy to hear from anyone else! I really do love to hear authors talk about their work!! TELL ME YOUR PASSIONS I WILL LISTEN

#mintly speaks #this got really long but it was also really fun!! #long post

[ashleyfanfic]

from bound to be together random prompt 12 or 22 :) thank u so much ❤️

12.    “Give me attention.” As requested, this is set in the bound to be together universe even though I wrote that one with @justwandering-neverlost​.  Quarantine has plagued all of us. It’s getting to the beans, too. ;) *~*

He kept his eyes on his laptop, trying to get the last of his report finished before the deadline. Being locked down for over six months had worn on everyone. He thought working from home would allow him to get more work done, but the truth was, he spent more time trying not to do anything. His co-workers all appeared to be doing something similar. On their last Teams meeting, they’d been told off by their boss that their job performance was lacking of late.  Of course it was. They were all stuck home, no way of socializing with others except through online meetings and emails. There were texts sent back and forth between each other, but even he was ready to be around other people. He couldn’t imagine the hell that Dany was going through being stuck with his dour self. This was having a profound effect on her. 

She tried to stay up beat. He could see it. Their wedding had been postponed indefinitely, much to their chagrin. There was only so much Netflix they could watch. He’d already seen Tiger King, twice. Binged Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Lucifer, and watched more documentaries than he ever had before. Their home gym in the basement had seen an upgrade that included a fancy treadmill and more yoga equipment. Dany found it funny, at first, that he would simply sit on the steps and watch her work out, but after several sexual adventures on the floor, she’d banished him upstairs while she worked out.  And sex. They’d had more than they ever had before. How many times had they been sitting on the sofa, both lazing around when she’d suddenly run her hand up his thigh, bat her gorgeous eyes at him, and they’d end up fucking on the sofa. Or when she poured cereal and he walked up behind her and slip his hand down her yoga pants to find her already wet. He was thankful all those months ago she’d been put on the pill. He couldn’t imagine the money they’d be paying in condoms.  They’d also worked on honey-do lists. They’d added a gorgeous subway tile to their kitchen back splash that they’d ordered from the nearby Home Depot. Bought new rugs from Wayfare. Jon had even built a few new bookshelves for their guest room/office.  Which was where he was currently hiding. Normally, he’d take his laptop down stairs, set up in front of the telly with Dany as she did the same with hers. They’d spend the day snacking, checking emails, and watching something they agreed on, but this deadline hanging over him told him there wasn’t much time for him to sit and socialize with his gorgeous fiance.  He had two paragraphs left when the door opened. “How much longer?” He looked up at her. “Not much. Probably two paragraphs.” She sighed as she leaned against the door frame. “Ugh, I need you to hurry.” “Something wrong?” “No. Not really,” she said as she drifted into the room and skimmed her fingers over the spines of the books. She turned her violet eyes on him. “I want you to come back downstairs. Give me attention.” He smiled. “Believe me, I’d love nothing more. I have to get this done.” “I know,” she huffed and left the room.  He ran a hand through his hair, thinking about what he’d rather be doing with his gorgeous fiance. Maybe he’d spread her out on this desk when he was finished. The thought sparked his fingers to fly over the keys quicker. *~* He had his headphones on for the Teams meeting their boss insisted on. At four thirty on a Friday afternoon. Their reports all turned in, he congratulated them on getting things completed and let them know that they would take next week to review them all. He glanced up momentarily as Dany walked by the door, but she didn’t linger. His boss continued to drone on and he tried to look as if he was paying attention but his thoughts had drifted. She was back in the doorway, only this time she was very naked and his eyes widened, his mouth dropped open, and he was very not listening any more. He looked back at the screen to see if anyone had caught his change in expression, but everyone seemed equally not engaged. He watched her saunter across the room and stand just behind his computer screen and lean her hands on the desk. He hit the mute button on his meeting and kept his eyes on the screen.  “Are you trying to kill me?” “Nope.” “Get me fired?” “Never,” “Then for the love of all that’s holy, please put on some clothes.” She grinned. “I had a better idea,” she said as she sank behind the desk. His cock instantly hardened, knowing exactly what she had in mind.  “Dany, if they see you...” “Scoot closer to the desk and try not to react,” she said as she slid her hands over his thighs. He did as she’d said and when he’d adjusted in his chair, she’d tugged on his sweats and freed his cock. He checked again that he’d muted his microphone, paranoia too much to be ignored. She tugged his pants all the way off and then she was licking the head. He adjusted the chair height, allowing it to sink closer to the floor to give her more room.  He leaned back in his chair a bit, and tried not to react to what she was doing and to listen to his boss and he continued to drone on and on. Telling them he didn’t know when they would be able to return to a physical work location. Thank fuck for that. He couldn’t get his cock sucked at work by Dany. Which she was doing brilliantly, if he did say so himself. Her tongue swirled around the head as her hands stroked over the heated flesh. Oh, he was going to pay her back for this. Bend her over the arm of the chair and fuck her hard. Or take her to the shower and torment her with the wand. He knew how much she loved that. He shifted in his seat as she drifted to his balls, licking and sucking them as well. He hoped her intention wasn’t to make him come while he was on this fucking call. There were a lot of things he could hide, but the way his face contorted he didn’t think was one of them.  “Jon, what do you think?” Oh fuck! They asked him a question. He unmuted his microphone and hoped they couldn’t hear Dany slurping over his cock. “Apologies, I missed the question.” He boss frowned. “We were discussing changing work hours. I said it might be more conducive to have everyone work four ten hour days and have Friday or Monday off. Which would you rather?” “Monday,” he answered quickly, trying to keep his eyes from drifting to look beneath the desk where his girlfriend was earnestly sucking his dick into her mouth. He thought she must have thought it was her mission to distract him from even being able to speak. She was succeeding. He heard a rather loud slurp and muted the microphone again he dropped his hand to the armrest then his lap to slip his fingers into her hair. She hummed around him.  “Alright, that’s all I have. I’ll open the floor for questions.” Please! NO one ask questions.  It was silent and his boss bid everyone farewell and to enjoy their weekend. He logged off, made sure it had disconnected, then closed his laptop. He pulled back from her and she released his cock. “You’re evil,” he panted.  “I told you to give me attention,” she smiled up at him as she ran her thumb over her swollen bottom lip. He crooked his finger at her and she moved on her knees closer to him.  He tore his shirt off and toss it across the room. “Oh, I’m going to give you my attention until you beg me to stop,” he said as he pulled her to stand in front of him, moved his lap top aside and turned her to face the desk. He smacked her arse, then gripped it in both hands. “Bend over, Dany, and don’t lift your hands off that desk.” She did as she was told and he could see the smile on her face. This was what she wanted, and as he lifted her leg to prop on the desk, he was more than happy to give her his undivided attention. Until she screamed for mercy. 

Prompt List

#jonerys #smutty jonerys #jonerys fanfic #jonerys fanfiction #modern au #jonerys modern au #fic continuation #bound to be together

[britishchick09]

sherlock s2 ep 3 livewatch

it’s time for the sherlock s2 finale! i’ve been keeping lockie alive for as long as possible, but I can’t stall any longer. let’s fall into the reichenbach!

here it is:

the last masterpiece ep! :D

it begins with rain! *beatles ‘rain’ plays*

john’s back with the therapist from study in pink! :o

does this take place after the fall and the rest of the ep is a flashback?

it’s been 18 months!

john called tv ‘telly’:)

OMG HE’S CHOKING UP NO POOR BBY :’(

he called sherlock ‘my best friend’ IN THE SADDEST VOICE IN THE WORLD :’(

john: “sherlock holmes... is dead.” or is he? ;)

BAM INTRO!

guy: “falls of the reichenbach...” you dodged a credit roll with that one! ;)

sherlock: “diamond cufflinks. all my cufflinks have buttons.” john: “he means ‘thank you’. ...just say it.” awww what a parent :)

sherlock isn’t one for thanks and publicity!

the iconic hat! :D

EVERYONE WANTS HIM TO PUT THE HAT ON

he reluctantly put the hat on:)

the transitions from a scene to a newspaper is so cool! :D

john’s tabloid nickname is BACHELOR OMGGGGGG

john: “what do they mean by that?” oh you know what that means buddy ;)

CONFIRMED BACHELOR OMGGG VICTORIAN GAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! (or in his case bi)

john: “we need to be more careful-“ johnlockers: “NO!!!!!”

sherlock is criticizing the hat lol :D

john called it the ‘sherlock holmes hat’ eyyyyy!!!!! ;D

john’s voice has a hint of deep love it ;)

there’s so many people touring at the castle! :o

this sneaky guy has this on his phone and i’m guessing that’s what all apps in the uk look like lol

OMG HE HACKED INTO THE SYSTEM

is it moiarty?

lestrade said ‘bloody ‘ell!’ and it was so british of him :D

he’s dancing to the background music YEP IT’S MOI ALRIGHT

YEET

OMG MOIARTY YOU DRAMA QUEEN

also is this an abominable bride reference? :o

john’s text notif sound sounds apple WHY

he has a windows laptop and an apple phone how chaotic

the smiley face!!!! :o

ooh cool american song playing in the background! :o

john: “ready?” sherlock: “yes” *PRESS CHATTER* how would anyone be ready for that?

sherlock wants to be himself but john’s like ‘no smartass’ LET HIM BE A SMARTHOLE JOHN

it’s the bbc! :D

OMFG A FAN FOLLOWED SHERLOCK INTO THE RESTROOM WTF

i bet johnlockers have actually done this because they were craaazyyyy back then...

THE FAN WANTS HIM TO SIGN HIS SHIRT WTFFFFF

sherlock knows she’s not a fan lol :D

wait is someone peeing in the background wtf

fan: “you and john watson, platonic, have you there as well!” mofftiss totally based this girl off of real johnlockers!!!!

can they please leave the bathroom I SWEAR SOMEONE IS PEEING BACK THERE IT’S SO AWKWARD

sherlock: “you... repel... me.” YAS!!! :D

HOLD UP what if this is mofftiss’ way of saying they don’t like johnlockers :o

now lockie’s in court bor-ing!

moiarty is a spider great metaphor sherlock! :D

judge: “how long-“ sherlock “not a good question.” lol :D

sherlock and moiarty knew each other for 5 minutes lol

who ate the wafer

SHUT UP WIG MAN LET SHERLOCK SHOW OFF

aaand he kicked them out

john: “you’re doing The Look again.” omg so married ♥

he finds The Face annoying lol MARRIEEEED

epic wallpaper! :D

OMG MOIARTY WAS CHEWING GUM DURING THE CRIME AND THE COURT THING DORK

and he looked at john... ;)

moiarty’s out and sherlock beeps john away,,,

he be making tea WITH HIS VIOLIN PLAYING YYYAAAASSSS!!!!!!!!!

omg there’s a shadow...

AN A CREAK

I KNEW IT WAS MOIARTY!!!!!!

sherlock lets him sit down wowza kind to a criminal! :o

moiarty: “every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain ;)” omg HE KNOWS HE’S A STORY CHARACTER AHHHH :o

moiarty to sherlock: “you need me.” no he needs john THANK YOU VERY MUCH

moiarty thinks sherlock’s boring SHUT UP FUNNY MEAN MAN >:(

moiarty: “that’s the problem... the final problem.” eyyyy roll s4 credits! :D

moiarty: “i didn’t tell you... but did you listeeeennnn?” lol sing-songy moiarty is funny :D

he’s doing the hand thing ♥

moiarty: “i own secrecy” who do you think you are bish brother

MOIARTY CALLED SHERLOCK ‘HONEY’ :o

WHY IS MOIARTY SAYING ‘DADDY’

THE FALL HE SAID THE FALLLLLLLL

sherlock: “i never liked riddles.” *maddie hatter rages in the distance*

he’s having a row with the machine again ;)

also that’s literally my dad with his card lol :D

ooh antiques roadshow! :D

john’s meeting mycroft why

OMG HE WAS TAKEN HOSTAGE

it’s just mycroft’s way of saying hello?

what happened in 1972

mycroft’s giving john an unrelated case... s1 finale flashback!

john’s loooong groan lol :D

sherlock is moiarty’s ‘only rival’... >:)

awww john fed some crumbs to birds :)

another unrelated case and lestrade is at the flat! :o

lestrade called lockie ‘a celebrity’ awww :)

SHERLOCK DON’T YELL AT THE CRYING LADY :(

oh he wanted her to ‘speak quickly’ ok

not ok but thaaat’s lockie!

it be moi...

sherlock SNIFF

sherlock: “brilliant, anderson?” anderson: “really?” sherlock: “brilliant impression of an idiot.” OHHHHH!!!!!!! :D

sherlock 2 NOW

john: “don’t do the smiling thing. kidnapped children..?” oh he always does the smiling thing! ;)

molly was going on a lunch date but sherlock said she’ll go with him and her little ‘what?’ is so cute! :D

sherlock’s like ‘look at all the fricks i give’ :D

aaand he left her!

sherlock: “the chemical footprints will lead us to moiarty!” all roads lead to rome, and all the footprints there lead to moiarty ;)

SHERLOCK CALLED MOLLY ‘JOHN’ OMG :D

b r i c k   d u s t

molly: “you’re like my dad. he’s dead- no, sorry-” lol :D

oh no molly’s telling a sad dad story :(

i can kind of see why people ship sherlock and molly they’re nice together :)

BUT JOHNLOCK IS BEST SHIP

although molly’s super awkward she’s so cute! :D

SHERLOCK GOT THE FAIRYTALE REFERENCE AFTER I DID YAS!!!!! :D

lestrade: “brick dust!” b r i c k  d u s t

he’s the google in 360 website! :D

they burst through the kidnapper’s door and it was like ‘someBODY once told me’! :D

omg mercury chocolate wrappers! :o

sherlock: “the more they ate, the faster they died... neat!” ...neat? :o

they found the kidnapped kids! :D

lestrade doesn’t want lockie to be himself awww :(

THE KIDNAPPED GIRL SCREAMED AT SHERLOCK NO :(

lestrade to sherlock: “i feel like screaming when you walk in!” ooh noice ;)

the jerk lady said sherlock was ‘unbelievable’ coolio she’s a bit nice! :D

MOIARTY HACKED THE TAXI TV OMG :o

also there are tvs in taxis OMG :o

lestrade called sherlock and john ‘csi baker street’ lol :D

moiarty’s connecting sherlock to sir bostalot hmm... ;)

hmmm....

sherlock: “what was that on the tv?” cabbie: “no charge...” *drives away* OHHHH

OMG SHERLOCK ALMOST GOT HIT BY A DAR

OMFG WAS HE ALMOST SHOT WTF WAS THAT

john to the rescue!!! :D

the guy was shot not lockie coolio

sherlock uses a mac WHYYY :(

sherlock: “dust is eloquent” mrs. hudson in a whisper: “what’s he on about???” lol :D

lockie vlogs! :D

sherlock: “this is a game, lestrade, one i’m not willing to play.” so the game is not on, then?

john: “i know you for real.” sherlock: “100%” awww :)

john: “no one could fake being suck an annoying dick all the time.” OHHHH!!!!! :D

guy: “yer a bloody idiot, lestrade!” and yer a bloody brit aren’t ya?

mrs. hudson said ‘ooh hoo’ just like oaken! :D

OMG fairytale!!!!

lestrade and the lady knocked on the door and mrs. hudson’s like ‘don’t barge in like that!’ :D

OMG THEY’RE ARRESTING LOCKIE

WHY IS THE LADY THINKING LOCKIE DID IT HE DIDN’T!!!!!

awww sherlock and john were arrested together so romantic just girly things ♥

OMG GUN SHOT????

they’re running omg!!!!!

sherlock: “take my hand!” FRICK YES

john: “people will definitely talk!” FRICK YAAAAS!!!!!!!

just two bfs running around in handcuffs ♥

they need to coordinate while getting up the stairs... easy enough for them! ;)

THEY JUMPED IN FRONT OF A VAN JUST CRIMEY THINGS ♥

i thought the van thing was part of the drunk ep in s3 but it’s cool that-

GUN SHOTS????

they let go! :o

OMG IT’S THE CREEPY FAN!!!!

moiarty: “they didn’t have any ground coffee so i just got-” *SUSPENSE CHORD* out of context that’s hilarious :D

moiarty’s richard!!! :o

wait he’s a hired actor the frick???

THE FRICK ARE THEY ACTING??????

just because it’s in print doesn’t mean it’s real...

ok technically moiarty’s an actor BUT THAT BE KNOCKING DOWN THE 4TH WALL

an actor playing a person playing an actor... wild actorception! :o

moiarty: “i’m the storyteller! it’s on dvd...” but is it on blu-ray? ;)

sherlock: “stop it STOP IT NOW!!!!” yoda seagulls...

fan: “i can read you and you... repel... me...” DON’T USE HIS LINE BOI

sherlock: “there’s only one way to complete his game...” is it on? ;)

OMG he’s admitting his feelings to molly AND HE NEEDS HER awwww!!!! :D

the sherlolly fans loved that i bet! :D

john to mycroft: “you and him go out for coffee? you and jim?” sarah z be like ‘YAS!’ :D

OMG WAIT DID MYCROFT WORK WITH MOIARTY????

mycroft tells john to tell moiarty ‘i’m sorry’ and john just gives this ‘please’ wheeze lol :D

julie albright bouncing her basketball against her bedroom wall in ‘meet julie’ (colorized)

oh CRAP

lockie’s fidgeting with the ball awwww :)

OMG MRS. HUDSON WAS SHOT THE FRICK????????

john: “she’s DYING.... you MACHINE!!!!!!” YEAH LOCKIE YOU BISH

john: “friends protect people!” true that!

THE FRICK WHY IS BEE GEEZ PLAYING

this is the music video lol :D

omg are moiarty and lockie gonna have a dance battle like in despicable me 3 lol :D

moiarty: “our final problem... stayin’ aliiiive!!!!!” HE SO PLANNED THAT

there’s about 28 minutes left will the battle take that long?

oh he turned the song off :/

aw man moiarty has to play with the ordinary people :/

MOIARTY SAID ‘atta boyyyy’ TO SHERLOCK WHYYYYYY

ooh sherlock’s doing binary code with his fingers! :D

moiarty: “first one to sherlock is a sissy” oh SHUT UP

moiarty: “there is no key DOOFUS!!!!” WOAH MAN CALM THE FRICK DOWN

“look at ALLLLL THE FRICKS I GIVE SHERLOCK!!!!”

moiarty: “nice you chose a tall building! great way to do it!” sherlock: “do- do- do what?” oh you know what lockie :(

moiarty: “i read it in the paper so it must be true!” no!!!!

john’s here for mrs. hudson!!!! :D

she seems fine tho?

moiarty: “for me? pleeeeeaaaseee?????” OMG THAT ‘PLEASE’ WAS SO HIGH LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

toss him sherlock TOSS HIM!!!!!

moiarty’s little ‘woah woah woah!’ tho :D

aww sherlock has only 3 friends :(

moiarty about sherlock kermiting: “you gotta admit that’s sexier” WUT

NOOOOOOOOO

sherlock’s breath is so shaky :(

he said ‘privacy’ like ‘pri-va-cee’ why

he’s gonna call john!!!!!

awww smile!!!! :D

he knows that this is fake right?

moiarty’s like ‘WHAT?? WHAT DID I MISS????” BOI CALM DOWWwwwwnnnn

sherlock to moiarty: “i am you. prepared to do anything.” save that line for john plz

sherlock is ‘on the side of the angels’ awww :)

moiarty said sherlock’s not ordinary RIGHT HE’S A SPECIAL SUNSHINE ANGEL

moiarty: “you’re meee!!!!!” NOT WHAT I MEANT

they’re holding hands and standing close NOOOOO

HOLY FRICK SHERLOCK JUS SHOT MOIARTY IN THE MOUTH THE FRICK THE FRACK???????

he’s not really dead right or is that just a theory

sherlock’s like ‘oh god what have i done’ SAME WHAT DID YOU DO

it sounds like the thx theme!

oh no

i know it’s not a legitimate kermiting sewerside but DON’T FREAKING DO IT

HE’S CALLING JOHN OH FRICK

HE WANTS JOHN TO SEE HIM FALL THE FRICKKKKK

sherlock: “look up, i’m on the rooftop.” ♫ up on the rooftop, click click click, HERE COMES SAD OL’ KERMIT CLAUS ♫

CRAP

sherlock: “i can’t come down so we’ll have to do it like this.” it was only a kiss :(

an apology????

‘IT’S ALL TRUE’ THE FRICK????

is this just for moiarty’s game?

sherlock sounds like he’s gonna cry NOOOOO :(((((

john: “shut up, shut up, shut up.” SAME WTF ARE YOU SAYING LOCKIE???

sherlock: “no one could be that clever. you could.” OMGGGGG

FIRST WINSTON & JULIA AND NOW SHERLOCK & JOHN WHYYYYY

sherlock sniffled omg :’(

he researched john to impress him OH MY HEART!!!!!

it’s not a trick sherlock is legit amazing!!!!!!!!

sherlock wants john to ‘keep his eyes fixed’ NOOOOOOOO

if sherlock knows this is fake he’s doing a pretty good job at it BUT WHY JUST TO PLEASE MOIARTY OR ESCAPE THE SPOTLIGHT OR WHAT

sherlock: “goodbye john.” NO

NO

NO

OH GOD THERE WAS A CRACK

if sherlock’s alive THEM HOW WAS THERE A CRACK

WAIT JOHN JUST FELL THE FRICK IS GOING ON????

john: “i’m a doctor, he’s my friend!” yes you are AND YES YOU FREAKING ARE

it’s fake he’s not really dead OH HOW I WISH I COULD TELL YOU THAT JOHNNY :(

OMG NO :’(

THE SAD VIOLIN I CAN’T

everything is slow NOOOOO

i can’t believe mofftiss made the fans wait 2 YEARS TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT i know there was ‘many happy returns’ in 2013 BUT HOW DID THE FANS SURVIVE THAT LONG WITH THAT ENDING????

it’s raining now perfect

gun????

therapist: “he didn’t say it. say it now.” john: “sorry, i can’t.” he said ‘i love you’ :(

awww john and mrs. hudson! :’(

omg she’s crying no!!!! :(

john to sherlock’s grave: “you were the best man and the most human i’ve ever known.” awww :’)

john: “one more miracle for me, sherlock. don’t. be. dead.” miricale granted my friend ;)

OMG WHAT HE WAS STANDING THERE THE WHOLE TIME WITH JOHN SUFFERING LIKE THAT THE FRICK?????

that’s the end of s2! that was a much better finale than s1 and it’s definitely the best ep of the series so far. there’s a lot of exciting turns AND WHAT EVEN IS THE ENDING??? you knocked it out of the park mofftiss! i can’t wait to see what s3 has in store besides mary, drunk times and the wedding!

and to quote the blog... ‘#sherlocklives #johnwatsonlives’ ♥

#livewatch #i know it'll be a great season finale! :D #and it's the first s2 livewatch without any technical issues ;)

[lilwenney]

hello! your writing is amazing!! could you do 63 & 65 with Alex? 💖

thank u sm love :) 

You had stayed in for the night, but that didn’t mean you were safe from the nonsense that always ensued from “a night out with the lads.” Even in the comfort of your own flat, in your own bed, you were still drug into it.

Your phone vibrated against the nightstand, pulling your attention away from the telly where you were finishing up the new season of your favorite show. Pausing the show and reaching over, you read the name on the screen as clear as day; Alex.

A hefty sigh reached your lips and you accepted the call, falling back onto your mound of pillows. “Aren’t you supposed to be having the ultimate night out right now or did you just say that to try and talk me into going?” 

He laughed on the other end of the line, a kind of bubbly laugh. “Fuck, you’re funny, I love that.” He paused. “And I love you. You know. You’re such a great person and I love you.” 

Your eyes met the wall above your telly and you let out a laugh. Alex was clearly drunk, and when he was drunk, he became either two people; the one that finds everything ten times funnier and wants to dance to every song, or he becomes the touchy-lovey-drunk. 

And turns out, he was also drunk enough to order his Uber to your flat instead of his own. So you crawled out of bed at 2:30 a.m. after someone pounded on your door, and answered it to see Alex on the other side, leaning against the wall next to the lift. You silently cursed and beckoned him in, making a spot for him on the sofa with a few pillows and a blanket, and then leaving to deal with him in the morning. 

You woke him up a little past noon with a bottle of water and Advil, trying to get something in his system to combat the hangover that had him groaning and shielding his face from the sun beaming into your living room. 

“What did you all do last night?” You asked from the kitchen, making toast for the both of you. 

“We went to Fabric,” he said, voice muffled under the pillow, “and George fell off a table and Will lost his headphones and I-” he burped, “don’t know what I did, honestly. Just ended up here.” 

“Ah, so we’re just going to ignore the fact that you drunk-dialed me to tell me that you love me?” 

“Wasn’t really all that drunk,” he said and you walked into the living room, carrying two plates of food - one for you, one with just dry toast for him. 

“Then why was I the person you called?” 

Alex shrugged and moved the pillow from his face, dropping it to his chest. “You were just on my mind I guess.” You nodded, lowering down onto the adjacent chair. “I mean.. what, you’ve never thought about us?” 

You looked at him for a second, soaking in exactly what he was saying. It was something you had thought of a while back, but Alex was no longer interested in relationships, or so you thought, so you dropped it.

“Yeah, I have, but I never thought that you did.” 

“It’s been more recent, but yeah, I have been.” He admitted. This wasn’t an awkward conversation like it could have been, and you were thankful Alex was the type to let things out in the open. “So what about you? Think that’s something that could happen?” 

You laughed mid-bite of your food and nodded. “Eat your toast first, then we’ll talk, yeah?” He looked at you and smiled, shaking his head and then grabbing a piece of toast to shove in his mouth. 

#alex #blurbs

[alltheredshirtsaredead]

STAN (NEARLY) TAKES A BATH

⚠️T/W contains self harm and stan being a sad boi⚠️

They are all adults in this

Bev's pov

I was at Richies after a night out richie was a bit tipsy and I was fine. I didnt bring spare clothes someone spilt their drink on me while we were out so richie threw one of his obnoxiously bright shirts at me,

"Thanks," I laughed putting it on. Richie went to have a shower and I put the kettle on and poured myself a cup of tea. I put on Netflix and watch any random show not really paying attention. My phone started to ring and startled me, I looked down and stanley was calling me.

"Hey stan!" I answer cheerfully, a worn down Stan who look completely defeated with life looked back at me. Big black circles under his eyes and he weakly smiled at me,

"Hi bev, is that richies shirt," he asks and laughs a clearly fake laugh,

"Yeah I had to borrow one...Stan are you ok," I ask concerned, the line was quiet for a little bit when he sighed and answered,

"Bad night," he smiles a little,

"Well we all have bad nights stan just talk to us ok?" I tell him reassuringly and he nods a little, "so what's up," I ask again.

"....you guys um...like me right," he replied quietly messing with the cuffs of his sweater,

"Of course we do, Stan we love you, why would you ever think that," I ask feeling upset that our boy felt like that. He was quiet for a long time,

"Stan? Stan, I'm gonna get richie and we're gonna pick up bill, Eddie and mike and we're gonna come over ok?" I tell him,

"No, no you dont have to do that I'm ok honest," he stammered out very quickly,

"No stanley you need people around you," I tell his desperately,

"Bev it's late I dont want to bother the others eddie will be annoyed I woke him up this late," he says quietly,

"No stan eddie will not care, he cares more about you than missing a few hours sleep I can guarantee, I dont care how late it is, Ben's out of town though so he cant come I'm sorry," I tell him and he nods weakly, "stanley uris promise me you will be ok until we get there," I say getting a but upset, he nods weakly and hangs up.

"Shit," I say quietly, "Rich get out the shower we need to go to stan," I shout running up the stair and knocking on the bathroom door. Richie opens,

"Why is he ok, what's happened, bev," he says frantically,

"I'll explain in the car just get dressed and get in." I have to say I have never seen richie get ready so fast because in 10 minutes he was dressed and in the car,

"We'll get eddie, bill and mike first and then face time Ben and I'll explain then ok?" I tell him and he nods anxiously. 3 phone calls later the boys were informed and in 20 minutes they piled into the back seat and we got Ben on the phone,

"Bev? Is everything alright?" A tired looking ben answered,

"Sorry for waking you honey but this is important it's about stan, we're all in the car," I tell him and he nods looking worried they all do, "stan had a nightmare i presume and he phoned me asking if we liked him and he was very distant and you know what's happened before I want to be there this time," I tell them all, eddie and ben look worried shitless, "w-when did he call," Bill stammered out anxiously, "bout half hour ago," I reply,

"Ok guys I'm coming home right now I'll see you in an hour or so," ben tells us and we all nod.

"Call him, bev call stan," ben says and hangs up.

Richie types in the number while I'll drive and stan answers, hes in the bathroom but hes leaving quite hurriedly.

"Stan, darling, bird, we love you so so much we could never tell you how much we love you ok," richie says completely out of character. Hes not the jokey annoying comedian, hes the worried boyfriend,

"Stan say something," eddie says,

"Hi," stan says quietly, "I'm sorry guys I didnt want to wake you I dont know why I called I'm sorry," stan sounds broken,

"Stan dont be ridiculous, we are here for you 24 hours a day and 7 days a week," Bill tells him and we all nod in agreement,

"You should go, bev it's not safe to drive while on the phone," he said softly,

"No stan no dont hang up," I say frantically.

He hangs up.

"Shit bev how fast can u go," eddie says,

"I'm goning as fast as possible now, we're nearly there now," I reasure him.

Time skip

We all get out the car, I check the time, ben should be here in half an hour ish. Bill knocks on the door. You can here stan walking down his stairs and unlocking the door.

"Stan," we all sigh in relief when he opens the door.

We go to hug him and richie grabs his wrist to pull him close to us and he hisses quietly in pain. My face drops and we all go silent.

Stans pov

Not only have I dragged my partners out of their homes this late at night but now they know what I did. I'm a terrible boyfriend,

"Sorry," I whisper quietly the only one speaking. They all come inside bev and mike goes and makes a space for all of us to sleep, richie and bill start to make food and Eddie takes me to the bathroom.

Eddie's POV

We get to the bathroom. On the counter by the sink theres a dismantled razor with a bit of blood on one of the blades. Stan sees it and looks guilty and his breathing gets uneven. I sit him down on the side of the bath and sit next to him. I put my hands on the sides of his face were his scars were from that summer long ago and kiss him gently,

"Were not mad, ok, we love you, so what you need a little more help then the rest of us we will support you stan," I tell him and he nods I have no idea whether he believes a single thing I say.

"Can you take you sweater off?" I ask, he hesitates looking down again,

"If you dont let me clean them they could get infected and you dont want to end up in the hospital," I say soothingly, he nods and slowly takes his sweater off. There are 5 thin deep lines across his forearm, there deep but not deep enough to need stitches. I grab the first aid box from the medicine cabinet and take out some alcohol wipes,

"This might sting a little bit," I tell him and wipped gently over the cuts, his face remained the same, I bandaged his arm up and kissed his wrist.

"Hows your other arm?" I ask taking his other hand and looking, there was only one not as deep or as long one. I did the same to that arm and put his sweater in the wash.

"Do they hurt?" I ask him, he shakes his head I assume hes still running on the adrenaline.

"You must tell me if if you start to feel dizzy or feel like your gonna black out ok," I tell him and nods. I kiss the top of his head take his hand and we go downstairs. He grabs another sweater but I stop him, "stan give them some air ok?" He nods. The doorbell rings and stan goes to answer it,

"Ben? But your big job project," he says confused, hes right ben should be out of town for another week,

"Your more important," ben tells him. I assume ben picked him up because stan softly says,

"Hey...put me down," and ben replies with a laugh. Stan is carried in to his living room bridal style with stans head resting against his chest looking embarrassed with a red tint to his face. I whisper to ben,

"Be careful of his arms if they dont stop bleeding hes going to have to go to hospital," ben nods looking sad, last time stan went to the hospital he was admitted to a phyc ward and he didnt enjoy it. Ben sat in the middle on the couch with stan on his lap leaning against his chest. I sat down next to ben and put my arm over stan.

Mike's pov

Once me and bev set up a space were all 7 of us could sleep comfortably we came downstairs and was greeted by the smell of pizza and 3 of our boys curled up on the couch,

"Hiya ben," bev greeted him and sat on the other side of him she put her head on Ben's shoulder and put her hand in stans hair. I sat next to bev and wrapped my arm around her middle. The house was fairly quiet until

"AH SHIT!"

"Rich what did u do," a exhausted sounding bill sighed from the kitchen,

"The slices aren't even now someone's gonna had a massive piece," he laughed,

"Richie it's fine come on," bill laughed as well as they carried pizza and some garlic bread into the living room. There was an untangle of limbs and we all got food. Someone switched the telly on and we watched the news and ate quietly. Richie sat next to Eddie and bill next to richie. Stan ate very little only picking at his food and no one really forced him to eat.

Time skip

Stans pov

After they finished eating ben and beverly cleaned up and the rest of them just came closer to me and I didnt understand why. They were amazing and unique so charismatic and yet the say they love me. I lay against Mike's chest and eddie threw his arm over me. I felt so guilty, bev and richie were having a good night before I called and mike and bill were relaxing, eddie was asleep and ben had a big thing with his job and I ruiened it all. Tears poured down my face and mike just held me close. Richie said, "come on let's get to bed you guys head up I'll get bev and ben." Mike picks me up. I was too tired to complain I just didnt care anymore. We headed upstairs, eddie following close behind us. We got into the biggest room in my house were bev and mike had pushed together two mattresses and there were loads of pillows and blankets. Mike put me in the middle of the bed. I sat up,

"Eddie can u get me some pain killers?" I ask softly noticing the pain sinking in, in my arms, he nodded and went down stairs, bill came up next and got into bed he laid next to me and i put my head on his chest and his hands raked through my curls. Mike got in next pressing his chest to Bill's back and wrapping his arms round Bill's middle. Eddie came back up with the pain killers and a glass of water which I took gratefully,

"Thanks," I smiled a little and eddie smiled back. Richie came and got in next to me on the other side pulling me close to his chest eddie joined richie from behind and ben and bev squished themselves onto the end.

"I'm sorry that you all dragged yourself away from what you were doing just because of me," I say sadly I still feel like shit.

"Dont be ridiculous, we love you so much, ok, we couldn't imagine a life without you, we were so worried," Bev tells me. So they thought I was gonna try and end it all again, that wasn't the intention.

"Oh," I say feeling even worse cos I made them all worry. "I dont want to go back to sleep," I say quietly blinking back tears and trying to keep my breathing calm. "Dove it's ok to cry and you dont have to go to sleep but just stay here with us alright," bill tells me twisting one of my curls round his finger and pressed a kiss to my temple. Fat, hot tears fell down my face as I silently cried. Bill continued to play with my hair and richie drew Patterns on the top of my back and going up and and down my spine making me shiver a little which made him laugh a little. Witch in results made everyone smile a little. After a few minutes my crying stopped and we all lay if a perfect sleepy mess of limbs. I was desperately fighting sleep trying to stay awake.

"I love you stan," bev say

"I love you stan the man," richie smiles

"Love you stan," ben

"I love you stanley," bill whispers in my ear

"I love you stan your so strong," eddie

"I love you stan," mike.

I smiled a little,

"I love you guys too, so so much," I say tiredly

Bill's POV

I cradled stan and brushed my fingers through his hair. Ironically he was the first to fall asleep probably worn out from stress. I kiss his forehead and light snores come out of him. "Cute," I whisper.

"Is he asleep?" Ben asks, and I nod still admiring the sleeping man in my arms,

"Eddie how bad were they..." bev asks, eddie sighs a little,

"They were deep if we hadn't got here when we did he would of had to go back into hospital," he says sadly and we all just share a sad look and look down on the broken sleeping man.

"I just want him to be happy," richie sighs out sadly stroking the side of his face,

"I know, we all do, the best thing we can do is support him and be there for him when he needs us," I say. We're all quiet for a while all of just looking at stan,

"We should all get some sleep we've all had a tiring day we can talk to him tomorrow," mike suggested and we all agreed,

"Goodnight losers," ben said and we all nonchalantly say night in response. From there we all fell into a dreamles sleep

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[rosarios-thoughts-blog]

Examining Youth Culture

A character I identify with is Janis Ian from Mean Girls because she was PETTY. We both have the ability to hold a grunge and exact our petty revenge. Although I don’t think I have the dedication Janis has, I found many similarities between her and I. 

Janis is creative and smart. She does art and came up with the brilliant plan to ruin Regina George. She’s a caring and loyal friend but a bit of a hot head. 

 I find these qualities in myself as I consider myself creative.I started learning to sew in an attempt to up-cycle my clothes. I like doing DIY’s and am currently working on my newest project, which consists of me painting a chair, and I am also attempting to interior design my bedroom. I’ve also been told on numerous occasions that I can be a hot head and stubborn.    Some people know their flaws in character traits, for me it’s my need for petty revenge. I was raised with three older siblings and one younger one. We all share similar interests and like the same things. If one of us did something we consider fun and exciting, the rest of us would want to try it. This made me develop the mentality that we all have to have the same experience in order to be even. This mentality mutated into the idea that if I was wronged, I needed to get ‘even’ in order for it to be fair. Regina George ruined Janis Ian’s life and in Janis’s eyes in order for her to return to the favor, Janis had to ruin Regina’s life. I had a similar experience to wanting to get revenge on my brother Jeffrey. About a month ago, my mother asked me to pick up her new glasses from Walmart and I obliged. I drove to Walmart, they showed me her glasses and I took them home with me. My brother hard accompanied me on this errand, but he didn’t see my mothers’ glasses. I asked Jeffrey if he wanted to see the glasses on the car ride home and he said he would see them later since he was driving. Jeffrey then asked me “Why? Are they ugly?” And although I didn’t say yes, I didn’t say no either. The next day my mom was struggling to see something, and I asked her why she wasn’t wearing her glasses. Jeffrey then approached us and told my mom “Rosario said your glasses are ugly.” In utter disbelief I literally gasped, and my jaw dropped as he EXPOSED ME. Although an opportunity hasn’t presented itself, I am still waiting pertinently for my revenge. Similar to how Janis waited for an opportunity at revenge when and found it in Regina’s desire to be friends with Cady.

I’ve recently watched films like MID-90’s, KIDS, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, and shows like Euphoria, along with Saved By The Bell.

One of the common themes in the stories present is sexual promiscuity among youth. Sexual promiscuity is prevalent in all of the films and shows we watched In the movie Mean Girls, Regina jumped from Aaron to Shane, Aaron jumped from Regina to Cady, Gretchen appeared to have been ghosted by two different boys, Karen Smith even made out with her first cousin.

In the film MID-90’s, Fuck-shit appeared to be a chick magnet the girl Stevie was sexually involved with told him that all her friends wanted to hook up with him. Even 12-year-old Stevie had a short lived sexual relationship. The film KIDS, it was clear that all the kids were very sexually active, especially Ruby who had been with multiple sexual partners. Telly appeared to be just as sexually active since he hunted down girls to sleep with.

In Saved By The Bell, it’s clear that Slater and Zack are good with the ladies. They are both charming and suave. Zack is seen with a new girl in many of the episodes and so is Slater until he finally gets a girlfriend.

In The Breakfast Club, although they don’t talk about sex much, the audience can tell that not having sex is a big deal when John asks if Claire if she is a pristine girl and Clair feels the need to lie. In this case, when John asks Claire if she’s pristine, he’s really asking if she is a virgin.

In Euphoria, all the characters seemed to be extremely sexually active. Rue and Jules get together, Jules and Ana sleep together in New York. Maddy and Nate sleep together and with other people when they are broken up. McKay and Cassie are sexually active almost instantly. These teens appear to be more sexually active than most and go through partners as if they were all in a race to see who could sleep with more people. In reality, teens are just as sexually active and often fall in and out of love easily. I knew girls in high school that had new boyfriends every week.

Another common theme found in these stories is teens trying to fit in.

Mean Girls character Cady does a full 180 on her appearance in order to fit in with her friends, Plastics and otherwise. When Janis tells Cady to work as a spy in Regina’s friend group Cady obliges simply because they are friends. Cady then changed her appearance in order to adapt to the Plastics.

Rue from Euphoria stopped doing drugs in order to remain friends with Jules, who put that condition on their friendship. Zack From Saved By The Bell tells a college girl he is also a college student in the hopes they might date or more.

Claire goes along with everything her friends do even though she hates it because she wants to fit in and remain a popular kid.

In MID-90’s Stevie started smoking in order to fit into his group of skater friends. In KIDS, Jennie participated in drugs when she wasn’t entirely sure she wanted to but was encouraged by a friend to do so.

All these teens had some form of transformation as they struggled to fit into the groups, they desperately wanted to be a part of. The concept of teens struggling to fit in not new or far from the truth. My friend joined her school’s soccer team to fit in because everyone in her neighborhood played soccer. She continued playing for years even though she hated the sport. Her need to be friends with the kids in her neighborhood made her continue playing a sport she despised.

Lastly, a common theme found in these stories are friendship. Although all the characters in each story did fall into some form of peer pressure or struggle to fit in, they did find real friendships.

Cady, Janis, and Damian seem to have a genuine friendship as Janis made a plan to exact revenge for Regina stealing the boy that Cady liked. (plan seen in image below)

Rue and Jules are the type of friends that would do anything for each other. This was made clear when Jules peed in a bottle for Rue to pass a drug test.

The kids at detention in The Breakfast Club created a special bond as they share intimate details of their life.

In MID 90’s Stevie’s friends cared about him they way someone would for their little brother. When the kids got in a car accident, they all stayed at the hospital until they could visit him.

Zack and his friends tried to protect Kelly’s feelings when they found out her boyfriend was cheating on her because they cared about how she would react and feel.

In KIDS, Telly’s Friend let him borrow his parents’ room so that he could have sex with a girl which was something that was really important to him.

Teen' friendships are like their second family. They bond in their common struggles and passion and grow up together. People often say that you won’t remain friends with the people you go to high school with, but I disagree.  Although I did not remain friends with everyone I went to high school with, I did remain close with a few that I made my second family. Since we grew up together and share so many memories, we will always have love for each other, and that love began when we became best friends in our teenage years.

I’ve recently noticed that soundtracks can impact a film or tv series by using the music to help guide the audience on how they should feel. Shows and movies use soundtracks to let an audience know when to feel happy, sad, or scared. It can even add some drama with dramatic music. In reality tv shows, producers will often play incredibly dramatic music when two people have even the smallest fight. The music elevates the experience of the viewer, as well as enhances the effect of the emotion they are trying to convey.

In an effort to add a more comedic effect to the film Mean Girls, here are the songs I would add to the soundtrack and why: Mean Girls 1. Regina’s theme song would be the song ‘Obsessed’ by Mariah Carey because everyone in her school was obsessed with her and because she was convinced that Janis Ian was obsessed with her. 2. The plastics theme songs after they ditch Regina and temporarily name Cady the new queen bee would be the song ‘Loyal’ by Chris Brown ft Lil Wayne & Tyga. More specifically the lines “these hoes ain’t loyal” would play every time Karen Smith and Gretchen Wieners appeared on the screen. 3. Cady’s theme song when she looks at Aaron- Come And Get Your Love by Redbone

4. Cady when she gets outed as a spy in Regina’s friend group by Janis in the gym- Everybody plays the fool by The Main Ingredient 5. Cady when she is constantly reminded to join the mathletes- I Forgot that you existed 6. Cady when she saw Regina and Aaron kiss at the Halloween party- I’m Upset by Drake 7. Cady when she first saw Aaron- L-O-V-E by Nat King 8. When Karen Smith does the weather report with her boobs- Rain On Me by Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande

9. Regina five seconds after Aaron dumps her and she moved on with Shane Oman- Thank U, Next 10. After the trust fall scene, where all the gilt’s go to the gym and express their feelings and Janis’s confesses to convincing Cady to infiltrate Regina’s friend group - Look What You Made Me Do

With the playlist i made i think this would make a good “crack” youtube video. I always find those entertaining with their funny captions of scenes and updated soundtrack. 

[only-kiwi]

can you do another ari faceclaim but no one knows they’re dating until they post a wedding/engagement photo

i love using ari for these, i’m defo gonna do it more. thank you for requesting! (also let’s pretend the ‘pete’ tattoo says harry). andddd imagine y/n is like 21 so she’s a tiny bit younger than H just because why not hehe.

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yourinstagram hi. did a lil interview for u. swipe up on my story or click the link in my bio. love u.

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ynfan1 i love this hair pls keep it

ynfan2 is that... and engagement ring

harryfan1 harry liked!!!

ynfan3 y’all wildin lmao she’s 21 why would she want to be engaged

harrystyles Already seen it

yourinstagram @/harrystyles tea

harryfan2 what’s. going. on.

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harrystyles New York, we’re in you.

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harryfan3 WHO IS WE

harryfan3 WAIT Y/N’S INTERVIEW WAS IN NY

harryfan4 i saw him last night with y/n and they seemed like they were ‘together’

yourinstagram you mean to tell me you went to new york and didn’t caption this ‘new york baby always jacked up’...? disappointed but not surprised.

harrystyles @/yourinstagram I’m sorry you feel that way

ynfan4 OK FR ARE THEY DATING OR WHAT

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yourinstagram ur girl is getting hitched.

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ynfan5 WHAT THE FUCK SHE’S GOT HIS NAME TATTOOED

ynfan6 when did this HAPPEN

yourinstagram @/ynfan6 couple weeks ago

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harryfan6 how long have y’all been dating and how didn’t we know

yourinstagram @/harryfan6 ngl like two years but we wanted to keep it private for as long as possible. i’m so surprised no one caught on lol

harrystyles I love you, I can’t wait to marry you.

yourinstagram @/harrystyles i love u !!!

annetwist I’m so happy for the both of you.

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harrystyles I liked it... so I put a ring on it.

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harryfan7 TWELVE YEAR OLD ME IS SOBBING

harryfan8 that ring is huge.

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harrystyles @/yourinstagram I’m gonna have... a wife?

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yourinstagram when i was twelve i saw u on the telly with ur curly hair and high tops and thought ‘he’s cute’. for years after that i was the biggest one direction fan (as we all know by now) and i thought i’d only ever meet u in my dreams. even when my career started, i doubted u’d know who i was. a few years ago, however, u messaged me saying u loved my song and wanted to work with me. needless to say, i was shitting myself. meeting u meant to so much back then. u weren’t just someone i worked with after that, no, u became a friend. and then u became more. u treat me like a fucking queen everyday and i’ve never had that before. i’ve never really had love before. i still pinch myself every morning. i’m marrying someone i’ve adored since i was twelve. not many people get to say that. i love u, harry. i can’t wait to be your wife.

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ynfan8 who’s cutting onions

ynfan9 she’s really living every girls dream huh

liampayne This is beautiful. So happy for you!

yourinstagram @/liampayne ahh!! we miss u

harryfan9 this is the most beautiful and wholesome thing i’ve ever read

harrystyles You’re the best ever.

yourinstagram @/harrystyles :’)

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yourinstagram @/ynfan10 nineteen x

annetwist How precious! I can’t wait for the wedding

yourinstagram @/annetwist me too!

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harrystyles I met you when you were eighteen and I was twenty two. I was about to start my solo career and you just released your debut album. That day we got in the studio, I remember thinking ‘I can never be without this’. You have this energy about you that’s just so contagious and refreshing. I tried pushing my feelings aside because there was no way I was falling for an eighteen year old. I was wrong. I fell anyway, I’m falling everyday and now I’m marrying you. It took us a year to finally make it official, and thank god we did because I’m so in love with you. Thank you for sticking with me through everything. I love you.

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harryfan10 this is so cute

harryfan11 caption is cute. photo is fire.

gemmastyles I love you both

yourinstagram i’m crying

yourinstagram i love u so much

harrystyles @/yourinstagram I love you more angel x

ynfan11 i’m in tears this is beautiful

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[ask2d]

Gorillaz frontman 2D joins bassist Murdoc Niccals in an exclusive chat with fans online to answer their questions. 

Anonymous: What do you and your band mates do before a show?

Murdoc: I take a preshow shot and try to keep 2D from puking in the garbage can. It ruins the vocal cords, you know?

2D: I don’t ALWAYS puke in the garbage can, sometimes it’s in the toilets.

Anonymous: What are your favorite things to do with fans when you’re not playing shows?

Murdoc: I know this might sound a tad bit strange, given the context for when I last…did a radio show, but I’d rather fancy doing it again—the fans always seem to soak that rrrrigghhhttt up.

2D: I like doing stuff like this ‘cos they get to ask us whatever they want, it feels more personal I think. I wasn’t part of a lot of Murdoc’s pirate show since he kept me in the basement. A couple days weren’t bad, but most of ‘em were.

Murdoc: Want me to do it again, then?

2D gives Murdoc a look of confusion and slight concern.

2D: No.

Anonymous: I hear Muds is answering some questions with you! That’s pretty neat. :) Hmm, 2D, What’s the best/worst practical joke you’ve played on someone or that was played on you?

2D: One time Murdoc tipped off the bobbies and told ‘em I was the Zodiac Killer. I didn’t know what was happening at first but then they wouldn’t stop asking me questions for the next few weeks. They finally quit sometime after the SWAT team showed up, see, I think Murdoc had something to do with that too.

Murdoc clears his throat to mask a laugh.

Murdoc: I was just joshing, I thought maybe it was a good time to end it when the SWAT team showed up to take 2D away…

2D: I’m glad you didn’t let them. That was nice of you, they were scary.

Murdoc: I only didn’t let them in because I thought they were there for me.

Anonymous: alongside the album, 2D released copies of his song journal. it was very interesting seeing your process, 2D! could you elaborate on the images we see in it, and what you were feeling when you rewrote some lyrics in big text? murdoc, have the two of you gotten the chance to discuss the album with 2D?

2D taps the tips of his fingers together while his expression becomes more concentrated; he looks like he’s trying to remember something.

2D: Mmh, ya know, I think a lot of it was just me observing the world and things I seen in it. I do lots of scribbles to help me concentrate on what the subject is…I always get really distracted when I see a spider on the wall or think there’s a piece of pizza floating by my window.

Murdoc, being very blunt: The idiot couldn’t read his own lyrics, so he wrote them out bigger.

2D: This part is for me, Murdoc. I guess I just liked certains lines so I wanted to make ‘em stand out! I hope it worked.

Murdoc rolls his eyes.

2D: I actually played the album for him when he got home, ‘cos I wanted to see his reaction in person.

Murdoc shifts uncomfortably and tucks his hands underneath his armpits, while 2D bounces his leg out of nervous habit.

Murdoc: Yeah, we’ve talked about it and frankly, I’m glad something good could be made in my absence.

2D: When he said he liked it I got really shocked. With him being gone I taught myself how to be uh, a leader, and got to try being in the spotlight a lot. I liked it—for the most part. Sometimes the stage lights were too bright though. That sucked.

Niccals bites his tongue, holding something back before the next question.

Anonymous: How have things been since you returned home, Murdoc?

Murdoc: Just swell. I’ve been mostly in a comatose like state while I recover from my adventures in the mountains. Ah, but not for much longer! Gorillaz has got a hot new deal; we’re going to have our own tv show! 

2D: Yea, yea! Jamie, who directs all our videos, said he’s finally got some things under his belt.

@punpkin-314-pi: how was halloween/noodle’s birthday?

2D: Really good! I made her this playlist on Spotify and we ate her favorite Japanese candy while we watched a scary movie.

Murdoc: I made a special trip into Hell and got Noodle this cool hellfire lava lamp. She always talked about how she wanted one—or maybe she didn’t, I don’t remember.

@xxtimber-the-killerxx​: D, I don’t know what to do. I feel so alone. I just want to sit and sip my tea and play sombre music. Could I get some encouragement? I hate having to ask, but you’re my inspiration. 

2D: I love drinking tea and listening to music! Actually, I do that all the time. But it’s not a bad thing, yea? And ya see, I think that’s where you start to find that you’re not really ever alone. You’re not alone because someone will always have the same interests as you or even understand how you feel, or whatever! Sometimes, I think…I think it’s the simple things that can make us the happiest. And things don’t have to be complicated for you to enjoy it. 

Anonymous: uhhhhhhhhhhhh can i live with u guys???? also tell noodle i said hi pwease 

 Murdoc: No. 

2D immediately pulls out his cell phone and dials a number, waiting patiently as it rings. 

 2D: Hey—hey Noodle! I’m doing this interview with Murdoc and one of our fans wanted me, well us, to tell you hi. So…hi! 

Noodle, on the phone: Naze anata wa denwa shimashita ka? Watashi wa isogashī nda! Watashi wa kao no masuku o kite iruto watashi wa Katsu o nadete iru! Watashi o hottoite! Oh, Kon'nichiwa! 

“Why are you calling me? I’m busy! I’m wearing a face mask and petting Katsu! Leave me alone–oh, hi!!!”

 2D, silent for a moment: She said, uh…her and Katsu say hi. 

 Murdoc: I thought she said something about cutlets… 

 2D: Oh, I wanna talk about cutlets. 

Anonymous: for Murdoc and 2D: aaaaah can I kiss both of you, you guys are so cutteeee ❣️💋 

Murdoc: You’ll cream yourself 2D—am I allowed to say that? Will that be off the books? No? Yeah, alright, what I said still stands, and we don’t want you making an absolute buffoon of yourself right? 

 2D: …I’m not gonna jizz myself. 

Anonymous: Tell us a story from Jamaica!

2D: When did we go to Jamaica again?

Murdoc: Oh, oh! I’ve got one that will really get you rolling! I was wasted and it was blistering hot outside, right? Well-Well, there was this really friendly Jamaican man chatting 2D and me up and…er…uh…mmmgh…why don’t you take the reins, D?

2D: Uh…all I can recall is Murdoc talking about a freesome and getting his nipple twisted by the Jamaican guy.

Murdoc: Threesome. But, yes, that was uh…the highlights.

Murdoc: My face has a date with destiny, I’ll see you on the big screen, or I suppose, just bigger because I’ll be on the telly…and not the movie screen—you remember, our movie got scrapped. 

2D: Uhh, yea, whatever he just said. Thank you! Cheery-bye!

#more questions under the read more! #gorillaz #2d gorillaz #murdoc gorillaz #murdoc niccals #event ; in-conversation