#tf.

[ummmitsnotken]

bro why are so many ppl writing taboo incest fics in the damn leon tag 😭 you niggas are genuinely WEIRD idc. take ts to your therapist or sum cause yall definitely need one...

like why are y'all weird, why can't we just come on here and be silly🙎🏽‍♀️ like now i gotta wish DEATH on yew.

#leon s kennedy x reader #tf. #if you like ts you're blocked idc💀 #why do you ppl wanna fuck your own family members I DONT GET IT #ken's silly rant ❤︎

[megabuild]

me explaining minecraft youtube drama to my brother: so then a lot of dsmp fans ended up moving onto qsmp, which was made by quackity

my brother, nodding sagely: he died

me: and the gimmick is th- he what?

#mine #tf.

[osachiyo]

thinking of making a carrd for my about me but I remember they were so DAMN hard for me to make ugh

#chiyoh talks ☆ #like the tuts on yt are like 5-8 mins #bitch it takes me 5-8 HOURS to make #tf. #im prolly not gonna make one #too much work 😪

[swan-orpheus]

Crosshair in The Bad Batch was me filing my taxes fr.

Them (i.e. the Federal Govt): there's going to be another fine...

Me: I filed single and 0, you have got to be f******g kidding me.

#personal #sw the bad batch spoilers #sw the bad batch #death and taxes #if i had not had that credit #for student loan interest #i would owe a bit #but the state is giving me a a not small refund #what on earth?? #this is wild #the point is that you fill out your w-9 correctly #you file accordingly #and things should even out #you should not owe much or get back much #tf. #this freaking country #...

[carltonlassie]

#tf. #timothy omundson #is someone a proper leo without a flowing mane? no.

[angelsaxis]

If my job paid me more I'd be able to be of more use to these funds for Palestinians. This is all by design. Restaurant industries paying below minimum wage and expecting you to make up the difference off tips, and then scheduling everyone part time, should be illegal.

#angel posts #and this isnt even a low down small company no #it's very popular #this is so frustrating #trying to figure out how i can monetarily help #and havign yo CHOOSE btw one vulnerable family and another #bc i get paid in tips #tf.

[blossom-hwa]

I go back to uni tmrw and I can’t really wrap my head around the fact that this is my last semester

#lina talks #nas #which also means this is my last real winter break 🤯 #sorry I keep posting abt it I’m just. very nervous for what comes next #like I spent 16 years in school #which is just. school. #like obv hs is different from middle school which is different from elementary which is different from uni #but it’s school. #and now you tell me I need to be a functional adult???? in society??? #with a JOB????? #tf. #anyway that’s my little freak out #logically I know I’ll be fine I have a job I have savings I’ll live #and I am very lucky to have those things #it’s just. oough. scary #adulting……

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

#text post #sex work is normal its not dirty or criminal why are we still freaking tf out ove this

[sugas6thtooth]

#free palestine #free gaza #gaza #palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #pray for palestine #genocide #speak tf up!! #ethnic cleansing #israel #israel terrorist forces #ceasefire #permanent ceasefire #america #usa

[lollytea]

#i tagged a post like this as Selma and i dont think anybody know what tf i meant #i think about this scene often

[cadriona]

So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter

(amazon link where its 50% off as of May 8th: https://www.amazon.com/This-How-You-Lose-Time/dp/1534430997/)

(more up to date version here because holy fuck did this escalate)

#this is how you lose the time war #trigun #how tf do i tag this post #twitter posts #funny #images #if this is how a hugo author gets into trigun i will break a kidney laughing #tagging as trigun because bigolas dickolas wolfwood is a primarily trigun account #and for the vash pic ig

[kcscribbler]

Tired of the angst, now manifesting this attitude from Crowley when Aziraphale shows up next in S3:

"SuPrEmE aRcHaNgeL AzIRaPhAle"

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #go2 #how tf does this have notes who are you people??

[neonpigeons]

already there. i'm doing my part 🫡

#do the bare minimum every day. tf. fuck capitalism #ari speaks

[ebonyheartnet]

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

#peter b parker #peter parker #ebony writes the thing #word girl #how tf did I forget to tag that smh #into the spider verse #also forgot to tag THAT ffs 🤦🏽 #anyways. Miles and the other spider stumbled upon recordings of college!Peter B Parker. and uh. #this man is getting dragged across the multiverse lol. but he did in fact Ace his exams.

[txttletale]

bilionaires are so cool. this guy founded venmo by the way

#tattletxt #heard about this on TF and had to go look it up for myself. whats going on

[chaosandmarigolds]

Simon Riley! who isn't traditional in the gross way but in the he wants to protect you and make sure you don't feel like you have to provide for yourself, he wants to be a safety net, something to rely on

Simon Riley! Who made it a point to buy your dream house as soon as you were married,

Simon Riley! Who didn't expect houses to require so...much...work

"Baby! The water won't turn off?"

"The fuck you mean it won't turn off just-" Simon grumbled as he dropped the moving box and walked into the kitchen, grabbing the handle of the faucet and trying to pull it, only for it to come flying off. Leaving him dumbfounded and you a giggling disaster.

Simon Riley! Who likes handy man tasks as much as the next guy but the people at the store are beginning to know his name

Simon Riley! Who didn't have a dad to teach him some stuff like plumbing and whatnot so he calls Price

"Oi, Cap-"

"She came to her senses and ran away, yeah?"

"No...I need you to tell me ho' to turn off th' water."

Simon Riley! Who does know how much you love watching him do yard work but doesn't dwell because these godddamn weeds-

Simon Riley! Who loves nothing more than watching you paint the walls of the house, finds it like to be a scene of a movie and it would be a lie if the reality was much better than the cinema

Simon Riley! Who hates facebook because you would randomly send him across the city because you found an old China cabinet you thought would be perfect

Simon Riley! Who doesn't care how his buddies tease him about becoming a domestic civilian so soon, because he would happily fix a thousand houses if it meant a thousand more years with you

(Comments and feedback make my day! annnd yeah that's it <3 )

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