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SG1
Season 4 episode 12
"TANGENT"
Notes by me
- tealc going on missions alone? They fully trust him now. He is officially 100% an earth adoptee I dont make the rules
- a new airplane!
- fancy airplane my bad
- every time Sam starts getting too complicated with her explanations and someone interrupts her to say she isnt speaking English or whatever is literally just an excuse for the writers to come up with whatever plotline they want and not explain it
Which is fine. More bat shit plot lines for me
- the triumphant music
- jacks "wahoo!" This airplane has 100% Wahoo factor
- "sorry sir I got caught up in tealcs enthusiasm"
- when Sam says they can kill a mother ship with this airplane and hammond smiles like this
- auto pilot said space or bust. Maybe its an AI? Wouldnt put it past Sam to accidently invent Ais
- "tealc wouldnt do this intentionally" AHDKDKSBSKW DANIEL DEFENDING HIS BESTIE
- "cheyenne, we have a problem"
- apophis: this is your pilot speaking. Pls keep all hands and feet inside the space craft at all times. The peanuts and ginger ale are NOT complimentary . our flight will take us past Saturn so make sure you have your cameras out! Oh and you will run out of air and slowly die a horrible death in the vastness of space. Thank you for choosing apophis airlines. God of chaos out ✌
- love booby traps bc it has the word boobies in it
- X301 is the name of the aircraft if youre interested in that sort of thing
- AHA! tealc just said they had no use for booby traps bc there had never been a traitor before him!! Proof he is the first jaffa defector
- them just floatin in space
- jupiter!!!!
- "we are incapable of nudging"
- love davis being here btw love him
- this is so stressful im streSSED
- tealcs lack of emotion is stressing me out too
- mission failed :(
- jupiter so pretty what the fuck. Why dont we live on HER
- daniel kinda useless in this ep sorry bro youre taking a back seat this time lol
- anise talking in codes and Daniel not even noticing and getting mad at her😌 we stan a dumbass
- Sam's black outfit can step on me
- Sam and Daniel by themselves 💜 on a mission to save their besties💜💜💜
- when their hiding in the bushes and the rings transport them right into the ship you guys are so bad at this
- that shot of Sam protecting Daniel I'm swooning
- JACOB!!!!!
- when he starts yelling at them
- hhmmm dont like that
- not having our own ships really sucks ass btw
- ok as soon as sam mentions Jack and tealc are in danger jacob said Say No More
- "ive already done that freezing to death thing" ice cave flashbacks
- tealc offering to go into kelnoreem to conserve air for Jack I'm slipping im losing my grip
- "we are brothers"
"Back at ya"
- I'm crying this is the end of me
- "if we are to die... we die well"
- hyper space for the big ship is really cool
- obligatory star trek reference
- Jack sad he doesnt have anyone to talk to
- will they get to them in time?? WILL THEY???
- when Jacob says that the human race is a baby compared to the tokra and Sam goes thru the five stages of rage
- why would they leave Daniel in charge of deception this is not gonna go well
- "whod you say you were?"
"Uh....the great and powerful Oz"
The Great And Powerful Oz Potter, you were named after the dumbest thing Daniel Jackson ever did-
- the way jack said "carter!" When he saw her 😭
- *throws a pen at tealcs head*
- "did you know your ships bigger than ours???"
- THE MUSIC🔥🔥
- when they get beamed and immediately keel over
- MVP Jacob carter!!!! (And selmak)
- when the sgc hear that theyre all alive and they all start cheering and throwing shit. A mountain family
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Jack Oniell whump: slow speech, fatigue, passing out, unconscious, lack of oxygen making his brain fuzzy(played for laughs)
Tealc whump: fatigue, unconscious
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SG1
Season 4 episode 21
"DOUBLE JEOPARDY"
Notes by me
- uh daniels hair is long again???
- when the guy says that he knows them. My kids got a rep ayyyy 🤙
- bro I doubt theyve met you
- Jack just gets up and walks away and nobody notices????
- tealcs cheek muscles jumping out of pure rage
- daniels hair is bothering me. Doesnt he have it short for the rest of the series??? Why would they have it long for one ep
- this guy has the BIGGEST crush on cronos and his wife is literally helping the rebels
- DIRECTED BY MICHEAL SHANKS
- "he called me major" ????? Is this another dimension of sg1 wheres shes still a captain??? She did say the realities overlap
- cronos looks like my homophobic aunt
- uuhhhh he brought up killing tealcs dad thats it someone hold my beer
- hello what the hell is going on
- he gives Jack a lil shake of his head. I'm going to jump off a cliff
-uuhhhh Daniel just got his head BLASTED off????? and he closed his eyes to accept it
- FUCKIN!!!!! ROBOTS!!!!
- that makes sense actually. He said there were two of them and Sam said something about 8 hrs earlier and i remember they cant leave the planet for a very long time
- ALSO this means I was right. Robot Jack didnt bury the gate and someone owes me MONEY
- I guess the robot duplicates are in trouble this should be fun! TWICE the fun haha get it
- actually now that i think about robot Daniel accepting death is really on point for the character bc he would be really depressed about not being able to go home and continue his work. Plus he would have all of OG daniels mental health issues. Maybe he felt there was nothing to live for...no sha're.....lost all his research.....all his possessions.....his house.....his job. I'm depressed now
- KOMTRAYA
- jacks like no please anyone but him
- "what are you" robots!!!
- Sam said she built a portable charger for the robots in their chests but then why did robot Sam say they only had 8 hrs?
- "what is it that you do?"
PLEASE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW
- they ignored the question and im about to throw my phone out the window
- what do they have on their resumes??? "Space Shit"
- "your robot counter part is equally as good at following orders as you are"
- daniels not in this one I guess. Michael shanks had to be behind the camera the whole time to Direct
- they're not gonna HELP?? Arent you guys suppossed to protect the planets you liberate or do you just drop them when your done with them? Bitches
- P3X729
- Jack taking them down from the bushes likes a ninja
- "your the Other PAL"
Jack on Jack violence
- robot Jack sad about robot Daniel :(
- whos this lady in all black with the worst lipstick
- "what the hell you think your doing?"
"What you do.....only BETTER"
Robot Jack petty as fuck I love him
- confirmation Jack gets embarrassed when he does something wrong
- "come on fly boy!!" Guys....guys this isnt gonna help *scuffling in the backround*
- Jack 1 has Jack 2 in a headlock, ref is starting the countdown
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- "sirs!" Sam is done with your SHIT
- who would win a fight. Jack or Jack
- "its not like you havnt lied to yourself before" ooooooohhhhhhhh snap
- "I so own you" aldjsjdjdjd
- FINALLY they are saving the planet like they SHOULD
- daniels lovely decapitated body on the table is a bit unappetizing
- this is like the 3rd version of Daniel that is dead btw
- "this kinda thing happens to us all the time" Sam has had a rough life
- they can communicate with their brains??? You cant tell me they didnt fall in love and become poly
- "its simple....." I seriously thought she was gonna finish the sentence with You shove it up your ass
- robot Jack can take a hit!
- several hits
- is he dying
- "got gas" has just gonna let one rip and he'll be fine
- robot tealc came here to FIGHT
- shooting him not gonna work you gotta get close and rip his arms off
- its always fun when they listen to me
- robot Sam starting a bomb like a bad bitch
- ah for fucks sake when will cronos DIE
- TEALC TEAM WORK
- "for our father"
- and all the robots are dying ??? This isnt fair
- robot Jack is the last one left oh god
- "are we still so far from real to you?"
"No......i guess not"
- he gave up. U know he probably didnt think there was any point in living if he didnt have his team with him
-this ep ripped my heart out I'm prepared to sue
~
Robot tealc whump: hands tied,manhandled, forced kneeling electric pain?, shot, noises, fought, death
Robot Jack whump: shot by zat, passed out, shot in arm and leg and side, "bleeding" out, death
Robot Sam whump: hands tied,manhandled, forced kneeling, electric pain? , forces hand thru force shield (painful), cut on cheek revealing circuitry, death
Robot Daniel whump: hands tied, manhandled, forced kneeling, executed, decapitated by staff blast, death
Original tealc whump: staff blast, fought with cronos
🤓no glasses!Daniel for about 15 minutes up until robot Daniel dies
🎶listening to 10,000 Weight In Gold by The Head And The Heart🎶 "it never feels like treasure, til you lose it all" thinking about how they lost everything when they had to stay on the planet and how they wanted to keep fighting and do the right thing. How much they cared about each other. Im spiraling
#stargate season 4#tealc whump season 4#jack whump season 4#sam whump season 4#daniel whump season 4#no glasses!daniel
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SG1
Season 4 episode 16
"2010"
Notes by me
- cant believe 2010 was only about a decade ago. Is this episode about time travel
- ew is sam on a date and its NOT Jack
- "honey" you guys disgust me
- "I thought wed be on our second child" SECOND??? They have a kid???
- im guessing this episodes takes place in 2010
- this guy weirds me out for some reason and I cant watch them kiss
- stargate travel is all the rage in 2010
- why is Kinsey the president. They wanted america to suffer?
- omg is Jack dead
- the Ashen
- ok tealcs mascara on POINT💅
- daniels eyebrows have not parted from each other in 4 seasons. Forever confused
- "to general hammond" nooooooooo
- this future sucks
- he died six yrs ago so 2004?
- someone mentioned Jack is alive and my heart works again
- fraiser is illegally pretty in this episode
- the little kiss Sam gives Daniel and tealc 💖💖
- 3 yrs shes been trying for a baby :(
- her ovaries are damaged but like wouldnt you be able to tell? Weird discharge or no period or weird colored period, something like that? Idk im not a doctor
- this Molem guy is creepy
- no babies!!!!!!
- okay so they met the Ashen in 2000 and they gave them an anti aging potion but it was secretly stopping everyone from having kids? Its evil but hey its a good plan
- THEY MURDERED HAMMOND ITS TIME TO KILL SOME ALIENS
- "we dont even control the stargate" they met these strangers from another planet and gave them control over literally the most important thing on earth smh
- its time travel time! To the batmobile!
- her white outfit🙌
- beard!Jack is hot and u can block me if you think other wise
- P4C970 is where the Ashen are from. When u send a msg back, tell them to delete it from the database or no babies
- jack: let's see how many ways i can say "told you so" without actually saying it
- "and the single most pressing issue I have.....is whether or not to get a dog"
I would pay to see Jack owning a dog
- they could even be a K9 unite for the air force. Bring the dog on missions. He can name him Homer
- he also needs a dog for emotional support
- ok ok Jack being petty and jealous about sams boyfriend is NOT cool
- they turned my mountain into a museum those bastards
- rating the disguises:
Daniels black fedora, black jacket, and dark sunglasses~ 9/10 the call back to Back to the Future was enjoyable but ultimately ruined by the shirt underneath. Never the less, very good
Sam's dark sunglasses~ 4/10. Its just a pair of sunglasses Sam step up your game oh my god
- 27 bucks for a selfie wit the gate what a ripoff
- jacks baseball cap and sunglasses~ 5/10 I gave him an extra point for adding the hat but ultimately still a very poor disguise and realistically they would get caught in seconds.
- Okay how about I give him 6/10 an extra point just for showing up ok are you happy????
- when Walter walks in and Jack pauses for a whole ass minute. 10 bucks he forgot his name
- are they gonna rob the Oval office bc I am here for that shit
- "uh....wal...ter" someone owes me 10 bucks
- "last time i was in the Oval office I got kicked out" aksbsidhrbr what did he do
- how on earth can Daniel recognize his own handwriting??? I cant even recognize when I spelled something wrong
- actually i had a handwriting fight to the death with my dad once and he couldnt even read what i wrote so maybe im just bad at this
- JOES A BITCH I did not see this coming
- the sun table is really cool
- "to who"
"To WHOM"
Grammer Nazi
- OKAY BRO YOU DONT OWN HER. THIS ENTIRE PLAN WAS HER IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE. SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS. WHAT THE FUCK
and hes talking To Jack like hes in charge and can tell her what to do when hes retired and he literally can't????? And joes talking to him and not Sam as if none of this was her idea?????hello???????
"This is none negotiable " SHUT THE FUCK UP
- "the sun is...beeping" someone help Daniel
- they are trying to be secretive and sneaky and Jack just has a bright ass orange bag full of weapons
- "melon!"
"Molem"
"Oh right"
- "I'm sorry but you'll have to let me have it"
"Very well"
*proceeds to shoot him point blank*
- you couldnt have taken the stairs Jack. You had plenty of time to take the stairs. But no of course mister Drama had to have a ZIPLINE
- oh god???? They all died??? To send this msg back to themselves??? And they sacrificed everything??? Their lives everything theyve done in the past 10 yrs?????? Im having a breakdown
- omg im gonna cry it worked
- the shot of Jack alone in front of the gate 🔥
- "I wonder"
NOTHING. NO CURIOSITY. NOBODY IS REMOTELY FREAKED OUT BY SOME OMINOUS NOTE COMING FROM THE FUTURE. Sam's not wondering HOW their future selves got the note back? Jacks not wondering why the note was covered in blood??? Daniels not wondering what evil could possibly be on that planet that their future selves went to such drastic measures??? They dont have enough questions
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Whump under the cut
Sg1 team whump: all shot by lasers, all fall to the ground, all death scenes, less than 2 minutes long, overlayed with music, barely any noise from any of them. More emotional whump thruout episode, mostly sam, teary eyed in one scene.
🎶Listening to Give Me The Future by Bastille🎶 just thinking about Sam and 2010!Sam and the latter sacrificed her life for the world and her old self. "Now nothing is certain.....and the song isnt done....."
#stargate season 4#sam whump season 4#daniel whump season 4#jack whump season 4#tealc whump season 4
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SG1
Season 4 episode 6
"WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY"
Notes by me
- lovely set for the beginning. Vast wasteland
- jack using double sunglasses to look at the sun
- archeologist!Daniel is my favorite Daniel
- who is this guy
- no explanation as to who he is??? Hes just there???
- daniel had the opportunity to hear Latin spoken aloud a year ago??? I have a terrible memory when did this happen
- ok cool so Daniel is shot and we're having a good time but??? Still no explanation for this random guy
- when they all duck to avoid the vortex. Sg1 in sync
- LIGHTENING GATE
- "I have no idea, sir" some random side character got daniels line
- zapped back to breakfast!! This is what you get for eating cereal without milk!
- obsessed with how Daniel thinks Jack is the type of person to fake a blackout to get out of a conversation
- P4X 639 is the vast wasteland
- tealc remembers!!! Bc he also grabbed the dude as well as Jack right?? Im right
- "maybe he read your report?..."
Daniel:
- jack and tealc just listing things that are gonna happen
- watching this show in semi darkness always bites me in the ass fraiser shining a flashlight into the camera just made me fall off my bed
- malaki is the name of the random dude! Thank you for the info after 10 MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE
- nerd Daniel is cute❤ when he chases Jack to talk to him about the ancients
- apparently siler needs better glasses so he doesnt walk right into ppl. Daniel dropped all his notes!
- jack seems like he just does not care about anything at all in this ep . maybe RDA was having a bad day
- "it did send us back to 1969"
"Good year"
- sam: talks sciencey science
Jack and me: ??????
- LIGHTENING GATE
- "what do you think?" TIME LOOPS ARE ONE OF MY FAV TROPES YEESSS
- wait I need to pause the ep to put socks on my feet are cold
- when Jack predicts sg12 and hes off by like 8 seconds
- GODAMMIT fraiser and her stupid flashlight blinded me again
- daniel wrote down everything Jack said when he had ancient database brain damage
- *Daniel gets knocked over by siler a second time* "oops"
- *referring to tealc* "is this the face of a crazy man????"
- I dont trust this malaki at all
- "what kind of archeologist carries a weapon?"
"I do"
"......bad example"
- daniel ranting *time loops back* daniel ranting
- Jack getting more mad with every loop
- I was ready for the flashlight this time
- "I ask you....what could POSSIBLY be in my eye that could explain this??"
- jack going to find Daniel before Daniel finds him ❤
- if I hadnt seen gifs of this ep, I would think sams plan would work. But since ive seen gifs of parts that havnt happened yet I assume it doesnt work.
- what could be stopping them from dialing out 🤔 I'm gonna solve the mystery before they do
- "thats just how I feel about it" what is Daniel talking about I want to know
- jack: my recording didnt work :(
Tealc: TOLD YOU SO
- them getting out of the loop rests on Jack and tealcs ability to listen to Daniel
- tealc getting wacked in the face every loop I'm cackling
- okay why does everyone in the sgc have glasses huh??? Bunch of nerds
- *spinning in chair* *juggling* *both juggling* this is just adhd
- "if we dont find a way out of this soon I'm gonna lose it.
Lose it.
It means go crazy.
Nuts.
Insane.
Bonzo.
No longer in possession of ones faculties.
3 fries short of a happy meal!
WACKO!"
- daniel giving them the idea that they can do whatever they want without consequences and mischievous music starting
- hes gonna seduce Sam pls I want it
- why is the first thing Jack does POTTERY????
- anything on the board and you go for pottery
- tealc cruising along with whatever Jack is doing
- ok so far its been pottery, biking thru the sgc , hitting golf balls thru the gate
- I was right ! HE DIPPED HER💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🚨JACK AND SAM KISS JACK AND SAM KISS🚨
- she totally went along with it too. I have eyes i saw it
- "what are you smiling at?" He be knowin how them lips taste 💋
- ancients caused this. So far all they do is start shit
- ok they invented a "time machine" and it failed and looped time instead so they just shut it off and left it on a random planet for some poor sucker to activate??? Why didnt they destroy it??
- all they have to do is press some buttons omg all that time with Daniel was pointless
- tealc: walks into a force shield
Malaki: 😎
- Jack is ready to murder
- "so you can be king of groundhog day?"
- HIS WIFE
- tealc ready to go home to BED
- no glasses daniel🤓
- sorry ur wife died bro but other ppl are in this loop too. Dont be selfish
- "I can.....touch her face again. Talk to her. Hear her laugh."
Jack knows how you feel bro but still
- "I LOST MY SON!" :(
- it was 2 buttons??? All of that????? And it was 2 buttons???? Smdh
- they ve been stuck in this time loop for 3 months!!! Jack missed so many simpsons episodes!!!
- daniel: what crazy things did you do bc you knew no one would remember ??
Jack: *silently stares at sam and eats oatmeal*
Tealc whump: repeatedly hit in face with door (only shown twice), walks into force shield, passed out
Daniel: stunned, passed out, dragged
🎶listening to Keep Me Crazy by Sheppard🎶 for jack slowly going insane but still using the loop to kiss Sam
🤓no glasses!Daniel for less than 10 minutes at end of episode
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SG1
Season 4 episode 3
"UPGRADES"
Notes by me
- jack getting pissed the tokra are so vague with their info and then immediately shutting up bc ooh pretty lady
- "you may call me Anise, it means noble strength"
"I'm Daniel , it means God Is My Judge"
"I'm Jack , it means.......whats in the box"
- Daniel so excited that shes an archeologist like calm down buddy
- this tokra so impatient like you just came thru 2 minutes ago asking for them to be experiments and expect them to say yes immediately? Arent tokra supposed to be like professionals
- tokra lady: wear my friendship bracelets or I'm leaving
- ah yes this episode contains the ONE time Jack knocked tealc out with a punch
- "tealc im really sorry"
"You are not"
- Shirtless Daniel shirtless Daniel shirtless Daniel
- Daniel super mad that Jack can read really fast and he cant
- Jack broke her stress ball :\
- LMFAO the first thing Daniel does is speed read a book when his powers arrive. He's read his entire library in an hour
- fraiser is right and pretty and we should listen to her bc shes right and pretty
- woa Daniel not needing his glasses!
- whoops! Forgot to tell you that the armbands fuse to your body! Looks like you have permanent friendship bracelets 😌
- Jack weight lifting 600 pounds when he could be weight lifting me smh
- sam wrote a whole book and you know what? Even tho I have no idea what she says most of the time i would like to read it
- jack: look how cool I am now *kicks a hole in hammonds office wall*
- HE JUST LIGHTLY TAPPED SILER AND HE FALLS OVER A GUARD RAIL I'm sorry that was so funny
- "steak" this is me when im hungry
- they blurred outa there like Clark Kent
- they are getting RECKLESS
- they all ordered a total of 16 steaks (and a diet coke)
- "Earth, steaks. Theres a difference?"
- akdnejsj when that guy calls Daniel a geek and he turns around like hes about to unleash a can of whoopass
- "let it go"
"Not this time"
Ok ouch
- Daniel talking to Jack using his eyebrows: should we kick their asses
Jack: "okay"
- BAR FIGHT!
- camera view from outside and you just hear yelling and blows landing
- your honor they are dumb and I love them
- fraiser: they are all high as fuck
- alright its time to cut off some arms whos first
- jack: it was all sams fault shes a steak enthusiast
- tokra lady LIED what a bitch
- time for tealcs seasonal suicide mission I guess
- every episodes problem can be fixed by blowing shit up and I wouldnt have it any other way
- "we'll need snacks"
- sg1 said fuck your rules!!!
- reckless bastards the lot of them
- tealc letting them go I cant take it
- when they blur when they run reminds me of smallville so much
- PROBLEMS ARISE
- okay the arm bands just falling off?? Horrible timing 0/10
- when the staff blast flies by them in slow motion POETIC CINEMA
- tealc!!! Keep disobeying orders bestie you are so good at it 💕
- does Daniel still have the back pack full of naquada or did he drop it
- I wonder how fast Sam was going when she hit the shield. Be funny if it made a smacking noise when she hit it haha im sorry
- THE SLOW MOTION OF JACK RUNNING BACK TO HER ONLY TO HIT THE SHIELD ajsbdjsjsndjsjdnd
- "shouldve brought more snacks"
"I dont think that would have helped"
- Daniel choker
- tealc not leaving even tho he knows they wont make it out in time💖💖
- tealc and Daniel are just gonna stand here and wait all my kids are in love
- Jack not leaving sam?
- oh he dropped the naquada and Sam tried to grab it but Jack said no.
- "didnt I tell you guys to get back to the gate?"
"Yeah tealc wouldnt leave"
Daniel you little shit
- tealc dialing the gate and then running back to help them get there im sobbing
- mission success! Notes from this mission include Dont Let The Tokra Use You For Experiments Again
- "for what its worth....im sorry"
"Me too"
"Me three"
".........i have nothing to apologize for"
- the tokras sad face that they are mad at her like yeah??? Maybe do a little more research on something before using it on humans you dumb ho
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Whump under the cut
Tealc whump: punched by jack, knocked out
Daniel jackson whump: collapsing, "I cant move" , passing out
Jack Oniell whump: collapsing, passing out
Sam carter whump: collapsing, passing out
No glasses!Daniel for about 20 minutes of the episode.
🎶listening to Something I Need by One Republic 🎶 for all of them not leaving each other even tho they couldve DIED I'm going insane
#stargate season 4#no glasses!daniel#daniel whump season 4#tealc whump season 4#sam whump season 4#jack whump season 4
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SG1
Season 4 episode 1
"SMALL VICTORIES"
Notes by me
- PREVIOUSLY - replicators are the enemy of the asgard (they are just robot bugs), sg1 thwarted their plan to invade earth by blowing shit up as usual, they took my stargate and blew that up too!!! Can you believe??? r00d, one of them lived also!!!, and Daniel is at the sgc wondering why he even works here
- a submarine....giving me more primeval vibes
- Oh Russians??? Comrade
- this would be alot better if the subtitles worked. "Speaking russian" that doesnt help me
- the theme sequence has not changed in the slightest in 4 seasons
- Oh daniels hip scar????? 👀
- did micheal shanks actually get his appendix removed?
- Daniel running into people while still recovering from surgery "sorry!....ow"
- WELCOME HOME MY KIDS!!!
- they were out there, lost, for weeks and tealc thought it was an ideal time to grow a goatee
- also ????? Sam's hair?????? Excuse me ma'am you could not get any hotter
- "permission to shower, granted. In fact I insist on it, colonel." HAMMOND SAID YOU STINKY
- sg1 bringing their putrid fumes back to work
- Jack still wants Sam to go fishing with him 💜💜
- the way Jack pronounces deja vu is EXTREMELY uncomfortable
- blowing up the reps is not an option these things cant be killed
- THOR 👽
- "you say you need someone dumber than you are?" Aldbsjd who writes this show
- "I dont know carter you might not be dumb enough" point
- the asgard can activate the gate without dialing!! SO COOL
- thors got some cheeks on him 🍑
- thors city is HUGE it looks like courausant
- the asgard naming the ship The O'Niell
- thor: if you cant help us we will all die
Sam: O.O
- I LOVE this submarine set
- Daniel watching from the sgc post . my poor boy has to stay on the side lines :(
- the replicators were like you know what kind of upgrade I need??? A new color
- the noise they make is making my brain hurt
- OKAY GIANT ROBOT BUG POOPING OUT SMALLER ROBOT BUGS
- a queen???? Arent they robots???? Why do they need a queen when they all can replicate????????
- submarines are NOT this roomy I am speaking from experience
- sam asking thor if two pieces of the reps can replicate on their own while simultaneously trying to avoid telling him that she kept two pieces of the reps
- btw who invented these things???? Did they already say I dont remember
- thor sharing his favorite food with Sam and she spits it out. Never a more awkward moment
- ok so the reps eat their surrounding and then BECOME what they eat?
- the mother bug is from the asgard ship
- "could we not create a diversion?" See this is why tealc should always make the plans!!!
- meanwhile Sam is just stating facts about the reps and thor is just silently asking himself why he asked them for help
- Daniel so worried about tealc and Jack 💞💞💞💞
- ok thor you wanted a dumb idea and now you dont want to risk it???? Make up your damn mind
- "its a really stupid idea but isnt that why im here?" EXACTLY
- Jack taking his helmet off to tell Daniel to blow up the sub :( "Daniel please!"
- why is Jack always willing to sacrifice himself i hate it here!!!
- when sams plans work I fall a little more in love with her
- "it was your stupid idea, major carter" AJEJEISNDNRJRRNSKS 💗💗💗
- daniels face when he says "ok...ok"
- BEAMED!
- "the-the-the-the-the!!.........THE!! THEIR OK!!"
Daniel sit down before you hurt yourself
- "NOW THATS TIMING!"
- sam telling Jack about his ship and then immediately having to say she blew it up
- thor is gonna help with the goauld!!! Not now but soon
- "my galaxy" I keep forgetting he lives in another galaxy
- "you ever need another dumb idea, you know where to find me"
- moral of the story : no one wants to go fishing with Jack
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Whump under the cut
Tealc whump: attacked, back wound, in field care, (no noises, no pained faces)
Daniel Jackson whump: hospital check up for appendix removal, visible hip scar
Jack oniell: bonus Jack getting attacked and angst (lasts less than a minute)
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SG1
Season 4 episode 22
"EXODUS"
Notes by me
- PREVIOUSLY - tanith is a little bitch and killed his own mommy!!! r00d, the tokra are using him as an On Purpose Bad Game Of Telephone, apophis still exists despite my many angry vibes I give to the tv screen, rip to the sg1 robots you guys were real ones😭, TEALC MURDERED CRONOS AND I SAY THATS MY BABY AND IM PROUD
- its so weird when the tokra talk and its their deep james earl jones voices
- JACOB whats up babe its been a minute
- love this. They str8 up telling tanith he wasnt fooling nobody and he 😦
- poor Hebron his host??? I didnt even remember his host is being used
- this guys smirk needs to be punched off his face
- oh here we go. Tealc about to break all the rules and strangle tanith in his cell
- sokar, seth, hathor, heru'er, cronos, incredible, amazing, show stopping, brilliant, never been done before ,
- tealc: cant wait until you die
- I hope tealc boasting about taniths inevitable death doesnt awaken anything in me
- Jack not trusting the tokra and keeping an eye on the ship. I agree they be blowing shit up for kicks in here
- "protect earths phat asset"
- we've gone 4 season without a cool space ship pls im suffering
- the tokra are acting like its the hardest thing in the world to kill goaulds and yet they have those stupid opium dens that they go to and get high and are vulnerable and just assassinate them there you idiots
- he used their respect for the host against them *fake gasp*
- their alarm sounds like its under water
- "hes boned without water" why do you speak like this
- "how do you guys know where to stand?" AOSDJEIDND I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING
- hello daniel its been 12 minutes and youre just now having lines
- love these sand camo uniforms btw
- sam: this sun is the biggest strongest shit youve ever seen
Jacob: and its time to do what we do best. Wheres my c4
- are they gonna crash my new space ship into the sun :\
- P3W 451 was the black hole planet
- isnt sg10 still slowly dying there....
- pour one out for sg10
- "Vorash is barren!" Wrong!! I saw some twigs
- daniel: good news tealc we're gonna blow up the sun
Tealc: #depression
- love the connection and mutual hate of the goaulds between tealc and Daniel 💖
- mostly bc they both have personally lost loved ones to them
- when he asked Daniel of he would choke the life outa apophis if he could and daniel admitting he has thought about it. And on your left,folks, you can see me WEEPING
- "shotgun!" He looks good in the captains chair
- "setting course for the sun" -icarus, probably
- they just be creating black holes everywhere willy nilly
- space gate!! It looks like a big frisbee
- weapons are so pointless when yoy have to charge them??? What if you get shot with a missile while your shitty guns are Charging??? Abysmal space ship design
- the light reflecting off daniels glasses✨
- tealc dragging Jack on his revenge mission
- btw tealcs winged eyeliner??? Girl oh my goooooood
- when Tanith sees Jack and tealcs ship on a collision course towards him. Not so smirky now are you shit head
- why does jacob think everyone is expendable!!!! Reevaluate your life!!!
- jack: they don't love us and they probably left us here
Tealc: wanna bet
- any time Daniel is near a computer his brains cells start dying
- Jack and tealc give off such good besties vibes!!!!! Jack is yammering on about how he was right about everything and tealc is just like so true bestie.
- FUCK
- apophis rocking the phantom look I see
- I dont give a shit about apophis but tealc is on the ship and nobody cares???? You gone just let him blow up????
- "I think hes dead" :(
- WE'RE IN A DIFFERENT GALAXY??? IS IT THE ASGARD GALAXY!!!
- oh thank god. I never thought id be happy to see apophis ship but i want my beefcake back
- oh fuck that ship is huge
---to be continued---
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Tealc whump: staff blast to back,unconcious, dragged
Jack Oniell whump: shot by zat , gunfight , shot at
🎶listening to Staring At The Sun by Post Malone 🎶 I love this song and it has to do with the sun okay??? Dont @ me
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SG1
Season 4 episode 14
"THE SERPENTS VENOM"
Notes by me
- chulak!
- rebel jaffa lets goooo
- VIVA LE REVOLUTION
- tealc is such a multi tasker. Being on sg1 team AND the leader of a rebellion
- a trick!! A ruse!!! Blocked
- every time I see the tokra IDC I get sad bc its not gonna be martouf :(
- the tokra not being able to translate something and coming to DANIEL for help is like. such good development and trust for them but also it shows how smart Daniel is
- Jack on edge in this ep huh
- "of course, colonel Oniell is always fun to have around" ajsnsjdbd
- defiant whumpee !Tealc
- im sorry the light coming out of his mouth is weird
- daniel bringing 8 bags of shit he cant even carry smh
- Jack pushing his glasses up im losing it
- I love this set for the ship!
- nerd!Daniel
- "its all Phoenician to me, sir"
- this kids dad burned his sons Mark off his forehead. Thats just yikes
- maybe tealc can sway him with one of his beautiful speeches
- I DO NOT HEAR MY EARS ARE CLOSED
Pls tell me bratac isnt dead I do not believe it. And he would never say they were gods im calling bullshit
- I know hes being tortured and everything but I'm im just looking. when they rip his shirt. Off
- when Jacob gives the vaguest answers and they look at him like. You're not giving them alot of confidence buddy
- PROBLEMS ARISE
- tealcs back muscles hrrrnngg
- this torturer dude sounds like a catholic pr*ist
- I dont speak Chulak but tealc just said Fuck You
- the bomb moving and Sam crawling with it lol
- "thats it im sure.......WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!.......no yeah that's it." Im going to kill him in so many ways
- Jack leaning down oN TOP OF SAM like buddy you couldve leaned down anywhere else
- "I have no idea"
- tealc giving a freedom speech to the kid 😭😭 and his voice got kinda higher??
- Jack pulling Sam out from under the bomb by her legs
- when jacob tells Jack to take control of the ship and he gets SO excited and then immediately almost blows them up
- hes literally flailing his hands trying to move the space mines with??? Telekinesis???? The force???
- tealc being offered up as a gift. I have 6 dollars and an old bubblegum wrapper in my pocket but I am willing to break out the piggy bank
- it needs to be zero bc of a "math thing" ? What math thing im dumb
- theyre all terrible at this
- that shot of tealc hanging by one arm
- pls say Jack is not letting his boy die
- "tealc is expendable" jacob is now canceled
- daniel saying for the 5th time that he might have been wrong and then back tracking
- the kid helps!!!! Tealcs speeches always do the trick
- THEY MISSED??? ALL THAT AND THEY MISSED????
- go back for my boy or there will be consequences
- SPACE BATTLE
- oh thank god my jaffa is alive 💗
- "it is good to hear your voice oniell" BROTP
- *goes to try to start a war between apophis and heru'er to make it easier to defeat them*
*fails and makes everything worse*
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Tealc whump: shot by zat, unconscious, kidnapped, arms chained to ceiling, tortured, tased(?) By staff thing, noises!, screaming, face grabbed, sweaty, bloody, manhandled, dragged, thrown by ribbon device, ribbon device to forehead weak, slow speech
🎶listening to Who I Am by The Score🎶 for tealc being a defiant rebel against the false gods and not breaking ✊🏿 🔥
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SG1
Season 4 episode 7
"WATERGATE"
Notes by me
- before I press play I just want to ask is this episode gonna be about the watergate tape??? Are we going back in time again????
- enkarans need our help according to Daniel. Who are the enkarans
- theres another gate???? 3 earth gates???
- THE RUSSIANS HAVE A STARGATE
- oh it's the second gate. I thought they mightve had a third
- jack does NOT like Russians for some reason???
- maybe they could be helpful! And then perhaps an ally??? Hopefully
- svetlana looks familiar. Feel like shes from star trek?
- jack: how do you know everything our files contain???
Svetlana: I can read
- theu have the DHD from giza??? The russians are just super good at getting past security I guess
- daniel scared to jump out of the plane is this his fear of heights ive been waiting to surface finally
- 7 teams off world that cant come home :(
- "is he always like this?"
"Actually this is quite charming"
- all of them jump out the plane normally and Jack BELLY FLOPS
- jack: where are you guys
Tealc: I'm definitely in a place
Daniel: fuck if i know
You guys are so good at this. Again I pull up the question of why they are team 1
- (Owen Wilson voice) w0w the second gate so pretty
- gas masks always remind me of dr who
- yeah im that person shut up
- jack waiting for tealc to say the air is ok to take off his own mask
- svetlana losing all her friends is actually sad I'm sad
- anytime they say "we found a source of clean energy!" Something bad happens
- the gate actually sounds like water in this ep
- okay!! There are several dead bodies. Its time to pack it up lets go
- "a NUCLEAR POWERED DRONE!!??"
- jack like ah sorry I cant come in the submarine! Bad memories
- dont go thru it!!!! What did I just say
- svetlana: we wont need more than an hour of air we'll be fine
Sam and daniel:
- "as you can see there is no plant or animal life"
Daniels deaf ass: "THERE DOESNT SEEM TO BE ANY PLANT OR ANIMAL LIFE"
- what if all this was an elaborate plan for the russians to kidnap Sam and Daniel
- "uuuhhh fire" hes great in emergencies
- maybe a sea monster grabbed the back of their sub and is about to eat them im just throwing suggestions out there
- "whats that smell" has been said twice. This episode STINKY
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- daniel gets real snippy when hes anxious huh
- "this is malfunctioning"
"But its Swiss..."
- maybourne you snitch I hate you
- hes alive??? I never get what I want
- svetlana and sam could be gay
- jack and tealc watching maybourne defrost for like 30 min
- Sam and Svetlana listing all the things that will happen when they implode
Daniel:
- this is giving me doctor who Waters of Mars vibes. Water ghosts!!
- for a guy who just came out of captain america popsicle syndrome maybourne looks fine
- so are they evil or do they just want to go home?
- just yell "I'm sorry!" Thru the submarine window. Should work
- daniel for the love of god DO NOT TOUCH
- "I think it just wants to understand"
"What?"
"Us"
- sucked into the ocean. Gone forever. Rip Daniel Sam and Svetlana 😞
- "I think we should DUCK"
- LMFAO the water ppl chucked them thru the gate like drunks out saloon doors. "And stay out!"
- ok so! Big take away is leave the microscopic aquatic people alone and never bother them again
Tealc whump: possessed by water people, controlled , puking, (less than 10 minutes)
BONUS:
Daniel and sam whump: thrown thru the gate (no consequences)
Maybourne whump: frozen, defrosts possessed for less than 3 minutes, puking
🎶listening to Under Pressure by Queen ft David Bowie🎶 bc they were almost crushed to death by microscopic water ppl
🎶listening to Octopus's Garden by The Beatles🎶 bc these water people have such a cool city to live in?? They probably have such a good life (ya know until humans decided to barge in)
#stargate season 4#tealc whump season 4#i used up the last of my notebook and now i have to use a new one:\
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SG1
Season 4 episode 4
"CROSSROADS"
Notes by me
- bra'tac!
- not Bra'tac
- a WOMAN jaffa hello there
- "bratac......youve done something with your hair"
- the sweet piano music when tealc sees her
- AWKWARD
- although if I was standing in front of tealc I would also stare at him with heart eyes so I cant judge
- "Jack Oniell tealcs apprentice!"
".....apprentice?"
AKDNEISJWNDJENDJD
- she says she can do what now
- jaffa lady: my worm baby speaks to me in ways you cant comprehend
- touchy subject for tealc! He just needs a nap
- honey I wouldnt trust the worm in yo gut
- its a worm first of all
- THIS BABEY WANTS OUT he literally ripped thru her shirt
- so the young symbiotes are grey and the adults are black?
- SHE LITERALLY THINKS SHES PREGNANT IM LOSING IT
- "do I not carry it , as I would my own?" Hello????? Its a snake/worm alien thing???? Lady get it together
- also what does this say about tealc and junior akdbejdnsn confirmation tealc is pregnant
- jack: omg they were totally having heart eyes at each other earlier guys bets on when they get married
- the tokra left the gene pool 2000 yrs ago
- tealc: time to meditate and possibly die! I will invite all my friends to watch :)
- he saw his dad!!!
- he saw his dad die :\
- SUPER disappointing that junior is evil. I was expecting a mommy and me episode for tealc and junior
- Queen Ageria Mother of tokra 👑
- anise is helping out I guess. Still dont like her
- tealc wants her to live oh no they cute
- Shonac angry at tealc for not being on Chulak but like he cant do shit there??? The best way for him to fight the goauld is with the humans
- are we gonna see tealc teach junior to be good later pls I want it
- SMOOCH
- omg he comes out of her room in the morning with a big smile lol that jaffa pussy must be fire
- okay but wait isnt he still married? Im so confused
- Vorash
- "major carter, your father wanted me to shake your hand and give colonel Oniell a big kiss from him"
AODHEDNSJSJDJFJDFN
- this volunteer guy said his ppl were slaves too
- *rips shirt open* " TAKE ME"
I'm, , I'm laughing so hard why is he so dramatic akdndjd
- EW WHAT THE FUCK IT WENT THRU HIS ADAMS APPLE????
- Tanith
- of course the tokra dont want to share info bc theyre bitches!!! Not surprised
- "you know this whole talking to 2 ppl in the same body really SUCKS"
- when Tanith sees shonac....MOTHER
- hello son
- tealc you are NOT leaving I forbid it
- "Kell matee my love"❤
- worm baby killed his mommy!!! What a bastard time for me to call an air strike
- tealc: I must leave the sgc
Everyone else: no < 3
- you tokra ppl have all this high level tech and you cant tell when someones been murdered???? What???
- like oopsy! Thats the one thing we never advanced on
- "our love does not end in death" 😭
- is he still trying to reach junior
- tealc : let me kill Tanith
Tokra: no
Tealc: THEN FEEL MY WRATH
- tokra need to get their priorites str8
- oh they knew he was evil. Ok I guess it could be beneficial to feed him false info
- theyre gonna use him as a bitch basically
- angry tealc is scary
- this tanith actor so annoying with his smirks
- tealc said name the place and ill fuck you up!!!!
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Tealc whump: stomach discomfort, crying out in pain, painful memory, vivid painful visions , emotional
🎶listening to Fix You by Coldplay🎶 for Sho'nac trying her best to help with the fight against the goauld and then failing and dying a second later :( thinking about her .
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SGA
Season 4 episode 17
Notes by me
- PREVIOUSLY - the Mckay-Carter Intergalactic Gate Bridge! AKA my smart kids made a pit stop in between earth and atlantis
- hey teyla 😚 havnt seen u in a while
- wow she had to deal with sexist dicks and I wouldve punched them too
- TEALC MY LOVE 💟💖💟💖💟💖💟💖💟💖💟💖💟💖💟💖💖💟💖💟💖
- "indeed" I MISSED YYYOOUUU
- tealc and ronon stare off
- why does ronon look pissed
- hes there to help u ya dingus
- wraith!!!!!
- tealc forcing his company on ronon is hilarious
- DAMN RONON CHILL
- "RONON!" uh oh here comes dad john
- the constant staring is so funny
- I'm placing my bet on tealc!
- "hes like a hundred years old or something" try like 250
- man WHAT is ronons problem
- tealc proud of Sam :')
- wraith!!!!
- dr lee 💕
- telac and ronon standing next to dr lee just makes them seem more huge
- the bunks beds I'm losing it
- WRAITH!!!!!
- *silently watching the 3 stooges*
- uuhhh two gun wielding giant muscle men are on my screen. I mean do they hate sleeves or ?? I'm not complaining tho. The writers really know what we want huh
- I'm loving this. My two badass non earthians
- dint hurt dr lee!!! I'll kill u myself
- worried!Sam worried!John
- oh no the nameless side character died
- walter!!💕
- sgc has been compromised !!!
- ronon in the sgc 💗💗💗💗crossovers are the BEST
- this will look really good for ronons credit
- "you say that alot......'indeed' "
"Do I? I hadnt noticed"
- I'm cackling at how much snark ronon put into his impression of tealc. The body movement. The facial expression. Beautiful
- tealc using ronons gun!!!!!
- oh nice job kavanagh!! Why arent u dead yet
- why is coolidge the only one awake? Is it for plot reasons. So he sees ronon in action and lets him stay? I hope so
- John self sacrifice???? Sufficating 👀
- rodneys face when john doesnt answer 😭😭😭😭
- "not without tealc"
- BITCH THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!
- I'm loving Rodney being the soldier guy who is in charge of the scientists. Roles reversed is great!
- John what the???? How did he get inti that suit
- ronon RIPPING a pipe off the wall and beating wraith with it
- "excellent timing"
"Indeed"
- ah no rip midway station :(
- yesss ronon stays bc he saved that asshole
- "I had a good coach" this is too much 😭
- wait ronons stuck at the sgc??
- John sealing himself in the front of the jumper bc he cant stand people is a mood
- I love ronons genuine smile?? Like his happy smile??? My heart does a lil skip
- "they said they liked me"
"Whats not to like?"
Thats what IM saying!
#stargate atlantis season 4#john sheppard whump#a little tealc whump is always nice to see as well! -half eaten by a wraith saved by ronon-#whump
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SG1
Season 4 episode 10
"BENEATH THE SURFACE"
Notes by me
- ah what the FUCK is going on
- bunch of dirty shirtless men this episode is already delicious
- DIRTY SHIRTLESS TEALC
- never in my life have been more attracted to samantha Carter HER HAIR
- Daniel????? You look like a Rugged Man how did that happen
- Jack please take that hat off #cringe
- memory loss??? Or they decided to leave sg1 and change their names to go work in a factory
- tealc REMEMBERS this is why hes the Bad Bitch of the group
- ok Daniel is really handsome I'm looking
- Sam and Jack havin heart eyes at each other 👀
- "tealc said we were friends" Daniel just wants friends
- they covered up junior!!! A crime
- are Daniel and that girl a thing bc she be touchin his face like.....touchy touchy
- I mean i would touch him too so I cant be judging
- erase ppls minds and make them work for a city full of rich ppl! Its fool proof!
- "how are you so calm?"
"I think in another life ive handled dangerous explosives,I dont know"
- why is this kegan so bitchy
- did tealc faint bc he hasnt done his kelnoreem my poor boy needs to meditate
- DANIEL AND JACK HAMMERING THE LEVER I AM ATTACKED FROM ALL SIDES
- also???? Is Daniel not gonna question the fact that he cant see shit bc he doesnt have his glasses
- the leader lady seems like shes mildly on the workers side and thinks its wrong
- "we're something called SG1"
"What is that"
"Sounds like a team"
"What kind of a name for a team is that?"
- daniel knowing something his wrong. His gut feeling that he has some higher purpose. His galaxy brain. I want to kiss him on the mouth
- why is Daniel in a completely different sleeping section?
- "my dreams are about......other things" *glances at sam* AKSEKANDJDJS
- "I dont think so, sir.............what?"
"You just called jonah "sir" "
"............."
- hammond so DEPRESSED that his kids are missing :'( a fathers guilt
- fraiser volunteering to find them I mean she gets sexier every episode
- "I dreamed about mining......naked"
- the leader lady telling them to not remove tealcs bandages but doesnt even know that he needs to meditate dumb bitch!!! Hes dyin!!!
- when he starts taking the bandages off and the jaffa music starts. Poetic cinema
- "I remember something. There's a man....hes bald and wears short sleeve shirt,"
Me: aawwww he remembers hammond!
".....i think his name is Homer"
>.>
- when she leans on him haha im going to snap
- jack: I remember feeling love
Sam: for me? < 3
Jack: nah for tealc that guys great
- even with thier memories erased Jack and Sam are still in love 💕❤
- I fuckin hate this administrator guy. I want this clown killed
- that dr guy sitting wit tealc and being concerned for him 💖
- I was right he needs candles and rain sounds immediately!!!! Somebody make some herbal tea
- "where does homer fit in?"
- she only got shot in the arm walk it off
- SG1 SAID FUCK YOU AND YOUR SLAVE LABOR
- "jonah"
"Jack"
"Right"
- viva le revolution !!!
- um shut up kegan oh my god
- Jack just shooting the glass roof off with no regard for the ppl underneath getting glass rained down on them
- they get to go to a tropical planet!!!! I am jealous
- lets throw the administrator in the furnace that sounds like fun
- Jack and Sam go RIGHT back to hiding their feelings bc of rank :( I hate it here
- "lets go home"
Tealc whump: stomach discomfort, collapsing, passing out, dragged, manhandled, belly bandaged
No glasses! Daniel for all episode!🤓
🎶listening to Trouble Is... by All Time Low🎶 for Jack and sam being so goddamn in love, their feelings pierce thru the fake memories of a mind wipe
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SG1
Season 5 episode 4
"THE FIFTH MAN"
Notes by me
- *chaos*
- bandana!Daniel
- "hes a member of sg1"
Hammond: I dont know her
- another alternate universe maybe?
- hammond had to put his FOOT down I hate it when dads yell at their kids
- tyler has the sg1 patch so like???
- "I wasnt gonna let you die. Its a ton of paperwork"
- how does he not know what paperwork is
- hes bad news!!! Altho......he aint acting like a bad guy
- if hes an alien how did he get a uniform?
- Sam just debunked all my alternate universe theories :\
- tealc: shut up about tyler what about Jack
- is it a guy that snuck into the sgc and used a brain washing thing and pretended to be a teammate bc he craved adventure????
- why is the Pentagon fucker here
- friaser remembers him too!!!
- ok!!!! Why you bringing Sarah into this??? Asshole?????
- why do you assume you have the right to their personal lives you stupid bitch?
- "your entire life is our business" LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
- "I lost someone I care about, and not for the first time I might add-" :(
- its the powder stuff she touched isnt it
- hammond making a million phone calls to try to get rid of Pentagon fucker
- Jack was born in Chicago
- Jack always bringing the conversation back to fishing
- "it would be immediately apparent as I would not hesitate to kill you where you sit"
- one shot to take down a glider!!! Nice one Jack
- you mess with Sam you get dick punched
- eat shit, pentagon fucker
- seriously tho, Sam being interrogated and turning it around and accusing him of spying on the sgc is a power move and ive never wanted her to kiss me so much
- "I cannot let you die protecting me" hes so sweet!
- pls stop listening to this guy I'm begging you I'm on my knees here
- hes called the Reol
- "whatever" Jack for the love of god
- OH MY GOD ITS A WEIRD LOOKIN ALIEN
- his hair is better than mine
- hes just lost! Hes far from home thats all
- sg1 to the rescue babeyyyyyy hammond told that guy to pack his bags
- the goauld are hunting his ppl :(
- his name is hyahyayayaee
- "pls tell colonel Oniell I appreciate everything hes done for me" nooooooo
- did u hAVE to shoot Daniel
- why is everyone trying to get hammond to pack his bags
- he sacrificed himself I dont like this
- hes so boney. Like an alien barbie doll
- tealc always has the bigger guns doesnt he 👀
- "couldve fooled me.....actually you did fool me"
- bye tyler I love youuuu ❤❤❤
- "maybe then you can take me fishing" dare I say.....another Oniell adoptee in the books
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Daniel jackson whump: shot with sat gun, flinching when woken up
BONUS:
Tealc: mention of being burned, not explicitly shown
Tyler: being carried by jack, leg wound, healed quickly
🎶listening to Team by Lorde 🎶 bc if sg1 is able to adopt an alien by god theyre gonna do it! I'm just imagining sg1 and all their alien adoptees dancing to this and flipping off the government
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SG1
Season 4 episode 18
"THE LIGHT"
🚨TRIGGER WARNING: mentions of suicide/suicide attempt 🚨
Notes by me
- im unashamed to say my first thought when Jack handed the guy something to give to daniel....was a note with a heart
- what was the bet I want to know
- why is this soldier so intense ???
- on one hand its rude to bet on your friend but on the other hand...extremely funny
- I hate to be the bearer of bad news but i dont think jacks note is gonna make it to Daniel
- Daniel looks really handsome??? Like....his five o clock shadow is really working for him
- the device looks like a star trek communicative device I'm sorry
- frustrated! Daniel
- "this thing doesnt work!"
"Have you checked the batteries?"
*death glare*
- omg the ANGER honey calm down. Why are you so pissy about this
- I like the think Jack followed daniel up to hammonds office bc he could tell something was off. Also so he could be an extra authority figure to tell Daniel to chill if needed.
- daniels apartment! I expect plants
- is this bc of his trauma? I mean I'm surprised the writers are actually acknowledging it
- "it just goes away" is he talking about his happiness? Flare ups of happiness that crash fast is a sign of mental illness and depression
- imagine if Jack wasnt there.....he wouldnt have been able to stop him
- it almost looked like "woke up" when he turned around??? Maybe it's a split personality thing??? Or black outs???
- P4X347
- time to break out the hazmats
- "whatever it was they didnt breathe it in" HOW do you know. You have met countless other alien things you couldnt detect with your 2002 fancy tech. You dont think theres a remote possibility that theres something there that youre stuff CANT detect?
- the symbols on the pillars remind me of the Prince of Egypt movie
- alright Daniel had a point. The throbbing light is kinda nice
- they are a smidge too awestruck
- wouldnt it be funny if they were looking at the light and when Jack looked at his watch they would have been looking at it for like 4 hours
- "nice digs" you know when you meet an alien teenager and say the first thing that comes to your mind
- Lauren ?? Or Loren ? Idk
- another case of Jack shifting into Dad Mode when faced with any person under the age of 18
- "all of sg5 are dead" :(
- coma!Daniel
- Jack so concerned about Daniel 💖
- tealc pulling a gun on the kid when he shows him a toy gun
- its literally a star trek phaser
- tealc is 101 yrs old????? Why did i think he was older
- "in 47 days" tealc birthday is only a month and a half away , I gotta start preparing
- do you think he likes jumpy castles
- omg when he smiles at the toy gun. My heart is shaped like tealc
- "MY FRIEND IS LYING HERE DYING!"
I appreciate the passionate outburst of love for your bestie but if you yell at janet again im breaking all of your fingers
- addiction ?????? Stargate gods.....you know me so well
- when jack cradles his head to lay him on the floor
- staring at the light for HOURS I was right
- Daniel just keeps his head in his arms
- bro how long have u just lived there by yourself thats so unhealthy, where are your parents
- "is there anything you need?"
"Glasses"
He said that so fast
- it literally was the batteries
- "perception of time is the first thing to go when you're....high"
Ive always wanted an episode where they just get baked
- an opium den for the goaulds. They just be having these on random planets and the tokra havnt attacked them at these??? When they are at their most vulnerable???
- cool big sphinx statues 😍
- "YOURE IN WITHDRAWAL"
"OH IM IN WITHDRAWAL????"
"YES.......so am i"
Never not arguing
- grabbing each others coats?? I mean I dont wanna be the person in the audience that yells at them to kiss but....kiss
- I want to see that picture of Daniel that Lauren took
- is lauren the addiction thing?? Maybe alien blood or something
- this whole story about his parents😭
- "the system lords needed slaves while they were here"
Now im thinking about Daniel being a slave
- "you like ice cream?"
"Whats ice cream"
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL ADOPTION IN THE BOOKS
~
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Daniel jackson whump: 🚨trigger warning suicide attempt. Daniel stands on edge of balcony contemplating whether to jump. Depression, hospital scene, coma, passed out, Jack firemen carried him, head in arms, anger outburst, flatlining, addiction to light machine
Jack oniell whump: anger outburst,addiction to light machine, holding head, hospital checkup scene
PS: just want to note this is the second instance that daniel has gotten addicted to something the goauld made
🤓no glasses!Daniel for less than 10 minutes from when hes in the hospital bed to when he tells hammond he needs his glasses
🎶Listening to Missing You by All Time Low 🎶 for Daniel almost commiting suicide and old trauma surfacing bc of the depression machine
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SG1
Season 4 episode 17
"Absolute Power"
Notes by me
- abydos !!! Kasuf!!!! Abydos needs to always be Noted bc it was the First Planet < 3
- the ghost of sha're perhaps? Ive always said this show needs more ghosts
- goggles
- The sand speaks to Daniel. He is the sand god, guardian of the sand
- poseidon quivers before him
- "whos calling???" Hes so professional
- STEP SON!!!!!!! "Shifu" I love you, you are so cute omg
- this kids got ears for days
- I wish I had nanobot to make me grow fast. Would love to be 7 feet tall within 2 weeks
- Oma taught him to forget certain things. I would also like to have this power, there are certain things i would like to forget not gonna get into specifics
- "its always better to have a big long wick" someone arrest him
- am I finally getting Daniel and Step Son content . if I dont, this is false advertising
- this kid talks in riddles like Gollum
- wouldnt be surprised if he started saying "it cannot be seen, it cannot be felt...."
- awkward! Poor Daniel has to talk about apophis being his biological father
- "wed be filling his head with a thousand hitlers" colorful description
- Daniel in protective dad mode
- they want to go into this poor kids head who wants to bet this is a bad idea
- shifu is very Asian culture and it looks great on him
- OR WE CAN BLAST DANIEL TO THE FLOOR you know normal father son bonding time
- no glasses! Daniel
- he gave him the memories didnt he
- this episode was written for me specifically
- is Daniel becoming evil ? The writers love me
- is he reading WITHOUT glasses????
- oh boy hes lost his shit
- Very dismissive of tealc , almost like hes a goAULD!!!!!
- his IQ fucking spiked
- jack: youre being a little bitch!
Daniel:
- this isnt good! Could explode his brain!
- visions of Blasting Jack with a ribbon device is normal I suppose
- visions of killing apophis...less normal
- ONE WHOLE ASS YEAR LATER????
- he lives in a mansion like a rich bitch
- shifu is living with him😭😭💖💖
- ah his marbles are no where to be found
- everyone wants to BEAT HIS ASS and yeah I would like to see it
- HE HAD TEALC MURDERED IM CANCELLING DANIEL HE IS NO LONGER A "SMOL BOI" HE IS NOW ENEMY NUMBER 1
- okay of course he has cameras in the prison. this is just normal insane rich ppl stuf
- the over confidence. Shanks stop making me love u
- Daniel wit those white pants
- he has his own SPACE SHIP ???? Wheres my space ship
- *shoots Daniel with no hesitation*
- okay that didnt work. Plan b for Before he kills you
- "you never were that bright" alright. He needs to die. *cocks gun*
- jack: its the goauld! Theyre controlling you!!
Daniel: youre forgetting one thing. I'm an asshole
- he just blew up moscow and his minions are like just another day at work
- omg it all in his head JUST LIKE WHAT SHA'RE DID TO HIM
- shifu was proving the govrnt cant be trusted????
- or that the memories of the goaulds is too dangerous to remember
- daniel in a coma one minute, doing a jig the next
- oma is a good Mama 😭
- "thank you for telling me of my mother"
"She would have been proud of you"
"Of you as well"
- leave me alone I need to Process
- hes the same being as Oma (big light thing)
- BYE SHIFU I LOVE YOU I HOPE WE MEET AGAIN SWEET BOY 💖💖💖
~
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Daniel jackson whump: shifu touches his forehead and his finger emits a bright light, Daniel falls to the floor with a yell and passes out. .noises, hospital scene, vivid recall, intrusive memories/visions, is generally evil thru out episode
No glasses!Daniel 🤓 several scenes thru out the episode for several minutes
🎶listening to Awake by Josh Groban🎶 just thinking about Daniel telling shifu about all the times he and sha're sat together and talked about archeology and him teaching her about languages and her teaching him about ancient Egyptian culture and shifus face lighting up at everything Daniel is saying bc this is his REAL dad and maybe some things he heard about sha're are familiar bc he does those too? Maybe they have the same laugh. Maybe they both like star gazing. Maybe they both like wearing daniels glasses to tease him. The words of this song also remind me of daniels depression about her death and how much he misses her but I like to think he found a little peace in telling her son about how much he loved her.
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SG1
Season 4 episode 13
"THE CURSE"
Notes by me
- I see archeology artifacts I already love it
- Daniel centric episode?? Yes please
- I know this actor!!!! ????
- I see the argument about whether ancient artifacts belong in museums or to the culture they came from is being brought up
- when Daniel takes the magazine from Jack is a direct parallel to when he took the news paper from the guard in the movie
- :((( his mentor died
- I guess we got beef between Daniel and this random guy. He called him a disappointment right in front of a whole ass funeral gathering
- who is SHE
- girl dead ass felt up his waist when she hugged him 👀
- "last time I saw you, you were giving a lecture to an empty room"
"Well, it was full when i started"
Always positive,Daniel
- "men from atlantis" little do you know that there IS an atlantis!!!
- what a dick I hate him
- Sarah being taller than Daniel is making me smile so much
- *kermit voice* hhmmm old girlfriend
- lets play how many seasons is it gonna take Jack to convince Sam to go fishing with him
- confirmed Jack loves loons
- Jack in cargo shorts and sandals #fashion
- gate symbols on the artifact maybe?
- SAM IS BUILDING A MOTORCYCLE???? BIKER CHICK SAM CONFIRMED
- oh its not gate symbols, its goauld symbols
- love the loon sounds in the back round of the fishing scene BUT loons dont really yell that much during the day
- when tealc is on the phone with daniel, wishing he could throw himself in the lake to get out of hanging with jack :
- "I have no idea" 💗💗
- daniel believing in curses is not at all surprising when he believed in aliens
- Steven is a liar and I know this bc of vibes
- rip librarian lady ✊😔
- ordinary ceramic can hold a goauld symbiote?? Weak bitches
- dissecting the goauld made me physically sick that was disgusting
- Sarah talking about computer stuff and Daniel blinking several times to stay awake
- if the writings on the artifact say "banished" ad the goauld was forced into he jar and kept alive for thousands pf yrs its probably a punishment of some kind
- Steven is possessed I'm calling it
- if he tells her about aliens I'm gonna get so mad
- I will sew his lips shut if I have to
- Osiris
- "stop the goaulds with minimal risk to yourselves" he loves his kids
- EGYPT!!!
- nothing is better than their outfits
- the music 🔥
- secret hatch!! With ribbon device??
- look Daniel knows how to hold a gun
- no glasses!Daniel
- ah rip Steven
- Sam checking for goaulds by touching him ahahshshs I love her ability
- GOAULD!!! Ah shit Sarah no
- oh Daniel I'm sorry
- thats another person he cared about taken away from him! This guy has some Issues
- daniel whump gives me clear skin
- so casually listing all the goaulds theyve killed
- my boy fighting against the ribbon device and trancing her I'm 👁👄👁
- a ship??? Did NOT see that coming
- shes got a nice outfit tho I must admit
- so Sarah is osiris now??? And shes Daniel ex???? And shes a bad guy???? This plot line is NICe
- "I think im getting used to that thing" Daniel thats not a good thing
- micheal shanks giving me the BEST after effects of the ribbon device
- steven lives btw my man pulled thru
- uuhhh?? The ship extended some pointy thing and flew away mom I'm scared
~
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Daniel jackson whump: choked, noises, manhandled, on his knees, ribbon device to forehead, grabbing head, mind pain
Sam carter whump: thrown by ribbon device
Fraiser whump: thrown by ribbon device
BONUS:
Steven whump: bloody face, unconscious, bleeding internally, flinching, noises
🤓 no glasses!Daniel for last 10 minutes of episode
🎶listening to The One That Got Away by Katy Perry🎶 for all the lost college yrs of Daniel and Sarah and the sad fact she is now possessed by an evil alien 😔
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