#sounds horrible but

[keepersofmyheart]

Pinto bean bread

😐

He loves it

😏

And I am shocked

😳

And he is hilarious as always

😂

#pinto bean bread #b dylan hollis #sounds horrible but #he loved it #there is carrot cake #so I guess this #would work #receipes to try #receipes #gay chef #chef #I love this man so much #❤️keepersofmyheart❤️ #humor #this was hilarious #I may have just seen it all

[stilitrash]

The dynamic I never knew I wanted but definitely needed

#finn the human #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #finn mertens #adventure time #I love you #Finn but for the love of God STOP PUTTING THIS POOR OLD MAN IN DANGER HE HAS THE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL STRENGTH OF A BABY DUCK #I love how Simon just goes along with it even if it sounds like the worst idea ever #Finn is so warm and supportive and caring with Simon #I'm soft #he deals with the situation horribly but HE'S TRYING HIS BEST

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

dead blondes

#ethan winters #albert wesker #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #based on a tumblr ask where someone wanted me to draw ethan/wesker #but this isnt ship art dont misunderstand #ethan would absouluetly HATE wesker #uncondtional love vs the ultimate hater #wesker was incredibly fun to draw tho #but ethan/wesker sounds horrible #wesker would just try to use ethan #and ethan would geniunly hate wesker for being a horrible person

[haleyusesherwords]

I appreciate that everyone thought Tango would take its easy this season after Decked Out. Go full grumpy old man, murdering anyone who bothered him. Yet here he is… building a redstone mail delivery service with dynamic chunk loading while still in his starter base.

Meanwhile, TCG mastermind and map connoisseur VintageBeef is *this* close murdering Iskall for touching his farmhouse walls.

#astronomically excited about the mail service oh my GOD #tango tek #VintageBeef #the sound he made when appointed the minister of maps? #let the man rest #beef is literally the townspeople in untitled goose game just trying to live their lives #and Iskall is a horrible goose #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[neishroom]

chat should she text manny first?

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#i was going to use mannys full name but emanuel just sounds horrible #also Li Na is her new bestie #sims 4 #the sims 4 #ts4 #simblr #sims #maxis match #*pacheco legacy #*pacheco gen 3 #*main save #*cleo #*li na

[ultfreakme]

look look I have a feeling at least 60% of this whole Dallas and Ian shipping Zukka thing is for promo. But. Truly unhinged for them to bet on Zukka because like, Kataang and Zutara are still in a war that might go as long as the 100 year war, Sokka x Suki shippers are there, Maiko, Yuekka, Kataang. Like all of them have had a lot more mainstream attention lbr. Zukka is like tumblr going unhinged in 2020 and that's it.

Who bet on this horse? Did Dallas and Ian read Zukka fanfics? Did all of the cast get notes like "okay during interviews, Zukka is our main ship, got it? Ian act like you are marrying this man, Dallas I need you to lock eyes with him for 20 seconds" If this is for promo this is a dumb move because the Zutara shippers are far more desperate for canonization and Kataang shippers are ready to slay anyone who dares tarnish the canon meanwhile every Zukka shipper I know is like "guys I think Zuko is lalalala actually though there's this generalization that Sokka is lalalalala but hear me out-"

#zukka #should i tag zvtara and the other ships? #no i'm not gonna i don't want to draw the ire #natla #atla live action #atla la #dallas liu #ian ousley #netflix atla #'I think it's hard to make a ship name out of us'- true DallasIan sounds horrible

[cassettemoon]

How exactly did the movie ninja meet again?

#ninjago #kai jiang #kai smith #kai ninjago #lloyd garmadon #lloyd ninjago #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #my art #listen i just think it would be cool #if Lloyd was the first ninja and he found the others on accident #with these like #true fire of samadhi esq visions from lmk #the beloved also suggested this for a fucked up modern au #which sounds fucking incredible i love horrible reincarnations and false realities

[loverboybreakdowns]

i haaaaaate when ppl are going on about ‘oh im so unlovable nobody likes me’ shut up everyone is lovable. it came free with your fucking humanity bitch

#ik im gonna sound like a hippie but i love people and i love humanity and its just such bullshit to call yourself unlovable #even like. even horrible people have people who love them #if fucking elon musk is out here with all these tech bros worshipping the ground he walks on then youre worthy of love and devotion too #rambling

[raileurta]

Somebody has got to draw Etho's washing machine as an actual washing machine that's just painted like a magma and Grian is just dragging it around. 😂

#grian #ethoslabs #etho's washing machine #secret life #trafficblr #traffic series #I'd imagine it makes a horrible screeching sound while Grian is moving it #and it's just leaking water everywhere #the mental image has got me dying 💀 #😭💀

[sapybara]

I feel like everyone needs to be reminded that we are talking about an arm around someone's waist that wasn't physically restraining and not a rape case here.

[elany]

Yk what I want? I want a very early stages post canon labrumisu, but from Chilchuck's POV.

Imagine mister 'interparty romance is the devil' visiting court just to see these three circling each other like a pack of uniquely unhinged cats. And of course he sees it immediately, he's nothing if not perceptive and he's seen this happen so, so many times before. Kabru is hardly subtle in his fascination with Laios, who trusts him in turn more than nearly anybody else. He can see how close Mithrun and Kabru still are, even when there's little reason for the former captain to even stay in Melini. He can see where this is going. And he can see the disaster it's gonna end up in.

So he's just staring at them in horror, trying to figure out what in the world the dynamic here even is and glaring daggers at Kabru all the while for seemingly being the linchpin of this entire bullshit situation. King, his adviser and a fucking foreign noble?? Who thought THAT was a good idea! Is nobody else seeing this?? (no lol) Why is nobody objecting to this politically unsound love triangle that could literally ruin the kingdom they've only just established??

The anger! The distress! The despair when he first sees Laios getting all giddy when Mithrun so much as talks to him. Because hell, now he can't even blame the entire situation on one pretty boy insisting on having fingers in every possible pie, on political and personal level both!

And then they just. Quietly get together. All three of them. And Chil's just watching from the sidelines in complete bafflement because he's invented infinite worst case scenarios for how this will implode in all of their faces and destroy their friend group and topple the entire country and--

Instead they do. This. He'd be relieved if he wasn't so goddamn mad that he's spent months worrying about this shit just for them to resolve it in the least dramatic way possible.

Fuck this, he's taking a holiday.

#dungeon meshi #labrumisu #kabumisu #labru #do. do laios and misurn even have a ship name #i could invent one hmmm what sounds good hmmmmm la...misu. misula. gods that's awful hmmmm larun. misos. lmao i like that one #horrible ship name but a cute word at least #misos #ANYWAY #DO YOU SEE MY VISION FOLKS #DO YOU SEE THE UNPARALLELED COMEDIC POTENTIAL THIS HAS #chilchuck has been in full panic mode for MONTHS and these three are just slowly and peacefully drifting together #every time there's any sort of a hitch in their relationship he's just like This is it. we're all doomed now #Kabru will be like hm idk about that policy or misurn won't show his face for a day #and chilchuck will be hyperventilating in a corner somewhere #but surely marcille and falin would notice something's up! where are they! #honeymoon. next question #fr tho. i just. i just find this entire premise hysterical lmao

[thecandlesticksfromlesmis]

truly the most egregious part of the 2012 Les Mis is that they changed Valjean’s line from

“It’s the story of those who always loved you, your mother gave her life for you then gave you to my keeping.”

to

“it’s the story, of one who turned from hating. The man who only learned to love when you were in his keeping.”

LIKE?????!! How dare they remove Valjean specifically mentioning Fantine’s sacrifice and putting that before he mentions his own part in the story?? How dare they make Valjean imply that it was only when Cosette came into his keeping that he stopped hating everything and learned to love WHEN THE FUCKING BISHOP IS THE REASON FOR THE GODDAMN SEASON????

Like OF COURSE Cosette softened Valjean, of course he became a better man when he became her father, of course their relationship is important.

But this story would not have happened without the love of the bishop and it was his love that rekindled the love that was dormant in Valjean’s heart. And it was Fantine that fanned that flame, then Cosette’s that kept it steady.

I just hate how flat it makes Valjean’s story seem. “It’s the story, of those who always loved you.” Is THE answer Cosette has been searching for her whole life. I wish they’d kept it in instead of feeling like the audience would only feel fulfilled by Valjean’s story if he only mentioned his direct relationship to Cosette.

Whatever idk. It’s a good Les Mis for a lot of reasons, but a bad one for a lot of reasons too 🥲

#I also have beef with the pacing of the whole dang thing #and SUDDENLY my god what a horrible song #I also will get into direct hand to hand combat over the tiny random songs they added in #Anne killed it tho she’s the best #also Mr Crow is such a good actor I wish he didn’t sound like a plate when he sang #I have new thots about his performance too #I ALSO HAVE BEEF WITH THE TRANSITION IN THIS FILM #okay I am done #les miserables #les mis 2012 #oh wait also I have beef with the entire musical over something Valjean does constantly but I can’t get into that in the tags

[fitsofgloom]

Feel The Beat of The Cloth-Wrapped Feet!

#horrible sounds of halloween #sounds of horror #sound effects #cassette

[greeble-boy]

i could be pointing out smth completely obvious but when arthur was able to speak and said "you lied" i dont think he was directing that at john. i dont think hes mad at john. because right after he said that, he said kayne's name and he sounded infuriated. i think he was saying "you lied kayne" rather than "you lied [john]. kayne!!" it sounded specifically like he was just realizing smth in that moment, and he had that whole time while kayne and john were talking to hear what john had gone through and done (plus i just have had such a feeling even before this episode that when arthur finds out what john did he wont be as angry as john thinks he will be, if at all). but i think the reason he said you lied was because arthur just realized that kayne fuckin lied to him in their deal in coda when he said he'd return john to him. that motherfucker lied and instead of giving him john back like he said he gave him a completely different person. now obviously this would piss arthur off as it is but now add the fact that arthur JUST learned that, that whole time not only was that not john, but john was in the fucking dark world suffering for god knows how long instead of (relatively) safe and in addison like arthur thought he was!!!! (albeit without his memory but yknow). but yeah anyway all this to say i think he was yelling at kayne for lying to him not john.

#john doe malevolent #arthur malevolent #malevolent #kayne malevolent #john malevolent #i could very well be wrong it just sounded like that to me #plus if i found out that my friend was apparently horribly suffering instead of with me and safe from the place i promised he'd never go #id be furious at the person who lied to me about it too!!

[parchmentknight]

dutches i drew instead of listening to my online lecture 😻

#he kinda sounds like dutch. which is horrible because hes saying the funniest shit #“what if i got electrocuted? would i need an autopsy? no one saw it coming... but I did” #“what if my wife was slipping poison in my cereal every day? what about then?” #“i cannot confirm nor deny if these questions will be on the test” #rivera writes #oh right tags that actually pertain to the post mb mb #my art #art #artwork #fan art #dutch van der linde #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 dutch #red dead redemption #red dead fanart #rdr2 fanart #red dead redemption fan art #red dead redemption fanart

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

fantasy laughingstock mawwiage but make it potc3 Flavor-

#theyre supposed to be holding hands but i couldnt draw it for the life of me so #half assed it is!!!! #or.... no assed it is!!! #in my mind this is a job gone Phenomenally wrong. like horribly wrong #the group is outnumbered and cornered and- #its fine in the end tho #and howdy & barnaby are left standing there like 'so we didnt die. looks like we're husbands now! lets go find some neat rings' #in the meantime wally and julie braid them rings out of grass & flowers #actually wait omg #imagining there's a spell that can freeze the flower rings so that they wont break/decompose #all of barnaby's normal metal rings and then there's one made of plants... of Life... OUUUGHHHHHHHH #< thats the sound of me dying so dramatically. im talking nimona-as-ambrosius level of dramatic death #scribble salad #laughingstock #wh fantasy au #wait omggggg #im imagining once theyre all safe and it sinks in that the Are Indeed Safe #everyone is like 'omg!!! we made it!!! hugging each other! wait wheres barnaby and howdy - ohhhhh theyre making out off to the side cool' #theyre just. laying in the grass smoochin the hell outta each other #yeah theyre both bleeding and bruised but who isnt! #and then they stay right there and take a nap <3 #and wake up w/ the rest of the neighborhood piled on/around them <3 #GODDDDDDDD FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM IM SO NORMAL IM- #SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEM AGH RAGH ASDHASJFCBALFNLD #sorry sorry. the insanity is kicking in #alsoooooo imagining them having that epic potc3 mid-battle kiss after barbosa - sorry - Sally pronounces them married