#spies are forever icons

[sawcondeezicons]

you're cool with me? to the end! but let's never do this again. i'm happy to have you as my friend <3

[ID: 6 circular matching icons of tatiana slozhno and agent curt mega from spies are forever. the first two show tatiana (first) and curt (second) facing each other with serious expressions, both of them wearing leather jackets. the next two show curt (third) and tatiana (fourth) standing back to back, looking directly at the camera and aiming their guns to the side; curt is wearing a suit, and tatiana is wearing a blue dress. in the final two, tatiana (fifth) and curt (sixth) are sitting side-by-side, smiling at each other; tatiana is wearing a purple knitted jumper, and curt is wearing a grey t-shirt. all of the icons' backgrounds have been edited to be in black and white. /End ID]

#please lmk in the replies (or inbox when it's open) if this image description is confusing at all #also obviously this is not a ship post lmao. stream 'doing this' for clear skin and bountiful crops #og #musicals #spies are forever #tatiana slozhno #agent curt mega #matching icons #tin can bros #tcb #tcb spies are forever #spies are forever icons #tin can bros spies are forever #musical theatre #musical #musical icons #musical theatre icons #tcb musicals #tin can bros musicals #guns tw

[mvanqsh]

and just like that I am ill. very ill. sick? nono, not sick. ill. curt's got his jacket, and joey cut his hair? what is happening?

#spies are forever #curt mega #joey richter #joey richter my icon

[starpirateee]

hi! i'd love to see a continuation of the isekai spies au or the curt joins chimera au. love your work!! ❤️ 💜 💙

I will gladly give you a continuation of the spies isekai, that was a Lot of fun! Sorry this took such a long time to get out, btw, but in the meantime I was asked this:

So I'm going to cater for both, if that's alright!

The time travel idea stuck fast in Curt's mind. It sounded ridiculous on all fronts, but it was the only Hong that made sense. It seemed like they were in the wrong place, though they didn't seem to stand out any.

The real question was how they'd done it. How they'd managed to go from having it out for each other in the middle of the weapons museum, to being here, where it was apparently fine to be ambiguously flirting with the men at the bar.

For now, the idea of how they'd gotten there wasn't the most important point of the moment. He was drinking with the second man to ever try and pick him up, and all things considered, he was having a pretty good time.

For all intents and purposes, Ted was great. Curt just wished that this wasn't a one time thing— that maybe, he'd have another chance to be himself and to be a little free before he and Owen had to find a way back to where they'd come from.

"Does this not, I dunno, bother you at all?" He asked, leaning against the bar and ordering another round.

"What?"

"This. Seeing someone once, talking like this, and then never seeing em again?" It had never bothered him before, but his dealings were strictly professional and never meant anything.

Ted raised an eyebrow. "You think I'd have asked you out if I didn't think you'd be a one off? You're not the first, man, and I'm pretty sure you won't be the last..."

Curt frowned, his brow creasing as he took a sip of his drink. Ted noticed his expression and shot him an amused glance. "What? That bother you?"

"More than it does you, apparently... It just feels— weird..."

"Oh, you're the type who ain't shy for commitment... You with someone?"

Curt hesitated. In the most literal sense of the word, he was with someone. He'd arrived with Owen, and he was still here. But in that specific sense that Ted was asking about, he wasn't with Owen anymore. Hadn't been for years...

"No, but I was..."

"How long?"

"Five and a half years... Something like that."

"Jeez, not bad..." if he had to guess, he'd have said Ted genuinely looked impressed. He'd leaned forwards a little, and his eyes had went wide. "Special type?"

"Yeah, for ages he was the only one." And it was both dangerous and a comfort to remember Owen as he used to be. All those late nights on the floors of cheap motel rooms, all the uttered words they'd only ever whisper to each other... That was sacred. "But, y'know, those things aren't meant to last."

Ted held his glass out in toast to that. "Hear that, pal. What was his name?"

"Owen."

"Ehh, fuck Owen." Ted had uttered that so confidently that Curt almost choked on the drink he was taking. He laughed, taken completely off guard, and even Ted chuckled. "No, I'm serious! You want commitment outta life, I'm sure you won't have any trouble in finding someone, nice guy like yourself."

"... Thanks," Curt smiled as he felt his face heat up, ready to blame it on the heat of the room. "What about you?"

Ted huffed a breath of laughter. "Yeah, that kinda life's not on the cards for me. Got myself a bit of a reputation, y'know?"

The conversation spanned for a while. Curt really started to let himself go, but kept himself in that balance of opening up and revealing more than necessary, out of a force of habit. Eventually, he and Ted parted ways— Curt was implicitly told that it should feel amazing to walk off a conversation with a guy's personal phone number— and he immediately found Owen again. After all, there was a lot to catch up on. Owen was a familiar face in a sea of strangers, and he'd been the one to propose that they stay by each others' sides.

Needless to say, Owen didn't look impressed when Curt found him. It wasn't like he'd caught any of the conversation, but it had been one hell of one, and that desperation was not a facade that was easy to keep hold of. Trying to act like he was upset about Curt supposedly "standing him up" was way too beyond him.

He had finished Curt's pint too. Frankly, he needed it. And Curt didn't look too offended, so it was no more than terrible American beer under the bridge. The two of them left the bar after, not a word between them until they were a good distance from the premises. Then he turned to look at Curt, half curious and half bitter. "So, how was he?"

Part of him genuinely wanted to know what that kinda of freedom felt like. What it was like to get that close in a room full of people who didn't think twice. The other part of him had seen past all that and just hoped that leaving him hanging for all that time was worth it.

Curt's eyebrows quirked. "Ted? He was great. Real nice guy. Why? That bother you or something?" He shoved his hand in his pocket, feeling the coaster on which Ted had written his number. Quite the unorthodox method, he had to admit, by quite charming all the same.

"Bother me? What do you think I am, twelve years old?"

"Jealous that I could pull before you?"

Yes. Partially. Those words would never leave him, but he thought it nonetheless. "Sod off, my god, you're a child."

Curt smirked. "Anyway, since that's clearly getting to you, I— uh, got what you wanted."

"What, you found out where we are?"

"Yeah. We're on some island in lake Michigan. Hatchetfield." He felt himself absently crease the corner of the coaster, and removed his hand from his pocket quickly.

Owen hummed. "We weren't in the states when we started this, we were in the middle of fucking Europe. How the hell did this happen?"

"That's the part I don't know. Y'see, I think we're gonna have to check the date, too."

"Why's that?"

"Ted called my Bel Air "vintage"."

"Hold on, what?" Owen stopped in his tracks and thought that over. "But you've had that thing from new, and that was only a few years ago..." His eyes went wide. "Oh lord, we have to find a newspaper."

Luckily, that wasn't a hard thing to acquire. Owen dipped into one corner store, and came out with a newspaper folded under his arm. He and Curt opened it together, and his eyes immediately landed on the topmost header.

"Oh my god..."

Judging by that reaction, Curt had seen it too. They exchanged a glance, letting their shock speak for itself, and then glanced back at the paper to make sure they were seeing the same thing.

"Owen, am I reading that right?"

"I think you are, Curt. I.... Think you are." 1962 was no more. Owen had to put his jealousy aside for a moment, because he realised that things were truer than he thought when he said Curt was the only person he had as a cornerstone.

The two of them would have to put their differences aside too, even for a little while, because the truth of the matter was plain. Curt's car was vintage. Men must be allowed to get with other men. Constant economical changes meant it was probably normal for beer to be that price.

The date was June 7th, 2019.

The two of them were stranded in the States, some near sixty years from the time they knew.

#spies are forever #saf #curtwen #agent curt mega #owen carvour #ted spankoffski #hatchetfield #starkid #void offering #star mail #nova's tags → #i've been involved in a few conversations lately about how fruity ted should be #if canon isn't gonna make him fruitier i sure as hell will #he's got hideous fashion sense and 0 rizz but god damn if he isn't the zestiest mf alive #just wanted to mention that so you have a mental image here #&& let it be known that i've unironically named them spy iced tea. they've kinda become iconic

[merthurians-prat-and-idiot]

I still think about Lauren Lopez's delivery of "Yes, the fucking beardddd!" from Spies Are Forever- 100/10

#she's so talented!! #like all of her tcb and starkid characters are so different & iconic #cynthia & mrs mega in saf alone!! #i mean- emma - linda munroe!! draco - i could go on #lauren lopez #cynthia houston #spies are forever #saf #tcb #tin can bros #tin can brothers #merthurians prat and idiot

[itsjusteds]

What a wonderful night. What a fabulous sight. I hope you're enjoying your evening! I know I am because the tin can bros hit $220k for their world tour!!!!

Because today is such an iconic day, for my Spies Are Forever character series I drew the famous, the iconic, the man, the myth, and the legend, Vanger Borschtit <3 Day 13/55

#vanger my beloved #god hes such an icon #he brings glitz and glamour and oodles of swagger #flib diggity im barely breathing #we love the prince and I love him #theres a reason hes a famed television personality #Vanger Borschtit #spies are forever #tcb #tin can bros #tin can brothers #tinlightenment #saf #saf fanart #spies are forever fanart #joey richter the man that you are #easily top ten joey richter roles #type casting fears him #i love him augh

[wonder-falcon]

i remember when voltage would go around asking ppl who posted like 5+ screenshots of any lovestruck book to take those posts down 😭😭 look where we are now 😭😭😭😭

#lovestruck #lovestruck voltage #like 😭😭😭 why were they so adamant abt it #up in my dms and all #we have to pump up the popularity yall 💔 what am i supposed to do with 4 screenshots #can you tell i miss vivienne #like i never finished her route 😭😭 #someone tell me what happens in the end like do they run away forever and get married and live a quiet life doing crime but for funsies #or is it a cliffhanger #WHAT HAPPENS #vivienne tang #come back to me 💔💔 #there was no one like queen of thieves fr 💔 #sorry i ever lost interest but im back now so pranks over u can come back too 🥹🥹 #i still have the app like #it doesnt work anymore but well 🥹 #the juliette icon will stay there forever 🥹 #i cant even remember the name of juliettes series anymore this is so serious 😭 #the one where theyre smexy spies and have animal super powers or smth #juliette was a bat #i dont remember anyone elses names 🥹

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

So I Spied Another Day...

You know it was a good show when you can’t decide whether your heart is so full from all the love and joy, or so empty because it's over.

Really do buckle up, because this is a long one.

So the show went a little like this. They played the Spies pro-shoot on a giant movie screen, but any time a song started, the audio changed to the instrumental track, the video typically faded to simple background graphics, and the cast came out to perform the number live in concert style. There were also a series of audience participation prompts up on the movie screen, such as standing to deliver a line in unison, giving Lauren a standing ovation for the Pay Attention! Reprise, enthusiastically booing Dr. Baron von Nazi and the still infuriatingly catchy Not So Bad (for anyone who’s curious, in addition to encouraging boos and yelled disagreements with von Nazi, they also cut the audience participation bit from the song).

The energy in the room was so electric and full of joy and warmth. People shouted out iconic lines, went wild for everyone’s entrances, and absolutely lost their damn minds over Curtwen at pretty much every opportunity. And the cast were clearly having just as much fun. Doing This has always been my favorite, and there was something so sweet about them singing it again all these years later. We finally got Joey performing Spies Are Forever (Evil Reprise) again and it was just as chilling and beautiful as you’d expect. And One Step Ahead was just on a whole new level. I don’t want to give anything away, but the details in that performance were INCREDIBLE.

It was simply so special seeing most of the original gang come back while also bringing some new friends along. Shout out to Mariah for coming out at the top of the show so ready to play, setting the tone for the whole evening. Shout out to James for putting his comedy chops on full display (LET JAMES BE FUNNY MORE) and dancing the hell out of One More Shot (another favorite number). And shoutout to Carlos Alazraqui (taking over the roles of Sergio and Vladimir Poopin) and Tommy Link for coming into this crazy part of our world with such enthusiasm and silliness. Brian deserves a medal for agreeing to once again play the most cringe-worthy character in all of Pulp-StarCanWrecked history, and for sounding so fucking good while doing it. Tessa was having a blast in full unhinged glory and I gladly worship at her altar. Lauren is maybe the funniest person alive and deserved her standing ovation, prompted or not. Seeing Joe Walker perform live has been Item Number One on my fandom bucket list since I moved to LA a couple of years ago, and I still can’t quite believe I managed it. I’d wondered if he’d be rusty, but honestly he sounded great; it was like no time had passed. Mary Kate still has one of my all-time favorite voices and her Tatiana remains forever engaging. Joey showed up dressed to slay as a gay evil genius Bond-movie supervillain and proceeded to thoroughly deliver on that promise. And Curt… every time I watch Spies I am increasingly blown away by what he does with this arrogant, broken mess of a character. He clearly loves Agent Mega as much as any of us, and to see a performance refined and powered by such clear and thoughtful passion is just a huge treat.

(And while he wasn’t in the cast, I can’t not mention Corey. Between his roles as director and co-writer, so much of what Spies is comes directly from him and we don’t appreciate that nearly enough. And shout out to Esther Fallick for her wonderful work as Susan and the Informant. She might not have been there in person, but her incredible performance was with us the whole time.)

I know this is preaching to the choir, but Spies Are Forever really is such a special show. It’s a story about recovery, and devastating as it can be, I think there’s also something deeply healing about it at its core. For one thing, I know it played a huge role in mending my relationship with my asexuality. I will forever be grateful to it for existing, to TCB, Talkfine, and the original cast for creating it, and to those same people for maintaining its legacy with the amount of love and care it deserves. It was a privilege to be in the room as so many people came to celebrate this miraculous little musical. There were a couple of minor tech glitches (I wonder if they’ll even include the “big one”—the projector jumping over most of the staircase scene before getting fixed—in the digital ticket version), but nothing that could even begin to damper the magic of the night.

We all know that spies never die (except for Owen and the Informant, oops). And at times like this concert, I think this special little show with its short run in 2016 will prove to be just as immortal.

#anyways I just had the best time #and it took a couple of days because I've been so busy but I had to write down how special it all really was #so grateful #spies are forever #spy another day #tin can bros #tcb #tinlightenment #agent curt mega #curt mega #owen carvour #tatiana slozhno #cynthia houston #the deadliest man alive #doctor baron von nazi #the informant #joey richter #lauren lopez #brian rosenthal #corey lubowich #mary kate wiles #mariah rose faith casillas #james tolbert #joe walker #tessa netting #tom lenk #Carlos Alazraqui

[homoeroticbetrayal]

Congratulations to Anthy/Utena for the most iconic homoerotic betrayal!

Scroll to the bottom of this post for info on the Revival Match of all the contestants eliminated on round 1 and 2, happening today Evening.

Initial Match-ups

House Rules:

If you've voted for a winner, take that as a sign to check out the media of the losers of the same round.

Campaigns in the ask will not be published. Put it in the reblogs.

Round 1: Ides of March (Mar 15, 7AM EST)

A full list of nominations can be found here. First round brackets were seeded to group overlapping fandoms/genres together. You can read more about my bracketing methodology & rationale if you're curious.

Anakin/Obi-Wan vs. Macaque/Sun Wukong (Lego Monkie Kid)

Shouichi/Byakuran vs. Sasuke/Naruto

Griffith/Guts vs. Soowon/Hak

Anthy/Utena vs. Andrey/Goncharov

Komaeda/Hinata vs. Akechi/Joker

John Silver/James Flint (Black Sails/Treasure Island) vs. Curt/Owen (Spies are Forever)

Sasha/Anne (Amphibia) vs. Bill Cipher/Ford Pines

Homura/Madoka (PMMM: Rebellion) vs. Ryo/Akira (Devilman)

Judas/Jesus vs. GLaDOS/Chell

Nagi/Reo (Blue Lock) vs. Geto/Gojo

Lelouche/Suzaku vs. Seishiro/Subaru

Erik/Charles (X-Men) vs. The Master/The Doctor

Brutus/Caesar vs. Ennis/Jack (Brokeback Mountain)

Josh/Neku vs. He Xuan/Shi Qingxuan

Hannibal/Will vs. Louis/Lestat

Adora/Catra vs. Terezi/Vriska

Round 2: Mar 17, 8PM EST

Context submissions list

Anakin/Obi-Wan vs. Sasuke/Naruto

Griffith/Guts vs. Anthy/Utena

Akechi/Joker vs. John Silver/James Flint

Bill Cipher/Ford Pines vs. Homura/Madoka

Judas/Jesus vs. Geto/Gojo

Lelouche/Suzaku vs. Erik/Charles

Brutus/Caesar vs. Joshua/Neku

Hannibal/Will vs. Terezi/Vriska

Round 3: March 18, 11:30PM EST

Sasuke/Naruto vs. Anthy/Utena

Akechi/Joker vs. Homura/Madoka

Judas/Jesus vs. Lelouche/Suzaku

Brutus/Caesar vs. Hannibal/Will

Semifinals: March 20, 6AM EST

Anthy/Utena vs. Homura/Madoka

Judas/Jesus vs. Hannibal/Will

Finals: March 21, 8AM EST

Matching "I voted" PFPs for the you and your beloved!

Finals: Anthy/Utena vs. Judas/Jesus Third Place: Homura/Madoka vs. Hannibal/Will

Revival Match: March 22nd, 9PM EST

The revival match will feature pairings which were eliminated on round 1 and 2, and will only have one round. Matches here are completely random. This is your compensation prize for my "evil" bracketing in this tournament.

The Master/The Doctor vs. Terezi/Vriska vs. John Silver/James Flint

Ryo/Akira vs. He Xuan/Shi Qingxuan vs. Geto/Gojo

Griffith/Guts vs. Seishiro/Subaru vs. Nagi/Reo

Louis/Lestat vs. Ennis/Jack vs. GLaDOS/Chell

Andrey/Goncharov vs. Sasha/Anne (Amphibia) vs. Soowon/Hak

Shouichi/Byakuran vs. Josh/Neku vs. Komaeda/Hinata

Erik/Charles vs. Anakin/Obi-Wan vs. Bill Cipher/Ford Pines

Macaque/Sun Wukong vs. Curt/Owen vs. Adora/Catra

#polls #tumblr bracket #organization #tournament poll

[britishguy-on-the-tv]

Slozhno:

nobody knows this musical and i need more people to know it. also she's amazing and was an ally during the cold war era which is like, wow. also her actress's voice is a+++

she is russian and also a spy and is very cool :) she teams up the main character curt and they have a whole song that’s conphet but they don’t get together!! they stay friends!!

The Nose:

The nose is iconic. Once it gets separated from Collegiate Assessor Kovalyov’s face, it runs around St. Petersburg and even gets promoted without him. It’s likely the only sentient nose in the tournament. Also, in the Shostakovich opera adaptation, the nose blesses the audience’s ears with its beautiful tenor voice. It highlights the absurdity of status in 19th century Russian life and is one of the most well-known Nikolai Gogol characters.

#russian blorbo rumble #tournament poll #spies are forever #the nose

[moonstruckdraws]

The Red Queen

An alternate version of Vera! @hellishgayliath daughter I've been drawing nonstop (this being no exception)

like always, this is a spiel so- yeah

Ever since looking back at my first sketch of her in this red dress a few days ago, my brain started to trail off to "what ifs" & one of these is what if Vera was bitter & frustrated to the extreme in contrast to her current self is improving from the event.

But the premise is that Vera would become a mob boss herself! While not as reknown as Big Mama, is still a bigger threat (compared to the smaller mobs like in that one episode in Hueso's restaurant)

I don't know how she'd be pushed over this edge to where she'd stop caring about others (being a therapist & all) & I won't even try lol. But in this version, it starts off with the break up (with my assumption of how she would handle it in my other post; compared to her actual reaction would be) & I'd imagine she'd just tear up the room before going to her own living quarters.

Being one of Big Mama's lovers, & a temporary model for the Grand Nexus's advertising, I'd imagine that their breakup would be talked about & Vera would probably start being bombarded at work; unable to take off from work. Maybe she'd start spiraling then? She'd fall off the face of the earth for a while before rumors of a borzoi mob boss rising up starts to become the talk of the city. Of course, I'm sure this would intrigue Big Mama or something, but Vera wouldn't announce her identity. & Idk, that's all I got lol

Aight lil details & facts this Vera would have

Vera's favorite color is ruby/scarlet, so I think her keeping this dress & making iconic look fits. It'd also tie into it being a constant reminder of when things took a turn for the worse & her trust in someone important to her was shattered. Also a funfact about her, by Helli, is that apparently she doesn't wear purple anymore; only wore the color when with Big Mama, aside for makeup. This version of her despises the color & refuses to have any hues of it near her as it reminders her of that Spider. It's why her make up is now red as well. It's also red because blood blends into it well :] (was gonna name her the Blood Queen, but that sounded a too much for Vera; also Red Queen to reference Helli calling Vera that in the first post I made of her)

I don't know how Vera feels about Big Mama fully (aside for wondering if Big Mama was pretending the whole time or not) in the sense of if she's over her. This version is probably less over her than the original, hating her guts but forever thinking of the past. Unlike the original, this version would probably carry any memories of those days with her (on good days) like the cloaking broach. She also has eye creases because tears & probably being more addicted to coffee.

Her being a therapist means she a smart cookie in psychology (i believe so), so she'd definitely use that to her advantage. Being able to see signs of lying, finding spies in her minions, etc.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, she burns things; burning things like her burning rage

I image this would be her first major appearance, setting a fire. Idk, I just wanted to draw it lol (lil fact that I drew most of this earlier today in my notebook because there was nothing to dooooo)

And yeah, that's it. Very out of character, but hey that's what alternate versions are right? :D Don't mind me, just my brain running on nothing but thoughts.

#vera the borzoi #vera headcanons #STARS SHES SO PRETTY IN REEEEEEEEED #I LOVE THIS DRESS SO MUCH #i have one more short illustration on this #but i do not want to be up in the am's so that's for another time lol #i still have one more grand nexus outfit to draw too

[musicalcastingideas]

Team Starkid Does Into the Woods

Narrator: Lauren Walker

She's the iconic narrator Molag in Firebringer, if I want anything narrated, I'm calling her.

The Baker: Corey Dorris

I've been on the Give Corey Dorris A Lead Role train for a while (even though I'm very new to Tumblr) so this was easy for me. Also, is "A father who's not the best person but is trying his goddamn best" describing The Baker or Bill from TGWDLM?

The Baker's Wife: Bryce Charles

I'm so hyped for her to be the star of Team Starkid's next show, and I need to hear her sing Moments in the Woods.

Cinderella: Lauren Lopez

I don't feel like I need to explain this one? The vibes are just correct.

Jack: James Tolbert

I've only seen him in Black Friday and like 2 seconds of NPMD but he has such a sincere earnestness to his performance, I think he would be a great Jack.

Jack's Mother: Rachel Soglin

She's my favourite exhausted mother in Trail to Oregon, this is the same part but meaner and without an idiot husband falsettoing in a wagon with a floor window.

Cinderella's Stepmother: Mary Kate Wiles

(She's in Working Boys so she counts as Team Starkid) She has a wonderfully dry delivery and while in Spies Are Forever, she uses it for a Jaded Hero character, I want to see her use it for a truly cruel character.

Florinda and Lucinda: Angela Giarratana and Jaime Burns

Both wonderful comedic actresses who would definitely make these relatively small parts very memorable.

Little Red Riding Hood: Mariah Rose Faith Casillas

Is this just an excuse for a (albeit not as direct) third "Corey is Mariah's Father" casting? Yeah, kinda. But also Mariah is amazing in pretty much any part.

The Witch: Jaime Lynn Beatty

This feels so obvious. Her physical acting, character work and amazing belt are MADE to play the Witch. I am always open to constructive criticism except for this one.

Cinderella's Mother: Brittany Coleman

According to the Team Starkid Wiki, she's played this part in the Baltimore Centre Stage production, so she not only would obviously slay this part, she HAS already slayed this part.

Wolf/Cinderella's Prince: Joey Richter

Hmm, who do I get to play two parts, one who's supposed to be creepy and one who's supposed to be irresistibly sexy? I dunno. Anyway, Joey Richter has such amazing range, he plays skeevy villains like Mcdoon (the bandit king) in Trail to Oregon and Wiley in Black Friday , but also is so hot and charming as Ethan in Nightmare time and as Owen in Spies are Forever. Don't know why I bring that up now.

Rapunzel: Kim Whalen

Soprano Queen, actual princess. Also, I want her and Curt to play an actual couple

Rapunzel's Prince: Curt Mega

Not to fall into the Internet Wife Guy Trap but Curt seems so in love with his wife and I think he would be so good as the prince who would do anything to be with her (God please don't pull a Ned Fulmer Curt I swear to God). Also, if you haven't seen him and Joey do Agony for Shitty Broadway, please go watch it, it's amazing.

#please don't hate me #into the woods #teamstarkid #team starkid #sondheim #curt mega #lauren lopez #joey richter #broadway #fancast #angela giarratana #mariah rose faith #mariah rose faith casllias #corey dorris #bryce charles #kim whalen #james tolbert #lauren walker #jaime burns #jaime lyn beatty #rachel soglin #mary kate wiles #brittany coleman

[bejeweled-wahlberg]

@cant-get-enough-btr-forever I saw your post about the BTR movie and stuff and I thought why not give my thingy whatever it’s called plot of the movie

Kendall and Jo are married and their daughter or son will either follow into their footsteps and Kendall is a successful solo artist

James and Lucy works their relationship very well and plans on marrying her, And still has his failed cuda collab 😂 (hey I like Lames 😂)

Logan and Camille don’t work out and have an off and on again romance with eachother but he plans on moving on but realizes at the end of the movie that Camille is the one ❤️

Carlos and Alexa are now married and have children that will become singers and possibly spies 🕵️‍♀️

Katie makes her own record label and company called Knight Rekords similar to Rocque Records

Gustavo and Kelly are still kicking it at Rocque records and Kelly becomes the new owner after Gustavo retires(Cause Who loves Kelly as an icon)

And Kendall gets the band back together by getting advice from You may know him from NKOTB,Blue Bloods. DONNIE WAHLBERG(Yes i Imagine him making a cameo appearance in the movie)

And so Kelly and Gustavo shares the part of Rocque Records and Katie is the new agent/assistant for Gustavo and Kelly and BTR Reunites

So the musical journey continues again!

And we get to see Kendall and Katie’s dad Jordan in which Mama Knight has gotta explain

#trins shitposts #big time rush #BTR movie #kendall schmidt #james maslow #carlos penavega #logan henderson #kendall knight #james diamond #carlos garcia #logan mitchell

[itsjusteds]

I'm drawing every single spies are forever character once a day until I've drawn them all!

Today's character is Owen Carvour :D Day 2/55

I saw a head canon somewhere that Curt is the type of bf to steal clothes and that the iconic jacket is actually Owen's and I can't stop thinking about it

#omg eddie actually doing daily stuff what???? #look at me go actually following through with stuff #the voices THE VOICES #i cant stop thinking about them #joey my boy #joey richter the man that you are #i totally get what Curt saw in him #he could hold me at gunpoint any day #spies are forever #owen carvour #curtwen #my sweet sweet boys #curt is a clothing thief #once a spy always a spy #tcb #tin can bros #tin can brothers

[killbenedictcumberbatchagain]

i literally turned this phone on for the first time since buying it, soon as it gets to the welcome screen the fucking thing restarts suddenly, takes forever to load, and the icon that indicates it's recording comes on lol!!!!!! FUCKING LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I'M NOT KILLING MYSELF SHIT DICKS

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT VAGUE "GOD LOVES YOU" CRAP HE'S NOT REAL LIKE IT'S ACTUALLY SO INSANE TO BELIEVE IN GOD AND KNOW WHAT IS AND HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO ME AND THEN SAY THAT TO ME. ID BE LIKE "OK MAYBE HE'S JUST TICKED OFF AT YOU RN" LIKE YOU ARE WATCHING ME GET TORTURED AND STALKED AND LIED TO AND STOLEN FROM AND SPIED ON AND FACILITATING IT AND THINK A GOD EXISTS THAT LOVES ME AND LETS THIS HAPPEN?

LIKE WOW OKAY WHEN I SAY EVERYONE HATES ME IT'S THE LITERAL TRUTG HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE

EVEN THE PEOPLE /AT MY BANK/ ARE ACCESSING AND ALTERING MY SHIT

I CAN'T EVEN GO O U T S I D E BECAUSE EVERYONE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD IS LITERALLY ALSO SPYING ON ME LOL

PEOPLE ARE MOVING CLOSER TO ME IN ORDER TO SURVEIL ME

YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL GOING TO MASS KILL ME????? HAHAHHAHA YEAH FUCKING RIGHT I WILL LITERALLY DO WHAT YOU PEOPLE DID TO ME

LET'S FUCKING GO JUNIOR BEVIL

[indigos-shits-and-giggles]

OKAY HEAR ME OUT: ✨WARRIOR CATS TEAM STARKID MUSICAL✨

THIS CONTAINS WARRIOR CATS SPOILERS BY THE WAY

Like I know that probably none of the StarKids have even heard of a Warrior Cat, but here are some very important reasons as to why I think this would be an amazing idea. Nick Lang, take notes.

LET FIRESTAR SAY FUCK

StarClan could be added to the StarKid Pantheon alongside the Duck and the Lords in Black

We could see our favourite Team StarKid cast members dressed as characters from Cats

It'd be funny.

So, who would play which characters then?

Well, I haven't thought about the entire cats- I mean, cast yet, but right now I'm thinking Joey Richter could play the protagonist, Firepaw, and Lauren Lopez could play Bluestar, ThunderClan's leader.

Firepaw, especially after he first joins the clans, has very similar to Bug from Starship, and both Life and Status Quo would probably fit right in as a one if his I Want songs. Also, that whole thing about proving your worth to new people and saying no to the status quo just fits perfectly!

Bluestar is played by Lauren specifically because she has the same vibes to Cynthia Houston from Spies are Forever. That's, uh. Basically it honestly.

I would like to note that with casting for Tigerclaw, the main big bad, I don't really know who to cast as him. I'm leaning towards casting either Jeff Blim or Dylan Saunders. Dylan especially because even though we now know him for mainly playing DILFS (Tom Houston from the Hatchetfield series and Ja'far from Twisted), he'd probably bring the same energy that he has playing Pincer from Starship to the character of Tigerclaw. Also, no I will not be apologizing for calling Tom and Ja'far DILFs. I am right, fight me.

I will just like to clarify right now that, because it's very hard to condense 6 whole books into one musical, I'm instead thinking it'd be better to do TWO musicals. The first musical would follow books 1-3, culminating with Tigerclaw's exile, and the second would follow books 4-6. Does that make sense? Cool!

Anyways, plot time! While it would hopefully follow the plot of the first arc, I would like to point out that the beginning would heavily focus on one of Firepaw's, real, CANONICAL MOTIVATIONS for joining ThunderClan. This motivation being: He didn't want to get his balls cut off.

And no, I'm not shitting you. Behold, the scene where Bluestar tells Rusty (Firepaw's name when he was still a houscat) that he will lose his balls if he stays with his twolegs (owners).

"But Indi, talking about a cats balls might be going too far!!!!!" I hear you yelling. First, Me And My Dick exists, and one of the most iconic scenes from Twisted is literally a bunch of people talking about Prince Achmed fucking a tiger. I think we're fine.

In fact, fuck it, have AN ENTIRE SONG about Rusty not wanting to lose his balls and Bluestar accidentally making it sound like she will personally cut off Rusty's balls if he doesn't join ThunderClan.

Soooo, yeah! That's basically all the ideas I have for now. Hope y'all enjoy my ADHD fuelled rambling!

#firestar #firestar warrior cats #tigerclaw #tigerstar #bluestar #team starkid #fancast #joey richter #lauren lopez #jeff blim

[smallcatsims]

Medieval Career Defaults

Alright, I’ve got another mod for you. It’s not as fabulous as my face templates but potentially useful to other simmers who do historical gameplay.

There are some amazing career replacements on Plumbob Keep by Bethgael and Morganna, but they don’t quite cover all the maxis careers, and I would have sims wanting to become a journalist/entertainer/etc and having to just ignore those wants, letting them take up slots. I decided to make my own, and I would never have figured it out without this tutorial from episims so props to them.

 Also I tried to make these as flexible as I could for different historical games. Note that I am not a history professor or anything like that and please don’t send me hate mail just because I got some detail wrong. I play my historical hoods (some mix of medieval, regency, victorian, cavemen.. I have a westeros neighborhood too) pretty much based on aesthetics and I’m sorry if some details aren’t completely accurate. I’m also very new to modding and haven’t done much except edit the flavor text and chance cards. I don’t know how to make new icons, change the career rewards, and I’m not even sure if the text on the ltws will match the new career names.

Today I have a few defaults for you, for three different careers. I do plan to upload a couple more of them later as well. I included versions with the maxis pay and with pay reduced by about one half since I find my sims get too rich too quickly with maxis pay, especially for historical sims. More details under the cut but I’ll put the links up here because I get a bit rambly lol. 

Defaults with 

maxis pay

reduced pay

Artist - replaced with.. artist. But there’s no fashion photography, comic book writing, making llama souveniers, etc. There is some art forgery and the top level is still called “visionary” but the chance cards are altered to be more period accurate. In the medieval times, artistry was considered to be much more of a practical and well paying career than it is nowadays. Artists worked in workshops where a master artist would enlist apprentices and other underlings to fulfil commissions. Your sim will go from an apprentice, work their way up through a workshop, and eventual become a royal artist.. until their work is so universally revered that they are considered a visionary.

Entertainer replaced with.. entertainer. I swear not all of them are this boring lol. It’s mostly very similar, lots of juggling, ventriloquism, singing for knights at court, becoming a court jester etc. There are a couple of “woohoo work” levels just to be warned. Custom chance cards, meant to fit the time period.

Journalism replaced with.. poet. Now this one requires some explanation. I had a lot of trouble coming up with this one. Newspapers are a pretty new invention, considering that so many people didn’t know how to read during the medieval era. News was delivered by town criers for many years, which I could not figure out how to make a 10 level maxis career out of. Sometimes news was delivered on little brochures like Lady Whistledown in Bridgerton, and news papers obviously became a thing at one point but I would have to do so much research to try to make that accurate at all and the way it works varies significantly across times and places. I ended up making a Shakespeare inspired poet/playwright career. Again, custom chance cards to make it period accurate.

I’m planning defaults for the adventurer and intelligence careers as well. The adventurer career will be just called dread pirate and filled with 10 levels of pirate stuff. The intelligence default is based on the spies from sims medieval. I have a lot done, I just haven’t finished the chance cards for those two careers. Chance cards are hard and take forever to write. I worked really hard on the ones in these so I hope you enjoy!