#sounds like ur dying

[ilygetou]

I SEE THAG U LIKE CIGS.. how was ur first cigarette how did it feel, i might try my first cigarette ever so could u share some tips with hiding the smell?

WOOOO IT WAS DEFINITELY SCARY.

especially because i did it behind my mother’s back and i knew that if by any chance i ever get caught i would be doomed <\3

The first puff from a cigarette was definitely hard, coughing everywhere until your eyes get teary n shit...but then after a couple more puffs like two or three i got the hang of it and it was pretty easy if you ask me, very smooth but risky process.

TIPS THAT I USED; okay so first off i purchased a bunch of mint gum, mentos, and a bunch of mint type breath removing stuff, AND THIS IS IMPORTANT scented perfume or cologne THE SMELL SHOULD BE VERY STRONG AND STICKS ON YOU FOR SO LONG. IT SHOULD BE A KIND OF A COMMON SMELL like vanilla or strawberry but anything that has a strong smell works as well.

extra: showering after smoking is also very helpful to remove the smell especially since the smell sticks on your hair as well, so if anyone got very close to you they MAY be able to smell cigarettes from your hair, so just to be extra careful, shower. Also brush your teeth!!! this should be very obvious but you know being extra careful is always helpful.

ALSO IF BY ABY CHANCE THE SMELL STILL STUCK ON YOU AND SOMEONE QUESTIONED YOU ABOUT, you could always bring up excuses like; “we passed by a bunch of smokers on the way” “my friends parents smokes (you can always add on this excuse like they smoked a whole pack)” ANY HALF-ASSED EXCUSE THAT U CAME UP WITH WOULD WORK, just don’t show that you’re nervous or anything, and don’t show signs that you’re hiding anything just be chill and calm while saying your excuse.

I HOPE THESE HELPS ANON<3

#tw. cigarettes #but remember smoking is really really bad for your health and i definitely do not recommend it hut if you want to do it #then fuck it it’s ur life live it #just remember that you could get several diseases from smoking #and that one of them is lung cancer WHICH U DON'T WANT TO GET #u also kost definitely don’t want that smoker voice #very deep and hugh pitched sometimes #sounds like ur dying #JUST BE CAREFUL ANON. #[ evelyn’s anons !] #[ evelyn's asks ! ]

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned]

I relate to Will Graham because I too am being gutted (period cramps) and I too am crying on the floor bleeding out.

#you’d think that I’m joking #but here’s the thing #I have an extremely high pain tolerance it’s not even funny #I got my foot slammed in a door today so hard it took off my shoe and I barely made a sound and then went on with my day #I am literally crying over this right now it feels like I’m dying #if you tell me I have endometriosis or I need to get it checked out ur prolly right but I don’t have the time #it’s 7:05 in baltimore marylin baby #will graham #mizumono #hannibal nbc #hannibal #hannibal fandom #period cramps

[chryblossomjjk]

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#first therapy session went well ! #i didn't cry which is v surprising lol #maybe bc we didnt go too in depth about things but #therapist already picking up on things i didn't like #never really thought of myself as an anxious person #depression was more so what stuck out to me #but like therapist was like bestie... u sound more anxious than ur perceiving #like i put that i don't struggle with social anxiety bc generally in a group of people im pretty outgoing #but like my coping skills are isolation lol #and i often turn down invitations bc of my insecurities #and in general just hate being perceived despite wanting it #like i literally havent answered any asks on here in months bc #im afraid of what people think of me #and im scared of interaction #but im also dying for human connection lol :')) #i also avoid men completely bc trauma so yeah #and it all stems from a deep deep belief that i am not worthy of love n wOw im sad but like we can only go up from here right :')) #LMAO SORRY THAT THIS IS WHAT MY BLOG HAS BECOME BUT #idk this is my diary fr #anywho sorry for everything #will most likely delete all these rants bc its embarassing lol but #love you all #and im so sorry for not answering the asks #thank you for reading my fics #your comments mean sm to me truly #love you endlessly

[poppyseed799]

btw I don’t know if this is a thing anyone is thinking about but I’m not gonna stop drawing Jimmy as a canary. It’s a lovely bird. It’s still something that’s been really important to his series. There’s no reason to drop the canary headcanon just cuz Lizzie fell into the void.

#warning: don’t open up these tags I went on a very heated and rather unrelated rant cuz I’ve been mad #trafficblr #life series #secret life spoilers #secret life smp #jimmy solidarity #also I’m sick of seeing ppl celebrate Jimmy surviving because they hate the canary curse fans like SHUT UP!!! LET US HAVE FUN GOD!!! #LIKE LITERALLY EVEN IF NOBODY CAME UP WITH THE CANARY METAPHOR WE WOULD STILL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW HES ALWAYS DYING OK WE DIDNT MAKE UP THAT #HE DIES FIRST HE JUST DOES. GOD. so what if some people make shakespeare sounding posts about the curse that I don’t understand. we are JUST #having fun and making connections where we don’t need to BECAUSE ITS FUN. NOT CUZ WE DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. sorry for the past few #days I’ve been genuinely mad at this fandom’s growing hatred towards its own community. #LIKE IM FINE IF ITS NOT YOUR THING BUT GOD. WE ARENT EVEN DOING ANYTHING 😭😭😭 THE LORE LITERALLY WRITES ITSELF OR IS WRITTEN BY MARTYN LOL #I’ve just been getting SO TILTED man. like ohhh yeah okay ur right i said too much guess I won’t say anything anymore #does anyone else genuinely not know wtf ppl are talking about when they say a certain hc takes over everything about the character #cuz I literally see so much varied Jimmy content yet I’ve seen several ppl complain that ppl ignore aspects of his character in favor of #WHATEVER when I literally don’t see that happening to him. step out of ur circle or something I don’t even HAVE a circle man

[spannardnation]

this is another one of those times when jims mean to andy for NO reason and it makes his heart break

#when u refused to use the name he chose and then this? #like jim this man is a ball of sunshine its not HIS FAULT ur a stick in the mud #also he has a crush on u u have to b nice to him or he will quite literally die #u didnt just ask him to b a little quieter [valid bc it sounded bad] #u got his hopes up then were a dick #and LOOK AT HIM????? #u HURT HIM #fdsjghfkdjhkgjfdg #eds just too good at looking fucking devastated thats what this is #he coulda played it different and it wouldv been fine but no hes like “actually andys dying bc u were mean” #andy

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Curzon Dax is the Lord Jiraiya of the DS9 universe. The writers think: this guy is a flawed mentor but overall he's great. And they're wrong. They both fucking suck.

#im right abt this. im rewatching ds9 and im already like everyone shut the fuck up abt curzon. fuck that old man #also someone was like @ sisco: what was ur relationship with cruzon and it sounded like she was asking: ben did u fuck that old man? #i just hate curzon so much. and i hate that they write him so strongly into jadzia and i hate what her relationship was to him and that now #the 2 are 1. its so fucked up. jadzia jadzia. there is so much to say abt jadzia. #i kno some of yall watch both these shows. ive been dying to talk abt naruto from a cardassian perspective since forever #naruto ramblings #star trek ramblings

[muutos]

is it bad that the first kendrick diss drake put out just a better song than any of kendrick's disses on drake put together?

#super surprised tbh #like at least drakes shit rhymed ghjkl #the kendrick shit was good i like not like us a lot but ?? #oh my god they sound really disjointed to my ears ghjkl #fav drake lines; THE MAROON FIVE NEEDS A VERSE IT BETTER BE WITTY HAD ME DYING #'verse for the swifties' so fucking savage omg #no both of drake's songs are better help #HELP #all kendrick has to say is like - ur a bad dad - took bait - #and like - oh you're friends with millie bobby brown #like why is everyone saying kdot won #i wish he did trust i think kendrick is amazing - better than drake on a normal day #not today #drake: KENDRICK JUST OPENED HIS MOUTH COME GET THIS GUY A GRAMMY RN 😭

[underskz]

min in black !!! min in white !!!

#stray kids #kim seungmin #has there ever been like #a moment #or outfit on an idol that just completely resets ur brain #brings u to utter tears and ur heart is literally dying #i’m crying bleeding fighting losing sobbing rn #i sound literally out of my mind kfjdjsjk #IN PAIN OK #nobody talk to me for the next 24 hrs pls n thank zzxxxxx #– stray kids #– seungmin

[red-dyed-sarumane]

love to submit my fave songs to vocaloid tournaments & watch them get decimated

#[about a song with 6k views] heres how we can win this popularity bracket- #i only submitted my 2 fave series songs so far. if im feeling it ill go back & submit the rest. if they post the 'why u love it' #as propaganda u'll know its me bc i wrote essays. shorter than usual but i think its obviously me #i feel like i have to submit maximizer myself too bc if someone else submits is and is only like 'its such a party jam' #im going to launch into the most annoying and long winded essay uve seen yet #the song does fuck verily but i wont let u look past the fact its about watching people pass the point of no salvation #like it does sound fun but if u know anything about the series It Is Not #aru sekais whole 'person' vs 'thing' thing fucks me up if i think about it too hard. terrible concept. dont like it #fascinating thing to help drive a narrative tho #'yeah sorry u gave up ur own goals & ended up just working for the job itself. ur dying now byebye.' #awful criteria. u devote ur life to this cause & then are told it means nothing. absolutely crushing #anyway i also put in nulls teto songs. no one gets them like i do (joking) #i might submit kaiko no kanmuri & major later too. maybe. remains to be seen

[queercatboyrights]

it's so so hard to teach Hazel that she cannot just. go apeshit and bark n growl n yip like crazy and go insane when the neighbors dog comes to the fence to play

like girl. I KNOW u are just excited to play and frustrated that there is a fence in the way but you sound like you are attacking a rabid coyote that ripped your leg off-

so STOP looking at me with those big wet sad miserable eyes when we have to sit in the time out pen for like 3 minutes u will be FINEEE

#nebbles talks #she acts like i am imprisoning her for life over a false charge #girl you sound like ur dying when you try to play with the neighbor dog thru the fence u need to learn to CHILL when u play #like. at least a lil bit #u can be a lil growly n have a bark here or there but PLEASE stop screaming ur head off like everything u know is falling apart #pls girl u need to learn just a tinsy bit of restraint

[neonsbian]

i only liked perfume and can we go back from the djj album 😔

#the other songs were pleasant sounding but nothing id wanna listen to again #perfume is incredible tho i will not lie #my fave part is when dy goes 'baby im baby im baby im comfortable w you' #especially how its in one ear and then the other when ur wearing headphones #i listened to both resonances and turns out i already saved all the songs i liked off of those so #ill listen to universe once i go home #vinnie talks

[arcadequeerz]

Damn sure wish I could feel okay for a little while.

#Cade.vnt #It is Kind of Funny that only Now I've just realized i'll never hear my dads voice again. #like yeah. you aren't cool that ur just thinking about this. #am i going to forget how he sounded. im going to foget his voice and wont be able to remember it #part of me doesn't get why im so sad because its not like i hadn't had dreams of him dying and being so happy. #it s not like most of my memories with him are of him yelling at me. #and yet i'm laying here in bed crying over the fact i wont ever hear his voice again. #i wish i didnt feel any of this i wanna stop feeling this alreadfy

[glitterhoof]

a little bit overwhelmed by just how many toys are on the backlog of the TLC list but I think I can manage. One pony at a time. I need to make heartthrobs diagnosis sheet which should be relatively easy now that I know what I want on it

#In other news my leg is cramping and I’m DYING to play with my strawberry shortcake toys #I DONT know I’m in a playful mood . Does that sound weird #I never played with my toys when I was little because I was so self conscious about playing with them #The only time I came close was when I had a Lego set for Rapunzel and my dad wasn’t home so I actually got to play #Only to completely be disjniterested when he got hone #Now I want to play SOOOO bad. Curse younger me for not playing with my toys!!!! #if ur kids aren’t playing with their toys pro tip nine times out of ten they are nervous to. At least in my case it was #I felt embarassed and so i just got them and took them out only to admire them or sleep with them in my bed and that was it #I know my little sister doesn’t play with her toys because she wants ME to play but uhm. She doesn’t like my sense of humor #Everytime I play barbies with her I always give her a white girl voice and unintentionally derail the play session #One time we were supposed to play they were going on vacation and they got into the plane only for us to spend the whole play session in th #Plane all because my Barbie was the flight attendant and she just wouldn’t shut up . It’s like these Barbie’s posses me

[shrimplicitly]

oh yeah. gaurdians of the galaxy 3 fuckign sucks

#image.txt #its not good!!! even for marvel standard #the villian......... a black guy whos trying to change the world bc he 'didnt like how it was before'... #the. story. sub par #so much jumping around and non linear scenes #THE CHRISTAIN AND CHRIST IMAGERY. IT MADE NO SENSE!!!!!! #in the first like 10 minutes quill gets carried out of a bar like hes The Crucified Jesus Christ #and then in the LAST like 10 minutes they have.... the davinci adam and god finger touch.... #embarrassing #literally nothing else abt this movie has christ imagery #ESPECIALLY since the raccoon takes over like. isnt HE supposed to be cjrost??? #christ in space??? on a planet that never knew jesus??? #and just. this is personal but so much animal torture and death #a LOT of dying animal sounds #ALSO. every scene had action. i could not take a single breather throughout the whole movie #i actually almost started crying out of frustration when i left the theater #the overstimulation #dont waste ur money on it

[odysseys-blood]

this been pissing me off all day but i need some ppl to be more into the community an less transphobic bc some of the things im hearing around my section of the exhibit it. o(-[ what the fuck is wrong with some of u

#cliffnotes/.txt #like 1) dont call any of us 'a trans' pls it sounds like ur 2 seconds from calling me the slur #2) one person insinuated another girl had to be pan and not a lesbian bc she dated a trans woman before?????? like huh????? #u hear urself right?????? transmisogyny rampant im dying out here #cant go nowhere w/ just lgb ppl the transphobic and transmisogynistic things i hear thrown around casually #umm kinda makes me feel sick! #im proud of my work but not proud of the things ive heard bc of it!

[noriakicatkyoin]

I think look back is just like personally my favorite thing fujimoto has ever created and it gives me so many emotions and i cry so much every time i read it not even bc of the ending but different things throughout . Fujino dancing in the rain and finding the passion in what she loves again . Kyomoto thanking fujino for helping her socialize and live outside of herself and share her life with another person for the first time . The two of them trudging through snow to see if they even got an honourable mention after doing so much work together. Sickening. Evil and twisted. Fujino and kyomoto you will always be famous

#and i will always CRY ABOUT YOUUUUU #best 17 dollar ive ever spent #<- look at me. dont freak out ab the 17 dollar on a manga. its canadian prices and a seinen (unfortunately. i am dying) #reading fujimotos work . it sounds so stupid but like genuinely from the bottom of my heart . it does make me remember why i love art #i do not mean this in a moron weeb way i mean it for real as in seeing his growth from Some Guy in art school posting shitty webcomics #to international phenomenon and still publishing work that is so obviously personal and has so much effort in it even if its weird or smth #it is so genuine and it is so. the act of putting so much work into something that is weird and strange and who knows if itll make u money #putting such dedication into ur craft for the sake of it. for the love of it and of that one person out there who may be appreciating it #yeah ... yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #hes just some fucking guy who makes comics thats awesome to me !!!!!! #anyway #noriyapping