I’ve never before noticed the extent of your unequalled ability to be fascinated at absolutely nothing.
The Brain, to Pinky
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Yakko: The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind.
Wakko: Well, it worked!
Yakko: Not the point.
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Daffy: The eyes are the windows to the skull, my friend.
Bugs: That's soul, Daffy.
Daffy: For those who have one.
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*Bad guys run after the Warners*
Wakko: Who’s that?
Yakko: They don’t like me!
*More bad guys show up*
Dot: Who’s THAT?
Yakko: They don’t like me either!
*Even more bad guys show up*
Wakko and Dot: WHO’S THAT?
Yakko: Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me!
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The problem is you look better in my dress than I do.
Lola, to Bugs
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Sometimes you just gotta say meow and move on.
Rita
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Fine! I'm guilty! I wear false eyelashes!
Babs
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Fifi: I would die for you.
Johnny Pew: That's cool, but who the hell are you?
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Yakko: One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe.
Wakko: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa.
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Yakko: All I’ve done all day is eat, sleep, and stare off into space. What an awful existence.
Wakko: Hey! I don’t dump on your lifestyle!
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Plucky: *about a school assignment* Haven't you ever tried procrastination?
Hamton: You can't talk about that on a cartoon show!
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Plucky: Tell me in twenty-five words or less "why Plucky is the greatest toon of them all" and I'll grade you on the quality of your praise.
Buster, Babs, and Hamton: ...
Babs: I can praise you with EIGHT words: You are the biggest little tyrant I've ever met!
Plucky: Uh, that's nine.
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Plucky: Soon enough, Hammy, I will have my dream of going to China. The land of geishas!
Hamton: That's Japan.
Plucky: Land of miso soup!
Hamton: That's Japan.
Plucky: Land of cherry trees!
Hamton: That's still Japan.
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Pinky: If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, does that make me weak or strong?
Brain: It makes you a dumbass.
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It’s literally stupid how obsessed some people are with killing me dead . Ultimately however; Thanks for the laughs.
Bugs
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Wakko: Do you have any samples?
Soap store employee: Yeah sure, over here!
Wakko: Thanks.
Wakko: *eats them*
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Snowball: I asked Pinky because I knew he wouldn’t give me a lecture about consequences.
Brain: Pinky IS a lecture about consequences!
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