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fictionkinfessions · 7 months
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[i miss the parable. it feels more like home than here. i miss the office.]
[i miss the parable. it feels more like home than here. i miss the office.]
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canoncalled · 1 year
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hey! im stanley from the stanley parable, and i’m looking for the narrator!! please if you kin him reach out to me!! i’m 19 btw so please be 18+ :) you can reach me at @kinnit !
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i love seeing fanfictions and stuff where mariella and i are friends, but i never knew her. the closest thing to an interaction we had outside of her ending of the game was one time when we were in the same starbucks and i thought her name sounded pretty when they called her for her drink. it feels really nice to imagine us as friends though. i doubt anyone's kin with her, but if any mariellas are reading this, ily! -stanley
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fictionkinfessions · 2 days
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this is. such a weird kin. does this mean i'm technically kin with "him" too. is the "DID" thing a weird consistency. what is going on. - narrator
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fictionkinfessions · 29 days
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For the canon crossovers ask game:
As Ga-men Coolatta I had a lot of crossovers! I was rasing the Afton kids (yes, from FNaF) as well as The Collector from The Owl House and Chara from Undertale, and I was in a relationship with The Narrator from The Stanley Parable. I was also watching over the Vriska Serket from my girlfriend's system. I suppose this all makes sense regarding my status as an interdimensional being.
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fictionkinfessions · 10 months
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Kin jobs: You're local Stanley cleans houses. Did not escape having a 9-5 job though RIP
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fictionkinfessions · 1 year
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I am the Narrator of The Stanley Parable. Stanley, if you're out there...no you're not; you're hardly real. If you're out there, get back in for God's sake. I knew I should've gotten you microchipped.
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fictionkinfessions · 11 months
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"In game" I was mute but didn't use ASL, it wasn't really needed honestly we communicated fine enough without having anything tangible to communicate with.
but now as someone who has to interact in the real world, its so tiring being forced to speak, but I cant do more than a few words though. It does make me really want to finally learn ASL, its cool anyways. I will say typing is AMAZING I really love this so much, it's a life saver!!
-Stanley (tsp)
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fictionkinfessions · 1 year
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This is the Narrator of The Stanley Parable. My oldest kintype? Does, um, the Narrator of The Iliad count? Or would that be considered factkinning Homer? I couldn't help but ache for Patroclus to the point that I thought it was him that I was kinning, but it was the pain of the narrative I was feeling. Let's not unpack that in an anonymous kinfession, now.
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fictionkinfessions · 5 months
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for stealth kins :3
il dottore — so , technically , this one Is human canonically but . gestures towards blog title . i remember being slightly Off from human . really this would depend on a lot of things - i dont think people would be very kind about a huge facial scar and sharp teeth and red eyes ( they Werent in my memories ) but i think itd only be obvious if you got really close . like 8/10 probably
janus ( ts sides ) — this one depends on if i would be able to shapeshift .. if i Was able to then its like a 10/10 ( and disguise was kinda my whole Thing wasnt it ? ) but with the base form itself .. i dont think people would be convinced . something about being covered in scales and having a snake eye and tongue might cause people to be a little suspicious . 4/10
narrator ( stanley parable ) — so i do remember having a form for this one , both a human-like one and one that was more . abstract . but either way i dont think i would be able to pass as Fully human purely on concept . 6/10
( is #🩺🐍 taken ? ive been sending a decent amount of asks so i might as well give myself a signoff thing )
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stealth HUMANS * sorry i am incredibly tired sending this stuff in #🩺🐍
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fictionkinfessions · 1 year
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I did not have a body in canon and couldn't occupy space. I simply was my Voice and the space itself. Having a body is wonderful now! It's fun to play in fandom and pretend I had a perceivable form that could interact with Stanley in those ways.
-The Narrator of the Stanley Parable :] (There! Perceive my smile!)
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fictionkinfessions · 7 months
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[now that text words are bearable, the only problem is speaking. and i don’t wanna do it.]
[i’m going to try and learn sign. i would say this would help my situation, but it really doesn’t. there’s no one else here i could talk to in sign, aside from my friend, who’s also stanleykin.]
[i still wouldn’t say learning sign would be useless. it’s a great skill to have. it’s just unfortunate how despite all this, i’ll still have to resort to typing my words out or writing them down.]
[now that text words are bearable, the only problem is speaking. and i don’t wanna do it.]
[i’m going to try and learn sign. i would say this would help my situation, but it really doesn’t. there’s no one else here i could talk to in sign, aside from my friend, who’s also stanleykin.]
[i still wouldn’t say learning sign would be useless. it’s a great skill to have. it’s just unfortunate how despite all this, i’ll still have to resort to typing my words out or writing them down.]
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fictionkinfessions · 1 year
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This is the Narrator of The Stanley Parable. I'm realizing I haven't expressed any actual memories, but I'd like to.
I was Stanley's deity. "God" feels a bit too much even for me. He wasn't my first creation, but he was my last. We played a game that I had made just for him (using assets from previous games. Heh). One day a real person took the controls, and I was both disobeyed and ignored on a scale I didn't think Stanley was capable of. And he wasn't; for all my perfection, I misunderstood what was happening and thought Stanley was bored of me. Had abandoned me. Eventually the game restarted and he came back, but I couldn't bear to look into his eyes anymore. I was cruel to him for a while, in misplaced revenge. My spite took priority over our game. I stopped showing him new features. I forget how it all ended.
I wish I hadn't blinded myself with emotion for so long. Stanley, thank you for being... Well. Thank you for being, Stanley. Thank you for being Stanley.
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fictionkinfessions · 1 year
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This is the Narrator of The Stanley Parable. Stanley, aren't you grateful for the world I made for you? Did you like it? You must have, at least a little, to have restarted so many times. If you weren't having at least a little fun, you wouldn't have tried. It was a good world. Even if every part of it turned out to be broken, we had fun, didn't we?
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fictionkinfessions · 1 year
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girl help. i dragged my irl friend into the stanley parable at the exact same time he was getting into kin stuff and now they’re going by the name stanley. if they’re a stanley kinnie wtf am i meant to tell them. —employee 432/settings guy/timekeeper
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fictionkinfessions · 1 year
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shoutout 2 the adventure line™ and the player for building up my confidence to speak here. hi im enployee 432 real ones know me as the timekeeper. haiii hiii :3 day three thousand of avoiding pencils! ^_^ (employee 432/settings guy/timekeeper, the stanley parable)
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