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rosquinn · 7 months

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Hi Roski! I have a question, would you mind to help, please?

Okay, so the other when I was wandering through the shelves of my local library I found our that they have a copy of Madeline's Miller Circe... And I was thinking that maybe I should give it a try? 😅

I know that it's not mythology accurate but as long as the plotline is well-written... Idk maybe I will enjoy in spite of it 🤷🏻‍♀️ Do you is it a good idea?

I just wanted to know if you believe is worth the time or nor

Also, same goes for Achilles's song. They don't have it at the library, but I thought that if I enjoyed Circe I should try it to? 🤔

girl.... i used to be a HUGE madelline miller fan *vaguely gestures at her short story about galatea i still have in my bookshelf for some reason* but, um. i realized she kind of. sucks.

it's not about her writing, (it's excessively "poetic" and decorated in my opinion but that's subjective) it's that her interpretations are kind of, uh, bad.

SRSLY I HAVE A LOT OF BEEF WITH HER... I'M GONNA ELABORATE UNDER THE CUT ABOUT WHY I DON'T LIKE HER (tw for potential madelline miller hate, long rant and *mentions of s/a*)

-she victimizes her female main character and makes her go through traumatic experiences to erase and excuse all the bad stuff she's done... "circe turned odysseus' men into pigs bc they tried to assault her" yeah. no. she forced odysseus to sleep with her and turned his men into pigs because she felt like it. i understand you want a feminist badass witch but just. no. she isn't a cute uwu unfairly exiled goddess. what she did to odysseus is sexual abuse.

-she apparently hates women that aren't circe. made thetis, i repeat, our thetis, MOTHER thetis, a homophobic and overprotective mom who wants to kill patroclus in SOA for some reason (wasn't she literally the one who sent patroclus to the war with achilles..... miller..aren't you a classics major..). she did to her what other adaptations do to demeter, basically. and for no reason at all. but i guess her cute baby achilles who is doomed by the narrative can't have a nice mom who let him do whatever he wanted to because that would make him RUDE and EVIL and her character(s) can't have bad qualities. she also made achilles's wife, deidameia, who in some versions is raped by him, a “slut that gets in the way of your gay ship” archetype. she also made her rape achilles for some reason??? and that is fucking horrible man like wtf.

-baby-fied patroclus. he speaks like a stupid teenager girl stereotype in soa and is pretty much a useless human being whose entire personality is simping for achilles. that is not him. he DID fight in the trojan war, he was a SKILLED fighter, not a useless twig, he is described as tall and handsome, he healed some warriors, he is SAVAGE, bro literally broke kebriones's head with a rock in front of his brother and made fun of it??? he tried to climb the walls of troy and conquer it by himself??? he told achilles to stop being a bitch and move his ass??? and then in soa he's a useless piece of shit who DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT IN THE WAR, thinks of himself as weak and was thinking about achilles until the moment he died. sorry to break it to you but his last words in the iliad weren't "omg achilles no😥😥". he threw a whole essay at hector about how he didn't kill shit, it was apollo who beat him and hector's about to get dragged. and when his ghost came back to talk to achilles, it was to tell him to STOP CRYING and KILLING PEOPLE and BURN HIS BODY ALREADY. she completely erased his character. sorry.

-glorified achilles wayyy too much. one thing that i hate about her is how she can't let anyone make mistakes. girl, achilles isn't “noble and doomed by the narrative”. he knew pretty well where he was stepping in and didn't give two shits. he literally says in Iliad book 1 he's there for the mass murder, glory and nothing more. “why would i kill hector what has hector ever done to me” MY ASS. he also was kind of an insufferable bitch in the iliad. i'm tired of people making his decision of stop fighting look “heroic/noble/tragic/etc bc agamemnon is evil” because it was not. he stopped fighting for selfish reasons, treated everyone really bad and let his friends die. also, agamemnon isn't “evil” and achilles isn't “good”. they're both war criminals who act like 8 year olds and kidnap women. every achaean character is a bitch, has killed at least 6 people and enjoyed it. yes. even babyboy patroclus (book 16)

-i'm not even saying this as a person with greek ancestry or a pagan, because i am neither, but her depiction of the gods is TERRIBLE. just what is that whole thing of "gods want mortals to fear them so they worship them"??? that's not even how religion works??? gods can be and in fact are very nice to their worshippers?? why would you villainize cultural figures like that?? and why tf it always gotta be a EVIL FEMALE GODDESS trying to fuck up her main character's life for some reason?? athena wants to kill circe's son in circe and i'm pretty sure they don't even interact in the odyssey?? (maybe they did, i don't remember, but if it happened it was definitely NOT because of that) and why is hermes a manipulator?? and why is ODYSSEUS a manipulator??? girl you literally sexually assaulted him??? HELLO????

idk, it just feels like mc victimization and random female character villainization (she also put the whole blame of the trojan war on helen because she was “vain” and “selfish”??? didn't she spend the whole iliad blaming herself for the war and wishing to die??)

i don't really like it. it's not a good adaptation

also i'm not the best person to expand on this topic because i am not a gay man/mlm/nblm but some people on tumblr have explained why tsoa is basically mlm fetish and wattpad fujoshi looking crap and they do have a point (the relationship is so stereotyped tbh) so i encourage you to read their posts. i don't have them rn but i can dm them to you later if you want

AND finally, most people in her fanbase can't separate a wattpad fanfic (because that's what tsoa is) from the original text and think tsoa and circe are just like what homer wrote. “hector didn't know it was patroclus” HE FUCKING DID PATROCLUS KILLED 20 PEOPLE IN FRONT OF HIM IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE “patroclus died bc he wasn't a skilled warrior” HE HAS THE SECOND HIGHEST KILL COUNT IN THE WHOLE ILIAD AND WAS FULL OF HUBRIS. HE DIED BECAUSE HE TRIED TO FISTFIGHT A GOD “deidameia raped achilles” “thetis is homophobic” “odysseus is evil” “it was all helen's fault” “circe did nothing wrong” “athena is bad” no (and they act like not shipping patrochilles makes you homophobic which is. cmon. i personally think they def had something going on but it's never explicitly stated and you can't act like it is)

ik i got too aggressive but it's just bad imo, if you want to enjoy a good iliad/odyssey adaptation go play hades or listen to epic the musical or even play limbus company because i swear lc's odysseus, a literal old woman who committed identity fraud, is at least 80 times more in character than miller's babyboys

ADDITION: no i'm not going to dismember you for liking tsoa or circe. this is just a personal opinion. enjoy whatever you want i'm just a little guy and i can't stop you. have fun!

#I'm sorry I #I am not fuck you madelline miller #if any mutuals are still in the tsoa fandom idc do what you want #BUT DON'T ACT LIKE IT'S LIKE THE ILIAD #ask #anti tsoa #I fucking guess

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rosedom · 1 month

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👀 damn that anon must really love hat guy

No but seriously I've only seen a few writers (you) actually make t4t fics about pleasure rather than control/dominance

that anon loves hat guy like i love aether ,, (a lot) i love it, it's so sweet seeing people comfy enough to send in their own little stories and drabbles and ideas ><

BUT YEAH me too ,, there is srsly just such a lack of nonfetish trans fanfiction out there, ya know? there r plenty of authors out there who do it, who i adore, but they're few and far between. plus i'm ngl i think i lose a year off my life everytime i read fics of trans men written by cisgender women . . . but dude i started this blog low-key as a bet, thinking, if there's so little of it, surely it must be hard to write? . . . but it's not. it is so easy for me to write t4t fics/fics w a transman in them LMFAO (tho i understand that is likely 'cos i myself am trans. there's this weird divide, i feel, where cisgender people r the ones writing transgender SMUT FICS in particular, and it has always rubbed me the wrong way.

don't get me wrong, adding trans rep as a cis person is good, pls write about it; but if ur a cis person, why the fuck r u writing porn of trans people?).

anyway tho, i do love me some dominance and fics and i do explore that stuff sometimes; but at the bottom line, i'm glad it's obvious that it's all got an undertone of pleasure. i'm a service top thru and thru LOL. however there r lots of trans ppl in particular in the bdsm community, so that's probably why a good chunk of us do write fics about what caters to us. i write fics catering to how i like giving my favorite characters a shit ton of pleasure, not rlly into them giving back; others write hard bdsm fics with their favorites 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ pls don't look down on them ! it comes down to personal pref and, most importantly, consent.

#roseyapping #LMAO i'm sorry i wrote so much #u brought up all those repressed feelings i had regarding trans ppl in smut 💀💀#ily for giving me the opportunity to yap tho <3 #but yah sorry even if it's fiction i need that established consent #even jf it's a brief “prenegotiated kink” mention #somno for ex. somno is hot. but i'm not writing it unless i've made it clear that this is consensual

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m4ndysk4nkovich · 8 months

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U srsly don't understand the debbie and fiona situation. Plz answer my ask and don't delete it. As an older sister, if my younger sister told me she was pregnant at 14, I would honestly react the same way fiona did. You clearly are a younger sister. You need to think from fionas pov too. Debbie was young and stupid, yes, but she knew what she was doing. She asked for that. I'm usually not a big fiona fan but I totally agree with her in this situation. PLZ ANSWER MY ASK DONT DELETE.

i won’t delete it, and for the record, i’m an older sister.

you can have your own opinions, and i can have mine, but what i will say is that i fucking understand it. i’ve watched the show multiple times and looked at it through different perspectives, and this is my blog and my opinion so i’d say that i fucking get it. my views are based on both facts and opinions. for the record, neither one of them was “right” in that situation, they both sucked, and shameless is told from the perspective of frank as he’s the narrator, so it wasn’t written for one of them to be right or wrong.

if my fourteen year old sister came to me and said she was pregnant i would react how lip did and i would say that i just wanted what was best for her. whether it be having an abortion or giving birth, i would want her to do what she pleases because it’s her body and her choice. was having a child a good thing for her financially and mentally? no, but she ended up okay and again, her decision. if my fourteen year old sister came to me pregnant i would not tackle her, force her to get an abortion, or kick her to the curb. she was fucking fourteen.

and like i said, i am an older sister. i am the parentified eldest daughter, just like fiona. i grew up the oldest with a mentally ill mother who chose many questionable men over me (LIKE FIONA) and had a kid way after me with a man who treated me like shit. in my family, i am the fiona, and that assumption is just stupid. i understand a lot of fiona’s actions because been there, done that. but i would NEVER do what fiona did to debbie. as stupid as it was, i would fucking never.

and i have thought about it from fiona’s pov. the first time watching it, i was 100% team debbie from the start but i tried to put that aside and focus on fiona’s pov like everyone else and everytime i did i found it reasonable, but not reasonable enough. she still kicked out her homeless teen sister (who she was supposed to be taking care of), she still tackled her pregnant, minor, sister, she still treated said sister like shit. i don’t give a fuck what debbie did or said to her because she was the kid and fiona was the adult.

yeah, she asked for that, and she lived with the consequences! she ruined her life and cared for franny and guess what? she succeeded. she had a kid and raised her all by herself and fiona didn’t need to lift a finger, just as debbie wanted it.

anyways, i think that your assumptions that i don’t understand fiona are unreasonable, i think that you saying i seriously don’t understand the situation is not only disrespectful but wrong, i think that YOU need to look at debbie’s perspective, and i think that i fucking love debbie. if you don’t like what i say then just move on and block me. or, tell me your @ so i can block you.

#shameless #debbie gallagher #fiona gallagher #shameless meta #season 6 #shameless us #i feel like i’m going to regret this post but whatever i’m pissed off now #anon ask #franny gallagher #frances gallagher #i don’t really like talking that much about my life like i did but fuck you for that

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headfullofpresley · 2 years

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You and me, kid (Chapter 7)

Eat your heart out.

Pairing: Elvis Presley x reader (can be Austin!Elvis as well)

Word count: 4963

Warning(s): Elvis and reader being sick and twisted, death, detailed murder and torture!!! (srsly, i warned you lol), cursing, gore, mentions of hell, the start of Elvis and reader going completely off the rails, arson. Honestly this chapter is a warning in itself.

Author’s note: Lord forgive for I have sinned, because this is absolutely the most sick thing I have ever written and i love it. SOOO, PROCEED WITH CAUTION MY LOVELIES. It’s about to get real bloody up in this bish.

Click HERE for part 6!

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‘‘I feel you in these walls, you're a cold air creeping in, chill me to my bones and skin. Guess it was all my fault; I think I let you in.

I've had enough, I think you've been making me sick; gotta get you out of my system. It's my house and I think it's time to get out. It's my soul, it isn’t yours anymore.’’

The casino in The International was bustling with people gambling their money away and drinking their weak little livers to a waste. You were seated at the far corner of the bar across the room as you watched Cissy and the group of four girls you had compelled to help out like a hawk. The Colonel was sat at one of the poker tables, his eyes focused on the hands of dealer in front of him. Your first ever victim did either not know that most of his little vampires were dead or he just didn’t care, because he seemed as cheery and unbothered as usual. You could practically see dollar signs popping out of his eyes as he didn’t take his focus off of the game once. Cissy and you exchanged a look and she gave you a nod, which you returned sneakily before she handed a syringe filled with vervain to one of the girls, who hid it behind her back as she followed the other girls toward the man. Cissy made her way over to one of the slot machines, pretending to play as she pushed some money into the machine and made sure she’d be out of view at the same time. The Colonel was finally snapped out of his concetration from the cards on the table as two of the girls slipped their hands over his shoulders and chest, giggling obnoxiously as they greeted him. You compelled them to give the man their best shot─leaning over so he’d have direct view into their cleavage, touch him with their perfectly manicured nails. Original vampire or not, he was still a man and oh how easy they were to toy with.

As the girl with the small syringe behind her back laughed and leaned forward to blow on the dice The Colonel was holding in his palm, you grinned softly to yourself. You slowly got up from your seat and watched as the girl stuck the syringe in his neck just as you told her to do, pushing the liquid vervain in his blood stream. Thank God for Jerry who raided the man’s stash after getting rid off those minions.

The Colonel turned to look at the girl in shock but before he could manage to do anything to the poor girl, you looked over at Cissy and gave her a little nod. The witch stepped out from behind the slot machine and chanted out something you couldn’t understand, snapping her fingers─as the world around you froze and stood still, every human being froze along with it. You and Cissy walked over to The Colonel who was slowly feeling drowsier, not able to fight the burning sensation in his veins and the feeling of his muscles turning to jelly. You peeled his hand off of the frozen girls’ wrist and looked up as Elvis and Jerry came in, smiling.

‘‘Ready to get this show started? The room is all set up,’’ Elvis grinned excitedly as he lifted The Colonel’s cigar that had dropped onto the poker table, pushing it out on the corner of the table. The original plan was to kill him in his own hotel room, but as you laid eyes on The Colonel falling in and out of consciousness, your anger only grew. And you needed more space to let out all that anger.

‘‘Bring him to the basement instead,’’ you said to the men and Cissy, grinning as you tilted your head a little. ‘‘He doesn’t deserve to take his last breath in luxury,’’

Elvis raised a curious eyebrow at you as a smirk tugged at his features. He could feel the anger radiating off of you and he knew it was all for him. You were willing to go through extreme lengths for him, to kill for him. Tonight was your first step closer to being pulled further into a world that was impossible to get out of─Elvis this knew but selfishly, he allowed it to happen. The beast inside of him was lonely and in desperate need of a companion.

‘‘Your wish is my command, little one,’’ he grinned as he leaned in to kiss your cheek before him and Jerry dragged The Colonol out of the casino, followed by Cissy. You stole a cigarette out of a pack that was laying on the table and looked around at the frozen people surrounding you. You had the power to kill every single person in this room and while that thought should scare you, it did anything but. You should feel a sense of worry, an amount of shame even, that a feeling of power and dominance tingled at your senses at that dark thought. You had no idea if it was because of your anger toward The Colonel, or if it was because this is who you were now. You didn’t have much time to dwell on it, as time unfroze again and people continued on with their lives as if nothing had happened. You caught the dealer at the poker table frowning in confusion at the empty seat where The Colonel sat and you flashed him a smile. ‘‘Sorry dear, The Colonel has... other obligations,’’ you hummed before turning to the girls, smiling brightly as you handed your cigarette to one of them after taking a puff. You compelled them to enjoy their night and forget about what you had made them do. As they all went their own way again, you turned around and smiled wickedly to yourself as you made your way out of the casino and into the hotel basement.

Despite the basement being only lit up by some dim old light bulbs hanging from the ceiling, you could see everything perfectly clear. Old furniture that wasn’t being used anymore and catching dust was perched up against the walls along with some cleaning supplies. A few feet ahead of you, the space widened out and your smile grew at the sight of Elvis tightening vervain laced chains around The Colonel’s feet and wrists as he sat on an old couch they had placed in the middle of the basement, wearing a pair of yellow cleaning gloves as not to burn himself. ‘‘Stay awake, old man,’’ You spoke up cheerily as you slapped The Colonel’s hat off of his head when the penguin’s eyes were shutting and closing because of the vervain. He let out a soft grunt as Elvis tightened the chains even more before the singer stood up and pulled the gloves off of his hands, throwing them aside. He walked over to you with a grin on his face and kissed your lips, twirling a lock of your hair around his finger before he tilted his head at the man in front of you.

‘‘Oh, you don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this moment, you old fuck,’’ Elvis hummed as his hand slipped around your waist, pulling you into his side. The Colonel swirled his head around on the back of the couch as he let out a weak but wicked laugh. You felt Elvis’ fingers digging into your side a little and you placed your hand over his, lacing your fingers together as you gave his hand a soft squeeze. ‘‘Stop telling yourself lies, mr. Presley,’’ the Original spoke with a hoarse voice though still that taunting tone lingered on his tongue as he lifted his head and looked at you and Elvis. ‘‘I made you who you are, compulsion or not,’’ he grinned and you could practically feel Elvis burning with anger beside you, mixed perfectly with your own. ‘‘You really think you would’ve made it this far without me, boy? Strummin’ that little guitar and mumblin’ into the microphone like a fool?’’ he laughed, shaking his head a little as he looked at Elvis. ‘‘I granted you immortality because I saw your real potential. Everything you ever achieved and everything you own is because of me. I made you,’’

‘‘You granted me nothing,’’ Elvis gritted through his teeth visciously as he was in front of The Colonel now, grabbing onto his face so hard you could hear the man’s jaw crunch underneath the force. ‘‘You turned me into a puppet for you to use just so you could fill up your pockets at any given chance,’’ he spat at him and The Colonel just smiled the best he could in the position he was in, raising an eyebrow. ‘‘You won’t survive for a second without me and you know it,’’ he taunted and you stepped forward, dipping your hand into Elvis’ pocket to fish out the pocket knife you knew he was carrying. Slipping out the blade, you tilted your head at The Colonel and feigned an innocent smile.

‘‘Oh, I think he will be just fine,’’ you sighed as Elvis let go of the man’s face when you kneeled down in front of him. You pressed the knife against his throat and bit your lip at the sight of blood trickling down his fat neck. You flashed Elvis a grateful smile as he got behind him and grabbed his head to hold him still, before you looked back at the devilish man in front of you. ‘‘I hope you didn’t gamble away your will to live, mr. Parker, because it’s gonna be a long night,’’ you grinned as you slit his throat, making him gasp for air as his blood splashed in your face. You stood up straight as his head fall back on the couch when Elvis released it, falling unconscious. It only took him a minute or two to gasp for air as his throat healed up again and he slowly lifted his head up again, anger taking over his features. You licked some of his blood from the blade as your eyes darkened at the taste of it─with him being an Original, his blood only caused you to feel more powerful and murderous. Your eyes darkened as you let your face shift into its vampiric form, lunging forward to stick the knife in his knee, leaving it there for the time being as he groaned out in pain.

‘‘You can only kill him by ripping his heart out or tearing his head off, Y/N,’’ Cissy spoke up from behind you, a slight nervous tingle in her voice. ‘‘Just do it already!’’ she urged and you turned around to face her, raising an eyebrow before you squinted your eyes suspiciously at her. ‘‘What’s the rush, Cissy?’’ you questioned her as you slowly walked closer to her. She gave you a warning glare to back off when you had her pressed against the nearest wall, placing a hand next to her head. ‘‘Step away, Y/N,’’ she warned and you just grinned, a challenging twinkle in her eyes. ‘‘Maybe I should have a taste of you. Borrow a little bit of that magic, huh?’’ you grinned as you caressed a finger down her neck and she swatted your hand away, straightening her shoulders a little as she leaned in closer to you. ‘‘I could crunch your skull without even flinching,’’ she spoke softly but sternly as her fierce eyes met yours. You sunk your teeth into your lower lip though it didn’t stop the wide grin from breaking through, but before you could challenge her even further, Jerry grabbed your arm and pulled you away from the witch. Elvis frowned and stepped away from behind the couch, grabbing onto Jerry’s wrist. While he was still clueless to Jerry’s feelings toward you, he didn’t appreciate him handling you the only way he was allowed to.

‘‘I’d suggest you let go of her,’’ the raven haired man warned and Jerry sighed deeply, looking at you before he loosened his grip around your arm and Elvis let go of his. Jerry ignored Elvis’ glare and crossed his arms, looking over at Cissy and then nodded at The Colonel who was breathing heavily in pain because of the knife still sticking proudly into his knee. ‘‘Cissy’s right. Let’s just kill the fucker and get this over with. You’re finally getting your freedom back, so why prolong this?’’

Both you and Elvis raised your eyebrows in surprise as you looked at the vampire and witch in front of you. Last time you checked they were just as eager to kill the man and suggested this plan in the first place. Maybe not the torturing part, but what else did they expect? The Colonel has tortured Elvis for years on end, so it was only fair to let the cinnamon roll suffer throughout the night. Elvis took a step forward to Jerry, the tip of his nose almost touching his. ‘‘If you’re not with us, you’re against us and in that case… you know where the door is,’’ he said calmly, nodding his head to the exit of the basement. You watched Jerry take a step back and him and Cissy exchanging a certain look─you had no idea what it meant, but Jerry nodded his head a little and put his hands up. Cissy followed the other vampire to the door and as Jerry sped out of the basement in his enhanced speed, Cissy turned around and looked at Elvis.

‘‘I’m sure you remember your first kill, mr. Presley,’’ she spoke up, making Elvis slightly clench his jaw as he heard the words directed at him. ‘‘Original vampire or not─you know what comes after the killing. I understand that you need to do what you need to do to be at peace with what happened.. but I hope you’ll do it with a right mind,’’ she said as her eyes met yours, but you just took a step closer to Elvis and slipped your hand into his, making sure he’d stay next to you and not kill the witch in front of him like he seemed he wanted to do. ‘‘Don’t become the monster you’ve been trying to break free from,’’ she sighed softly, flashing you both a weak smile before she rushed out of the basement to go after Jerry. The darkness that she had seen through Elvis’ life during the compulsion removal, mostly put there by The Colonel, was coming out. The beast inside of him was scratching at his insides to break free and maybe she wouldn’t forgive herself for letting him drag you down along with him, but she wasn’t willing to die for any vampire. Not even Elvis Presley.

You turned to Elvis and gently grabbed his chin, making him relax his jaw a little more. You ignored the rattles of the chains around The Colonel’s wrists as he was squirming to break them, though the vervain in his blood still had him weakened more than he’d like. You pressed a soft gentle kiss on Elvis’ lips before you looked into his eyes and smiled softly. ‘‘You will never be the villain in my story,’’ you whispered to him and he leaned his forehead against yours, closing his eyes as he let out a deep sigh. You didn’t care about what Jerry or Cissy would say or think─you did not need their permission on how to kill The Colonel, or on how to live your life. You had absolutely no idea how you would feel after making your first kill, but you were stubborn and too blinded by your love for Elvis to find it in yourself to care. Because you knew that no matter what, he would be by your side to guide you through it and you would be by his. All you wanted and needed for the rest of your eternity was Elvis and you weren’t going to let anyone or anything get in the way of that. Elvis kissed you softly as he squeezed your hip softly. It was as if those were the only words he needed to hear, to know that you would still love and accept him the moment he’d unleash hell on the man before you two. You gave him the permission he craved from you to embrace the beast inside of him and he wasn’t going to let it go to waste. You gave him another confirmation of his thoughts with a small nod and he smirked, stepping away from you to grab an old chair that stood on the side. He broke a leg off of it and threw it in your direction, your hand catching it easily as a smile spread across your face. When The Colonel watched you and Elvis come closer to him, both armed with those blunt pieces of wood, he swallowed thickly. He could try to fight all he wanted, but there was no stopping you and Elvis anymore.

Three hours had passed since Cissy and Jerry left the basement and in the meanwhile, you and Elvis had been torturing The Colonel without any breaks─splinters were crawling in his flesh from the chair legs you’ve been using to stake him with repeatedly, Elvis made a show by marking his skin with a lit up cigar even though it healed up again and whenever the big nosed toad would shoot an angry glare at you two, you’d carve out a smile on his face with the pocket knife that had become your dainty little friend. Due to the amount of vervain in his system and rubbing against his skin because of the chains, the man was starting to get worn out. He had his last fill of human blood hours ago and it was starting to catch up to him. ‘‘Aw, you look thirsty, mr. Parker,’’ you commented with a feigned pout as you sat next to him on the couch, breaking a few of his fingers which you had been doing repeatedly for the last fifteen minutes. He looked at you with anger in his dazed eyes and even though he was more than thirsty, he kept his mouth shut. By the looks of how off the rails you and Elvis seemed, he wasn’t expecting any that was to come to be good. You looked at Elvis who gave you a knowing grin and walked to the other side of the basement. ‘‘He’s getting you some water,’’ you smiled casually at the man next to you before you dropped his hand and got up, grabbing his collar and pulling him off of the couch to get him on his knees. Elvis was quick to return with a large steel mop bucket and placed it in front of The Colonel with a loud slam, grinning widely at the man. You looked at the water in it and scrunched your nose as you saw how dirty the water looked. Must’ve been down here for ages─even better. The Colonel widened his eyes a little at Elvis as he tried not to let the musty smell of the water get to him. You were still bended through your knees as Elvis did the same on the other side of his former manager, leaning one knee on the floor as he grabbed onto The Colonel’s big head. ‘‘Even if you two manage to kill me, you will never find happiness. I will have you hunted, just you wait and s-’’

His words were cut off by Elvis dunking his head into the bucket of water, keeping him under water. Despite his weak state, The Colonel still fought back, trying to move his head out of Elvis’ strong grip as he tried to move his body backwards. You stood up straight and kicked your boot against the heel of his foot, grinning at the cracking of his bones inside of his shoe. The sounds of his screams were muffled by the dirty water, but it got him to stop wiggling around and Elvis and you laughed wickedly. This darkness that Cissy told Jerry about was radiating off of Elvis and right onto you and you let it. You let yourself be completely consumed by it, reveling in the sense of power and feeling that you were on top of the world. You embraced the predator you knew you had become, the little demonic vampire that had been inside of you all along─you were on top of the food chain along with the man you loved, and you’d be damned if you weren’t going to make it known. Elvis pulled The Colonel’s head out of the bucket as he heard the sound of his heartbeat slowing down and you chuckled at the sight of the old fuck gasping for air, the dark water dripping off of his face. ‘‘What’d ya say, Colonel?’’ Elvis hummed as he leaned a little closer to The Colonel’s face as if he had said something, hand firmly holding on to the back of his neck. ‘‘You want more?’’ he asked theatrical with a grin on his face, letting out a laugh. ‘‘You could’ve just asked,’’ he flashed The Colonel a wicked smile before he shoved his head under water once more. You laughed excitedly and walked around them, leaning over The Colonel’s frame as you lifted up the back of the blazer he was wearing. Shoving the hem of it underneath Elvis’ hand that was still on the man’s neck, you shoved out the blade of the knife again and hummed one of Elvis’ songs to yourself as you casually ripped a big hole in The Colonel’s shirt and started carving both your and Elvis’ name in his skin. You even managed to get in a little heart in between your names before it healed up again. As Elvis saw what you were doing, he looked at you with a twinkle in his eyes before he bursted out in laughter and leaned in closer to you. You giggled and moved closer to him, kissing him lovingly and passionately while The Colonel was still sputtering with his head in the bucket.

The two of you repeated the action several times and every time he still had enough strength in him to move and try to fight you two off, you’d stab him somewhere or break a few bones. After the twentieth time or so, the former manager looked absolutely exhausted and completely out of it. He couldn’t even keep himself up anymore as Elvis let go of his neck, his body falling to the wet and bloody basement floor. When The Colonel smelled some of the blood on the concrete, he stuck out his tongue to lick it up and regain some strength so he could at least try and fight you two off and have a chance of survival. You pulled up your nose, kicking him in the face which made him fly backwards against the nearest wall before he landed back on the floor with a weak grunt. ‘‘Kicking someone while they’re down,’’ he groaned as he coughed up some blood, spitting it onto the floor. ‘‘Classy ‘til the end, miss Y/L/N,’’

You picked up one of the broken chair legs and walked over to him, hovering above him as you let out an evil chuckle. ‘‘Your end,’’ with that, you drove the wood through his throat, right into his Adam’s apple. The blood that filled his mouth was preventing him from gasping for air or to scream and he tried to move his hands up to the wood, but the chains that were still wrapped tightly around him wouldn’t let him. You grinned darkly as you looked down in his eyes, fingers clenching around the weapon harshly. As Elvis walked over, you stepped behind The Colonel’s head with your hands still around the chair leg and your lover didn’t waste another second as he drove his hand straight through the man’s chest, grabbing onto his heart. A tear rolled down The Colonel’s cheek as he stared up at Elvis with wide eyes, the firm grip on his heart made his body stop moving. He wanted to scream out in pain and at this point, even beg for his life. But with you digging in that blunt wood a little deeper, he could barely think as he felt the splinters crawling their way through his flesh.

‘‘Take a good hard long look, you fat pig,’’ Elvis gritted through his teeth as he leaned in a little closer, hand squeezing a little harder. ‘‘Because it’s the last time you will see this face. After I take out that rotten heart of yours, I will ram it so far down your throat your corpse will weep. I’ll see you in Hell and when I get there,’’ he whispered with a smirk on his face as he looked down at the suffering man underneath him. ‘‘You better run, because I will be the one doing the hunting,’’ he growled lowly in his face, using his own words against him. The way Elvis sounded so calm and collected, yet still so viscious at the same time sent shivers down your spine. In this sick and twisted moment you and your lover shared, your heart clenched at the insane amount of love you felt toward him. And when he looked up at you with a smirk and a small nod of his head, you shot him a wink─perfectly in sync with each other, Elvis pulled his hand out of The Colonel’s chest while you dug the wooden uncarved stake through his throat until you felt the end of it hit the concrete underneath his body. As The Colonel’s skin lost its color and turned into a shade of gray, you watched as veins creeped onto his flesh and just as Elvis said, another tear rolled down his lifeless cheek. It made you smile and let out a soft sigh of relief.

You looked up at the bloody muscle in Elvis’ hand and gasped softly. The way he stood there with his former managers’ heart in his hands, hands and forearms covered in blood and wild eyes looking at you, it shouldn’t make you long for him─but it did and you weren’t even going to deny it. You let go of the chair leg sticking in The Colonel’s neck and stepped over his dead body, wrapping your arms around Elvis’ neck as you hugged him tightly. He huffed softly when you crashed into his chest and looked at the heart in his hand, relief washing over him and as he dropped the heart to the contrete, the weight of the world he had been carrying on his shoulders falling down with it. He was finally free─today was the beginning of a new life, his life. No matter how dark it was going to get from here on out, it was still going to be his and that was all that mattered.

‘‘I love you so much,’’ you breathed out in the same relief he was feeling as you squeezed him tightly in your embrace. His arms wrapped around your waist and he laughed softly, making you pull your head back to look at him. He crashed his lips onto yours and you reciprocated his kiss by deepening it as your tried not to run your bloody hands through his hair. He folded his hands together behind your back as he pressed you firmer against his chest and you allowed him to kiss you as if the world was ending─you didn’t even need to say the words back as he could practically feel your love for him spill out into him.

‘‘What now?’’ You asked after you pulled back from the kiss, looking over your shoulder at the dead body behind you. He looked at it too, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth as he slowly released your frame out of his embrace, walking over to the couch where he had left The Colonel’s golden zippo lighter after he was done marking him with the cigar. He flipped it over in his hand, looking at the tiger imprinted on it. Before he made his way back to you, he picked up the bloody unbeating heart and just like he said he would, he shoved into The Colonel’s mouth. As he stood up straight again, he looked at the man for a few seconds before he stomped the bottom of his shoe onto the dead man’s face, bones cracking violently as The Colonel’s teeth sank into his own heart, making blood fly up before it landed on the corpse’s face and the floor around him. Elvis flicked the top of the lighter open and walked back over to you, reaching out a bloody hand to you. ‘‘Now we burn this place to the ground and get the hell out of dodge,’’

You looked over at the far corner of the basement, your heart leaping as you noticed the boiler room equipment─and the fact that you knew exactly what would happen if he’d light up the zippo and how you were perfectly okay with that. With your heart full of Elvis and empty of Cissy and Jerry, you slipped your hand into his and entertwined your fingers with his. He pulled you closer to him and snaked his arm around your waist as you walked to the door, your eyes watching the little flame of the lighter when he lit it up.

‘‘Always and forever,’’ he whispered, kissing your temple. You closed your eyes for a second, nodding as you turned your head to look at him. ‘‘You and me,’’ you breathed, kissing his lips as he threw the lighter toward the dead body. You and him both pulled away from the kiss to watch the burning body for a little bit─as the flames started spreading further throughout the basement, you and Elvis were out of the space in a second, leaving the human part of you to melt in the heat of the flames.

#elvis presley x reader #austin!elvis x reader #elvis presley angst #austin!elvis angst #elvis presley fanfiction #austin butler x reader #elvis presley fandom #elvis 2022 #vampire!elvis #vampire fics #tamwrites

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gurorori · 8 months

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9, 10 and 13 final answer locked in

😭😭😭 DTAY STRONG

9. share an unpopular opinion!

hmmm this is a bit hard 2 think of. i cud say a few unusual opinions on da way of dress itself but i have a general community opinion dat most lolitas wld definitely side eye me 4...

ok stay with me. bit of a fun topic but, kinksters in lolita. an' 100% i don' mean the s/ssies or anyone similar, sadly lolitas r quite used 2 bein' sexualised & havin' their pictures (especially if it's sweetloli) stolen & used in s/ssy imagines, so on, non-consensually ofc. which angers me too, kink is normal but involvin' ppl who want nothin' 2 do w it will always b nasty, even if it's only a picture. like i need them men 2 understand lolita isn' a girly girl costume, it's jus' a fashion. dat ppl wear, sumtimes everyday...

That Being Said. i find it very insultin' seein' most lolitas turn their noses when they see someone who is Also into kink, interact with the community. in a non-harmful way dat is, i'll explain. it doesn' happen very often but yunno how on reddit, if ya interact with nsfw subreddits & such, it will show on yr profile. well, i've noticed ppl in r/lolita bein' very judgemental of those who have a nsfw side, despite their posts in lolita bein' completely normal & nawt suspicious.

idk, i can only hope im mistaken & it's nawt actually 'most' lolitas, as a lot of da community is full grown adults, an' i don' hold the whole s/ssy thing against em, i'd b slightly wary seein' someone at the intersection of kink&loli too, but i hate seein' ppl act like they r interests without overlap. ya can only have one at a time, apparently.

so ye ig my unpopular opinion is dat ya can b into cool adult stuff & still wear lolita & keep those two separate. ya don' taint the fashion somehow & don' ruin anyone's impression of it. there's a lotta pressure sum ppl put on others in da community 2 always b this perfect representation of wat lolita is, but we r all jus' ppl w our own lives, wearin' unusual clothes. i think ppl r free 2 do the things they normally do.

n_n anyway da more tame opinions i have will always b old school related, an' it's a few style choices dat ppl outside old school look down upon, so i guesss.. unpopular? i luv peekin' bloomers, i luv small/no petticoat, i luv striped socks, i luv whites not matchin', i luv black shoes/accessories with sweet or shiro, i luv coords with a random bag/shirt/anythin' ya found home slapped on, if 2000s FRUiTS street snap girlies cud do it, ya can too.

10. do you prefer vintage or new dresses?

looks at ya with my autistic eyes. guess. guess.. guess. guess. I LUV OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!! i don' particularly mind re-releaaes of the old designs tho, so technically they'd b 'new', but 'm mostly in favor of older, used, even worn dresses/skirts/etc, if da price is good & it's a piece i want.. sumtimes the designs get updated a bit thru da years & end up lookin' different, which happend 2 a baby dress i own ↓

2005 (da version i own) vs current,

i still have no idea if we can trust new baby stock images but da color difference is crazy if true. havin' the older dress irl i can vouch it's.. actually even lighter in person, but dat might jus' b signs of wear. but yeah as ya see da design itself still had changed quite a bit, the cute lace curtain on da bodice is gone. i think da bigger bow on da neckline instead of da waist throws da balance off 4 me personally, too. like i jus' overall prefer the old version here.

i think dats my stanceeeee.. i don' mind buyin' re-releases & most likely will, but i still have more old-school preferences. it's quite hard 2 find pieces dat r both new & fit dat vibe still. as ya see even da old designs get renewed 2 da point where they lose their charm..

13. where would your ideal photoshoot be?

A CEMETERY!!! srsly, all da western places like europe & the us have such aesthetically pleasin' lookin' well-kept cemeteries with like nice greenery & stuff. here they r huge & ugly & very packed tho like it's nawt a place where ya can melancholically lean against a tombstone or stand menacingly & look gothic. nope.

aside from dat, jus any gothic architecture really, dark & imposin' n watever. obviously we don' have dat here either..

#mika asks #eddie 🌸

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luci-z-wont-shut-up · 2 months

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Episode 2

Bro snow in the desert is not actually that wierd

Bro. Bro u srsly need to rethink ur tourism program like what the fuck. FREE RADON FOR EVERYONE

I'm sorry but as soon as he said "it changes colors" I immediately envisioned a fuckin. Caramelldansen cloud XD

OH SO IT KILLS PPL. O K A Y .

Bro if literally Existing in Nightvale is so dangerous, how does the population stay afloat. At all.

Sounds like just a normal day in the post office tbh. Also Racist Magic Guy is starting to grow on me. His oblivious stupidity and self-sure incompetence have captivated me.

Honestly a floating cat in the men's bathroom sounds like the least abnormal thing so far. Cats are just Like That™️.

"This message was brought to you by Coca-Cola" yeah that tracks X'D

"Because all of us are normal" bombastic side eye. Criminal offensive side eye

Ah so the secret Boy Scout cult has finally achieved immorality. Good to know. Just another Tuesday ig. Also d a r k s c o u t XD

WAIT "Sign-up is automatic and random" um wat. Hi what. Does. Does this perchance have anything to do with the Ominous Helicopters

This man has *clearly* never been a father. Or had siblings. Or cousins. Ever. Maybe *don't* bring children near the Caramelldansen Cloud of Carrion?

...oh so they just have straight up dragons. Ok. Dragons who commit insurance fraud? *throws hands up* why not

"McDaniels was pulled over for speeding last night" UM SIR how big was that car?!? Actually ykw nvm it prolly just had a pocket dimension or amthn this is fuckin Nightvale why am I trying to use logic

Okay #1. Secret Dragon Society that's actually Not That Secret is kinda cool, #2. WTF DO YOU MEAN STOP SIGN IMMUNITY. like don't get me wrong I *understand the temptation* but also why would you allow dom3thing so profoundly stupid and unsafe as a r e w a r d for

... for being an Alert Citizen. Ok. Ok I guess I can kinda see where they're coming from. Maybe. [Didn't sleep well last night and I'm tired so sorry if my commentary's getting lackluster]

Also stamp system for being compliant with the secret police. Yeah that's not sus at allllll

Bro I wish I could schedule my workplace to be Unknowable some days. Dot Day sounds... ominous, for a number of reasons but more so their implications than anything actually ominous, yk?

[I need sleep]

Bro I would NOT pay $5 for a music lesson like that, let alone $50

"Bake sale proceeds go to blood space war" okay invader zim

"Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error" XD honestly w my terrible sense of time that just sounds like a normal thing to me

Tfw a your perfectly good ice cream outing is inturupted by a dead lion dropping from the sky

[Continuing this like 3 weeks l8r so sorry for the Commentary Continuity Disruption Leik Woah]

Uhhhhhhhhhh so in the weeks I've been gone I threw myself back asswards into TMA content [so yes v much Spoilers First Bc I Had No Patience] and? I am. Very much getting a Smirke's Fourteen vibe from the Carrion Cloud. Also is Mr radio man. Like. Okayyy??!?!?

AND NOW THE WEATHER

🎶Waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain in the waitin for the bus in the raiiiin 😎 🎶

Damn this is actually a legit bop I would make this new ringtone no question

(Don't get me wrong I fully expect this to have Lore implications later on but for now I'm just Vibin)

NOT SURE WHAT HAPOENED MY ASS

oh. Oh, Tapes, you say??? Well. *strokes imaginary beard*

What. The fuck? Genuine Life Advice? In my horror/weirdcore podcast? It's More Likely Than You'd Think. What. qhat even is this.

Ok so vanilla smell is Important.

This List is probably important but my brain refuses to hold onto any item in detail for longer than 3 seconds. Also "clear plastic binder sheets" made me laugh SO hard for some reason

Genuine question to anyone reading this, how much should I be paying attention? Like is this a Pepe Sylvia red-stringing sort of podcast where every detail is crucial later on, or is it more sort of a go-with-the-flow, Embrace the Absurdity sort of thing?

Why was that "Goodnight, listeners" so threatening?!?!?

*deep, deep inhale* ohhhkay

Next FUCKING EPISUDE I GUESS

#welcome to nightvale #welcome to night vale #is it one word or two?#wtnv #wtnv spoilers #LucizbulliesCecil #lucifanbabbles #zizistuff

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chumpsalmon · 2 years

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Guys I have to ramble a little and drop some opinions about Sniper and Engie tbh

Cw: a little nsfw idk

Sniper:

Okay so I think it is a littttlllee bit silly (just a little) that people often portray sniper as just a completely socially awkward recluse.. which slay but I think tbh that that is just simply not true. I think he's obviously not the moooost social guy, but obviously he likes goofin with the other guys when he feels like it. Maybe he's not the most talkative but he's still there.. probably cracks some jokes here n there and def plays cards w the rest of the mercs.

I mean, I know he's cool with scout .. and scout would be like the most farthest away from the whole like "am shy guy :(" so I guess in some ways he's gotta have some things in common w scout.. which has to make him not a complete hermit.

Personally I think sniper has terrible hygiene like I just know he only owns Irish spring soap and like 8 in 1 shampoo. I need to write a thing where reader pampers him or something. (Our stink stink)

(Outside of selfshipping) Tbh I hate sniperspy sniperscout 4ever. I think it would only be better that sniper is fucking spys son and that's why spy just hates him. (maybe I should elaborate but I think this will go into another post someday or whateva.)

I do think sniper tops and is really into being the aggressive one while you just take whatever he gives you. I'm sure he's into like light-mild bondage. I think i have an idea for maybe semi-public teasing that I'll write bc I feel like hes maybe a lil into that.

Okay now engie:

It is so disappointing that there is such a lack of content for my man.. I know he is bald but he is the exception.. he is soo cool.

I love his voice omg I need to talk about this... his voice slays it's so calm but like I love the drawl idk I could talk all day about this.

I can't really see him being a hard bottom.. I'm sorry. He is like. Just neutral to me. I can't see him being like super aggressive (maybe just a little) but I def can't see him begging on his knees or something. He is literally just a guy.. love this guy.

I think he's a really great therapist. Like honestly he seems so good at just listening and is obv soo respectful it's truly a shame that he is bald.. jk.

I know I keep mentioning he's bald but srsly I wanna slap his nude head. Lol

GOOD HYGIENE!!! I know he always smells good and he def washes his hands. Love when my bitch does the bare minimum. Slayed.

I need to revisit the therapist thing bc Engie is obv soo outgoing and I firmly believe all the mercs (maybe except for spy) love him. He seems so warm and like understanding i think secretly all the mercs come to have maybe a small talk with him when somethings on their mind. I mean like how men do therapy when they're like "lets drink and bond over your little trinkets" And they just have a mutual understanding that whatever they're stressing about is a little more managable now.

Dunno if any of this made sense but I'll probably write a lot of reader inserts about Sniper and Engie.

#tf2 x reader #tf2 engineer #tf2 sniper #tf2 #tf2 imagines

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Hello! I’ve been making a big google doc explaining why I think Kyman is an intended ship and the subtext involving their relationship, however I hit a roadblock when I heard about Trey and Matt’s commentary at the end of the Imaginationland Trilogy. Trey said that Cartman only wants to humiliate Kyle but that there’s nothing more going on, however there are so many different pieces of information that clearly point towards this claim as false. Your amazing long ass posts about Kyman are the reason I started believing it’s canon, so I was wondering what you have to say about this dilemma??

well first of all i’ve said before how kyman may not even be canon and a lot of it is just trolling from matt & trey making jokes about them being gay bc it’s funny lol and yeah the imaginationland is def not meant to be taken seriously that whole plot with cartman trying to get kyle to suck his balls was clearly just humorous lol. but ofc there have been more serious kyman moments later on where shit gets all emotional so that’s when i started being more led to believe there’s def more going on especially with the drama in s20. it could be possible that all these gay moments started out as a joke like cartman making kyle suck his balls or making kyle stick his finger up his ass and all that LOL, but then when people started to notice this shit was a pattern and suspecting cartman is gay especially in s11 maybe matt & trey decided to take kyman more srsly later on and just run with it lol. they might just enjoy writing stories with deep romantic or passionate subtexts in them bc their dynamic is fun, but they may not want to actually make them a couple over fear it would ruin the show. as someone who’s written screenplays myself writers tend to just write from their own experiences and use it as an outlet to let out their complex emotions through their characters. sometimes things can turn out a certain way in ur work that the people who absorb it will interpret and dissect a certain way but it meant something completely different to the writer when they wrote it bc these complexes the writer has tends to come out in subconscious ways in the characters’ actions. so i think when they were explaining that episode they were just explaining the plot as they wrote it that cartman was trying to get kyle to suck his balls to humiliate him (bc cartman consciously doesn’t understand that he was doing that for gay reasons). and when u write simply from a character and their goals and motivations (which is typically where all good screenwriters start by figuring out what their main character’s goal is in the story and what they’re trying to accomplish, for cartman his goal was to get kyle to suck his balls to ‘humiliate’ him), other complexities will end up coming out of the story and you kind of learn more about your own character as you go lol. i tend to joke around that screenwriting is basically the introverted version of acting. in acting you have to get into your character in some way by relating parts of urself in them, like when a director tells an actor to cry in the scene by remembering something sad that happened to them if you know what i mean lol. screenwriting is the same way you’re writing dialogue that the characters say by putting yourself in the shoes of the character and understanding their perspective. it’s like improv acting, you get into a character come up with some lines and learn more about your own character as u go on. a theory i’ve had (i shouldn’t be talking abt this bc it’s fucked up to speculate abt someone’s sexuality publicly LOL) is that all these subliminal gay scenes between cartman and kyle has just been trey writing any unresolved gay feelings he has for matt. (and matt voices kyle, but i mean i’m not the first to speculate this there was also that lazy joke they cut from family guy about it, matt & trey may have even joked about them being a couple too) they’re two men who work very closely together so it wouldn’t surprise me if thoughts like that pop up every now and then. and i def feel like cartman is loosely based on trey, obviously stan is the character he based off himself but i def feel like there’s some of him in cartman too which is also why he voices cartman. i def feel like trey’s more lighthearted funny side is what he lets out through cartman also the side of him that’s scheming in business (i mean how do you think south park became such a huge franchise? this didn’t happen by chance lol) which we also see through cartman.

#KYMANRANTGARBAGE

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angelhummel · 2 years

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Literally so random but I had to tell someone and since you're the top anti Brittana blog

I'm on my glee rewatch and god, I used to think the cringiest, lamest, hardest thing to have to rewatch was Adam's baby got back or the Blaine cheating storyline (it's still hard tho, can't even look), but I'm on s3 and all the bs that gets thrown at Kurt just for existing during the west side story and the election arcs, especially by Brittana, this season is the reason I hate them, they're just so mean and make no sense, we get Kurt getting laughed at for his audition when he literally nailed it, my mom laughs at everything but she was dead serious during this scene and honestly was just like: wtf are they laughing about? She was so offended as she should, (sidenote I recently watched west side story and that gave a me full circle understanding of why Kurt's audition was perfect), but anyway, we just had that but no let's keep him suffering, he's honestly the only serious candidate in that election who can truly make a change but no, who tf cares cause Brittany will go topless on tuesdays, let's clap her stupidity, and Santana being all lovey and proud when she's giving her speech about tornadoes, what in the actual f*ck (sorry for so many bad words, I'm so mad lol), that is the most senseless thing for me, she claims to hate Finn and it's always telling him how dumb he is, yet her girlfriend is a carbon copy, the female version but maybe dumber, at least Finn's dumbness is cute sometimes, but Brittany is just plain annoying.

What a hypocrite during her whole campaign, I hated the whole 'who run the world ' pep rally cause she went all 'yeah men always win so I'm gonna hang from a serious issue like feminism even tho I don't understand it, but yeah you're just like all the other men in this school Kurt and you're gonna loose cause who run the world? Girls, even tho I'm not gonna do anything with my position but a lame dinosaur prom' why even have her running against him and winning if she did nothing? Srsly Kurt needed that for his application, and you failed high school so uuggh, why did she even run for president again??? Cause she's a bicorn ok cool but you're not actually going to college so f*ck off, and also when Finn called her idiot or stupid or whatever I don't remember, she was so offended??? Like what, but you are, but the way she replies with: 'that's bullying and I won't allow it': a few episodes later... *bullies Kurt by claiming they used his face for my little pony dolls*

The troubletones where really trouble huh? But mainly those two, sorry for the whole ramble but ugh

Mood: annoyed

just replying with "yeah" and posting cause this is everything we're talking about today and you said it all babe <3

#glee #lol glee #asks #anonymous #anti brittany pierce #anti brittana #nothing to add #you said it all #its so stupid #i hateee s3 #its awful #everyone needs to stop lying lol

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male-centric-girl · 1 year

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I totally like watch videos of Men talking about things that I have literally no chance of understanding because I love how dumb I feel when I do! Srsly it's the best!!!

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getoswhore · 2 years

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hi bella! i’m having a bit of a sexuality crisis and quite frankly i’d rather talk it out in ur asks (hope it’s okay!) instead of to my slightly homophobic therapist,, basically i’m confused with my sexuality :/ i know there’s no rush to put a label on myself and i tell myself that all the time but i feel like i don’t have a piece of myself. i thought i was bi with a lean for men because i like so many men, my type is versatile, and i’ve had endless crushes on them. whereas i have a super specific type in women: tall, lean, sarcastic, etc. and i don’t want to look like one of those straight girls who’s “so quirky! i kiss women for fun!” but im really lost :( i genuinely can see myself with a woman just one that possibly doesn’t really exist :((

hiiiii, srry it took me a while to respond to this! i just wanted to make sure i could have my full attention to this <3

ok, i completely understand AND know exactly how you are feeling rn! first off, it's normal. it's ok to be confused and wonder if ur bi, etc... i was confused too!

oooooo it's definitely something that stumps people and it does mess with the mind a little :((( cause all the talk with labels could get even more confusing and can become stressful with an overload of unnecessary emotions and confusion, which just sends you into a bottomless pit of a billion questions. DON'T DO THAT ☹️☹️

it's ok to have a type, everyone has one! people have preferences over the other and that's ok, that doesn't take the fact you aren't interested in girls too! clearly if you have a type in girls, you like those said GIRLS. <33 GIRRRRLSSSSIEEEE!! and it's OK TO HAVE A LEAN TOWARDS MEN, it's soo normal, like i said, and it still doesn't take the fact that you can like girls too!!!

srsly don't stress tm, like you said, there is no rush to put a label on yourself, buuuut try and at least explore them (or not! whatever is comfy with you bb). like ask yourself if ur bi-curious? stick with it for a bit and if it doesn't feel right, then ask ur self if ur pan? keep feeling around all the sexualities till you feel 100% comfortable with THAT certain label, there are so many you can explore and figure out (that's what i did and realised i was pan! <3) and don't think too much on “labels” it's not good, just do what you think is best bb, it's ok and ik you'll figure yourself out soon <333

also i will smite ur therapist <333

#MWAAAAH #💌.mail #💌.from nonon

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wildernessuntothemselves · 2 years

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first of all THANK YOUUU~ to 🌶 anon

i am so flattered other ppl read my LONG ASS ask,,,, i hope you enjoyed it~

i took some time to rest (aka i fueled my introverted battery and baked a cake,,, gave it away (dont ask, i felt like baking), showered, watched some tv, ordered pizza and am now chillin on my couch hehe) and now i feel very talk active sooo here i am ONCE AGAIN

AND @shanice-1104 U ARE SO RIGHT

ITS ME,,,,IM THE SIMP (intelligent people are just so😫),, I AM INDEED OPEN FOR A SUGGAR- I MEAN FOR A DOCTOR TO PAY FOR MY NEEDS 😁😁😁😁😁

YALL SEE THEM CALLING ME DEAR AND BABE‼️‼️‼️ AND TELLING ME I SHOULD REST‼️‼️AND HOW THEY LOVE MY IDEAS‼️‼️‼️‼️ THE PRAISEEEE THE PRAISEE

anyone wanna be my yamqn!beomgyu but without the yandere 💗🥹🤌🏻

and what is a turn off…

like i said i am one kinky bitch… which actually literally no one i know personally knows😭

but i have some no gos and also some unpop opinions aaand this is the perf opportunity to just talk abt them i think its fun

so one thing i find rlly off putting is ddbg😟

or age play.. it makes me a little uncomfortable cause sometimes it feels like they’re sexualizing things that should be kept innocent and not be smth that has to do with … well sex, in my opinion and also THAT LACTATION THING BC ITS THERE TO FEED BABYS (with women) AND THATS WEIRD ON ITS OWN SO WHY WOULD U LIKE IT FOR MEN ????

and i know many people like roleplay but ill be honest, i never get the appeal of it, it kind of just puts me OUT of the mood immediately when i read it in fics or someone mentions it..

and exhibitionism, i do not understand the appeal of doing it in public for example, i can see why the ✨forbidden✨ aspect might be fun but in general i do not like the idea of random people seeing smth so intimidate and i also always feel bad for people who maybe notice it 💀

what i do find interesting and fun..

is somnophilia… and the thing is its kind of risky and a lot of people dislike it

but i think with the right circumstances it can be so nice?!

first of all having a partner you trust and have talked it through with completely! all the limits and what you do like/want

and then i saw this idea of having little necklaces, since it could take away some of the fun of having to personally ask your partner the night of, if they consent.. bc it could take away the suprise for example,, but generalizing and saying its always okey isnt great either… bc maybe ur in a bad mood or had a shit day and dont feel like it at all… so those necklaces could be customized to say yes or no or smth and indicate if the partner consents to it on that night or not

i think that just makes it a little safer for misunderstandings NOT to happen!

what i like abt it is the idea of waking up to your partner pleasuring you, or think your partner is so needy at night but they dont wanna disturb you so it just opens a lot of possibilities and i think its fun and maybe exciting which is what kinks are supossed to be i believe!

and what i RLLY like is marking up my partner i srsly love it (an obsession of mine here we go-)

i dont like it in the childisch way of having an obvious hickey on your neck and then flaunting it at school like youre THE DUDE… it feels a bit immature tbh

i love it in the way of (and i have written this a bit ago, explaining to my ex why i like it so much)

“i dont want others to see, i just wanna look at my work at the end of the night, making a mental image and the next time they look in the mirror they’ll be reminded of what we did”

which is also why i have a soft spot for thighs, hands or wrists, collarbones, lower bellys, backs and chests/boobs… theyre my fav places to mark up and i just love the idea of cuddling with my partner, counting all the hickeys or bite marks i left and recalling memories, the idea of them knowing i “own” them in the sense of theyre mine and mine only to ✨see✨ (although in general im not rlly possessive and don’t get jealous easily) so i can even bite their thigh for example and im the only one who’ll know (like our lil secret) or maybe leaving a cute lil hickey on their wrist and next time i play with their hands fingers i can see my mark- oftentimes when i find someone insanely attractive and their collarbones and neck show (in a photo (maybe a nude- for example) the idea of me being able to ruin or corrupt the beautiful sight with bitemarks makes my heart go 💗💗💗 and me in general 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

yeah i def got carried away AGAIN. i even wrote this in my notes so i wont get distracted and delete everything… and now i have completely exposed myself, everyone be careful i might bite ;)

-❄️ (feelin a bit spicy today now are we)

that sounds restorative. glad to hear about it ❤️ but i can't imagine going through the effort to bake or cook something just for someone else like that could never be me. i too need a yamqn gyu which is probably why i prefer him to tyun lmao

and omg y'all are blinded by the doctor title. i don't have shit to my name. my 5 years younger brother makes around three times my salary lol you only make good money out of being a doctor in america i swear

i totally get the ddbg and age play thing. like i get it the appeal to some extent like being taken care of and spoiled (is that the appeal? idk) but i just find it icky when the "baby" character can't speak or they have very obviously child-like mannerisms. it grosses me out. i've seen more than a couple fics of that type around felix lmao

and yeah lactation both ways freak me out but especially on males. i don't remember if i've written female lactation for iyym or not but if i have it was only to increase the crazy factor of felix (says I who writes noncon scenes)

roleplay is tricky because in real life i don't think i could ever take it seriously and in fics it wouldn't be roleplay it would just be the characters being the actual roles like teacher/student etc. but maybe if i tried it in real life i'd like it? idk i think i'd just laugh

oh man exhibitionism is definitely a kink that only belongs to the fics for me. i may have done a couple of things in public before but that wasn't because i was into it. i just didn't have a place to do it lmao. but getting caught is THE WORST (which i did like 3 times lmao)

somnophilia (with consent if it's in real life) is such a good concept. it's like the feeling you get when you wake up from a wet dream but better lol. but it does have it's drawbacks like morning breath and maybe having sweated through the night 😂

yesss the necklaces are also sooo good for the free use kink. like if you put the necklace on, it lets your partner know that they can just grab you and fuck your brains out whenever they want

for marks i like it for both ways honestly. the sweet one you mentioned and the "mine" aspect but the mine aspect is only for the fics again. i'd never intentionally mark my partner for the world to see that would be mortifying lmao (i did it once accidentally and it really was mortifying :'D)

#loved this little chat #so fun #mort talks #❄️ anon

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alistairlowes · 2 months

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finished redoing my room and s3 of 13rw this is by far worst season so far 😭😭 i truly didn't think it could get that bad... afraid of s4 but i'll have to find something else to do while watching it

- what the hell is the color grading this season

- WHO IS THAT???

- bryce dead? good hope jessica got him

- srsly who is this girl i hate this because i watch these shows specifically so i could only listen to them but she has an accent and now i got lost

- oh they think they are in elite... well elite could do 13rw but 13rw could not do elite

- ohh i forgot we are doing the pregnancy plot zZz

- no bryce you can't sit with us

- omg he's getting bullied lmaao deserved SUFFER!!!

- tyler needs to grow his hair back

- oh he DEAD dead

- i'm still confused why is this girl a narrator???

- justin and clay being brothers is so cute 😭😭💕

- color grading ugly ass fr it's so gray

- IS THAT BEX TAYLOR KLAUS????

- it is... why is their character giving... sjw twt account

- i do not... and i can't stress this enough... GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BRYCE. idc who killed him good riddance begoneee

- how am i only on ep 4 i've been watching this season for 5 years now. worst season so far bdw lich rally zero plot

- not bexs character telling tyler to shut up because he doesn't know what being SAd is like 😭😭

- monty gay now too???

- gay and homophobic pick a struggle

- i hate how bryce actor speaks lower this season to make bryce have gentler voice. i will not be sympathetic for that cunt fuck off

- this show has the most token gay characters ever. like courtney and ryan are there just to be gay and annoying and occasionally show up and be like oh i'm not single anymore cuz i'm out and proud!!! 🥰 i'll be written out now and you'll never see me again 🥰 and then there is tony with his boring boyfriends and their undeveloped relationship that no one gives a fuck about!! but when you have someone with nice chemistry like zack and alex then it's one sided ha bitch you thought!! but hey we also have monty who is a literal rapist but let's give him mlm era 😍

- jake weber is eating everyone up with his acting

- i don't understand the point of the new girl??? so clay gets a gf???

- [speaking in spanish] thanks i understand it all

- not the ICE 😭😭 they just throwin shit in now

- clays new i can fix him project is tyler

- alex needs to calm down he needs to get railed or something

- IDC ABOUT CLAY AND NEW GIRL IDGAF!!!!!

- aww new girl and bryce having a moment how cute too bad I DONT GIVE A SHIT!!! to hell with bryce.

- clay talking to dead bryce now jesus christ this show gave me rabies

- JUSTIN DEFENDIN CLAY MY LOVE

- how are they doing bryce redemption while also making him a serial rapist. like wasn't the whole point he didn't feel guilty about the rape because he felt entitled but now he literally has rape fantasies even tho he knows it's wrong what???

- one thing this show does right is make all the other guys trust clay who helps them idk

- WHY WOULD TYLER TELL BRYCE WHO IS A RAPIST THAT MONTY RAPED HIM AND WHY WOULD BRYCE ONCE AGAIN A RAPIST BE SO UPSET WHEN HE DID THE SAMEEEEEE ISTGGG

- bryce listened to tapes and realized he evil and now he wants to apologize i'm killing myself ENOUGHH THEY DID 180 ON HIMMM UNDESERVED NOT ALL MEN BUT SOMEHOW ALWAYS A MAN

- clay is a suspect due logic known only to this show

- yeah ok now bryce is threatening monty because of the rape and monty is like why are you booing me when you're a rapist too... HE MADE SOME POINTS OK

- what is this scene 😭😭 i think i saw this somewhere like a clip. honestly dumb fucking idea to take off your clothes

- SOKKA ACTOR???

- clay got arrested for what girl

- who is this rando guy wanting to help tyler he is giving major fruit vibes

- NO WAY THE GUY WHO MONTY BEAT UP GAVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE GIRL BE REAAAAL

- why is he defending him omggggggg

- i'm freee

#val watches stuff

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clarks-letterman · 4 months

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Wally anon: (to the other anon: whoooops, I really keep getting carried away with our ongoing correspondence 🫣)

you knowwww he's packing it. 🍆 (omg @ not even seen the OG until then 😭) Yuppp. We should, in fact, be incl more. queer characters cause the more the merrier 🌈 🌈 🌈 instead of patting ourselves on the back for a single. one when they had the potential for THREE! omg whyyy are we the same person. I really am not a fan of Tara + find a lot. of the hype surrounding her be because people like Jenna (& I get it, Jenna's iconic). When you really unpack her character, she...doesn't have much of a personality? just tiny details that never really come together & THEN she spends most of the movie in the hospital so she doesn't have much of a story arc either so it's like 🤷‍♀️ (The Inhaler™ is such a personal meme to me cause I can nottt take it srsly from how forced they made it when Tara is never actually. negatively impacted by her asthma, see: the way she runs with zero issue in 6 skdhsk) Yupppp, you get it. I know it wouldn't be a ~crowd-pleasing~ thing to have a GF exclusively using guns, but like...it's a horror movie. Commit & be nasty or be safe & PG-13. 🙃 I will. say, stuntman/actor-wise, H20 has one of the worst. Mask I can give a slight pass, but...what was that man doing lollll. (Oh your hole will be stretched so wide & floodeddd with cum when he's done that you won't believe how much comes leaking out of you 🤭) I can see that for sure but I think me having a less...enthused reaction to 2018 made it + Kills work better for me than a lot of people. Yesss, such. a fucked up opening but so very perfect at the same time for being a complete subversion on everything we've come to expect with babysitters in the franchise. 😫 (but, yeah, I think if they had somehow managed to have the opening take place on 2018 night itself or have Michael just lurking around but him not directly doing anything, just his ~evil~ influencing the situation, I think it would be more seamless) Yeahhhh @ this trilogy. I understand. why they ~went back to basics~ by ignoring the sibling connection, but inherently creates a disconnect cause like Dave says in 2018...he only killed a handful of people. In some. ways it works with the OG only having Judith's murder as a catalyst for turning Michael into a boogeyman & expanding on those vibes, but in other ways, it makes certain decisions clunky (Sartain, hello). Oh, please do keep going @ sleazy men from school. I know a lotttt of people were going wild over Johnny earlier in the year & I absolutely see the vision there. 👀👀👀

Oh yeah, I got what you meant. We all have our firsts. 👍 I do think that just tends to be Raimi's signature style, which varies in effect for me from what I've seen by him so I obviously understand being a little put off by them. You whackin Tobey so bad. 💀 Interestingggg @ this ranking. I'd need to rewatch some of them to present mine cause it's been awhile for a few of them, but SM2/verse are pretty firmly tied at the top (I also controversially recall preferring TASM2 cause the drama of the Gwen plot even if I know the villains themselves aren't the greatest. in it). But yes ughhh that. critique always annoyed the shit outta me back in the day cause literally what is the point if you're doing the exact same thing every time with adaptations? Yes, you need specific tenets to go "This character is Spiderman" but the way people went nuts over the ~skater boy loner who's actually kind of charming when he applies himself~ completely miss what works about that duo of films. 😒 sdksgs oh you want him to SUFFER.suffer. Can't say I disagree cause it would make him 5000% more developed than when they kept shoving Tony in front of him & it's the kind of material Tom deserves. 🙌🙌🙌 Okay, okay, I see. So you'd say him being older helps prepare him better for the specific Spiderman struggles than the typical teen Peter antics. (Priorities @ super caked up 🤭) Ooh, what kind of sex toys are we talking? Anything funky that would be unique to him? And I assume this means he also. developed his own lubricant like he has with making his webs? Perhaps a super long-lasting lube that intensifies the pleasure receptors in the body. 🥴 Oh he'd for sureee be rocking the sweatpants. They're his Thing, after all (just like his fat di-🤫).

Yesss & you're just so boneless from all the thrusting & cumming & stimulation that you're just happy you're somewhere comfortable while they keep going. 🤤

Yesss my god not expanding on his Uncle Ben at all. was always such a ???? to me cause that is such a crucial element of Peter's story. I know they somewhat rectified that in NWH but why did it take thatttt long to do so? Oh right, wasting all that time on Tony. 🖕 (But yupppp, they were obsessed with tying almost every part of Tom's Peter into Tony's life & there was zero reason to do so beyond the ridiculous Tony bias). Understandable choices @ them being tied, especially with our ongoing conversations in mind. I controversially think that Endgame really was genuinely the beginning of the end for the MCU & not just for Steve reasons. Soooo many of the bad decisions they make now come directly from not letting ~the snap~ linger more & wanting to bring a quick end to the Infinity Saga (when tbfh, IW should've been "the end" with stage 4 being entirely constructed to reverse it while gradually peppering in new characters so that when they earned. Endgame + characters bowed out, we would already been attached to new ones). (Ooh, let's brainstorm cause I can really see the Santa!Steve + cheering up vision, but am similar wondering how we would get to smut 👀) I never ended up seeing Defending Jacob. 🙈 I think the fact he doesn't. know about parenting cause he still hasn't dealt with his unresolved issues makes sense for him, it's just that the movies...do nothing. with that in favor of a quick & hollow & romanticized relationship with Peter. 🙃 (I think Peter still wouldn't quite. recognize it cause his "powers" didn't require anything particularly strenuous, but he'd have Mysterio panting for sureee) Yesss, exactly. Some of the juiciest pairings are ones that you + the narrative know are kind of wrong for each other but the chemistry is INSANE so you need. to see it.😮‍💨 (Yesss @ the reveal. Easily one of the best villain reveals in the MCU & I wish they had fully capitalized on all that potential cause yeah what tf is the point of these dumbass glasses when it should be entirely a personal motivation but you knowwww those glasses would be like those ~VR headsets for immersive sex situations~ & I picture a scenario where Mysterio has Peter tied down & projecting a vision of them having sex while he actually has some special machine sucking him off the entire time 🤭) Iknowww. We fr can't escape. (But hmmm, I'd say either are correct headcanons depending on the fic, but in this situation I'm thinking short!top. 🫡 Tom's just hot in general, but it could have to do with FFH giving Peter ~the most variety to do~ with the changing locations & all that).

Yuppp. Got what they deserved fr. And then he'll just wipe the cum off your face, slather it on his dick, bend you over, & start fucking you cause he's still so hard. 🫣

Please continue to yap away. I am very excited to see how it all turned out. 🫶 adjsk I'll bet. 👀 I believe in you. We've discussed so much with Wally that I know you got this. 👍

(Oh, Priscilla is sooooo good but depressing. Seeing just a fraction of everything she went through like 💔)

true uhhh we can always have a more naturally flowing conversation on discord or something if you have it!

everyone’s packing tbh. and yeahhhh i’m a fake fan😪 sorry i wasnt conceived in the 80s so i could be able to watch and comprehend it sksjskj. exactly with the multiple queer characters. I know overrepresentation can happen, but it’s mainly when (blatantly) homophobic studios want to fight the allegations and do it terribly. most people that include a lot of queer characters can usually handle giving them depth and all. Jenna is really good in any role she is and she definitely elevates a somewhat flat character with her acting. Omggg the way 6 didn’t even mention it (I think) so it really felt like a plot device + she doesn’t suffer from asthma while running in the hospital scene. It’s the way 6 is rated R and yet the gun doesn’t really have a graphic usage. It’s implied and shown but there isn’t a massacre or anything. … so true, why does michael feel so short in H20😭 Like, they managed to be more convincing with the stuntman switch from the Halloween 1978 to Halloween 2… and the guy playing michael in 2 was like a foot short if I remember correctly. Kills has some dumb scenes like with the gun and the car door, but I like it being a parallel to Halloween 2 in the same was that they mirror a love of Halloween in H2018. I loveeee the babysitter subversion was so good. And yesss about the clunkiness. I think that it keeps the story more simple and easier to understand, but it ruins Laurie because why would she have any reason to believe that Michael would come back? She didn’t seemed worried about it in H2 until he showed up again, and H20 uses that to its advantage by following H1 + 2 instead of just 1. Plus, Laurie is a drunk so she’s prone to being more paranoid in that version. Johnny had the cake and the sass to make it work. Idc if he’s a cannibal and generally crazy. He’s soooo fine it’s crazy

We do indeed all have our firsts🤭 Listen I’m all here for TASM 2 love… Gwen’s plot is so strong in the movie and I love the time motif. Peter’s stuck in the past, Harry’s running out of time to live, so on and so on. Exactly!! I want him to ride that skateboard (and me, hello!! we’ve seen the behind the scenes of it👀👀) and I think making him that way works so well for those movies. Tom is so good at handling darker material, as seen in The Crowded Room, so I would love to see something darker from his Spiderman. I love the brighter mood of his movies as it makes them easy to return to, but I want to see some actual development!! I feel like Peter has some spider bots that can wrap around his big dick, some machines that pound harder than thor lmaooo, and I had some other ideas that i’d have to find but obviously something that gives really realistic feeling “blowjobs” too. Maybe his version of sex pollen that alters the brain chemistry temporarily to heighten sex drive (specifically with people named Peter Parker.) Oh exactly, they never come off, unless you take them off🤭

Totally, you’d need a bed to keep yourself from being sore against a counter/table/whatnot

Like, I know we pick up after Uncle Ben’s death (six months after i think?) but come onnnn. No mention no anything??? I like that we got it with Aunt May, but it felt a little too late tbh. I like that the snap is fixed within like two movies, but I hate that its impact is little explored until movies and shows after the fact. That’s so smart about introducing the new characters tbh. Also Santa!Steve could be giving the gift of big dick🫡 jkjk, maybe he knows exactly what you want/or he does a Santa’s lap thing? There’s a lot of possibilities to take, each with a level of hotness (i’m sure we can figure out something!) Yeah I don’t think Tony’s parents cause do much to help his case. It’s an explanation but not an excuse. Oh, Peter can go rounds and rounds and rounds and Mysterios tired on the first? He must be a fake! So true about knowing that it’s wrong making it better, idk maybe it’s like self indulgence when you know it’s a bad idea sksjsks. The glasses sucked as a plot device but I guess I thought it was a good enough motivation. The dumb part was that he was mad that he renamed the tech, instead of feeling like he was mad for being robbed. Yesss Mysterio is smart and getting to see Peter being all his. He got his cake and ate it too, by distracting him in the best way possible. Tom is so hot, I love most of his roles (surprisingly the TCR isn’t one i find that’s hot, but Arvin and Cherry🤭.) Short!top Peter vibes with just topping random civilians because you know there were some freaky sex hookup opportunities in the places he visited, and of course had Mysterio to follow with the entire time🫣

Omg cum for lube and bending you over🤭😮‍💨

Hopefully it’s good. I had to work tonight but i’m gonna work on it tomorrow and hopefully have it out🫡

It’s so sad😭 I hate knowing that this isn’t even all of it. And I hate saying Jacob is hot as Elvis but that’s just the actor… the accent doesn’t really do it for me tbh.

#wally anon #<- got your own tag‼️

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