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Vera, holding two pieces of bread on Polly's face idiot sandwich style: What are you? Polly: A snack. Vera: No. Try again.

#monster prom #monster prom incorrect quotes #vera #vera oberlin #polly #polly geist #source: hell's cafeteria #slightly modified

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Every Friend Group Should Include…

#monster prom #monster prom incorrect quotes #scott #scott howl #liam #liam de lioncourt #vera #vera oberlin #zoe #z'gord #calculester #calculester hewlett-packard #miranda #miranda vanderbilt #polly #polly geist #damien #damien lavey #source: tumblr

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Don’t worry. I’m licensed to break hearts, and often do.

—Damien LaVey, about to break the player’s/reader’s heart and rejecting their/your promposal

#monster prom #monster prom incorrect quotes #damien #damien lavey #source: princess tutu abridged #Any of the ROs would work here tbh

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Are you reading unauthorized material? What did I tell you about buying PlayVoid?! Unacceptable! I am going to throw this away! … after perusing it.

—Vera, stealing the magazine you snuck into your cult meeting thingy.

#monster prom #monster prom incorrect quotes #Vera #Vera oberlin #source: princess tutu abridged

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Vera: Miranda, did you take out the trash like I asked?

Miranda: Why? We have serfs for that.

Vera: Stop calling them, “serfs.”

Miranda, sighing: Fine. Interns.

Vera: Thank you.

#monster prom #monster prom incorrect quotes #Vera #vera oberlin #Miranda #miranda vanderbilt #source: Team Four Star

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When the occult fails, there's always physical violence. And when that fails, seduction.

—Joy, about to seduce the Big Bad once again

When words fail, there's always physical violence. And when that fails, the occult.

—Vera, first starting up her cult

#Monster Prom #Monster Prom Incorrect Quotes #Joy #Joy Johnson-Johjima #source: Monster Prom Discord server #Context: Magic Mod shared the above two incorrect quotes and someone in that server made this addition to this trend

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Damien: Where's Oz? He went out without my authorization and he must be recaptured. Vicky: You control freak. He's Miranda's boyfriend, not yours. Damien: Miranda kidnapped Oz?! Vicky: I didn't— Damien: I WILL HUNT HER DOWN!

#Monster Prom #Monster Prom Incorrect Quotes #Damien #Damien LaVey #Vicky #Vicky Schmidt #source: Princess Tutu Abridged #DamiOz #MirandOz

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When seduction fails, there's always the occult. And when that fails, physical violence.

—Zoe, turning to her cult after getting rejected at Prom

When words fail, there's always physical violence. And when that fails, the occult.

—Vera, first starting up her cult

#Monster Prom #Monster Prom Incorrect Quotes #Zoe #Zoe Yellow #source: Princess Tutu Abridged

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When words fail, there's always physical violence. And when that fails, the occult.

—Vera, first starting up her cult

#Monster Prom #Monster Prom Incorrect Quotes #Vera #Vera Oberlin #source: Princess Tutu Abridged

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Amira: Hey, Scott. Brian would like a date.

Scott, pulling out an actual date: Them tell him he’s got one!

Amira: U-Uhh…

Scott: Aren’t dates great? They’re like swole raisins!

Amira: N-no. Brian would like to go out with you.

Scott, confused: But… we already went outside. And we had a great time. He took me for a walk.

Amira, sighing: No. Would you like to go out… to a movie… tonight?

Scott, blinking: Sure, Amira… but just as friends. I like you, just not that way.

[Scott walks away just as Brian walks up to Amira]

Brian: So? Do I have a date with Scott?

Amira: No… but I do.

#monster prom #monster prom incorrect quotes #Amira #Amira red #amira rashid #Scott #Scott howl #Brian #Brian green #brian yu #source: Ned’s declassified school survival guide #You can also swap Brian for Vicky and Amira for Oz

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Scott: Coach, do you think Brian’s hot?

Coach: … I am not allowed to answer that due to the fact that I am forty.

#Monster Prom #Monster Prom Incorrect Quotes #Scott #Scott Howl #Coach #source: Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guides #Besides Coach is asexual anyway

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Oz: I’m not asking for much. I just want a monster who’s funny, athletic, smart, has a great smile, is a good friend, and isn’t afraid to take charge once in a while. Plus, I like them on the short side.

Brian: … You just described Vicky.

Oz: What? Very funny. I’ve known her forever. We’re just friends. I will know my soulmate when I see them!

Vicky, approaching them: Hey, guys!

[cue the angelic glow around her and choir of angels singing]

Oz: … Okay, Amira. Enough with the lights.

Amira, confused: But I fixed the lights, and I got the choir back in the music room.

[Amira points to the Music Room where the school choir was indeed practicing w/ fixed lights; Oz just starts staring at Vicky again, still with the angelic glow and choir]

Vicky: … Why are you looking at me like that?

#Monster Prom #Monster Prom Incorrect Quotes #Oz #Oz Yellow #Brian #Brian Green #Brian Yu #Vicky #Vicky Blue #Vicky Schmidt #Amira #Amira Red #Amira Rashid #source: Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide

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You may be saying that my attraction to setting buildings on fire is a negative trait. Counterpoint: Prometheus does not have his liver mutilated every day for me to ignore the allure of arson.

—Damien LaVey

#Monster Prom #Monster Prom Incorrect Quotes #Damien #Damien LaVey #source: YouTube

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Someone: Hey, are you a boy or a girl?

Calculester: I am a robot.

Someone: No, I mean what’s your gender?

Calculester: Knowledge.

Someone: No, I mean what’s between your legs?

Calculester: A metal plate. [propels said plate at the offender]

Someone: Hey, are you a boy or a girl?

Milo: I’m fabulous.

Someone: No, I mean what’s your gender?

Milo: Death.

Someone: No, I mean what’s between your legs?

Milo: You could be if you stopped asking annoying fucking questions.

Someone: … What?

Milo: [begins playing Careless Whisper on their phone]

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Oh hey, it's you. You do look weird and small, but there's something about you. I feel compelled to pet you but I won't because I don't understand why.

— Any of the RO's looking down at Vicky

#Monster Prom #Monster Prom Incorrect Quotes #source: Stray #The game JUST came out today #And already I found a perfect incorrect quote!

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could it be possible to get an Oz x Trans!FtM!reader? maybe for just general comfort?

Oz knows a thing or two about trying to present as masculine, so they are more than welcome to give you his support, tips, et cetera. They'll take you binder shopping, he'll get you a nice suit, anything to help you present as male.

Oz is a supportive boyfriend, and you couldn't be more thankful for having them in your life.

~ Magic Mod

#Oz #Oz Yellow #Oz x Reader

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Hiiiiiii! What would the main dateable characters do with their date after prom? (Can be spicy or not!)

NSFW Under the cut!

Damien would take you someplace, any place, and fuck your brains out, consensually.

Liam would just go home and also drop you off at your home. Doing something after prom ends? So mainstream.

Miranda would insist on having prom continue, so she has her own little afterparty staffed only by her serfs. You and her are the only ones still there, but still.

Polly would take you to an afterparty of her own, and she'd party until Dawn… kicks everyone because shouldn't you all be at school?!

Scott takes you stargazing. Yeah, after an exciting night of prom, why not take it down a notch and do something relaxing?

Vera insists you take her to dinner. But she's feeling kind, so she'll offer to pay… her share.

Calculester offers to take you home and meet your family. Here's hoping it goes well! I mean, of course it will; Calculester's a good kid.

Zoe will take you to one of her pocket dimensions so the party can continue. Are you at risk of mind melting madness? Yes, but it's worth it.

~ Magic Mod

#Monster Prom #Damien #Damien LaVey #Damien x Reader #Damien LaVey x Reader #Liam #Liam de Lioncourt #Liam x Reader #Liam de Lioncourt x Reader #Miranda #Miranda Vanderbilt #Miranda x Reader #Miranda Vanderbilt x Reader #Polly #Polly Geist #Polly x Reader #Polly Geist x Reader #Scott #Scott Howl #Scott x Reader #Scott Howl x Reader #Vera #Vera Oberlin #Vera x Reader #Vera Oberlin x Reader #Calculester #Calculester Hewlett-Packard #Calculester x Reader #Calculester Hewlett-Packard x Reader #Zoe