#tbh this all my fucking landlords fault

[xxlelaxx]

We got heaters and we still have water. There is no way of knowing when exactly everything will be over.

#ignore me #i hope it just goes fast #i need to shower before work and id have to be at my parents house before 5 to do that which means getting up at four or cooking water #so i can use it to wasj myself which still means getting up at five #and the cats keep trying to play with the stupid heater and we cant keep it on while we arent home #so the house will get too cold for them while we are gone #this is the worst that could happen #2023 was supposed to be better than 2022 but instead it somehow became worse #also cant keep it on during nighttime which just means that I'll get sick again #tbh this all my fucking landlords fault #that stupid thing is like five years older than me and we've slowly been needing to replace every part #it was obvious that it needed to be renewed #same with the fucking bathroom window #this is the first year its been moldy cause they cant he bothered to fucking replace the window #but i just don't care anymore #they know about the window #i keep bothering them #if they ruin their own stuff its not my fault

[colourful-dots]

no really why does everything have to be this hard???

#omg i literally will go crazy if i won't find a flat #pls just give me something in potsdam or berlin.... #and omg of my bachelor's thesis can't be found.... #i'm literally made of anxiety at the moment and that is not a good feeling #being with my parents really doesn't improve the situation #but tbh i think the worst thing rn is the thing with my landlords #because it's 100% their fault but i just know that when they call later they'll make it out to be my fault #and i hate stuff like that especially fucking landlords #the way i haven't had a problem with them for 4 years and then as soon as i had one problem in my flat (that wasn't my fault) they're all up #in my shit #uuuugggghhh #this is one lf those times where i just wanna skip ahead a few weeks hoping that everything will sort itself out but i won't have to sort it #out

[traumasurvivorshelpingsurvivors]

Hi, suicidal ideas tw

I just got the message that I got the appartment I was applying for. I had my own appartment but had to move for my job and move back to my mom, temporarily. And tbh living with my abusive mom again, after I already did live alone, is worse than before.

So I was applying for some appartments but had little chances since we have a shortage and I really lost hope and became somewhat suicidal again the last weeks. Not really suicidal and not passive suicidal, one step before that. Thinking about dying, consuming triggering media, finding peace in the thought of it. And now that I got the "ok" for the appartment, I feel worse than before. The appartment is ok, it has some features I dislike and some I really like but tbh I would've taken any appartment.

But now I am very negative, thoughts popping up, that the appartment actually sucks and I'd rather not take it etc. I know it's my brain trying to protect me, because I won't feel safe before I hold the keys in my hand. (And I had some issues with my previous landlord which were partly my fault and now I am afraid to fuck up again and make someone else hate me). But I also feel physically sick and my suicidal... dreaming has become worse. I feel so terribly ungrateful when I should be celebrating. That's all I wanted. But all I'm doing now, is worrying. So much that I'd rather be dead, if that'll stop the overthinking... I feel shitty...

Hi anon,

I'm sorry to hear that you're going through a difficult time. It's understandable that moving back in with your abusive mother is causing you distress, and the added stress of searching for a new apartment in a competitive market can be overwhelming. It's also understandable that you're feeling anxious and negative about the new apartment, especially given your past experiences with landlords and your fear of making mistakes.

It sounds like you have some conflicting feelings about this new apartment. Just know that you don't have to move in, but consider what your life would be like living there versus continuing to live with your mom. It's important to remember that it's okay to feel a range of emotions, and that feeling grateful and celebrating are not the only "acceptable" emotions in this situation. It's okay to feel scared and uncertain, and it's important to give yourself permission to feel and express these emotions. It's also important to seek support from a trusted friend, family member, or mental health professional during this time.

If you're feeling actively suicidal or having persistent thoughts of suicide, it's important to seek help immediately. You can contact a crisis helpline or speak with a mental health professional for support. Remember that there is hope and help available, and you don't have to go through this alone.

I hope I could help, and please let us know if you need anything.

-Bun

#mod bun #trauma talks #tw sui #tw abuse

[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

I HAV BRONCHITIS N I QUIT KETAMINE!!!!!!!!!!!

And no dis is NAWT a bacterial Lawn metal reference!!!! A SCRUB IS THE 70’s EQUIVALENT OF A MUNCH N I AM DEF A MUNCH. N in Lieu of trans awareness week i wuld like to state tht I am not only t4t , I yam munch 4 lunch , rawr 4 XD , agnostik bottom leaning switch 4 coexi$t pink strap switch N as julia fox says , the big 3 are kloe kourtney n kim !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it just meh or is bushwick gettin domesticated???? I hav a crush on my new neighbor who looks like lorde farquade. i saw him sitting on the stoop in the morning N my pick up line wuz. Heyz. Do u like K’z ??? He said it’s been a long time ….we all kno whut dat means. i JuST HEArd someone running and rapping to I jus wanna Rawk by lil uzi??? W all the ahh’s aahh’s ahhh’s in it too!.?!!?! omgg.

AS THA YR COMES CLOSER 2 AN END ID LIK TO SAY IF WE FUKED NO WE DIDNT N IF WE DAted n Broke UuP it was UR FAULT NOT MYNE . i has learnt a lotz of lessons like . If u hav a chance to b at wiz khalifas vip table u shuld take it even if he’s misogyner instead of b in a haunted apt in st markz , Dont close ur eyes on K , If there’s a Mice infectstation in ur Apt n they r eating ur ramen, Still , it doesn’t matter , don’t Contavt ur landlord , and fuk bitchez n eat nutella .

Lyfe has been lyfeing as in its cold n seasonal depression is a real ting and I impulsively dyed my hair red again and i guess im gonna start baking now to stay warm cuz the heater in my room makes a lot of noise N it scares meh . Mi therapist is nice n let's meh cry every time im in front of him n he lets me also use the whole box of tissuez. he said i have cPTSD which i think is cool pussy throb sexybitch disorder. I want to throw hand on whoever ate all tha adderall in this country cuz im losin it.

Goin 2 tha winter post apocalyptic rave wuz fun but tha dolly parton themed bar wuz nawt. We walked Dam near 5 miles for dat sheit n then i h@d to stretch out my bionOnz after . NOT K3wL. met mi fwendz k plug who happenz to be a Quiet lesbian psychic.

Noice.

My reading at kgb wuz fun but i almost threw up but every1 liked my last poem i think n i closed tha nite ifTht counts for anything but then a stupid weird boy followed us after the reading into the smoke shop to offer us crack n So i had to cuss a bitch out. We then ran around tha city singing to mindless self indulgence n tha killerzz real loud then I realized.

i dont wanna live forever. i wanna live every day and share it with those i love, making scenes by scream singing at duane reed. getting so high you allend up in the bath. look at each other's silly tattoos and laugh. watch youtube videos then fall asleep. everyone's arms entangled around each other. memorize each other's snoring. steal at whole foodz in the morning. feed the rats pumpkin spice whipped cream cuz they like that. But don't get tha Hollandaise s@ice. It tastez like lemony but tuh.

Shuld i stop romanticizing my youth????? bc Yes,there will never ever be another time i'll feel this free n naive but i will also learn more n more n realize how stupid i hav been by all of these fucking mistakes N mayb it's time for me to grow up

THANK THA LAWRD dat scorpio season is OVA cuz dat mystical ass passive aggressive symbolic angelicdemonic a$$ shiet kan go somewhere else nOw.

Iwant matt healy to spin me around like a globe withhis fingers like a peace sign And more he/they's in bushwick :-[ If matt healy was a he they I wuld def make sure i dOnt Lite his cigarette badkwardszMEH.. TBH i been depressed as hell so i dun got much 2 say this week but mayb nxt week :-]

Til den ,

Ur fav cuck at unter. Rennvbabv6927

#blog

[eilislaceys]

okay i’m here without a graphic but am looking for some stuff for my kids. so far i have:

freida “freddie” copeland, 24, haley lu richardson - she’s a cambridge native born and bred, harvard legacy and daughter of like a filthy rich banker father and cold martini weilding mother. freddie was always the black sheep of the family even as a kid with a run in her panty hose and scuffed mary janes. she was the tomboy who was always getting chastised for making her dad’s business partners kids cry at playdates when she was trying to practice her sweet wwe moves on them. she brought even more #shame to her family dropping out of harvard half way through sophmore year because she fucking hated every minute of it and opened up a little comic book store called ‘gutters & panels’ that doubles as a safe space for teens and lgbtq youth to hang out and do their homework and the like! the store is like constantly on the verge of shutting down especially with skyrocketing rent and an asshole landlord but she’s not going down without a fight!! she’s got a big heart and bigger mouth that’s always getting her in trouble, but also out of trouble (”my greatest weakness is that i always lose my purse but my greatest strength is that i always find it”) she’s boisterous, freespirited and independent to a fault but it does get under her skin that she’s the odd man out in her family.  needs: i would love a sibling for her, preferably the golden child, whether they love that or hate that is entirely up to you but i’d love that dynamic tbh. people who work at the store with her, um give me like a chain bookstore across the street for a dumb ‘punk ass book jockey’ rivalry situation, friends from high school and harvard before she dropped out, an ex-boyfriend who was like please stop wrestling me all the time and wrote a dramatic r/relationships post about it but didn’t use a throwaway leading to the dumbest break up of all time. 

patrick o’malley, 22 - just a wee irish lad who works at a bartender at his parent’s bar which is a cambridge institution. most used phrase is ‘what’s the craic?’ don’t ever give him the aux cord because he’ll just start bumping the les mis soundtrack. chronic underachiever who struggled all through school but his teachers still loved him because he’s just a nice, charming kid. is really content to just take over the family business. catch him wearing harvard sweaters and pretending he goes there to flirt with cute girls at the bar, but then again he’s also obsessed with the degenerate who lives in the apartment above the bar and spends all of his tip money on buying her drinks to which his parents are like “u absolute fuckin eejit” 

needs: the rest of his siblings (you can find the rec here), friends from school and around town, anyone who knows his siblings would know him because he lives to shamelessly insert himself in their lives, i would love a past relationship for him where they just broke up a couple months ago after probably being together for like two or three years and both are moving on in super messy ways, wouldn’t be romantic but i think it would be fun! 

odette parker, 20 - retired gymnast who almost went pro, now is part of the crimson and ofc #18 on the “dean’s list” which makes her want to frankly put her head in the oven given her already low self-esteem. grew up in kansas, with a controlling stage mom and was raised to be a total nightmare diva. she’s trying to be better now but is still something of a narcissist. think eleanor shellstrop big time, along with being a disaster bi. probably cheated on her sats and has no real business going to harvard but it makes everyone else at home #seethe. that girl who takes a million selfies of herself w the lark filter bc photography is her passion~~ and somehow got stuck with the hand model who won’t leave her the fuck alone but she’s also kind of hot so it’s chill but not THAT much hotter than her that justifies her being #18

needs: her crimson gals, someone to beat up because how the fuck is she #18?!?!?!?!

hmu on here or my discord is millie#8227 if you want to want to discuss anything further! 

#char: freddie copeland #char: patrick o'malley #char: odette parker #gluerp

[punkscowardschampions]

Buster & Rio

Buster: You okay? Buster: You look better than, but I know you know it Rio: I'm better than too Rio: I'm so glad we did it Buster: Me too Buster: Even if I am gonna have to glass granddad with my juice in a minute, like Rio: Power move, babe Rio: can't have a day off from being a landlord, obvs Buster: Don't dish it out if you can't take the backlash, old man Buster: So, you and Nance? Buster: How does it feel to be in love again? Rio: 😂 Rio: You know, got it's benefits Rio: she insisted on buying this dress, like Buster: Trust her to find somewhere to buy something like that around here Buster: Actual talent Buster: Don't tell her I said so, obviously but Rio: Obviously Rio: Step off my woman, tbh Buster: If she really is your woman keep her on the juice so she'll behave herself with me Buster: Spare me the telling off Rio: People'll think I'm tryna set up a 12 steps programme, like Buster: 😇 Buster: Not to be that selfish cunt now that we've done what we came for, but when can we go? Rio: I feel it Rio: it's exhausting being the centre of attention but someone's gotta, babe Rio: Soon Buster: If you're actually tired we can go right now Buster: Just tell me Buster: I won't even sulk that my idea hasn't got off the ground Rio: It is a good excuse Rio: We gotta make the most of it Buster: Exactly Buster: And then we'll go and I'll take you shopping, outshining my sister and making you happy at the same time Rio: You really need to, don't you? 😏 Buster: 'Course Buster: There's so much you and the baby both need Rio: Right now? 😋 Buster: Yeah Rio: He better not plan on going anywhere yet Rio: but what do I need, baby? Buster: You tell me, angel Buster: Other than the bikinis I already promised you Buster: There's a whole list, I bet Buster: Really think about it Rio: That is true, like no chance of wearing one today but I was popping out of that damn dress like no one's business Rio: I'll be pondering Buster: I'll just be thinking about that Buster: Don't mind me Rio: Gotta do something whilst I'm making my list, checking it twice Buster: I'll check you as many times as this lot will let me before taking the piss Buster: More than twice, at least Rio: I believe in you, babe Rio: we've had enough practice Rio: take piss all you want but you weren't that smart then, lads Buster: 😏 Buster: Speaking of, what do you reckon the chances are of us sneaking off for a little while Buster: I just wanna be alone with you Rio: Hmm Rio: I'm always up for trying if you are Buster: Well, I'm ready when you are then Rio: Speak of the devil Rio: No offense, Ma Rio: bear with Buster: 😒 Rio: Thought you loved being golden boy, babe? Buster: Mine's texting me now, I think you actually summoned her by mentioning the d word Rio: Give me the gist, yeah? Hope she's not vying for round two, like Buster: Nah, she's just checking in Buster: Weird but true Rio: Feeling the good vibes from here Rio: celebrating hard enough Buster: Or she only wants me to be at risk of bad vibes if she's the one giving them out Buster: Either way Rio: Not now, baby Rio: it's only gonna be good from here Buster: Yeah it will Rio: Literally Rio: I can't believe it Rio: no more being apart Rio: no more secret anything Buster: It doesn't feel real yet Buster: That we get to have all that Buster: Like properly, not just for a few weeks or something Rio: I know Rio: Actual forever Rio: No takebacks now Buster: If I smile any wider my sister is gonna take a pic of me and keep that forever 'cause who'd have thought they'd see the day Buster: Moody cunt I was Rio: You're so beautiful though Rio: can I frame it? Buster: I know you're trying to make me blush now so you can frame that Rio: I miss you Rio: how many times and ways can you say congrats, 'cos reckon I've heard 'em all, twice Buster: Same Buster: I think I'd rather a fuck you at this point Buster: Come sit on my lap, make them come to you if they must Rio: You cannot say fuck and lap in the same breath and expect me not to wanna turn you on in return now Rio: so, coming 😋 Buster: That wasn't even intentional, I just miss you too Buster: My mind can't help going there, clearly Rio: I know Rio: Shamelessly dirty mind Rio: been being good for too long now Buster: Yeah Buster: All day I've just been staring at your tits and thinking selfishly about how much I wanna suck on them before he can and the piercing has to come out Rio: 😩 DADDY Rio: Don't reckon we could get away with it, do you Rio: say we're practising Buster: I mean, I don't care if everyone watches so don't actually need to get away with anything Rio: That's so Rio: You're so Rio: Stop 🤤 Buster: I can't Buster: 'Cause you're so Buster: I guess I'll have to compromise with an earlobe for now Rio: How does that feel so good Rio: Shit, you're gonna make me moan Buster: Do it Buster: Everyone's being so loud you could probably scream my name out before any head's turned Rio: I know that's what you want Buster: Then give me it Rio: Loud enough? Buster: Not yet Buster: But maybe if I do this Rio: Baby please Buster: Please do it again, okay sure Rio: Please bite me Rio: quit all that teasing shit you're killing me Buster: Better? Rio: It's a start Rio: Best you can do here, in front of everyone, I think 😉 Buster: Is that a challenge? Buster: You know I take my dares very seriously, always have Rio: I'm gonna need proof of that Rio: been a while since then, remind me Buster: Alright Buster: You might wanna hold on to the edge of this seat Buster: Just saying Rio: I wanna hold onto you Buster: Hold on tight then Buster: Don't give us away or I'll have to stop Rio: I need this more than I wanna be loud Rio: Trust me Rio: I'll be the perfect angel Buster: We'll see Buster: You wanted a reminder, yeah? I'm just not going as far back in time yet, just a few weeks back for now Rio: I remember Rio: That was a good time Buster: Now, how did I begin? Hmmm Buster: Was it like this or this Rio: Oh Rio: Here, lemme help, if I just move a tiny bit forward like this Rio: that's definitely it Buster: Babe, you're so helpful Buster: But I think it was more like Rio: Yeah, wow, okay Rio: Maybe you're right, babe Buster: I'm still not sure though Buster: Let's try this Buster: Just Rio: Buster Buster: Rio Rio: Slow down if you don't want me to make a scene, this feels too good already Buster: So what you're saying is, if I want you to make a scene I should do this? Buster: Or maybe Rio: People are looking baby Buster: Let them Rio: Oh my God Buster: I'm gonna have to take you to the bathroom, aren't I? You're just feeling so hot and faint all of a sudden, like Buster: It's unavoidable Rio: I don't know if I can move yet Buster: I'll carry you, it's okay Buster: Come on Rio: Will you fuck me properly in there? Rio: Can't promise you cocaine this time but you'll definitely get some Buster: And I'll barricade the door too Buster: I can promise you privacy and all the reminders you want Rio: I love you Rio: I wanna remember every single time you've made me cum Buster: I love you too Buster: Try and look weak as I loudly make our excuses for the rest of the table Buster: Then we can focus on how you actually feel Rio: Won't be too hard Rio: always weak for you, like Buster: And you do look very 😳 Buster: Hold on Rio: That's your fault entirely, you knew what you was doing Buster: I haven't even started yet Rio: Make me so messy we can't say bye Rio: then take me home and do it all again Buster: You know I can't say no to you Rio: 😊 Rio: You know you don't want to Buster: I really don't Buster: I might be the one literally carrying you halfway across this bar right now but I'm so weak Rio: It's been a long day, baby Rio: this will make you forget all about it Buster: Feel my heart Buster: I need this Buster: I need you Rio: You've got me, forever Rio: I'm gonna take care of you Buster: We're gonna take care of each other Buster: Just don't let me go to hell for how concerned some of that lot are that you're actually sick Rio: They're gonna know how much better I feel soon, don't worry Rio: I'll put their mind's at, probably not ease but you know Buster: I love you Rio: I love you babe Buster: Time to find out how easy your new dress is to take off Rio: Well the girl in the shop had to help me get it on so Rio: but I believe in you Buster: You should Buster: I'm very determined Rio: I know, it's one of the things I like about you Buster: Give me the list while I strip you, see how many we get through Rio: Damn Rio: Okay Rio: You're smart but so hardworking with it, you're hot as fuck and the best lay ever but really fucking beautiul and sweet too, you're honest and I never have to second-guess what you say, or think there's stuff you aren't Rio: You're the best protector, you get me and you make me wanna be better 'cos you believe I can, you're never boring Buster: As much as I wanna hear more, I did it Buster: So phones down Rio: 😩🤤 okay daddy, long as you keep laying down the law too Buster: Promise Rio: 👑 Buster: Now do what you're told Rio: 😋 Buster: I'm serious, if I have to take it away from you you're gonna be so sorry Rio: Make me sorry 'cos I'm not Rio: At all Buster: Fine Buster: If that's how you want it Rio: 🙌 Buster: [Saucy behavior ensues] Rio: Well, this isn't shaming at all Rio: why'd you let him stop you? Buster: Would you honestly rather I didn't? Rio: I don't care really, even if everyone fully heard Buster: Good, 'cause it's a fair assumption Buster: You sounded so good though Buster: I hope they did Rio: I felt so good Rio: it's alright for you, if you'd drink it, they'd buy you a pint, like 😏 Buster: Use your pregnancy excuse? Buster: The hormones, like Rio: 😂 for being a needy slut? Rio: Sorry everyone, basically a medical emergency Buster: Yeah Buster: It can make you horny, that's accurate Buster: Your ma can back you up Rio: Hush 😒 she probably would and no one needs to be that blunt about it, like Buster: 😂 Buster: I need if it means we can go home sooner rather than later Rio: I'm waiting on you, big man Buster: Let's go then Rio: Meet you on the otherside, like Rio: no way of getting out of here quick or easy Buster: Not with that attitude, babe Buster: We can do anything, remember? Rio: You gotta be polite Buster: Nah Buster: I can be selfish, so can you Rio: Yeah? Buster: 'Course Buster: What if I'm polite to you? If I say please, maybe Rio: Try it and see Buster: Rio, please let me take you home right now Buster: Please Rio: 🤤 Rio: How could I say no? Rio: 'Specially when I wanna go too Buster: Good Buster: Don't resist me Rio: Daddy 😩 Rio: You're gonna have to fuck me in the car now Rio: 'fore we even get going Buster: I better move it first then Buster: Give us slightly less chance of being interrupted Rio: Good idea Rio: I can't deal with any more today Buster: I know Buster: Me either Rio: When we get home can we stay in bed for at least Rio: 3-5 working days Rio: and not have to see anyone Buster: Well, Indie maybe Buster: But definitely Rio: Okay, kinda unavoidable, not that rude Buster: You can still stay in bed, I'll bring you everything you need Rio: You're lovely Rio: I don't need to, I just want to Rio: I've missed you so much Buster: Shh I'm trying to be a prick so we can leave Buster: Well, I want too and I want you to Buster: So it's gonna happen Rio: 🤐 Buster: I love you Rio: I love you too Buster: Come on Buster: Enough of this Buster: Time to go home Rio: Thought you'd never ask Buster: Well, now I'm telling Buster: Everyone, and you Rio: 😍 Rio: Let's go Buster: Yeah Buster: Meet me at the car, I'm seriously gonna move it Rio: Me too 💃 Rio: Never seen me move so fast Buster: I could say when you were running away from me, but let's not think about that Buster: 😏 Rio: Oh but it's so much fun to Buster: Oh really? Rio: Don't you think? Buster: Are you gonna play hard to get in this car? 'Cause I think that'll be a challenge Rio: 😏 Rio: Keep on your seat, thank you Buster: 'Cause you asked so nicely Buster: I might Rio: Better Rio: can't keep your hands to yourself you gonna catch these hands Buster: Hot Buster: [Sends car pics of him not keeping his hands to himself, wink wonk] Buster: Are you sure that's what you want though? Rio: 😣 Buster: Use your words Buster: I asked you a question Rio: but I want you but I can't give into you so easy Buster: Yes you can Buster: You can do anything you want, have anything you want Rio: You promise you won't get bored Buster: Do I look or sound bored to you? Rio: I can't make it a challenge Rio: I need you so much Buster: I don't want it to be Buster: Don't you know how impatient I am for you Rio: I'm looking at the pictures, still Buster: I need you too Buster: Come here and I'll show you Rio: I'm trying, I swear Buster: Try harder Buster: Please Rio: I'm sorry baby Rio: they're trying to show me something, I'm barely listening Buster: Just tell them I'm trying to show you something Buster: [sends more pics to make his point] Rio: Fuck Rio: they're gonna know if you keep making me react like that Buster: Good Buster: You're mine and they're keeping you from me so Rio: Say it again Buster: You're mine and I want you here now Rio: I'm yours Rio: and I'm making my excuses Buster: Blame me Buster: I don't care Rio: I don't either Rio: They can be mad if they want Buster: Exactly Buster: We're free, babe Rio: We've been nice Rio: all day Buster: Jesus, we've been nice for weeks Rio: My poor baby especially Rio: enough talking, yeah? Buster: Unless its just to you Buster: For you Rio: I've got so much to tell you Buster: Start now Buster: I'm listening Rio: Do you have any idea how badly I've wanted you all day because being on the beach reminded me of the honeymoon and also where we're gonna make our next baby and it's been even more unbearable than being nervous was Buster: Baby Buster: You've really been through it today, yeah? You need to unwind Buster: When we get home, you're having a massage, no arguments Rio: I'm not going to argue Rio: I want you to make me feel good Buster: So hurry up Buster: I'm here waiting Rio: I'm out the door, where'd you move the car Buster: If you promise to behave for long enough I'll bring it right to you Buster: Otherwise [location] Rio: I'm an angel, how dare you Rio: but not a princess so you know, I'll walk Buster: Why do you think I've been carrying you all day, fuck princesses, you're a queen Rio: You're a dork Rio: but you're mine Buster: So that's a no to the plastic 👑 then, yeah? Okay Rio: If it ain't real I ain't down, general rule Rio: gotta match the 💍 Buster: Good to know Buster: First thing on the shopping list, is it? Buster: I'm still waiting for that too, like Rio: You'd rather go shopping right now? Rio: Okay, babe Buster: Shut up Buster: You're the one stalling Rio: I'm walking Rio: excuse me for being weighed down by YOUR huge child Buster: Don't listen son, your mum is just frustrated right now Buster: She doesn't mean it Rio: 😒 Now you're ganging up on me Rio: Charming Buster: Poor baby Buster: You feeling outnumbered? Rio: 😞 Yeah Buster: The dog can be a girl, I promise Rio: So you can call us both bitches, hmpf Buster: 😂 Buster: Behave Rio: You gonna give me a treat if I beg real nice, daddy? Buster: You know it Rio: Forever mad you don't like cats Buster: It's not like I hate them Buster: You can still have some, just not so many they outnumber the children Rio: It's not that I've got the ears and collar and everything and you won't even appreciate it 😠 Buster: Well, now you're just putting words in my mouth Rio: Salty fr 😂 Buster: 😒 Buster: Don't take the piss Rio: I'm not, I'm genuinely fuming, who am I gonna be a pretty lil kitty for now? Rio: dogs are such male energy, I can't, babe Buster: It literally hasn't stopped you before, but okay, babe Buster: Also I'm fuming that you're calling me a cat hater to get out of this Buster: Just put it on and stop playing Rio: True Rio: Hmm, I was just really jealous of the dog that day Rio: and I wanted to be choked, I'm not gonna not use the leash, like, who am I Buster: I remember Buster: Vividly Rio: Mmm, I'm sure the neighbours do too, another stairway escapade Buster: I hope they don't, that way we can jog their memory Buster: Or just give them a new one Rio: Your hands feel so good around my throat Rio: you can feel every noise I can barely make Buster: If you're gonna talk like that, I'm gonna need you to also walk faster Rio: You know how I get Rio: distracted Buster: If I have to get out of this car and come and find you, distracted won't be the half of it Rio: No? Buster: Right, I'm opening this fucking door Rio: I don't think you're gonna do anything to me on this public street though 😋 Buster: If you wanna be wrong, you can be wrong Buster: 'Cause like fuck I won't Rio: Yes Rio: Come get me Buster: I am Buster: I will Rio: What are you gonna do to me, daddy? Buster: It's a surprise Buster: Like you said, there's been so much talking today Rio: Fuck, just do it, do what you want do what you need, just be here now Buster: Say please Buster: It can be the last word though Rio: Please please please Rio: I'll be saying it quietly 'til I feel you behind me

[thekrazykeke]

Fandom(s): Deadpool, MCU

Relationship(s): Blind Al & reader (familial). Deadpool x reader.

Request:  Oh it's cool just some deadpool/reader. Like where the reader is blind Al's granddaughter(or daughter up to you lol) and she meets wade for the first time and immediately falls for him cause he's akward and cute and he falls for her cause she's sarcastic and funny??? If u cant its fine just wanted to ask cause i havent requested anything in a while lol😂

Requester: @keya168

Summary: Superficial beauty never mattered much in the long run, especially if someone was a piece of shit on a slice of white bread. 

Warning(s): Casual, light breaking of the fourth wall (it’s Deadpool, yo), swearing, light flirting(?), minor violence (because the reader thinks DP is an intruder).

Part I

Okay, admittedly, I cheated a little by making this a second part to my other Deadpool imagine. But, it’s all good, and I figured this was more realistic tbh, though I’m inclined to do another part and might make this into a series.

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“Grandma!” Pounding on the door of her house, you held a newspaper over your (h/c) hair, a futile shield against the rain which was steadily pouring down, soaking your clothes. “Grandma, are you home?!” Not hearing an acknowledgement from the older woman but figuring she was out or asleep, you half sank to your haunches, placing the grocery bags onto the ground for a moment, fingers brushing underneath the welcome mat until... “Aha!”, retrieving the spare key, you stood up again, grabbing the bags as an afterthought. Once you unlocked the front door, you stepped inside, lowering your arm and dropping the soaked newspaper into the trash can near the door. Although it was ingrained habit to take your shoes off when stepping onto carpeted floor, this floor looked, putting it politely, atrocious, and was riddled with suspicious looking stains. 

Though, you knew this wasn’t the older woman’s fault, it was the previous tenants who’d left the place a wreck and while the landlord was supposed to rip up the carpets and replace them with new ones, he was such a jackass and liked to take advantage of the disabled and weak; a schoolyard bully in all sense of the word. Grandma Al had her pride and refused to move in the apartment you shared with your mother though there were at least two other guest bedrooms. Mom had begged, cajoled, gotten angry and tried to bribe her, but she wouldn’t budge on her stance, which had hurt your matriarch and for the moment, the two of them weren’t on speaking terms. Angry as she was at Grandma, your mother didn’t protest the decision you made to go visit the elderly woman today.

Looking around, you half wished that you’d come sooner. “This place is a pigsty.” You muttered aloud to yourself, entering the small kitchen and placing the bags onto the empty counter space. 

“It is just as nasty as a frat boy’s bachelor pad, you’re totally right, miss author!” The jovial tone caused you to jump and whirl around. Standing right behind you in a spandex, red body suit, with, ‘Were those fucking swords?’ You thought hysterically, eyes widening and heart hammering in your chest. Before you could draw breath to scream, a firm hand wrapped covered your mouth, silencing you. “Easy there, Beyonce, I know you’ve got quite a pair of lungs on ya, but Al’s upstairs, sicker than an old dog on cocaine, which maybe, not the best terminology--”

Reaching behind you into the sink, overflowing with dishes, you grabbed onto the object and swung harshly. The pan hit the man hard against his cranium and he crumpled. Taking panick-y breaths, you leap over his crumpled body, running up the stairs two at a time, “Grandmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” Turning to the left, you twist the knob of the door and it opened easily.

“Y/N?” Grandma did look sick, you registered. Heart slowly starting to calm down to a more regulated rhythm, you went over to her bed and took a seat. “I didn’t know you were coming to see me, child. I’d have been more put together.” Her words lit a metaphorical fire inside of you. “We gotta get outta here, Grandma.” Confusion flitted across her face but you recognized the stubborn tightening of her jaw. “Grandma, I’m serious. I don’t know if you didn’t lock your door or something, but there’s a guy downstairs in a red suit with swords--”

“They’re katanas, actually.” 

A short scream left your throat as you heard the familiar voice of the psycho dude who’s skull you’d bashed, and again, your heart sped up in anxiety, even as you moved to use your own body as a shield, trying to obscure the view of the elderly woman behind you. “Y/N, girl, would you settle down?” Al’s wizened, exasperated voice filled you with embarrassment. “I told you about Wade before, remember?”

“Uh...uh-huh?” Keeping one eye on him, guard still up defensively, “But you ain’t say anything about him wearing spandex. Or creeping around corners, sneaking up on people.”

The guy, identified as Wade, raised a hand. “That was definitely not one of best moments. I don’t have many of those anyway.” Thrusting a hand in front of your face, “To be fair, you’ve got quite the arm on you. You clocked me good.” His tone was light, amused, maybe.

On autopilot, you reached out, clasping his hand in a shake. 

“Aww, you’re gonna end it here?”

There will be more chances for you to woo the reader. 

“Woo her? What is this, some cheap romance novel?”

Shut up, Wade!

“He does that alot?” You glanced back at your elder, having watched Wade turn and talk to empty air, and she only smiled, chuckling. “It’s a quirk of his. Just go with it. He’s still a nice boy, Y/N.”

“If you say so, Grandma.” 

#deadpool #mcu #deadpool x reader #mcu imagine #wade wilson #marvel #wade wilson x reader #marvel imagine #black reader #deadpool imagine #thekrazykeke

[feminafatalis]

i wanna talk about laura cheating on shadow and what it means in terms of her morality and like what kind of person she is, but since cheating is a rough topic i’m gonna put it under a read more. please do read this if it won’t be triggering for you though because i think it’s gonna be really important to understanding my portrayal of laura! this may not be free of spoilers, but as far as i know i’ve stuck mainly to information and details we already know from the show. if i go into book stuff, i’ll put a spoiler warning

so okay, first things first: i’ve seen some stuff in laura’s and emily’s tags about laura being a bitch or a whore, etc and i’m not even gonna address that tbh but someone brought up like not condemning her for like the sexuality of it, but examining her morals. and that’s 100% valid!!! but they said like her ‘shitty morals’ or something and honestly?

laura isn’t morally shitty. she’s morally weak.

because if you think for a second laura like??? doesnt know what she’s doing is fucked up and wrong, then we are seeing two very different lauras.

and yes, she does it anyway. but that is not indicative of some like moral seed of evil. she’s lonely and sad and weak.

i don’t think robbie ever forced himself on her or really even took advantage of her because she definitely had most of her agency in the situation, but i also see so many indications that???? no part of her actually wanted to be with robbie. like as sad as it is, robbie is a complete stand-in for shadow. when she mentions being with him, she often mentions being drunk. she, as far as i can tell, drinks to ease the guilt she feels sleeping with robbie. (again, i’m not saying any of this is right, but i am saying that laura didn’t one day go ‘fuck shadow i wanna get laid’ and sleep with robbie)

robbie was a drunken mistake that made her feel special and safer and loved. i’m also going off of the fact that in book canon, shadow isn’t super expressive (which i’ll get into more later and im gonna put a spoiler warning)

i also don’t think laura’s friendship with audrey is particularly healthy. it’s 100% tenuous, probably a little high school. im certain that they don’t get along more often than they’d like to admit. of course i’m not trying to minimize what audrey’s going through (and i think the show and betty gilpin did a really good job of like portraying how much it fucks her up) but there are aspects of her personality that i could identify as seriously clashing with laura’s. i think audrey was a little more cynical, probably a bit more biting and sarcastic in her everyday life. and i think laura, before her death, was the kind of positive you only are when you’re really making an effort. laura doesn’t have a good relationship with her mom (clearly evidenced by the fact that shadow doesn’t get along with her mother. shadow meant the world to laura and if her mom was ever unkind to him i really don’t see laura tolerating that)

shadow was laura’s best friend, if not (by the time they got married) her only real friend. is that healthy? of course not. but it was definitely a reality. laura has people she’s friendly with. but her circle is audrey, robbie, and shadow. audrey is her best friend on paper, but they are old friends and definitely grew to be very different people. robbie is the person who knew shadow and was shadow’s best friend, so it makes sense that laura is more drawn to robbie for companionship than audrey because he is more like shadow

so now let’s think about laura who’s just lost her best friend in the entire world. it’s her fault. she doesn’t really shy away from the fact that she is the reason shadow went to prison. i can’t remember if they go into detail about what happened, but he did it to protect her. so: 1) the love of her life/her best friend is in prison. 2) it’s her fault. 3) her ‘best friend’ audrey is someone she connects with less and less every day. 4) robbie is there.

also!!!! laura is ABSOLUTELY self sabotaging. she knows sleeping with robbie will damage her relationship with shadow, and whether she is conscious of it or not, she thinks shadow is better off without her.

NOW let’s talk about that dick pic shall we?

gross.

so we see her phone, her texts to robbie seem to consist mostly of plans to meet. but he texts her that dick pic and she says DOWN BOY

i know this seems like im reaching but she is pretending he is shadow

it’s literally this big sweet inside joke that shadow is her puppy. they don’t go into it on the show which is absolutely obscene because it is the sweetest thing in the world and im gonna paste it in here for anyone who hasn’t read the book.

“When they got married Laura told Shadow that she wanted a puppy, but their landlord had pointed out they weren’t allowed pets under the terms of their lease. “Hey,” Shadow had said, “I’ll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? Sniff your crotch? I bet there’s nothing a puppy can do I can’t do!” And he picked her up as if she weighed nothing at all and began to lick her nose while she giggled and shrieked, and then he carried her to the bed.“

So, yeah it’s a reach but I genuinely think Laura is just pretending Robbie is Shadow. She talks to him as if he’s Shadow, she gets drunk before she sleeps with him. She’s miserable because the love of her life is gone.

I’m not saying Laura is a morally pure person. But she’s not an inherently bad person. She did a bad thing out of desperation and emotional instability and now she’s dead and she can’t apologize because she doesn’t feel all that sorry because she can’t feel anything bc she’s dead. so yeah im not seeking to absolve her of guilt, but like she was also suffering a lot without shadow and the way she coped with it totally sucked! but i also see it as a very (tragically) human thing to do.

PLOT/BOOK SPOILERS BELOW

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another thing: i haven’t read this far in my reread so i don’t remember much detail but shadow is called shadow because he is a shadow of a person. that’s why i think his race is made to be a little bit ambiguous, he doesn’t talk much, and is all together pretty passive in the book. they changed these things because a) shadow as a protagonist needs to be a little bit more relatable/engaging, b) the show would be dry without dialogue, and c) like re: race you inherently have to choose a human to play the role and that person is inherently going to have a racial identity so like that’s just how that works

this is why i identified so strongly with shadow in high school, lol. he isn’t fully himself!!! he’s not fully alive, even! so obviously that factored into laura feeling so distanced from him. all she got were phone calls, potentially rare visits where he was likely suffering a lot emotionally and thus may have been even more distant? and like that’s not his fault, but again laura is a weak person. she needs a lot of love and care and reassurance which shadow can’t possibly give her in prison. it’s not his fault, it is her fault, but shadow has sympathy for her so i ask that you do too! and like you probably do bc you’re following me but ive seen a lot of hate in her tag and it just made me sad bc she’s so complex and to just write her off as a sack of shit is totally reductive bc she was definitely like wracked with guilt when she was alive. we just don’t see it now bc she’s dead and like expressing whatever guilt she had to shadow doesn’t make sense to her because its over, she already did it. and what’s the sense in making shadow feel guilty or sorry for her?

so yeah thats my spiel im sorry it turned into such a rant. but if you got this far thank you omg! ur a star and i hope you understand laura’s nightmare of an existence a little better (at least according to me) lmao love y’all! pls go easy on my dumb zombie daughter

#; beautiful in the dim light | headcanons #tHIS IS SO LONG WHY AM I THIS WAY #cheating /

[jeniffercheck]

supercorp?

sorry this took so long!! enjoy :’)

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

listen okay kara doesn’t mean to okay it’s just that sometimes she walks really fast and she doesn’t notice that the door says push and not pull but it’s not her fault that the door came off of it’s hinges okay like they should really just make sturdier doors!!

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

lena!! luthor!! she does it all the time when she’s reading over reports and editing speeches and pitches and it got to the point where jess noticed and bought her a notebook specifically for doodling all things related to kara!! (”um, miss luthor?” “yes, jess?” “are you sure you want to send these blueprints to the investors for the alien detection device?” “why wouldn’t i, jess?” “well-it’s just that-you kind of wrote ‘ll+kd’ in hearts all over the margins..” “you know i’d really like to check the scale on that blueprint before i send it out. can i have it back?”)

Who starts the tickle fights

is this a real question?? kara totally attacks lena at all hours of the day. lena pouts once? kara tickles her. lena tries to steal the remote? kara tickles her. lena exists?? kara tickles her.

Who starts the pillow fights

they try to avoid pillow fights tbh. it once ended with kara’s tv going through a window..the landlord wasn’t very happy and it took a very big donation from l-corp to get him to let kara stay

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

it switches. if kara was just out saving the day she falls asleep before lena can even get under the covers. if that happens then lena will stroke her hair until she knows that kara’s out and just revel in the thought of knowing that kara’s safe for at least the night. 

when lena has a busy day at work or a product launch it’s usually her who falls asleep first so kara will stay up and watch the worry lines from the day disappear from lena’s face :’)

Who mistakes salt for sugar

neither. lena’s pretty good in the kitchen and kara’s senses are Too Good to mistake anything like that.

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

lena. she’ll come stumbling in at one in the morning because “kara i literally just thought of the best invention, i’m going to build an entire prototype tonight!” and she’ll just throw something in the microwave real quick but fall asleep on the couch waiting for it. kara wakes up instantly whenever she hears the beeping and she’ll storm out of the bedroom ready to fry lena’s entire meal with her eyes until she sees lena slumped on the couch fast asleep and at that point her anger just dissipates and she’ll carry lena to bed and then wake up early and make a big breakfast since she missed dinner the night before PLEASE

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

i want to say kara but the memes are too good so for meme continuity’s sake i’ll say lena. 

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

hello, you’ve reached anal fucking retentive lena luthor. please leave a message after you’ve stated the time, date, your name, reason for calling, and exact number and time she should call back!

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

this is tricky. lena always gets the spoon when they’re done, but only becuase kara steals spoonfuls of batter while backing them. (”kara why should you get the spoon?” “because it was my idea to make brownies?” “but you literally ate more than half the batter!” “your point?” “i should get the spoon!” “fine. but only if i get more brownie squares once they’re baked.”)

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

lena. she doesn’t like all of the traits she picked up from having to wear a dress at the dinner table since the age of four, but she can appreciate a nice dining set up from time to time.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

kara. they’ll be sitting on the couch watching tv while kara scribbles note for any interviews she has the next day and when her brain is finally fried she’ll just grab lena’s hand and start doodling instead of using the paper in front of her. (”kara, what is that?” “it’s a meme, you know, the one with the-” “nevermind, i really don’t want to know.”

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

kara. jeremiah used to help her pick out cool stuff when they took her all over after she landed and if anyone loves to keep tradition alive it’s kara danvers. the magnets are the only colorful thing that lena willingly lets kara put up in the apartment so she loves to pick the craziest looking ones.

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

kara. she’s always been obsessed with them and to her bewilderment, lena never really did them when she was a teenager so kara loves to make sure that she gets to experience the greatness of finding out which one direction member is lena’s soulmate. (”i think harry is the most respectable member. he seems to have a knack for the whole ‘brand’ thing.” “lena you’re a total niall horan match up.” “he seems more for you, dear.” “i am a sucker for an irish accent”

send me a ship!

#i'm love them i'm In love with them #when are they going to rise pleashfdkjslhfd #thank you!! #supercorp #kara x lena #supergirl

[chessala]

(Personal rant behind the cut)

Right now, things just seem to be a clusterfuck. I probably shouldn’t complain - I have a supporting family, an amazing fiance, a roof over my head and a job.

I don’t want to whine too much, I really don’t but when you have landlords (we live in the same house) that tell you to let them know if their heavy steps disturb you, you do so, right? Just too bad that when you do (I think in 2 years I have done so a max of 3 times) because they wake you up at 6:45am when you have a few days off, they tell you that you are restricting their lifestyle too much and they would appreciate you looking for a new place.

My S/O suffers from hyperacusis - which is an over-sensitivity to noise. We told them this when we moved looked at the house and they still decided to take us. Now there are always times when things don’t align and I am not saying we are perfect tenants, of course we might disturb them with our habits too. But that’s when you say something, right? They told me exactly 2 things, none of them related to the mentioned issue and we have reacted to adjust this immediately both times.

And now they tell us that oh they are working people and can’t change some things. Newsflash, I usually get up at 7am for work as well and I guarantee you that you will not hear me throw my feet the way they do. Is it really that difficult to pay a bit of attention to how you behave before you leave for work?

And then they claim that we are not satisfied in a house where we are alone most of the day (which is not true because idek what work they do when they come home all the time over the day, sometimes for hours and I know they do not work from home). Then he also mentioned loud music - true, we have it louder sometimes when we clean or when we think they aren’t home. Have an issue? Fucking SAY SO! Also, how do you even know if you are supposedly not home all day!?!

This is actually severely pissing me off right now and I have some major salt regarding this. I’m not placing all fault on them but I found this message pretty insulting tbh. When I asked them to be more quiet (and I actually specified it to stomps over our bedroom, no more!), I was polite and respectful and this is the answer I get.

Oh and lets not forget that when I complained once about a machinery in the house that keeps getting louder (we barely heard it when we moved in), I was told ‘oh it’s just like that, deal’. Seriously, what am I doing wrong here?

I so wish we could have our own house already.

/rant over

#not yoi #personal #apartments suck #I seriously want a house