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volo in the beginning of pla: SQUEEEEEEE OMG RUINS ARE SO COOL!!! (and i HATE arceus for not answering my prayers!!!!!!)
volo in the end: okay giratina, now hit the second tower
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Cheerio chapter 1
[TW: a bit of touchy subjects and kinks, don't like, don't read]
Churro has been stalking Cherri for about a year now, he knows a lot of personal stuff about him now. He wants to be in a relationship with him, but theres just one problem... he's dating someone else already. So of coruse, this is a problem for Churro, considering that he would never love him the way he loves Quartz, his girlfriend, and narrows down the possiblity of him being pan or bi in the first place.
Churro decides that if he wants to get Cherri's love, he needs to destroy their relation ship... but how...
He could easiliy just go kill Quartz, but that might leave Cherri too depressed for a new relationship so soon knowing his mental health and all the pill he already takes... he totally didn't hack his computer moniter and cameras in his house to stalk him...
He thought for a while on how he can get Quartz away from Cherri. Cherri doesn't actually know he exists yet, so he thinks on how he can show his first impressions off to him in a good way. Or maybe a loving relationship isn't what he wants, what about a love hate relationship, he's seen how much his so called dad, Fluff,(not biological churro didn't have a dad and Fluff reminded him of his real dad), likes those types of relationships as seen with his "friend" Scott, or as he likes to call him bag guy (cuz he has a bag head :3), so he considers that for his relationship... maybe that's what he wants... someone that hates their way into falling for him... he's not completely sure
Later in the evening, Churro asks his dad how he feels about his relationship with BG, he just says "It's fun having playing with someone I know hates me, it's probably just a messed up kink that runs in the family, but... you're not my real son, so I'm not sure if you have a calling for it"
"How dare him! He said I'm not his real son? The hells wrong with him?"
1am rolls around and Churro begins feeling... "excited" He fires up his laptop and opens up everyones favorite website... pornhub! He begins searching for differnet types of relationship types and finds some kinky videos while he's at it. One shows a man tied to a pole acting as a lamp while the other guy gave him anal, it won't be as bad if he didn't walk in on his dad doing the exact same thing to his friendo Rice. "Yeah... skip" He finds another video showing a guy blindfolded, gagged, and chained to a bed post while his boyfriend was beating him with a wooden spoon, the guy was trying to scream put the noises were muffled due to his mouth gag. "Kinky, but... I don't wanna hurt Cherri that much... the bondage is a good idea though, skip for now, but the tab stays open!" The next video he found was a 30 minute long hentai with a teenage anime girl getting fucked by a giant squid, the squids tentacles were wrapped tightly around the girls with her arms pinned to her side and her legs forced open with another tentacle acting as a penis squirting squid sperm inside her as she squealed some japanese non sense Churro couldn't understand because there weren't any subtitles, it ended with the girl giving birth to squid human hybrid babies... holy shit... Churro you weeb!!! You actually got turned on by that and came in your pants you weeb... "Of course I did random narrator! That's what I call a good fuck!" You... umm... you know what you sick fuck, I'll just explain it so the readers aren't as disturbed as I am... Churro is a bit of a differnt species, he's undead, meaning that he died in a previous life already and is now forever stuck at the age of 16 despite him actually being well over the age of 100, he lost his life to a shark attack and it bit off both of his arms, he now has tentacles as arms now that he has a hard time controlling, so he keeps them inside of sleeves to prevent killing innocent people (he may be a stalker but he isn't THAT crazy... yet...) Because of his tentacle arms, he thinks of doing that to Cherri once he gets him in a relationship with him... he begins dazing off thinking about it and slowly begins to attempt to stroke his dick... but can't get full enjoyment out of it cuz he got no handssss So he bends down and tries to suck his own dick to get the slightest amount of enjoyment from this. But because he's a short, fat, unflexible fuck, he struggles trying to get his mouth to his dick, making the weirdest noises, like a mix between a sexual moan and a cry for help. Everything was going find until this mother fuckers dad comes in the room wondering if he's getting raped or hurt, just to see his son trying to suck his own dick...
holy shit...
After an akward conversation explaining to Fluff what he was doing, he went back to searching the internet for more kinky videos and relationship types. This goes on for about 3 hours until he passes out on his keyboard, leaving a ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff comment on someones safe for work sexy tape on pornhub.
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