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sortavibing · 3 years

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Please insult tsukishima, hinata, atsumu, ushijima and kuroo :D

has hello! i already did tsukishima in another post which i’ll link here

hinata:

his entire closet is just the 5th-grade highlighter boy fit, and he thinks it’s actually fashionable

he washes his hair every 2 weeks, and only because someone on the team tells him it looks disgusting,

if anyone says anything about struggling, he just has this need to show them that he is struggling more, like if someone says that they had to walk to school and it was tiring, he would say he bikes uphill every day, so you shouldn’t complain.

he thinks cream cheese and grapes taste good together, and he will just eat them using the cream cheese as a dipping sauce.

he has these really dirty sneakers, and like they have permanent mud stains on them, and he leaves dirt marks wherever he walks.

will eat warm yogurt and think it’s perfectly fine.

he will steal your food without asking, and if you call him out on it he will say you were too slow.

thinks it’s really funny to step on the backs of your shoes, but if you do the same to him, he will get mad at you.

he loves to watch the stupid prank videos on youtube that are obviously fake, but he believes them and tries to pull them on the karasuno team, and fails horribly.

atsumu:

compliments himself in front of the mirror for a minimum of 10 minutes each day.

he wears sunglasses indoors because he thinks it makes him look cooler, but he really looks like a dork.

he cries during every pixar movie, and then just says it was because he had something in his eye. (wall-e broke him- like he wasn’t mentally there for a solid 3 days)

says he’s a gamer, but the only game he is actually good at is dance dance revolution, and he does brag about this whenever he gets the chance.

he does not clean his phone, so the screen is so greasy and smudged, and the case has dirt all over it. no one dares touch it but him.

has a fear of big bird from sesame street, and only osamu knows.

makes really bad thirst traps and posts them on tik toks, and lowkey gets mad when they get like no likes.

is really bad a poker, but still really likes playing with the inarizaki team, and bets way too much, because he thinks people will back down because he is so confident.

chews with his mouth open :I

ushijima:

thinks WAP means “worship and prayer”

will hold funerals for dead bugs he finds on the sidewalk with tendou.

he unironically watches 5-minute crafts and thinks that all of their crafts would actually work.

he has said uwu before

uses a regular pencil, but he doesn’t sharpen it at all, so his writing is so bad and it always is smudgy.

unironically uses facebook, and posts daily status updates.

breaks the long part of a pen cap off with every pen he has, even if he’s just borrowing it from someone.

if he isn’t wearing training sneakers, he will be wearing super beat-up cowboy boots that are almost broken, but he says they are comfortable and will wear them until the heel falls off.

saw on tik tok that people were doing makeup, and wanted to try it for himself, but ended up failing miserably, but he thought it looked good and showed it to the shiratorizawa team, who had to struggle to contain their laughter.

kuroo:

thinks he knows how to wink flirtatiously, but he doesn’t really know how to wink, so when he tries to do it, he just ends up closing both of his eyes really hard.

memorized the entire periodic table song for fun, and that’s the only thing he knows how to sing.

tries to do the kpop dances and he puts a lot of effort into memorizing them, and when he performs for kenma, he tells him it’s actually bad, and kuroo is visibly offended for like a week.

makes fan pages for his friends, and pretends it isn’t him, even though it’s really obvious that it is him.

he thinks that skinny jeans are fashionable and show off his “fit” to the nekoma team, and just waits for them to compliment him on it. (no one does)

wears a backpack with one strap not on his arm, with the other strap crossed across his chest, and thinks it makes him look cool.

thinks that he’s the “mom friend” of the nekoma team friend group, but he’s really the nerdy older cousin.

he once tried to curl his hair, so his bedhead would look different, and it ended up looking so bad that he had to wear a hat for the rest of the day.

unironcially says “dhmu”

i hope you enjoyed!

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