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capndragn94 · 8 months
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Catra: If everybody thought you should jump off a bridge, would you do that?
Adora: If everyone around here thought I should jump off a bridge, they'd just get together and push me.
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Usagi: I don't want Mamoru to think I'm pathetic. Rei: You are pathetic. Usagi: Well, obviously!
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totallycorrectmlp · 14 days
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Applejack: I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everypony spends their whole day thinking about Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash: You're a true source of comfort, AJ.
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Linus: If everybody thought you should jump off a bridge, would you do that? Charlie Brown: If everyone around here thought I should jump off a bridge, they'd just get together and push me.
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Stimpy: Ren, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?" Ren: Stimpy, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for?"
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hitchell-mope · 18 days
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Anna: Killian, Emma is not a god.
Killian: Time will tell.
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Daffy: The eyes are the windows to the skull, my friend. Bugs: That's soul, Daffy. Daffy: For those who have one.
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When true love is unrequited, the whole world is a load of crap.
Helga
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Another Meeting of the Great Hellbound Railway Company
The Efficient Commissioner: Alright, I--I take the complaint box very seriously and I seem to be the only one who does. The Director: A complaint about the complaint box....delicious. The Efficient Commissioner: Director, I'm serious, I'm not amused, alright? I happen to be the one who has to deal with all of these complaints, no matter how stupid they are. Furnace Acona: Well, how stupid could they be? The Efficient Commissioner: Well, let's have a look here. (Reading complaint cards) "You suck." "You suck." "The Clay Highwayman rules." "If you can read this you are a dork." "Coupon for one free kiss from the Bishop of Southwark if you are a guy." "Need more complaint cards." "Coupon for one free kiss from the Bishop of Southwark....if you are a girl." The Bishop of Southwark: Hey! The Efficient Commissioner: (Pulling out a fortune cookie) "You will go on a journey with great fortune." "September is a moron." "No I'm not." "Yes, you are." "No, I'm not infinity." (September smiles) "Yes you are infinity....plus one." (September's smile fades.) "The Tentacled Entrepreneur has been staring at me all day...and I love it." (The Entrepreneur looks disturbed) Uh, "Hands to amidships and man the spanker?" Everyone, in unison: But we hardly know her! Sinning Jenny: I thought we'd all enjoy that one. The Efficient Commissioner: Ooookay. And "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a complaint box." Which is....actually kind of funny.
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incorrect-hgs · 8 months
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Snapdragon: Amaryllis, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?"
Amaryllis: Snap, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for?"
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Cadpig: Lucky, Thunderbolt is not a god. Lucky: Time will tell.
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capndragn94 · 8 months
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*Sea Hawk shaves off his mustache*
Swift Wind: I can't pretend that's not weird.
Sea Hawk: My friend, if you were a lady, you wouldn't be giggling.
Swift Wind: If I were a lady I wouldn't be talking to you. Now, do me a favor. Just turn around very slowly.
Sea Hawk: *turns* Why? What's up?
Perfuma: *screams and runs away*
Mermista: *spits out her drink*
Frosta: *punches him*
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Just keep smiling, in case anyone has any lingering doubts...
Minako
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incorrectjimmyneutron · 2 months
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Jimmy: Sheen, Ultra Lord is not a god. Sheen: Time will tell.
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When true love is unrequited, the whole world is a load of crap.
Lucy
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SpongeBob: Driving you crazy? Squidward: You sure are. SpongeBob: I get that a lot.
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