Swear to god, I’ve never wanted to kick two men harder in the dick that I do with Alec D’Urberville and Angel Clare from Tess of the D’Urbervilles.
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reading tess of the d'urbervilles. i hate this guy so much its unreal
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If ever a girl looked as if she had been made of roses, that girl was her.
George Eliot, Adam Bede (1859)
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there’s a new norton critical edition……………
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Hot Vintage Stage Actress Round 1
Minnie Maddern Fiske: Tess Durbeyfield in Tess of the d'Urbervilles (1902 Broadway); Becky Sharpe in Becky Sharpe (1904 Broadway); Madame Sand in Madame Sand (1917 Broadway)
Hilda Trevelyan: Wendy in Peter Pan (1904 West End); Maggie Wylie in What Every Woman Knows (1908 West End); Jane Thing/Cinderella in A Kiss for Cinderella (1916 West End)
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Minnie Maddern Fiske:
mrs fisssskkkeee. girls who love animals are hot amd thats a Proven fact. sorry am a lil tipsy rn but i just love her
Hilda Trevelyan:
The original Wendy in Peter Pan! She played the role off and on for seven seasons and became one of J.M. Barrie's muses.
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When Tess Durbeyfield is driven by family poverty to claim kinship with the wealthy D’Urbervilles and seek a portion of their family fortune, meeting her ‘cousin’ Alec proves to be her downfall. A very different man, Angel Clare, seems to offer her love and salvation, but Tess must choose whether to reveal her past or remain silent in the hope of a peaceful future.
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She philosophically noted dates as they came past in the revolution of the year. Her own birthday, and every other day individualized by incidents in which she had taken some share.
She suddenly thought, one afternoon, that there was another date, of greater importance than all those; that of her own death; a day which lay sly and unseen among all the other days of the year, giving no sign or sound when she annually passed over it; but not the less surely there. When was it?
— Tess Durbeyfield (character), written by Thomas Hardy, 'Tess of the d'Urbervilles'
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anything: happens
tess durbeyfield: what if i killed myself
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so glad the notes clarified this i thought tess rode up to trantridge in a fucking Citroen Relay
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I sometimes think of fictional characters who just seem to have the worst luck possible. They act with agency, but the author is out to get them and everything which could go wrong does. They just never have a good moment. For example, Tess Durbeyfield from Tess of the d'Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy, or Catlyn Stark from A Song of Ice and Fire by George RR Martin. At some point it becomes almost funny, because it's so ridiculous that this could happen. My number one unlucky girly is Sephy Hadley from the Noughts and Crosses series. Across five books my good bitch:
1- deals with her alcoholic mother
2- is nearly killed in a terrorist attack
3- gets kidnapped
4- is raped (she and the narrative don't consider it rape, but I have reservations)
5- watches her kidnapper/rapist/boyfriend die
6- sees her sister get stabbed
7- receives a letter from her dead kidnapper/rapist/boyfriend telling her how much he hates her, right after she had his baby (Callie)
8- develops post-natal depression
9- nearly kills Callie after a mental breakdown (unsurprising, really)
10- Callie is groomed by a terrorist
11- Sephy's mother gets breast cancer
12- Sephy's mother takes the material intended for Callie to use as a suicide bomb and instead blows herself up
13- Sephy's daughter Callie is shot and spends several weeks unconscious and in hospital
14- Sephy is blackmailed an extorted by a gang member from the gang who shot Callie
15- Sephy's husband is killed in a hit-and-run orchestrated by her ex-boyfriend
16- Sephy's son (with her dead husband) is abducted by her daughter's ex-boyfriend's baby mama
17- Sephy's daughter's ex-boyfriend (falsely) accuses Sephy of murder
18- Sephy tries to rescue her son from a car bomb but is shot and killed
anyway poor Sephy :(
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People who don’t like the character of Tess Durbeyfield are the biggest red flags to me.
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By the “escapism vs an exact mirror of the evils of contemporary society” dichotomy, Thomas Hardy novels are escapist because Tess Durbeyfield’s experiences with sexism/classism/rape culture/etc. are unlikely to match 1:1 with a modern reader’s.
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types of girls, heroines of classic literature edition
anna karenina: flair for the dramatic, still reads children's books, always drinks tea with her cake, looks fantastic in velvet, gets excited when it snows
cosette: bakes sweets for her friends, the nicest person in any room, owns too many heart shaped lockets, wears pink blush every day, still enjoys milk and cookies, would do anything for those closest to her
holly golightly: always sleeping, takes taxis everywhere, never lets her emotions show, more issues than vogue, only wears ballet flats, regularly has champagne for breakfast, collects perfume ads, loves the rain
daisy buchanan: takes bubble baths, wears a lot of sparkly headbands, always drives over the speed limit, constantly flirting, can't make decisions on her own, wears pink all the time, confetti in her hair
isabel archer: loves old bookstores, owns more than one beret, eats french pastries at coffee shops, too busy to date, passionate about literature and history, intensely american but secretly wants a british accent
marguerite gautier: likes glittery makeup, has a season pass to the ballet, keeps bonbons in her evening bag, has a charge account at all the best boutiques, owns pink silk bed sheets, keeps too many perfume bottles on her vanity table, writes love letters exclusively in french
emma bovary: sits around in lingerie and cries, always falling in love, watches too many black-and-white films from the 1940s, keeps a diary, survives on rose macarons, would rather be in paris
tess durbeyfield: always in a silk hair ribbon, looks like a sweetheart but will definitely kill you, stress baker, only wears pastel shades, eats frosting out of the tube, has a heart of gold and tons of girl friends
catherine barkley: hopeless romantic, long shiny hair, eats dessert first, stronger than she looks, loves being kissed, wears extravagant nightgowns, saves perfumed love letters, only wants to be with her boyfriend and a few close friends, loves europe, smells like cinnamon
natasha rostova: wants to be a ballerina inside a snowglobe, reads a lot of fairy tales, has snowflakes on her eyelashes, secretly twirls in ball gowns in front of her bedroom mirror, always laughing
estella havisham: signature look of liquid eyeliner and red lipstick, wants to be alone, frosty brunette, has a closet full of louboutins, drinks a glass of wine every night, too sarcastic for her own good
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types of girls, heroines of classic literature edition.
anna karenina: flair for the dramatic, still reads children's books, always drinks tea with her cake, looks fantastic in velvet, gets excited when it snows
cosette: bakes sweets for her friends, the nicest person in any room, owns too many heart shaped lockets, wears pink blush every day, still enjoys milk and cookies, would do anything for those closest to her
holly golightly: always sleeping, takes taxis everywhere, never lets her emotions show, more issues than vogue, only wears ballet flats, regularly has champagne for breakfast, collects perfume ads, loves the rain
daisy buchanan: takes bubble baths, wears a lot of sparkly headbands, always drives over the speed limit, constantly flirting, can't make decisions on her own, wears pink all the time, confetti in her hair
isabel archer: loves old bookstores, owns more than one beret, eats french pastries at coffee shops, too busy to date, passionate about literature and history, intensely american but secretly wants a british accent
marguerite gautier: likes glittery makeup, has a season pass to the ballet, keeps bonbons in her evening bag, has a charge account at all the best boutiques, owns pink silk bed sheets, keeps too many perfume bottles on her vanity table, writes love letters exclusively in french
emma bovary: sits around in lingerie and cries, always falling in love, watches too many black-and-white films from the 1940s, keeps a diary, survives on rose macarons, would rather be in paris
tess durbeyfield: always in a silk hair ribbon, looks like a sweetheart but will definitely kill you, stress baker, only wears pastel shades, eats frosting out of the tube, has a heart of gold and tons of girl friends
catherine barkley: hopeless romantic, long shiny hair, eats dessert first, stronger than she looks, loves being kissed, wears extravagant nightgowns, saves perfumed love letters, only wants to be with her boyfriend and a few close friends, loves europe, smells like cinnamon
natasha rostova: wants to be a ballerina inside a snowglobe, reads a lot of fairy tales, has snowflakes on her eyelashes, secretly twirls in gowns in front of her bedroom mirror, always laughing
estella havisham: signature look of liquid eyeliner and red lipstick, wants to be alone, frosty brunette, has a closet full of louboutins, drinks a glass of wine every night, too sarcastic for her own good
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