#thank god for the bomb ( deidara ; needlcss )

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Starter for @needlcss

He can't get the image out of his mind.

Sasuke walking away, completely unscathed, from Orochimaru's bedroom. The blood that stained their walls, their floor, their bed. His Lord - no, his closest friend - horrifically torn to pieces by the very supposed vessel whose Sharingan they were meant to steal.

Despite the recently formed memories he's mentally subjected to, Kabuto moves quickly, making sure he isn't followed, and yet desperately traveling towards the abode of a certain artist he's come to know.

" ... Deidara? Are you here?" Kabuto's shaking as he knocks, hoping to get some comfort, maybe even a solution, from the only other friend he has left in this world. "Please let me in. I need to talk to you."

#needlcss #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #hey there to my future self ( queue ) #spectres of plague and pain ( kabuto yakushi ) #the ninjas are deadly and silent ( v ; naruto ) #thank god for the bomb ( deidara ; needlcss )

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Tag Dump

Relationships, Pt. 2

#list of tags #from here to eternity ( kabuto x orochimaru ) #tomorrow and today ; beside you all the way ( orochimaru ; vipcridae ) #she was sent here from heaven and she's daddy's little girl ( ari ; earthssprout ) #please say my name ; remember who i am ( kabuto and nono ) #i thought that i knew all the moons but then you pulled me back to one ( octavia and stolas ) #and when you're scared i'll be right here ( octavia and stella ) #i wonder what it is i feel for you ( naruto ; ramenthings ) #there's nothing you can ask that i won't do ( victor ; britishpokechap ) #stand by my side and we'll make it through ( guzma's pokemon ) #i'll keep you warm ( leni ; aiitherios ) #thank god for the bomb ( deidara ; needlcss ) #i wanna see you be brave ( faye's pokemon ) #some see crazy where i see love ( discord x fluttershy ) #lean on me when you're not strong ; and i'll be your friend ; i'll help you carry on ( mane six ) #'til death do us part ; but we're already past that phase ( alastor x angel ) #you're one of a kind ; a charming demon belle ( alastor x charlie )

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Unprompted - Always Accepting 

@needlcss​ asked: "Hey there's a really sharp pain my abdomen, can you help me, hm?" - Deidara to Kabuto

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Kabuto beckons towards an examination table. “Sit down. I want to make sure it’s not your appendix, so please tell me whether it’s on the left or right side.” 

#needlcss #thank god for the bomb ( deidara ; needlcss ) #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #spectres of plague and pain ( kabuto yakushi ) #the ninjas are deadly and silent ( v ; naruto ) #i guess i really just wanted to talk to you ( answered asks ) #hey there to my future self ( queue )

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Send 💭 for a thought my muse has had about yours - Accepting

@needlcss​ asked: 💭 - Deidara

“Does Deidara mind living alone? I’d offer him a place to stay in Otogakure, but I couldn’t guarantee that Orochimaru-sama wouldn’t try to persuade him to join our forces, and I think he likely wouldn’t appreciate that ... ”

#needlcss #thank god for the bomb ( deidara ; needlcss ) #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #spectres of plague and pain ( kabuto yakushi ) #the ninjas are deadly and silent ( v ; naruto ) #i guess i really just wanted to talk to you ( answered asks )

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Presents! - Accepting

@needlcss​ asked: "Hey here." Deidara hands Kabuto a pair of new comfy house slippers and a hot meal (grilled trout over white rice). "I didn't know what else to get, hm. So I cooked." - Deidara to Kabuto

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“Oh! Thank you so much. You didn’t have to get me anything, you know,” Kabuto says, though of course he gratefully accepts Deidara’s gift. “This trout looks delicious, and I have been in the market for a new pair of slippers. I appreciate your generosity.”

After he speaks, however, Kabuto suddenly disappears. He can be heard busying himself with his dresser, pulling out a wrapped package from where it’s been hidden away before presenting it to his friend. 

“Here! I tried my hand at making you something from clay. I know it’s not as good as yours, you being the artist and all, but I wanted to give it a solid effort anyway.”

#spectres of plague and pain ( kabuto yakushi ) #needlcss #thank god for the bomb ( deidara ; needlcss ) #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #the ninjas are deadly and silent ( v ; naruto ) #i guess i really just wanted to talk to you ( answered asks )

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Unprompted - Always Accepting

@needlcss​ asked: "I keep sneezing, did you kick up some dust, hm?" - Deidara for Kabuto

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“Not that I’m aware of. Perhaps you’re coming down with something, Deidara ... Would you like me to take a look?” 

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@needlcss​ asked: "This might come off as a stupid question but, who the heck or what the heck is a ' santa ' ? Never really found out, hm." - Deidara

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“He’s just part of a story that parents tell their children around Christmas time. Allegedly, if you’re well-behaved, he gives you presents, and if you aren’t, he gives you coal. Of course, Santa always had Mother’s handwriting, and once I was made into a Shinobi, I didn’t get a thing, so ... Well. Let’s just say I learned rather quickly that he was nothing more than a child-friendly lie.” 

#needlcss #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #spectres of plague and pain ( kabuto yakushi ) #i guess i really just wanted to talk to you ( answered asks ) #the ninjas are deadly and silent ( v ; naruto ) #thank god for the bomb ( deidara ; needlcss )

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Unprompted - Always Accepting 

@needlcss​ asked: "I don't know what I'm going to do for Christmas this year. Maybe nothing, like the years before. You have any plans?" - Deidara to Kabuto

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“Oh, not at all. I don’t celebrate any holidays.”

Such a choice on the doctor’s part hadn’t always been his preference, of course. For when Kabuto lived in the orphanage with Nono, Urushi, and the rest of the orphans and caretakers, he very much enjoyed such celebrations - he enjoyed feeling like part of a family. 

“Of course, you’re welcome to stop by Otogakure if you don’t want to be alone. Orochimaru-sama won’t object to giving me some time off. Actually, I might even cook something for the three of us, if I can get the entire day free.” 

#needlcss #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #the ninjas are deadly and silent ( v ; naruto ) #spectres of plague and pain ( kabuto yakushi ) #i guess i really just wanted to talk to you ( answered asks ) #thank god for the bomb ( deidara ; needlcss )