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tf2incorrectquotes · 4 months
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Medic: *decapitating an enemy Pyro* STAY BACK, I NEED THAT RUSSIAN!
Medic: *when given Heavy's coat* It’s so warm and fuzzy, just like you Misha…♡
Also Medic: Mikhail! I’m glad ve’re friends.
Heavy: ?????
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tf2incorrectquotes · 5 months
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Medic: I like bad boys~
Heavy: Oh, Heavy is the perfect man for you, Doktor!
Medic: Oh? How?
Heavy: I’m bad at everything!
Silly extra thing under the cut lolol
Medic: HEAVY! You’re not bad at everything! I’ve already told you that!
Heavy: But I am!!
Medic: If you dare to say that again I WILL tear your heart out and eat it.
Heavy: Alright fine I’m good at some things, маленький голубь человечек…
Medic: That’s the spirit!
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 months
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Medic: Smile for ze camera Linda!
The baboon that Cheavy gave birth to: GRRRRRR~
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