Lucky: "Do you seriously think you're above the rules?" The stupid ones, yeah.
Lucky: If you want me to follow the rules, you have to make sure they're not stupid. This isn't a difficult concept to grasp.
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You think you can bitch me out? I am the QUEEN of bitch. You look up bitch in the dictionary, you're gonna see my fucking face.
Cruella
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Please be patient with me. I'm from the 1700s.
Rebecca
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I’ve been forcing myself to not be petty all day and it has given me quite the headache.
Cruella
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Diesel: I haven't bathed since last year.
Dylan: It’s February, it’s way too late for that joke.
Diesel: What joke?
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*during "Frisky Business"*
Lucky, driving and singing to the tune of the Little Einsteins theme: We're going on a trip-
Cadpig, singing along: In our favorite piece of shit-
Rolly, singing along: Doing 95!
Spot, panicking but singing along: We're gonna fucking die!
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Cadpig: Remember everyone, this is a safe, non-judgmental environment.
Cadpig: I'll just be off to the side judging you on a scale from one to ten.
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Rolly: Why are you on fire?!
Spot: This is just kind of how my day is going.
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Cadpig: Why is Barbie’s The Nutcracker the only good film adaptation of The Nutcracker ever made?
Two-Tone: Because Barbie movies slap next question.
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Wait a minute! I'm setting myself up for an ironic tragedy...
Spot
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In a way, aren't we all responsible for my actions?
Lucky
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Cadpig: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?
Rolly, eating the entire cookie: The what in my what?
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You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.
Dipstick
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Lucky: Looking back, I have no regrets.
Cadpig: You should.
Spot: You should have a lot of regrets.
Lucky: Yup.
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Lucky: It's illegal to be cooler than me.
Tripod: We're all going to jail, then.
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Cadpig: Do you realise what you’re doing?
Lucky: Making a series of bad decisions? Yes, I’m aware.
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Cadpig: Awww does somebody need a hug?
Mooch: Somebody doesn't.
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