#terlet

[shiftythrifting]

It's time to put away the resin.

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #terlet #huh #resin #shiftylisting

[homuku]

ate all my ham

can you feel it moving inside of you

#terlet #joey.

[not-those-kids]

some of yall never taught kids or interacted with them for longer than ten seconds and especially in very large groups

#yes lets let the impulsive children in a room full of ppl their age make their own decisions all the time! #authoritarianism is bad #guidance is good #i let my kids use the bathroom #and i know theyre doing fuck all and going to the terlet to look at their phones #but like #sometimes #managing a classroom of thirty or so kids #means i have to say no sometimes #im sorry if that makes me authoritarian or whatever #ria talks #teaching #i tried the whole let them do whatever route and mostly it just makes shit unbearable to teach in so yeah sorrrrryyy gotta have classroom #management :P #that means saying no sometimes even to simple requests bc i got thirty other kids to watch

[ratmistressrat]

the z

#anytime someone writes something like “prablem” or “terlet” i instinctively read it in coach zs voice #artbyjam #homestar runner #h*r

[sillayangel]

romantic dinner with plushie pajama man. im so nervous!

#cyan's #lethal company #important info: plushie pajama man is sitting on a terlet

[skeletalheartattack]

#fabulous friendshow #discord ooc #discord out of context #for context as to what every line and colour means #red is walls. green are doorways (from bedrooms and a hallway) purple is the terlet. yellow is the bath. blue is an important doorway #the sink would be on the bottom left of the room but i ran out of colours #anyway i had just gotten done doing some chores and i sat down and was like #''wow my friends really had a Sims optimal bathroom layout'' #no longer would sims that need to take their bladder out on the potty be shoo'd out by a bathgoer. and vice versa #i feel like this has probably been figured out by sims players but ive always had my potty and tub in the same room

[briarpatch-kids]

Having a spouse who is also your friend means you can sleepover voice ask silly questions every night because they're always sleeping next to you.

#i told him about my desire for a fancy terlet plaque

[krunkidile]

“Third Eye” is a Funny book I Wrote

Third Eye is a story about a bad-brain-good-boy named Nick who preforms a ritual to summon a chaotic-stupid succubus named Selena to his home, offering his soul in exchange for her services. Usually that would include pounding butts, and getting butt-pounded with extreme prejudice and maximum torque, but this dude was like, “yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard about video games?”

Somehow that begins a batshit stupid chain of events that leads them to become the bestest of friends who explore the many confusing, obtuse, thrilling, and delicious parts of human and demon life.

So yeah, I done wrote a book. It seemed like the next logical step in my creative works since I’ve only been making things with assets other people created from IPs that other people started. I really wanted to make a story that was my own so.. here it is;

A hundred-and-something page’d book about spaghetti and jokes about balls.

If you’d like to read it you can download the first book on Gumroad. It’s pay what you want so you can get it for free or whatever you think is fair.

And if you really like it, you can join the Patreon for the book. There's a bunch of posts about lore and world building exclusive to it, as well as the full version of an unhinged presentation on anime waifus I did to prove I know how to do good character design.

Speaking of, that’s what I’m trying to crowdfund with the Patreon. Aside from being able to pay bills, support is planned to be used to fund character design commissions and illustrations to give the books that “this isn’t just a bunch of dumb fuckin’ words, males ages 15-24. We got them fat demon tiddies, and dumbass good boys fer you to look at too!”

So if you thought any of the stuff where I wrote dialogue were good or just like my work you’d probably like this.

I will say though, this is an ADULT comedy. It’s not porn, there’s no turbo gore or hyper violence, and there’s no depictions of monstrous, heinous shit. But there are many fuck words, some word-based body horror, and there are many jokes about how sex is weird and goofy. Selena is a sex worker, and she may or may not spend an entire chapter writing erotic fan fiction about characters in a game she just heard about.

So you know, 18+ only and all that.

But please, read the book and hopefully enjoy it. I am being very vulnerable letting you read my secret diary, so please be nice and don’t make fun of my butt.

#novel #writing #original writing #Writeblr #OCs #I don't remember how to do tags in tubimbo am i doing this right #man I wish I had more than a picture of satan poopin' on a terlet for this.

[garfieldfan032]

It’s shitty hands and hastily made drawings today boys

It’s just a quick redraw sorry about not posting any art in a couple days!!! I was gonna post art sooner,but the drawings weren’t turning out right at first, and then my childhood dog died on Friday

so yeah the lack of motivation lately has been crazy but I should be posting more art soon, I might even post some more cec fanart wink wink

#art #artists on tumblr #my art #my oc #mama mia #help #i make art #please help me #pls #Hehe flushed them down the terlet

[facebookargumentasmr]

Guys I don't think I can relate to my old life-hating posting era. Guys I think I am happy?

#KNOCK ON WOOD KNOCK ON WOOD KNOCK ON WOOD #its only been a month now but like #i havent had to clean shit stains off the terlet seat nor peepee off the floor #genuinely i love living wiht someone clean its jarring anf amazing at the same time

[shiftythrifting]

thought I was scrolling through your blog when I saw this frankly, but no it was really on my Facebook marketplace. I have so many questions

#shiftythrifting #thrifting #submission #they are wild and free now #nature is healing #bedpans #terlet #shiftylisting

[shopcat]

this guys just like would you love me if i was a tapeworm

#🐾 #xflb #i feel kind of bad for him he was just like i'm going to hide in this terlet and then he got sucked into a pipe 😭😭

[nomaishuttle]

i wishi could take a showr withiut all of it being. in my face you know

#thats why ive gotten worse with showers again is bc i have to . go you know where and it makes me panic spiral #rly judt being in the main house At all has been making me panic spiral . unless its in the cat bathroom bc thats also my bathroom* #*just a sink and terlet lol #i have to go in his room to showe and im only allowed to do it from 8-9 otherwise i have to ask permission and he isnt even home until like #11. ik bc he always comes home right when im trying to go to sleep and it makes me start panickjng #i fucking. i joke and i jest but i rly truly cannot keep living like this im ngl to you everysingle day i feel less and less like an actual #person. LOL!!!! #n today i lost track of time n i went to shower at like 905 and im terrified hes gonna find out somehow andnim gonna be evicted i cant keep #doing thid giys. lord

[tenorbug]

I'm not one to be pissed on, but who am I to deny someone who wants to imbibe on my golden stream?

#things i said in Nick's stream today #but truly #if you want to guzzle... guzzle away #otherwise it's just going in the terlet

[smilesessions66]

#ween #bruh they in the terlet

[badgraph1csghost]

what's this jargle?

#sounds like a terlet if you ask me