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The absolute nerve you have to come into my life. To make it better by your very existence, effortlessly barging into the misery and depression fortress that it took me years to build. Shameful.
Helga, to Arnold
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kahran042 · 4 months
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Incorrect Hey Arnold! quote
Eugene: I just fell out of a tree!
Helga: You fell out of a tree? What are you, an acorn?
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fansiesmemes · 3 months
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Mayer: We didn’t have therapy when I was a kid
Davey: Yeah, that’s obvious Dad
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tf2incorrectquotes · 5 months
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As Scout slowly dies of blood loss:
Sniper: Well, I suppose the only solution would be to tell the truth.
Spy: That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my entire life!
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Frank: Why do you always have to look on the bright side?
Julie: Someone has to!
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incorrectpups · 5 months
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Chase: Marshall has been acting strange today.
Rocky: Today? He's strange every day.
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kal-elois · 17 days
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Peter: You did this for me?
Nebula: That's right, Star-Lord! I mean, what else are you supposed to do when someone you love is in trouble!
Peter (shocked): ..Love?
Nebula: You heard me, idiot. I love you, LOVE YOU! Who else do you think has been carrying your drunk unconscious ass, wiping off your puke, helping you change, making you drink water, tucking you in, holding your hand during nightmares, listening to you vent. I love you, Peter, I've always loved you ever since I first laid eyes on your stupid curly head! And from that moment and every moment since, I've lived and breathed for you, dreamed of the moment I could finally tell you my secret feelings and could glab you and kiss you and-- Oh, come here, you big lug! [KISSES PETER PASSIONATELY]
Peter: I am confused. Did you just say you love me?
Nebula: What?! Are you deaf?
Rocket (on the earpiece): Pete!
Nebula (angrily grabs the earpiece): Not now!
Rocket (confused): Not now? What the...?
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incorrectinvaderzim · 6 months
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*Gaz is in Zim's base for some reason*
Gaz: I have a question. Does this dump get Wi-Fi?
Zim: Yes. But I'm not giving you the password.
Gaz: You monster.
Zim: ... How did you guess? GIR! Go change it to the other password! And don't forget to write it down this time!
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ladymiraclewings · 8 days
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Libby Stein Torres: But Blair, we already know our lines. Blair: Lines? Of COURSE you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I want to feel what's in your SOULS!
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rwbybutincorrect · 1 year
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Jaune: "Brilliant" does pretty much describe me.
Jaune: *Falls off his chair*
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Phoebe: Now that I've explained the answer to this problem to you for ten minutes, do you understand?
Helga: Yes.
Phoebe: …are you lying to me?
Helga: Yes.
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Arnold: You have issues. Helga: You noticed...
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weirdkev27 · 2 months
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Vox: Oh, Alastor, how I love you. And yet I hate you! And yet I love you. And yet I hate you! And yet I LOVE you.
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incorrecttlg · 3 months
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Bunga: "Brilliant" pretty much describes me.
Bunga: *falls off a chair*
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tf2incorrectquotes · 6 months
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Sniper: *after being revived* What the hell happened to you?
Medic: Herr Chevy stepped on my glasses.
Sniper: ...
Medic: While I was still wearing them.
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incorrect-malfoys · 1 year
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Bellatrix: We didn’t have therapy when I was a kid
Draco: Yeah, that’s obvious
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