#tall guy with the guns

[flamemons]

How do you think Digimon Frontier might have gone if the Spirits of Steel, Wood, and Earth had been bequeathed to Ophanimon, the Spirits of Darkness and Water had been bequeathed to Seraphimon, the Spirits of Flame, Light, Ice, Wind, and Thunder had been bequeathed to Cherubimon, and the protagonists had been Katsuharu, Teppei, Chiaki, Teruo, and Koichi (with Kouji joining later)?

im just gonna ramble whatever comes to mind lmao. i drew some stuff too!

uuh while i find it hard to care too much about those other kids because well, I don't know much about them, it is really fun thinking about how kouichi would act if he was there from the start. I think he'd be serious, in a similar way to Kouji, bc he's there on a mission, y'know! All he remembers is following his brother around until Kouji gets some weird text message (wait,,, does kouichi have a phone? probably not, huh. poor people gang ftw...) and now hes in this fuckin place! (hes a dead soul in this au too.) I'd imagine he'd be just as driven as Kouji was, if not more so, bc he KNOWS koujis gotta be here somewhere....but instead of initially trying to avoid the other kids (koujis strategy), he'd probably stick around as soon as he realizes that theyre gonna get themselves killed if they keep acting stupid. So, instead of trying to ditch the kids or act distant, he'd nag them and rush them to stay on track, and come off as kind of a bossy stick-in-the-mud at first

Side note, its easy to think of kouji as being a lot more serious and mature compared to the rest of the frontier kids, but honestly, I have to wonder if he wouldve acted differently if ophanimon wasnt calling him all the damn time telling him that he has to find answers! hes gotta get stronger! theres something he Has To Know!!! like damn if ophanimon was that specific with the other kids they'd also probably be just as sullen. anyway, kouichi would be feeling the same kind of pressure.

in an attempt to make it more interesting for me, chiaki and teruo are now siblings. or close cousins. or something. (what if they were fraternal twins?? that would be so funny actually. there is a statistically improbable amount of twins here!) AND bc i like chiaki the most i think she'd make a cool leader of sorts! like, the lancer to kouichi. kouichi ends up accidentally being the leader bc hes so driven, and chiakis like, a genuinely nice person who really wants to help the digital world as soon as she steps off the first trailmon onto the flame terminal. she also doesnt take shit from anyone. maybe she was a quiet wallflower-type kid at school, but, if its for another's sake, then she'll always speak up! so now, in the digital world, she cant stay quiet!

ah i love just making shit up. this is fun

so together, they make the most chillest leader/lancer duo ever. (hey, if they WERE to be the two Main Ones, wouldnt it be cool if their Susanoomon-type evolution was deep-sea themed? mix darkness and water together, and you get The Fucking Abyss. it could be bioluminescent! a cool way to turn "light into darkness!")

btw, im not drawing any spirit forms here bc I think these kids would have alternative spirit forms as opposed to the evil ones in the show. like, heroic looking ones (basically, no child deserves to have to spirit evolve into grottomon) BUT im no good at character design and that sounds like a lotta work. also, the other spirits (fairymon, chakkmon, agnimon, etc,) would need evil forms too then, right?? that sounds like a REALLY hard thing to try drawing, so nah. just imagine these kids spirit evolving and fighting offscreen. speaking of the other spirits though,

i want chakkmon/tomoki to try pummeling the shit out of katsuharu and teppei!! karmas a bitch!! tomoki didnt get to have his character development in this AU, bc he (probably) fell off the trailmon train tracks and got Got by cherubimon!

i like the main frontier kids too much to not include them in everything i draw Ever, so imagine that maybe they all came to the digital world alone, and wandered around until they found their respective spirits (in similar circumstances to the show) but since those spirits belongto cherubimon, theyre possessed/convinced to fight on cherubimons side!! like "oh shit i have no friends and i hate my life, yea this big evil bunny has a point lets go fuck shit up". maybe some of them are fully in control of their actions, maybe some arent. maybe some of them remember that theyre human, but maybe some of them dont....?

lastly, i have to apologize bc i got completely sidetracked bc i thought "oh takuya and kouji would be very funny as team rocket-esque villains" so heres flamon and strabimon but Evil™

i like to imagine that theyre the Most Incompetent of cherubimons Evil Guys but theyre the only two (that cherubimon knows of) that can form susanoomon so THATS why hes trying to collect all the spirits. bc of that, they DEFINITELY dont remember that theyre human. (bc of that, they also kind of dont have anything to care about, so theyre just trying to have fun)

it would be fun if they were initially kind of lame but although they may be idiots, theyre not Dumb, so they slowly become competent at the same rate as the Heroes do, and instead of a sephirothmon arc theres like.......a beowolfmon and aldamon arc??? im not a writer i dont know. watch these five kids (and counting!) get slowly hunted by two fucking Beasts in the darkest forest ever.

or maybe they do Actually manage to collect all the spirits but it goes so horribly wrong and now theres like ten goddamn kids and ten spirits mashed up in the psyche of a very unstable susanoomon and its just some fucked up Twisted psychological nightmare. digimon evangelion.

basically in this AU, there is even MORE wild tone shifts and the plot goes Absolutely Fucking Bonkers. and takuya's cosplaying Jotaro Kujo for some fucking unknown reason.

thank you for asking! this was....probably not what you were going for, but c'est la vie

#answers #digimon frontier #abril can draw sometimes #digimon #shitpost #i know takuya looks very small but hes the same height as he is as a person its just that strabimon is a very tall guy #he just looks weird when i tried drawing him shorter that boy needs his long legs and weirdly long torso #its also just funny imagining kouichi getting whiplash bc strabimons so tall but kouji is.......exactly his height #takuya and kouji fight over who gets to take the fractal code this time and they accidentally restore a whole city #and cherubimon has to sit down and take deep breaths bc he cant kill these kids #bc these are the ONLY TWO the spirits of fire and light will accept #the spirits quietly rebel against cherubimons evil by only choosing kids that are Really Bad at being Mean #gun to my head i Cannot talk about digimon without somehow memtioning takuya #its my curse

[jetlaggingbehind]

there is an essay that could be written about heavy's relationship with gender that i am not awake enough to write but rest assured it bounces around at the back of my brain at all times

#thinking about having to be 'the man' in his family. living with only sisters. being tall and fat and by most standards menacing as a result #needing to be tough for his family's survival. naming his gun sasha. the grand duchess cosmetics. augh heavy weapons guy u r so fascinating #tf2 #tf2 heavy #heavy tf2 #team fortress 2 #textpost #juni speaks #character analysis

[isa-ah]

man. none of the grocery stores out here will deliver bc the snow that's been on the ground all week hasn't budged but I Do Not want to go back to Walmart aggg were so hungry tho were out of pretty much everything...

#the last time i went to walmart i had a really tall pissed off guy swing around on me and scream in my face #i didnt do anything he was mad that there were so many kids in the walmart so the measured normal response #was to turn around and back me down the isle alone and scream that he was going to get his gun to come shoot the place up #i was in the wrong place at the wrong time one thats enough for me

[juneviews]

I need y'all to understand that, while watching not me, my dear mother took one look at sir fluke gawin caskey & was like "this man is FINE. I really like him. he's my favorite." and then proceeded to take the danyok hospital betrayal scene, which is irrefutably the not me scene that shook me the most to my core, EVEN WORSE THAN ME!!! this woman was more hurt & betrayed by gawin's beautiful ass than me, who's liked him for over 4 years... and THAT, folks, is what thirsting for a tall, handsome man will get you 😌

#axelle rants #fluke gawin #gawin caskey #not me #not me cast #not me the series #my mom was like 'oh you told me about off & mond & first & gun and how much you love them? sorry I only got eyes for fluke here' :'))) #to be fair I'm sure him looking very white helps lol... honestly thinking about it gawin looks a bit like my dad... OH MY GOD. #I'm erasing this from my brain wtfffffff #(they're just both white & tall with no facial hair lol not that similar but no surprise my mom liked him in particular) #(she also liked papang I guess she just likes 185cm guys LMAO) #but anyways my mom being a gawin stan was not on my 2023 bingo card... wait until I send her my golden blood & she sees joss she'll pass ou

[marielschism]

what are vincent's weapons of choice!!!!!

#i still think marquis de gramont is a sword guy! #yeah we see him wield a knife [i need him so bad] and a gun #but i still maintain that he's an excellent sword fighter #omg hes so tall he would be TERRIFYING to go up against in a swordfight #i think he'd wield a longsword. mayb a rapier or something. any sword thats elegant! #a cavalry saber for when he's fighting in a situation where his primary weapon is a sword but he needs his other hand free 4 other tasks #like SHOOTING PPL. #vincentposting #im going back to studying bYE

[oetter]

my ideal hockey game’s starting lineups

commentators are me (has a stutter and a lisp) and robo (would give it his best shot, but cmon) and geno (doesn’t care)

#the goal is not to be a good team. the goal is to be as confusing as possible #other team dynamic options include: #a) all goalies all the time #b) 3 really short dmen and 2 really tall fwds #c) coaches on ice and players coaching #d) no changes but the goalie has a gun #hockey #also the rest of the benn-hughes team is comprised of guys whose name starts with j. sorry quinn ur the odd one out #featuring at least two more guys called jamie (drysdale and oleksiak)

[dingo-doodles]

Played some VrChat Murder Mystery recently and had a fun time:)

Met a guy with a Walten files avatar while playing MM who was prtty cool and we stuck with each other for while, until my game crashed and I couldn't find em anymo😔

#vrchat #tw gun #First time drawing this walten bunny guy uuuhh yeah!!👍👍 #The Sonic avatar I was playing as was literally so small compared to his giant avatar I was abt as tall as his foot

[fandomdancer]

Y'ALL

Call the fire department cause this blaze is about to go UP

#james whitmore jr #magnum pi #billy joe bob #billy joe bob little #hero shot #never lock a Texan in a room #especially if there are animals guarding the door #because he will get out #i died when I saw this episode #and I sure as shit went to heaven #because this tall drink of water was there #jim gutterman #serious jim gutterman vibes from this guy #<3 #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #smokin' hot #hot damn this man #that gun twirl #dem legs #i can't even y'all #holy shit

[captainknell]

Guarding the top of my shelf are these resin soldiers with marble bases. "Italy" is the only marking on them.

#Napoleonic soldiers #resin with marble base #made in italy #spyglass guy #flag dude #bossy bro #guy with a gun almost as tall as him #imma play this trumpet #listen to my sick drumbeat #i gave them all names

[bitchfitch]

You were one of those kids who carried a book in school and read during class, I bet. What was your favorite book growing up?

are you calling me some kinda nerd?

(yeah i was. and Artemis Fowl the last guardian was and still is a book i cherish deeply, Coraline, the Sisters Grimm, warrior cats, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and everything by Wendy mass up until candymakers, are all also close to my heart)

#sobbing and crying #its about sacrificing yourself to save not the world but the people you care about in it #and its also about using the bad guys brain dead clone in your best friends outfit as asecret weapon. #and dwarves who shit a lot #and fairies with guns #the dwarf shit thing isnt a joke #its a major trait of their species and is explained in detail at least once per book #the author had centaurs and satyrs mixed up so theres just a race of 3 foot tall centaurs #the main character kidnapped a fairy when he was 11 and its been down hill since #but at least he has a sense of morality now (the fairy holding a gun to his back and telling him to do the right thing/jk)

[memendoemori]

We're using an actual RPG system for FC events and we get to fill out a little profile for our blorbos and it's genuinely so fun

#varik like “:) I try and solve my problems through words. When that doesn't work I have the gun” #ocs #varik rontremont #I LOVE ME BLORBO... MY WEIRD LITTLE GUY #not so little. seven foot tall guy #he's little in my heart.

[4giorno]

VAGUE LEAK WARNING :( okay the tall ladies look the best and they look 😍, the only guy of the whole nation apparently is mixed for me his hair and face are perfection but im not in love with the clothes

#but if That one is the hydro archon....... WHYYYYYY i was counting on her who has such a cool story #and concept to be not a flop 😭😭😭😭 #WARNING I WILL GET A BIT LESS VAGUE NOW i hope the blonde tall lady is geo bow on field dps 💖 #also when the other tall woman was way more pixelated i was rlly disappointed she did not look #appealing at all but now that shes higher res she looks so gorgeous and her outfit is so BEAUTIFUL #since the shorts are just black i wish they were pants and then the outfit would be perfection #ill specify the guy. i love the top but the bottom looks just too plain compared to it when hes T posing at least #i wish the dark hair tall woman is a bow user to complete the robin hood aesthetic #anyway the other characters look ugly ngl im sorry #oh also i know the dark hair woman has a sword looking this but she also has a gun so who can say #i hope shes gun actually!!!!! that can fit the robin hood too.... kinda.... right hdjfjhdjdjd #WAIT..... her name is captain r...???? r like robin hood........ like her clothes look.... #HDKFJSJDJD PLEASE

[butchdykekondraki]

i could probably write an essay on what i believe the site 19 fellas fighting styles would be <- nerd about fighting styles

#[ren] #i wont bc Im Normal but I Could and thats what matters #uh cliffnotes version -> #kondraki -> lets be so honest here this guys tall as hell hes just using his sheer size to intimidate people. anyway SWORDS (fencing) #clef -> kickboxing but also he owns a shotgun. also obligatory cornish wrestling for the cornish guy #dio -> defense-based wrestling . specifically defense based. also knives #gears -> gun. not elaborating on that. also his cane #iceberg -> iceberg plays dirty and uses brass knuckles. sorry not sorry but this is the only way he'd ever win a fight imo #glass -> gun also but i think he could probably get down with like. bare-knuckle boxing #rights -> catch wrestling and/or bare knuckle boxing and/or knives and/or kickboxing. she gets to have multiple as a treat #lights -> archery :-) (she is going to hit people over the head with a metal bow) #uh im forgetting people probably. but whatever idgaf

[ddejavvu]

Hiii! Could you write a Spencer Reid x fem reader who are dating & she’s super drunk, he needs to take care of her and she’s all “no I have a boyfriend who I love so much” and goes on a ramble about Spencer, not releasing she’s talking to him & he’s all heart eyes and giggly at her whilst trying to take care of her? Lots of fluff? Thank you!

The minute Spencer tries taking your hand to help you down from the booth you're squeezed into, you push his hand away, "No."

"No," You repeat, shaking your head with all the coordination of a baby deer, "Nooo sir. I am not going to be partaking in anything with you, because I have a boyfriend," You announce, your voice spanning over the entire table, even reaching Rossi who's at the head, "And I love him, and you're- just- fuck off."

Spencer's mouth falls open incredulously at your expletive, though a laugh escapes it rather than one of his own. "Oh, really? You've got a boyfriend?"

"Mhm." You nod proudly, settling back into your seat and burrowing away from his waiting hands into Emily's side, "He's tall, and he has a gun, so don't-" You choke on what Spencer presumes is a hiccup, but could very well be a belch, "Don't mess with me."

"You tell'im," Emily laughs, wrapping her arm around your shoulder and rubbing the chilly skin beneath the cutoff of your sleeves, "Do you want me to call Spencer for you, sweetheart? Have him come pick you up?"

"Yeah," You nod easily, your eyes set greedily on your friend's drink now that yours have been downed, "Can you tell him to bring me a blanket, too? I'm cold."

Unbeknownst to you, Penelope herds Spencer away to the edge of the patio your team is seated on, and there's a lingering smile on his face as he listens to what she whispers in his ear.

"I have a blanket in my car," She tells him, "It might have some cat hair on it, but you can totally take it! Go get it, and you can come back like we called you."

"Okay," Spencer's eager to take Penelope's keys from her when she shoves them into Spencer's hands, "Thanks, Garcia. Just make sure she doesn't drink any more, okay?"

A quick glance back at your table reveals Emily holding her glass to your lips, helping you tilt it backwards to dump the concoction down your throat.

"Uh- any more than that." Spencer clarifies. Penelope nods, rushing off to make sure you don't find Rossi's scotch.

Spencer returns barely two minutes later, discreetly dumping Penelope's keys back into her purse. Hotch and Morgan share a knowing smirk when Spencer pats you on the shoulder, and JJ pinches your side from across Emily to get you to notice the man standing beside you.

"Hi angel," Spencer croons, and your face lights up, shining brighter than the fairy lights strung above you, "Emily called me, she said you wanted me to come get you?"

"Spencer!" You cheer, and Emily shares her strength with you to hoist you into his arms where you cling to him like a koala bear, "Spence, you're here! There was this guy, and he tried holding my hand, and-"

"Oh, no," Spencer scrunches his nose, unable to stop himself from laughing when you take it as an invitation to smear yours against his own, "Not a guy! Are you okay, angel?"

"Mhm," You hum, tucking your face into his shoulder, "You're here now, Spence. And you brought a blanket, just like I asked."

"Of course I did," He beams, wrapping his arm tightly around your back as you settle over him like dead weight, "Uh- guys, can we get a bill?"

"Just go," Rossi waves him off, patting his pocket where you all know his rather thick wallet lies, "Take her home now, so that she can't run up my card with any more drinks, and I'll pay for the ones she already had."

"Thanks Rossi," Spencer grins awkwardly at him, flashing the man a strained thumbs-up before he has to use that hand to support the backs of your thighs once more, "Okay, honey, ready to go?"

You don't answer, and Derek leans sideways to peek at you.

"She's out," He snickers, "Pretty boy, make sure she's still breathing when you get home, alright?"

"Got it," Spencer chuckles breathily, "Okay, uh- bye guys."

There's a chorus of send-offs, and Hotch tilts his glass at Reid with an amused twinkle in his dark eyes, "Make sure you're both on time Monday. Hangovers don't excuse you from duty."

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