#speaking of gross

[konigsblog]

pervert könig headcannons... ၄၃

tw/cw; perv!könig, thigh fucking, pussy job, panty stealing & huffing, afab!f!reader.

pervert-könig has the irresistible urge to steal your underwear for his own use and benefit, despite promising that he won't soil and ruin a pair of your panties. he feels sick to his stomach afterwards for breaking his promise, riddled with guilt as he hides your freshly bought lace panties in his bedside table for another day

“god, are you trying to tease me, mäusi? you’re wearing such a tiny skirt. so skimpy, what are you trying to do, hm?”

könig scoffs and rolls his eyes playfully. he places the blame on you for riling him up, despite you wearing something completely appropriate and normal for a hot, summer day. he doesn't like to admit that he's a pervert, so instead he claims that he's only reacting like this because of you! wearing a new sundress outside in august? you're just asking to get fucked, liebling.

könig will plead with you for some attention and for you to stop neglecting his very visible and obvious boner. while you're cleaning the countertops in the kitchen, könig will press his hard, clothed cock against your back and will act oblivious when you call him out. he's not doing anything wrong, dear, perhaps you're the pervert! although, you see right past könig's lies and offer him a blowjob if he stops whining and complaining that you're not giving him your sweet, soothing, and addictive touch.

könig will use your cunt or thighs every single night before bed, with the only rule being that he isn't allowed to slide inside. you couldn't have sex with him everyday. well, you could, if you were looking to be impaled and in agony every damn day... instead, könig will thrust his meaty dick back and forth while cursing you out for being so ‘seductive’, even if you've done nothing but sit there and look pretty for him. he huffs and puffs, his breathing laborious with his huge cock aching and weeping all over your soft thighs.

“god, just a little longer, mein hase—ohh, fuck, that’s it, pretty one...”

in the morning, he'll beg to use your pussy before going in the shower, or will sneak into the shower with you to lift you up into his arms and fuck you against the shower wall. he rubs his bulbous, hung dick between your folds until you're soaked with your arousal and slick, easy for könig to rut against. don't worry, he cleans you up with his tongue before jerking off into your mouth.

you're going in the shower anyway, might as well get it all out of his system to start the day, ja?

#orla speaks #what a gross loser! #he spends the majority of his day inside of you or begging for attention and affection #könig x you #könig x reader #konig x reader #konig x female reader #konig x reader smut #konig x you #cod konig #konig #konig call of duty #könig #könig fanfiction #könig call of duty #könig cod #konig smut #konig headcanons

[moechies]

feral ! gojo who pulls your ass apart to reveal your fat, sticky folds. the mess creating a low squelching noise when your folds are pulled apart, making you heat up in embarrassment:(

he groans at the way your holds clench rapidly with a need to be satiated , ignoring your little hand reaching behind to push away at his roaming ones; which had been leaving red streaks all over your fat round butt from gropin’ and grabbing too hard. eeee

#bc he’s gross and crazy #… #♡_♡ #gojo satoru x reader #gojo smut #yv speaks ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ #shorts ᡣ𐭩

[aardvaark]

[edit: oops, post somewhat breached containment, well at least it certainly went further than i thought]

#wren speaks #maybe just consider making more asexual ocs and hcs actually #but fr asexual adults aren’t childish or immature and it’s gross and rude to act like we are

[fdelopera]

A not so friendly reminder to idiots on Tumblr that if you uplift the actions of JVP, you are uplifting a Messianic organization founded on Jew-hate.

And I stand by what I say, in calling JVP Messianics. They are getting Christians to believe that they can become Jewish through "self-conversion."

The Messianic movement goes both ways (getting both Jews and Christians to blend Judaism and Christianity), and the goal is to undermine Judaism.

The Messianic movement ultimately seeks to get Christians to infiltrate the Jewish community.

Most of JVP's membership are goys, and the few Jews who are members have tokenized themselves to the point where they are willing to attack the Jewish community for social media clout.

JVP is to Jews what Autism $peaks is to autistic people.

You do NOT get to call yourself a "Jewish Voice for Peace" when your membership is mostly goys, and when your goal is harassing and attacking Jews.

Stop uplifting these fuckers.

#jumblr #I did NOT need to see that post on my dash right now - fucking gross #JVP is an antisemitic hate group - they do NOT speak for Jews #JVP is to Jews what Autism $peaks is to autistic people

[buthappysoverrated]

what even is this. who the fuck even are they.

#megan ganz I'm sending you love letters mac mcdonald style #they're fucking nasty with undernegotiated kinks but they're both so into it #they're gross as fuck <3 #macdennis #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #iasip #iasip s16 spoilers #hy speaks #it's always sunny in philadelphia #okay okay I'm going to start actually reading post now

[bunjywunjy]

hey Bunjy what do you mean the bear's getting euthanised? T__T

black bears are naturally very shy, but they are large predators that can and do attack humans occasionally with fatal results. states with black bears are in a constant battle to keep those bears from LOSING that shyness and getting too habituated to humans.

a bear that's habituated to humans through eating garbage or being fed by idiots who think that bears are just big cute dogs will eventually lose all its fear of humans and begin to associate humans with food, at which point it may start to break into buildings with human occupants, and attack human pedestrians. obviously this is terrible and carries a HUGE danger to anyone in the vicinity of these habituated bears.

so generally a bear will get three strikes before it's considered to be so habituated to humans that it absolutely has to be euthanized for everyone's safety- the first two strikes see a bear sedated, tagged, and relocated to a wild area far away from humans.

however.

the bear in that video was already demonstrating the highest level of human habituation, "entering a building where a human is present without fear", so it probably won't be long before it DOES start attacking humans outright for food. again, this often proves fatal to the human involved, because it's a fucking bear.

so in this case, they may just skip right over the first two strikes since this behavior is so far along, for the safety of all humans in the area!

basically, every human who fed this bear and treated it like a big cute harmless adorable toy is now responsible for its death. please just leave the goddam wildlife alone.

#wild animals are not cute pets please #you are going to get your head crunched in #or someone else's head crunched in #speaking specifically to that one person who was super gross and anthropomophising in the tags of that bear post

[crepuscular-coyote]

I could not raise a human child because I am not a human.

Their needs are vastly different from my pups, not to mention how helpless they are for so long. They have no survival instinct and can attract predators with their screeching.

I've never known how to be human. Maybe it's autism or trauma, or simply because I'm a dog. But I could not teach someone else the inherent knowledge that humans are born with simply because I do not have it.

#orias speaks #nonhuman #therian #otherkin #tagging for reach #just to see if anyone else can relate #also human children are loud and sticky and gross

[tang3r1n]

ooohhh how i love insecure shoto who makes himself cry just a lil harder when he realizes you stay coddling and praising him that much longer.

he can’t get enough of your sweet voice, soft hands, worried frown while your chubby cheeks are puffed out while you fret and dan over him, letting his messy hair and pressing only the most loving of kisses on his wet hot cheeks.

and ooohh how pitiful he feels when he collapses in your arms, wailing and hiccuping his way through the latest rant about how lost and broken he feels, but ohh it feels so devilishly good to have you soak up all his hurt and soothe him, whispers of heaven and perfection and ‘i love you’s clouding his vision and dizzying his mind as he struggles to relax, melting away into your warm arms with a shameful shiver.

#.v speaks #GOD guys. #like LORD. #..mha #..shoto #and he’s so ‘apologetic’ #starts wailing when he snaps out of his toxic headspace and realizes how gross he’s being #then snaps right back into it when you wrap your arms around him and smother him in adoration and kisses #iuuuuhgghhhhhh…. #.venus updated! #mha smut #mha x chubby reader #x chubby reader #yandere todoroki #yandere shoto #yandere mha #yandere smut #mha yandere

[mashbrainrot]

"Did BJ and Hawkeye ever get together when they went home?"

MASHCAST podcast - Rob Kelly (@robkellycreative) & Mike Farrell || Full || Airdate: Sept 29 2021

----(Transcript under the cut)----

Rob: Alright, I'm apologising for asking you this question—

Mike: —no, go ahead—

Rob: —because it's so nerdy, but I— what other opportunity am I gonna have to do this?! And maybe you don't think like this, maybe actors don't think like this, but— in your mind— have you ever extrapolated— did BJ and Hawkeye ever get together when they went home? In your mind?

Mike: Oh, for me— for me, it was an absolute. An absolute. Sure, of course they did. You know... BJ would walk across the country to spend— spend time in Hawkeye's company. And it probably... wouldn't have been as wonderful as he— as he'd hoped it was because, you know, lives had gone in—

Rob: —right! Sure—

Mike: —different directions, but. Yeah, no, I don't think there's— for me, there is no question but that they saw each other again—

Rob: —right—

Mike: —made a point. Made a point of seeing each other again.

Rob: That makes me feel good.

#happy anniversary to my favourite ever mike farrell interview #mike farrell #rob kelly #bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #mash #mash 4077 #mashblr #mashcast #hawkeye x bj #beejhawk #hunnihawk #helen speaks #sorry if the formatting is gross i did this all on my mobile

[konigsblog]

tired, but thinkin' about doctor-könig jerking off to the pictures he takes during your appointment. 💉🩺

cw; perv-könig, creep-könig. 18+

if you knew what könig was actually doing with these photos, you'd never come back to him. you'd report him for being so perverted and would make sure he loses his job. that's why he has to lie about what he does with the pictures he's taken.

könig claims that he's taking photos for any medical students. although, behind closed doors, könig is being filthy and deranged. he jerks off, leaning back in his office chair, taking deep breaths at the perfect sight. he guides his calloused, scarred hand up his aching, veiny shaft slowly and twists his hand to tighten his grip. he fists his lengthy cock while biting his bottom lip to suppress the guttural, pleased noises coming from deep within him. he rolls his eyes to the back of his head and growls out needily, rolling his thumb over the head of his weeping dick.

in the video, könig can be seen caressing your slick, soft cunt with his gloved thumb. his breathing is audible in the background, heavy and laborious while you're laid down and presented to him. knowing that you're unaware of what devious things he's doing to your photos made it all the more enjoyable for könig, his swollen cock twitching in his tight grip.

god, könig fantasies about fucking you. what would you feel like? your velvety walls pulsing around him, taking him all the way down to the base of his meaty dick. what would you taste like? would you come all over his tongue, chanting his name like a prayer?

of course, könig doesn't bother sharing these photos. although, he makes sure to ask for your consent to take a photo every appointment, in different positions, your tits and your drooling cunt.

#orla speaks #doctor könig #he's so evil and cruel -- what a gross man. :-( #konig x reader #konig x female reader #konig x reader smut #könig x you #könig x reader #könig cod #könig mw2 #konig #konig mw2 #konig smut #konig headcanons #könig fanfiction #könig

[thottybrucewayne]

Ngl, I get mad as fuck when I think about what the fandomfication process is doing to Hobie.

He's not mean! He's not a bully! He's not "toxic"! He's like, the best Black Punk rep I've seen in media in a long time and the best anarchist rep I've seen in media, EVER! Yall have been so weird and antiblack about him and it hurts because I was SO excited to see ANY version of Hobie get attention. Now I just kinda wish they never put him in the movie in the first place :/

#thotty speaks #thotty rants #hobie brown #atsv hobie #hobert brown #Yall saw a cool Black dude with FREEFORM DREADS and said 'He stinks and is dirty and mean and gross also arent we funny?' ugh

[spaciebabie]

totally not based on something i did when reading @glitchysquidd's fic. nope. not at all. i can totally pronounce this word and didnt hafta look up what it meant at all-

i hadta look up howta write in cursive tho b/c bro-

#i may be stupid #fnaf #fnaf 3 #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #william afton #fnaf springtrap #frighteningly intriguing #in other news i would like 2 beat him over the head with a frying pan #girl SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!!!! #OUUUUU HE MAKES ME SO MAD 💢 😡🤬🤬🤬 #good job man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #springtrap x reader #y/n x springtrap #never thought id type THAT #hes so gross and he smells so bad thanks for pointing that out bro 💖 #its a very important detail #i cant wait ta read more (✿◕_◕✿) #drawing spoinger the way u do was fun #spacie scribbles

[brown-spider]

Peter: Miles you gotta let your dad die im sorry

Fandom: hehe Peter B is like Miles' dad 🥰

Me: NO THE FUCK HE AIN'T

#no shade but after ATSV- seeing ppl draw Peter B and Miles as Found Family makes me feel insane #from the context of the narrative trying to let Miles' dad die and then acting like a Father Figure is so insidious and gross #Miles HAS a dad and its gonna stay that way white man #atsv #across the Spiderverse #peter b parker #atsv peter b parker #miles morales #atsv miles #atsv fandom #atsv jefferson #jefferson davis #spider speaks

[ghouljams]

konig is hannibal but bigger and grosser its only natural for former hannibal fans to go for konig the pipeline is REAL

*Stares in Ghost Girlie*

König is not grosser than Hannibal, he's just different gross. König may not think eatting your brain is the height of divinity, but he does think tying you to a breeding bench is a romantic date night idea. König wants to eat you out until you're begging him to stop, until you can't remember what your safe word was, and then he keeps licking you until you pass out. They will both gaslight you, but Hannibal is trying to convince you to murder people, König is just trying to convince you to let him hit it raw.

#ghoul speaks #we r reaching the point in my cycle where I want the nasty boy #on god I'm gonna be gross about König #könig x reader

[puppypawprintce]

anyone else out there think severus is just a chronic pain haver. i know the dark mark pain is real, but i feel like he might be miserable in more ways than just mentally in other ways

#severus snape #hp fandom #like i could imagine him having joint problems or even anemia #also off topic but i don't rlly think he fits the gross gremlin archetype that i sometimes see #he seems sickly to me. moreover we actually dunno Why his hair is always greasy #i feel like he has some self respect at least to hold up a front to everyone #it's 3am if im speaking nonsense just sectumsempra me zzzzz

[total-drama-brainrot]

World Tour Assistant Noah AU (where he is always an assistant):

In London (instead of Duncan and Gwen kissing), Noah gives Alejandro the grossest and messiest kiss ever, to try grossing out Alejandro into stop flirting with him... But ironically, Alejandro enjoys the kiss out of spite!

Noah: Alejandro, that kiss was a mistake.

Alejandro: A sexy mistake.

Noah: No, just a regular mistake.

Alejandro: You'll eventually come crawling back to 'the eel'.

Noah: The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away... from!

Alejandro: Mi Amor, you're obviously confused and charmed. 💙

Anon, the mental image of Noah dragging Alejandro into the messiest, grossest kiss imaginable to try and curb Alejandro's interest in him is sending me.

Because Alejandro literally Frenches a pineapple on international television in canon. You can't convince me that he wouldn't unironically enjoy the grossest tongue wrestling sessions imaginable. Noah's plan to make himself as undesirable as humanly possible backfires because the person he's trying to gross out is A Bit Of A Freak and actually enjoys it.

Which leads me to imagining Alejandro trailing after assistant Noah like a lovesick puppy, since Noah's shown at least an inkling of reciprocated attraction- at least in Alejandro's eyes. After all, why else would Noah practically drag him into the confessional and make out sloppy style with him? There's sparks there.

Here's me pushing my affection-starved Alejandro agenda. The moment someone he cares about gives him even a scrap of positive attention he'd be hooked. Noah practically dug his own grave with that kiss.

And Noah's just staunchly denying it all the while, trying to justify his actions as his misguided attempt to repel Alejandro, and no one would believe him. What kind of idiot thinks kissing the guy who's been flirting non-stop with him is going to do anything but egg him on?

Noah, apparently. He's stubborn in his defence despite literally no one believing him. The only person who's convinced Noah's not into Alejandro is Noah himself. (He's delusional.) I would like to know what sort of mental gymnastics Noah went through to think the kiss was a good idea, though.

And then Alejandro using any excuse to bring up the kiss, and consequently flirt with him? Golden, love it. Everything about this scenario is just really funny.

#confession time: i find all kinds of kissing gross. maybe that's the aro in me speaking but it's true. #something about swapping spit is just inherently disgusting to me. that's what makes it so funny. #anyway noah gives alejandro the wettest most revulsive kiss imaginable and alejandro pulls out a proposal ring #total drama #td alejandro #td noah #alenoah #assistant noah au #others' ideas #replies