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#source: princess tutu abridged
mons1erprom · 1 year
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When words fail, there's always physical violence. And when that fails, the occult.
—Vera, first starting up her cult
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Tynan: you do realize only Vash could defeat me, right? He’s a god. It was never about his incarnation, and you’re not Vash. It’s doomed to backfire on you.
Kendal: gah!
Ilia: Kendal! I can’t believe you tried to cheat fate on a technicality of phrasing without looking up the definitions first!
Vash: yeah, if you can’t exploit loopholes you’ll never make it in the hero biz!
Zuurith: WHY ARE YOU IMAGINING ME? HAVE I GIVEN YOU ANY ADVICE, EVER?
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Satoshi: So you're telling ME, that everything thats happened to us for last few weeks; Is because of wish you made TO. A MIRROR. OVER 10 CHAPTERS AGO?!
Satoshi: Are you high?!
Daisuke: Hey wait a minute, if the shipping mirror did work, that was when you started being a lot nicer to me!
Daisuke: Maybe...
Satoshi, blushing: Niwa,Ithinkit'stimeforyoutogohome.
Daisuke, thinking: Did I change Hiwatari?
Dark, being a little shit: If you know what I mean~?
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seducey-diabolik · 5 years
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Suzu: So you're going
Mika: Yeah I mean
Mika: My love is pure
Naomi: The purest of all
Mika; My eyes are a natural color
Suzu: Not red as hell fire
Mika: And i have a nice ass
Naomi: That you do
Suzu: Its perfect
Mika: I'm going!
Suzu; Where she going
Naomi: Strip joint?
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yurious-george · 6 years
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Ready As I'll Ever Be, more like
Cassandra: Time to kick some musical ass!
The Royal Guards: Music to my ears!
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mons1erprom · 8 months
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Don’t worry. I’m licensed to break hearts, and often do.
—Damien LaVey, about to break the player’s/reader’s heart and rejecting their/your promposal
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mons1erprom · 1 year
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Damien: Where's Oz? He went out without my authorization and he must be recaptured. Vicky: You control freak. He's Miranda's boyfriend, not yours. Damien: Miranda kidnapped Oz?! Vicky: I didn't— Damien: I WILL HUNT HER DOWN!
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mons1erprom · 8 months
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Are you reading unauthorized material? What did I tell you about buying PlayVoid?! Unacceptable! I am going to throw this away! … after perusing it.
—Vera, stealing the magazine you snuck into your cult meeting thingy.
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Falst: Dainix is my old therapist
Dainix: you know I like to think of us as friends!
Falst: ...therapist
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mons1erprom · 3 years
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Vicky: My love is pure!
Oz: The purest of all…!
Vicky: My eyes are a natural color!
Brian: Not red like hellfire.
Vicky: AND I HAVE A NICE ASS!
Amira: That you do! It’s perfect!
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mons1erprom · 3 years
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Look at you! Every second I don’t watch you, you get into trouble! Jumping out of windows, not wearing pants, protecting birds from the dangers of flying?! They’re BIRDS, Polly!
— Vera, to Polly
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mons1erprom · 3 years
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Well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man gives his heart to the woman so she can feed it to her parents. Now hand it over!
— Miranda, to ANY of the PCs trying to win her over
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mons1erprom · 3 years
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Vicky, talking to her crush: Book begins with "B!"
Vicky, aside: Stupid begins with me!
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Erin: Look at you! Every second we DON’T watch you, you get into trouble! Jumping out of windows, not wearing shirts, protecting birds from the dangers of flying!? They’re BIRDS, Kendal!
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Tess: I’ll catch up to you later. Ketchup. Heh, heh. Tomato sauce.
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seducey-diabolik · 5 years
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My name is Shuu yes like the footwear, take it up with my parents... They never loved me
Shu
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