#sorry for the mental image guys

[incorrectplanet]

zhang hao: where’s the broom?

matthew: you’re… voluntarily cleaning?

zhang hao: nope. kuanjui won’t get down from on top of the fucking fridge. i’m going to whack him.

matthew: wh—

#sorry but the vivid mental image this paints #kuanjui as the type of guy to hang out in the most random and inconvenient places #and in weird contortionist sitting positions too #zhang hao as the type of guy who absolutely does not tolerate it #mnet boys planet #boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect boys planet #mnet #g group #chen kuan jui #zhang hao #seok matthew #haojui

[b0y0rgy]

the doctor caring for me after i was found locked up in a scientists basement: that guy was insane for running that many experiments on you in this state, i'll have a nurse hook up your iv in a minute.

me, so hard after hearing "experiments," "nurse," and "hook up" in one sentence that im about to pass out:

sorry genuinely don't think i can finish this one i thought about the situation too much

#queer nsft #ftm nsft #t4t nsft #trans nsft #intersex nsft #medfet #medical malpractice #nsft #i tried so hard the mental image was too hot to be funny about #sorry guys we'll get em next tjme

[potatobugz]

MACHINES

#potatart #my ocs #robots #robot oc #POTATO ROBOT STORY #(FOR ORGANICATIONAL PURPOSES) #I DONT FEEL LIKE CREATING ANOTHER ACCOUNT U_U #SORRY FOR TYPING IN ALL CAPS IT JUST FEELS RIGHT ATM #FIRST GUY DOESNT HAVE A NAME BUT I AM OBSESSED WITH HIM. what if a robot had so so many mental problems #CHARACTER IN THE LAST IMAGE IS NAMED CENTI! SHES A GIRL NOW #i could not pass up the opportunity to make a centipedegirl so now all theee of the humans r girls #which is epic #the only context i really have for this is that robot fella in the first image has control over a lot of these robots #bc he is Spreading his Code

[martyrbat]

its so funny recognizing yourself in your parents and by funny i mean im going to be sick

#i hate my mother. i love my mother. i will always be her child. i will always be a stranger. i hate my mother. i love my mother. #like same woman who points a gun at me on the regular and mocked and laminated my suicide note when i was a kid to pass out at a family bbq #and the same reason i have such bad body image issues and chemical scars and burns. #but also. thats my mother. its the same woman who married a stranger because her two kids were homeless under a bridge after #my bio dad stole her car. its the same woman who held my hair back when i was sick as a child. who made cookies when i was depressed. #its the same woman who i had to talk down because she wanted to kill herself before she hit me and called me weak. #i miss my mother. i dont know if i ever had a mother. i love her. i need to move and never be around her. #its so difficult when you KNOW she has mental illness that runs in the family too. i know what impacts her behavior and how alike we are. #i know its not an excuse for the consistent abuse she still puts me through. i know this. i know i shouldn't feel guilty for my feelings. #i dont know what my feelings are. #i hate my mother to the point ive tried to kill myself to not be around her. i love her more than anyone else. #when your mother is a prophecy of all you might be as youre a reflection of all she could have been *family guy death pose.jpeg* #anyways. sorry for the rant heehee i am normal and going to bed before i craw out my skin and into some yellow wallpaper ^_^

[theflyingfeeling]

Seventh Day of Gift-Giving: Seven Nights

Prompt: Light fell through the window, illuminating the couple lying in bed, entangled with each other and perfectly content with it.

The two idiots in love have also been idiots in the kitchen, but not for much longer! 💞

~

After all the food-related disasters, their dinner date had been nothing but lovely, if simple: arriving at the restaurant, it had turned out someone working there knew Olli from one of their music projects back in their conservatoire days and had happily arranged a table for them at the back of the dining hall, hidden away from the hustle and bustle of the restaurant. There they were left in peace to chat about everything that crossed their minds, to make each other giggle by “stealing” food from each other’s plates, or just to sit in silence, finding deep comfort in each other’s easy company. The atmospheric lighting of the restaurant had made Olli’s expression look especially soft, and if they hadn’t, in spite of everything, been in public, Aleksi wouldn’t have hesitated scooting his chair next to Olli’s to whisper sweet nothings into his ear or pull him in for a long kiss, one he had been dying to give him the entire evening.

That was why, after having picked up Rilla from Tommi’s temporary dog daycare, Aleksi was more than happy to be back at Olli’s again, because he couldn’t have pushed Olli against the door to crash their mouths together at the restaurant, could he?

It seemed Olli shared the sentiment, as he was quick to undress Aleksi of his overcoat and wrap his arms around Aleksi’s waist to pull him close, never breaking the kiss but instead smiling into it. 

“Thanks for the date night,” Aleksi said, pulling his mouth apart from Olli’s just enough to form the words before savouring the taste of Olli’s bottom lip again. He could still detect traces of the chocolatey dessert they had enjoyed.

“The best idea we’ve had all week, huh?” Olli’s speech was but slur, with Aleksi nibbling on his lips with great appetite despite having just dined the better part of evening; now, he was ravenous for something else entirely.

“The best idea we’ve had all week so far,” Aleksi murmured in turn. He hoped Olli would get his hint and was rewarded when the shade of Olli’s eyes darkened and his sighs against Aleksi’s lips, cheek and neck became more shallow, more greedy. 

It seemed Tommi had done an impeccable job at activating Rilla all evening, since the dog wasted no time in making herself a nest in her little dog bed and was already settled in by the time Aleksi and Olli stumbled in the bedroom. Aleksi made a mental note of buying Tommi a beer as a thanks the next time they’d hang out, because Rilla’s sleepiness made it possible for him to grab Olli by his hips and gently guide him straight towards the bed, all the while leaving small, soft kisses on his lips.

Throughout the whole dinner, Aleksi’s mind had kept wandering to how amazing it had felt to hold Olli close and keep him there without the fear of rejection, to kiss him without alcohol clouding his judgement or regret banging the door at the back of his head; he was only just beginning to wrap his head around it all. Even now, with Olli’s body pressed against his, eagerly echoing every movement of Aleksi’s own, Aleksi almost wanted to stop and pinch himself to make sure it wasn’t all just another unattainable fantasy, a daydream that would turn into a nightmare when Aleksi would realise that was all it was: nothing but wishful thinking of a fool who had gone and fallen for a friend. 

As if reading his thoughts, Olli let their final kiss linger unnecessarily long before he opened his eyes to look up into Aleksi’s. His pupils were dilated and his eyelids hooded, but his hands were no longer roaming Aleksi’s backside aimlessly but instead slowly caressing his neck and chest before grabbing Aleksi by his shirt and pulling him on top of himself as they fell on the bed.

After the brief interruption, their mouths found the same rhythm effortlessly as a familiar feeling began to set in Aleksi’s lower stomach. Underneath him, Olli let out a long moan, his voice low – and insanely sexy, might Aleksi add – but just as Aleksi had begun to subtly roll his hips against Olli’s, his efforts were interrupted by Olli’s hand on his pelvis and his lips withdrawing from Aleksi's own.

“Aleksi, ummmm…” For one terrifying second, Aleksi paralysed in fear of having done the wrong thing or having misinterpreted Olli’s cues. Olli must have sensed this, for he immediately flashed him a reassuring smile and brought his face closer so their foreheads were touching.

“Is it okay if we just sleep tonight? Let’s just… not rush things, yeah? We’ve got time, don’t we?”

The relief almost brought tears to Aleksi’s eyes. 

(And maybe it did for real, but just a little, mind you.)

“Yeah,” Aleksi nodded, his nose nudging Olli’s. “We’ve got time.” 

Suddenly feeling exhausted (perhaps it was the stress from all the bottled-up pining finally pouring out of him all at once), Aleksi slumped next to Olli on the bed with a quiet oof, careful not to alarm Rilla. Olli turned to his side to face him, his fingers stroking the exposed parts of Aleksi’s hands below the rolled-up sleeves of his sweater. He seemed particularly fascinated by the tattoos on Aleksi’s forearm, tracing them with his fingers. The touch was just soothing enough for Aleksi to ignore that they should maybe change into something more comfortable before they’d cuddle each other to sleep, but then Olli’s lips began to slowly work their magic on Aleksi's own again, so he really wasn’t in the mindset to care all that much.

“Can I help you undress though?” Olli asked him after a series of long, slow, mind-blowing kisses.

As if Aleksi was ever going to say ‘no’ to that.

Once they had successfully (although not without tired giggles) removed each other’s shirts, they spent a good while taking turns at mouthing one another’s bare neck, shoulders and chest with all the care and love they could possibly put in such a gesture. It would have been easy, oh, so easy, to grab Olli with a little more intent, a little more craving, and resume what they had almost started, but Aleksi pushed aside his desires because he did agree with Olli: now that they were finally here, lost in each other’s touch, there was no more rush, no more fear of it all slipping through their fingers. Even when they were already stripped down to just their underwear, with Olli’s bulge pressing against his, Aleksi was content in having Olli by his side exactly like this.

“You’re so fucking lovely, I want you so much,” he told him, the words out of his mouth before he had a chance to evaluate just how sappy and desperate they sounded. Lucky for him, Olli didn’t seem to mind terribly.

When their kisses grew lazier and their hands found peace at last, fingers intertwined, Olli’s soft voice spoke from the dark.

“I want you too. So fucking much. Just… just so you know.”

Such simple words, yet they took Aleksi’s breath away.

I know now, he would’ve said if he had been capable of talking in that moment. Instead he left a light kiss on Olli’s fingers, hoping it might be enough of an answer. Under the touch, the fingers clasped on to Aleksi’s hand tighter, only softening their grip when Olli fell into a peaceful sleep.

‘The best idea we’ve had all week, huh?’ Olli's remark echoed in Aleksi's head.

Sure, Aleksi had agreed then, but if Olli would’ve brought it up again now, Aleksi would’ve answered differently.

The best idea we’ve had? This. Us.

#blind channel fanfiction #blind channel rpf #ollixallu #24 days of gift-giving by theflyingfeeling #the prompt is not included explicitly but rather as a mental image 💕 #a short one again 🤧 but so incredibly sappy to make up for it!! #sorry for any ridiculous typos btw i wasn't feeling 100% yesterday when writing this (aftermath of an awful headache 😵) #i would've made the dinner date part a bit longer but my brain was just not having it 😩 #a heads-up for tomorrow: expect something a little different again 👀 (i.e. not the main story) #btw i can't believe i've managed to keep this going for a whole week already?? are ya proud of me yet guys (because i'm proud of me 🥺) #thanks everyone who's been reading these so far i love youuuu 💗 #i'm having so much fun writing these too so i'm happy if i manage to spread some more love and joy with these 😭💗

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Literally almost everyone is gonna have a vendetta against Nine since he has all the shards, but because he can pretty much warp reality how he sees fit now, it's not like they have much of a fighting chance

Ough not him becoming a target and an enemy to the whole shatterverse when literally all he wanted was a semblance of a safe home

#sonic prime #referencing to Xtale but like anyone that wants to create a perfect world to their own image does not keep a clean head for long #next time we'll see him hes gonna be drinking chocolate milk from a wine glass while recovering from a mental breakdown #im sorry annon you probably have no clue what the fuck im saying dhjsjs #sorry i barely slept and my brain is just doing its whatver #miles nine prower #nine the fox #annon ask #i need to fucking hug this guy he doesn't deserve this #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime season 2

[todayisafridaynight]

seonhee and sawashiro both being associated with purple's the most evil shit in the world now who the fuck am i supposed to put in my purple card holder

#snap chats #sorry guys im one of those girlies who are super into card holders now </3 esp the ones you can customize </3 #highkey i got this cause i wanted to put my school id in it so i didnt have to take my wallet out every time i needed to get in my buildin #BUT ON THE LOWEST OF KEYS I GOT IT TO BE MENTALLY ILL TOO i was obsessed watchin people journal and make cute card holders #i dont get recc'd those vids anymore but i remember watchin em an bein like MAN i wanna do that.... thats so cute.. #on the real i think card holder customizing's healthy for me. it helps me learn to use things i buy LMAO #CAUSE WITH STICKERS AND THE SORT I HOARD THEM AND NEVER USE EM #and i always get buyer's guilt even if it's something small so i just think. i have to learn letting go and things not being perfect is ok #YOU BOUGHT IT SO USE IT like those ishin colognes... like the scent'll fade anyway i should use them while i can... #as much fun and therapeutic I Think as this was tho i cant imagine having a need to get another card holder... tragedy.. #regardless. this card holder's really cute </3 spoilers it's a kuromi one cause i needed more purple in my room i fuckin guess #the stickers were real cute.. also there was a lil baku... hi baku <3 #which leads me back to my problem. '''''''problem''''''' yeah i dont even have a printer here but when i go back to my ma's i wanna be sick #walmart lets you get photos on that GLOSSY PAPER... tempted... anyway no listen to my non problems #cause in my heart i do associate kuromi with seonhee alright it just makes sense. PLUS baku and joon-gi #COUNTERPOINT. HOWEVER. there is no image funnier than slapping a depressed middle aged man who prob has a worryin body count #into a card holder decorated with hearts and sweets and bows with a big ass heart keychain danglin off it. like cmon #big brain move is to print out one pic each of em and just swap em out every other day LOOOL #i just want an excuse to show off the card holder.. i get why people have these now this was fun and cute.... #ok bye i think ive been ill enough tonight #i thought i was gonna finish another comm but ☠️ ill just do them tomorrow morning they wont take long..

[literalite]

grand total of three realistic wolves made using sims 4 cas oh lord

#yeah sorry guys i am Not using the actual supernatural morph thing. i downloaded a bunch of the cc looked at all of it and went hm. #i hate this HFGDJSKJFHKJD #i want actual wolves... shoutout to blue-ancolia pugowned and kalino for those #i might try altering them myself to fit my mental image for what they all look like but we'll see #seph.txt

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Hsjdndk not me describing Tiger Rock as my new OC committing canon identity theft.

#i just love the concept of him #so i have picked him up and squirreled him away somewhere safe #he's mine now sorry #andrea new i loved tigers and cool designs that glow and that i had the imagination to make a MAGIC mental image with him... #and used it to lure me into Tubehell. #jokes on her though! #this mouse got the cheese and escaped the snap of the trap with ease!!! #I Survived Tubehell And All I Got Was This Cool Ass Guy #i should get a shirt and a marker and make that a thing lmao sjndks #I've created a guy from this cool design #i have created him #he's mine #ALMOST same origin but altered so he can be himself #and not Mimic Number 506. #anyway yeah he's mine now #and he's ALSO a rock. #and i will never not find that funny lmao

[steeiydan]

i know that the banya scene set in goncharov's flashback with him and mario has been parodied and referenced in like every show ever, and i actually like some of them (hot take but the family guy cutaway with stewie coming in as andrey actually was funny as fuck), but i think people don't pay attention to how shaping that scene was to goncharov.

like, he literally QUOTED what mario said in that scene to katya. it's not just a funny "haha they're talking while they're naked in a sauna" scene, it literally explains why goncharov can't bring himself to be honest with katya!

i wish people would take this scene more seriously ugh

#vic talking about stuff #goncharov #unreality #im sorry the mental image of a family guy cutaway about goncharov just wouldnt leave my head

[elytrafemme]

every single fictional character i like should split and have mood swings like me. "ohhhhh but it's not canotical" "ohh they have good control over their emotions and stable views on the world" i don't fucking care. i see cq in his fake desert i see klavier's control dialogue i see dahlia and her serial murders and komaeda and the gun literally fuck with me right now. we need to stop being cowards about our fictional character headcanons i think everyone should kill people always because i can't

#neg #omg am i having an episode right now is this episode coded is that what we're doing oh my God should we tell all your friends #should we call the president oh my God mare is having an episode right now guys don't freak but it's finally happening aaaahhh #we've been waiting forever but our queen's finally back she's having an episode oh my God we stan like crazy oh my God i'm calling everyone #can we have a cake at the episode tell me we're having cake at the episode i'm buying a cake it's official girls oh my God AAAH #she's so crazy LOVEEE her. oh my God!!! #anyway i think my blond bitch rockstar fave should get to kill the titular character! #sorry i hate the fucking name censoring in tags i'm trying to ween off of it cause it's like not accessible tee bee aych #but like i need to speak my truth so we're doing epithets #he should literally get to kill him and rip his carpet up WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABT IT #they all make him cry or whatever this isn't the right blog for this but i've got images okay #enough crying enough consolation hugging where's my apology only for it to not be accepted and things to be fucking over #where's MY catharsis you know. this barbie needs catharsis! #i'm super light headed i should super stop posting but like who am i going to text in these conditions #the answer is nobody nobody wants to text my phone like they can blow it up it's fine w/e #i'd make instagram stories but it'll be like a whole thing and they'll report me again for mental illness #i'm going to stop apologizing for having breakdowns publicly actually. if you were like this you would too. #actually maybe you wouldn't because you'd be soooo well adjusted well i'm a weak bitch like actually #and my bones are fucking breaking right now so i'm gonna tell everyone about it <3 #i licherally don't want to damage public property now and by that i mean my room LMAOOOO #this is nawt public property but the paints so nice

[caimitos]

my most self indulgent hc that is closest to my heart and haven't talked about in years is vespa ilkay filipino (her eyes have a rage you only see in 3rd world med students)

#when u grow up in a place where going into healthcare is a ticket out of ur shithole country that exports 10000s f healthcare workers yearly #but only if you're a nurse or some other profession that can still get ordered around in hospitals #the amount of MDs i know who tried working abroad thn got their degrees & licenses rejected so they had to pick up...a wildly different job #and also vespa ilkay medtech grad real in my heart of course (points at heart of it all pt 2 the blood tells you everything) #and vespa ilkays mom ofw na unti-unting hindi na umuwi also real in my third secret heart #her network of med professional friends is fucking huge bc filipinos go into pre/med expecting half the ppl to leave for richer countries #which is to say most of my friends are already making plans of leaving for the usa/australia/singapore etc etc and some are there already #most of her college batch is scattered across the galaxy they have a groupchat named 'brain drain gang class of 2XXX' or wtv the fuck #but also college swamp girl vespa is just so dear to my heart like the mental image of her #studying under a mosquito net sweating wearing a neck fan with her illegally photocopied medical textbooks from rangian recto avenue #she broke my 'characters i love are southeast asian (in general) characers i hate and want to suffer are filipinos' rule i'm sorry queen #skl.txt #rangian recto avenue whee she gets a fake marriage certificate for her and buddy for shits n giggles #guy who knows all the alumni gives her one for free when she visits they have copies of the vesbud wanted posters behind the counter

[broganamous]

i didn't realize the iasip guys got worse, like, progressively. i thought they just sucked from the beginning and never stopped.

#sorry if this puts a bad mental image in anyones mind (not sorry) #iasip #also that take came from just one guy so idk 👍

[byronicbi]

fellas i finally hooked up the Switch dock to my room's TV which means i'm going to valiantly try and use the goddamn Ring-Fit i bought during that first lockdown cause i need to justify the amount i spent on it.....

maybe buff dragon man will help me shrug off this bone-deep lethargy.

#spoiler alert: he likely won't #i used it once when i was a lot more active and in better shape and nearly DIED so LMAO #but let's give it a try anyway shall we. #trans guys and transmascs that can hit the gym... how. like #just how. physically and mentally. how do you do it. #i miss hiking without feeling like i'm seconds away from passing out due to binding #anyway if you can't tell it's a very bad Aware of My Physical Body day. #idek what to tag this as content warning wise sorry. #body image tw #??? #dysphoria tw #?? #text tag

[crushedoranges]

Tw eds, food talk, bloating

I've been eating real home-cooked food everyday basically except the 2 days my mom kicked me out (that's a story for another post) and my body feels so.....good? And it's like, ik there's a ton of cals in it but if I keep being able to portion control i should be fine???? I don't even feel the need to binge bc it's not shitty empty carbs it's real food. I've been bloated everyday for 3 months and I woke up this morning completely bloat free??

#beans mom made a fire ass chicken rice and steamed veggie dinner #and yesterday she made shepards pie #i dont even like shepards pie usually but it was so fucking GOOD #beans mom also has the cooking skills of chef ramsay if he had sex with bobby flay #and guy fieri was watching the whole time #sorry for the mental image but the food is so good yall

[contained-mess]

finally replied to some people today!!! and GOD I just need to remind myself that it's always infinitely more daunting in my head and the outcome after actually replying is so much more pleasant and bearable than just letting the task build up. knowing myself I'm gonna forget this in hmmmm let's say a month? but rn the clarity feels good so ima relish it 🧘🏻‍♀️

#the last ss is from my almost 10 yr old cousin 😭 #we used to vid call almost every day since I got back from visiting him in the UK #but then Ramadan kind of disrupted that routine and I did my thing and created a mental block in replying/reaching out etc etc #but anyway I was most nervous about damaging that relationship bc he's just a little kid yk and with my friends I can be like #sorry guys I got anxiety that triggered my fight or flight response and I choose flight 8/10 times #and they'll be like ya ok #but what do you say to a kid #but alhamdulillah man I'm so relieved things are so normal and he's even talking about coming to Canada this summer maybe #we just video called for 20 mins and he showed me a magic trick and showed me his cat showed me how he can still fit under his bed #it was just normal!!! #the 2nd last image is from a reel a friend sent in an attempt to show that they understand what I must feel 🥲