#sorry for being so hot and sexy

[jaggedlittleteacup]

Posting this here because it deserves attention

#jalexandria #markiplier #markiplier fanart #mark fischbach #yes i know #fanart #art #guys I like YouTubers now #am i cool yet #sorry for being so hot and sexy

[malachite-iiarie]

Me watching Robin fight Black Maria and embrace her darker sides

#and reclaim the title of demon child #god she’s so hot #being bisexual is acknowledging that demon robin and king zoro are equally sexy #one piece spoilers #one piece #one piece manga #nico robin #black maria #they taught this bitch fish man karate #i love her #and brook being the ultimate hype man #he sat there like #watch your tone girl #our Robin was crocodiles right hand #tw language #in the tags sorry

[hawkp]

reminder that “Pilot” Sam exists

#he’s so baby #I’m sorry I will never find this man sexy #he’s only adorable baby boy #everyone’s little brother #needs to be taken care of #wrapped in a blanket and given some hot chocolate #I will never forgive Rob Lowe for being a diva and leaving TWW #TWW #the west wing #sam seaborn

[tieflingbi]

i'm actually so pissed off rn lmaoooo

#oh but it's also okay for minthara to be a bitch huh #i guess she gets a pass because she's ~hot~ and ~sexy~ according to chat alsdjfalsdjfljkasdf #i killed her in my playthrough i pushed her off the bridge into the fucking pit!!!!!!!! #but i did not hop into chat to be like I MURDERED HER AND I WILL DO SO AGAIN when ppl started talking about how much they love her #have some fucking decency aaaaaaaaaaaaa #UPSET #most of them also hate wyll apparently which.... bad take night huh #i'm sorry i'll stop being petty now

[tbhshaped]

constantly disappointed that when discussing aeon, nobody talks about ada?? as if she's not literally the other half of aeon.

#aeon cannot exist without ada #same as how aeon cannot exist without leon #most disappointing thing abt this is how leon will get whole essays on how amazing he is #and while its absolutely deserved #wheres adas love?? #say something about her that isnt just “shes hot” “shes sexy” #ada isnt just “leon's girlfriend” #shes ada fucking wong #resident evil #resident evil 4 #aeon #ada wong #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #sorry for the rant im just so done with female characters being treated so poorly

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Thank you, Bishoujo. You always deliver with these Transformers figures.

#I'm sorry but she's so hot #They make these fucking robots sexy as hell with these figures #*me waiting for Ratchet* #I need it but they're so expensive holy fuck #Insert Sam being a simp for women #Literally on my hands and KNEES for Starscream #transformers bishoujo #starscream

[godekubo]

now that i'm thinking about it. like. what is supposed to be the appeal about making ekurei just 2 conventional hot guys doing conventional stuff. idk it just feels so boring to me?

#people latched onto the inherent sexiness of ekubo possessing yoshioka #face it ekubo's personality is hot #but for some reason people have a really hard time associating that sexiness with ekubo himself #so they HAVE to bring a body into it #really it all just boils down to ekubo not being objectifiable #and this applies outside of western fandom too #apart from the couple of people who are really into spirit ekubo #a majority of ekurei fandom sticks like glue to yoshioka-ekubo #which i find interesting #because unlike western fandom japanese fandom doesn't have the same aversion to ekubo #in general he's a lot more liked by asian fandoms in general #but even so most people still use yoshioka-ekubo in 90% of ekurei content #and i firmly believe it's just because people can't reconcile the way ekubo looks with their idea of humanity and romance #i don't really know how to describe it #but i do have a lot of feelings about the way ekubo gets treated by mp100 fans #anyway #the point is #i just can't understand stripping away most of ekurei's appeal by making ekubo possess yoshioka all the time #sorry my autism is showing

[bugbuoyx]

I know I'm about to drop a pretty hot take that pisses off alot of trans folks (plus I saw a post shitting on "tucutes" forgetting that they were fighting transmeds also its 2023 I thought we moved past that shit) anyways.

Being trans is a choice for some folks. Especially nonbinary folks. For some, the choice framework is empowering.

For me personally, I feel like framing it as a choice is important to me. I choose everyday to live my happiest life in the face of cis discomfort. I choose to be loud and proud and vibrantly trans, to be myself. And maybe someday in the future, I'll choose a different identity or a different way of living. But for now? I love being trans and I love that I was given the chance and choice and joy to live this way.

I also think sexuality can be framed this way, especially with the variety of identities and definitions available. For me, I like to keep it simple and use queer as a catchall (and include my gender) but I'll also sometimes use gay, mlm, nblm, and demi^2. These are all choices I have made, about who I am and how I want to present myself. And again, I fucking love it. I love being a silly little gay boy and I love that I get to be that.

If none of this applies to you, if being trans or gay or whatever wasn't a choice for you, that's fine. The amazing thing about humans is our individuality and messiness. I just think it's important to point out that, like "I was always trans" doesn't apply to everyone, neither does "It's not a choice".

#trans #transmasc #discourse #fr tho have we moved so far past tucute/transmed discourse that we forgot what it was about? this shit is old ass news #like tucutes whole thing was “you dont have to have dysphoria and medically transition to be trans” which heavily ties into choice framewor #and transmeds were like “if you arent suffering ur not trans uwu also u have to go the full way 100% transition even if you dont want to” #anyways being trans is a choice and i choose to be hot af sorry if that makes u mad i cant hear u over the sound of my sexiness

[4filen0tfound4]

shaking your hand firmly in agreement for your tags fr fr. people who dont speak any spanish dont get how latinos have so many dialects and how different it is living in a english speaking country compared to actually living in your culture's homeland. like miles isnt a gringo!! he explicitly is connected to his culture just isnt the best at spanish which is super common with the latin-american experiance!

YA !!! I literally only know castellano bc it's what's taught in the school system, but I pick up slang and simple sentences from my community (especially w living in NY, ur like, surrounded by latinos u cannot go without picking up some stuff from them). W/ how Miles speaks (starting off well, but filling in words with english that slips his mind) (calling his mom mami, miguel tio, but his dad dad) ("is that spanglish?")(stammering speaking castellano but being fine speaking puertorriqueno) It's just ;; very latino kid u kno. I think the problem is too many yt ppl like, grabbing hold of a realistic portrayal of an afrolatino boy and instead seeing his imperfections as flaws, simply so they can connect to him more rather than taking time to understand how his culture and lifestyle shapes him. They'll call him gringo or no sabo kid because it's a joke that they can get in on and it's just. Frustrating ??? They want him to b white so bad

#but like they do this to everyyyy spiderverse character #calling hobie a nasty brit/colonizer/kind towards the queen simply bc they rather connect with him being british rather than black and punk #dumbing down pav to the chai tea joke and being silly bc it's easier to digest than him being indian #sexualizing the FUCK out of Miguel and calling his spanish sexy bc wooo finding someone who isnt a white man hot is so progressive of you #anyways sorry sorry for ranting i needed 2 get that off my chest #its just that like ??? not a lot of movies make me feel so connected to their poc characters and seeinf yt ppl dumb them down #just bc its easier for them to take in gets me so pissed omg 😭 #ty answers stuff

[ironmanstan]

you know that thing where like men will wear dresses or be feminine for a gimmick or as a trend etc which is all well and good but then theres people who can only handle seeing a man in a dress as a gimmick or as like a Thing where it's not casual or an everyday thing like they can only handle it when its specifically for a Bit bc they could never take a man just casually in a dress as anything casual, it'd be an affront to them for you to think a man in a dress can be anything but a gimmick so if you try to do it casually you're insane, and if you do it as a bit you are agreeing with them (youre not but they think you are). anyway this is how people are with genderfluid characters they can never just exist and casually be genderfluid they Have to be some sort of shapeshifting or weird over the top mystical being and it has to be a gimmick or it has to fit their persona or something for you to even consider them genderfluid because nobody could possibly casually be that without it being some sort of set piece for a punchline. how often do u see people even hc characters as genderfluid just cus. yknow.

#i literally dont know why im thinking about this lmao #anyway hcing geto and madara as genderfluid gives me immense joy bc they have such fucking drama going on #me saying theyre genderfluid and it being a drop in a bucket compared to the other shit theyre doing . its so good #anyway i dont know i think about it and its a feeling of just very like dry laugh haha i love genderfluid rep in media amiright . #if i kin a character theyre genderfluid sorry . #if i kin them theyre aroace too . rip to u #ZHONGLI zhongli is my baby babygirl for being so genderfluid in canon and its such tiny lore that nobody fucking talks ab it #so then i get to keep it in my heart #thats the other thing to actually every genderfluid mf is like omg theyre so mysterious and sexy #wow youre a girl ... and then youre a BOY .. .. #thats such a thing actually ive seen it mildly here n there but its like omg theyre hot ... BOTH WAYS ... #fuck that i loveu zhongli my geriatric old bitch #i need to draw him more ill b real i love madara but im sick of drawing his hair i need a new old man to draw #enter zhongli #jk i need to likeeee . make my face hc for him bc i have a specific way i draw madaras face everytime #so i can reference my old art and draw him real easy #not zhongli tho !! i draw him 4 million different ways and it makes me mad #im tangenting anyway bye #the gamer speaks uwu #genderfluid #DONT FUCKING START DISCOURSE AB THIS WITH ME BTW I DONT HAVE TIME TO ARGUE ON FUCKING TUMBLR

[nellasbookplanet]

Trying not to be annoyed at the people commenting on my mass effect wishlist about how they like the boob windows actually, because I get it’s a kind of jokey response to a kind of jokey post. I get wanting a bit of fanservice on occassion, or wanting to have optional sexy outfits or characters who dress in a sexy way if it suits their personality and/or the occassion (such as a character dressing up for a party).

But please tell me you didn’t somehow play the entire trilogy without noticing the massive disparity between male and female character design. I am not being jokey anymore, it’s genuinely gross how the games were seemingly so at a loss about what to do with a woman who can’t be sexualized that they simply refused to feature them at all, and all you can say is 'but I like the boob windows'!!

Okay yeah I'm annoyed.

#mass effect #nella talks #fighting the urge to start blocking people bc i get they’re being light hearted and we all like seeing some sexy women #but how do you not get the difference of 'some charcters dress sexily' #and 'rampant and everpresent sexualization of every single woman on screen in every single situation' #are you not tired. do you not want to be treated like a person #that one quote about putting lipstick on turians really is so telling #the game developers never stopped to ask 'but how do we make the aliens seem male' bc male is default #but for women seemingly the only thought process regarding visual design was 'where do we put the sexy' #and when they couldn’t find a way to make her traditionally hot they just went ??? but how a woman if not hot ??? #??? what the point if not hot ??? #i don't know guys whats the point of the male character design? oh they just get to exist and look cool? okay. #sorry for being grumpy but waking up to annoying comments on my post does that to a person

[anethiawoods]

musical theatre masculinity has a specific type of goofiness of hardened criminals and big burly sailors who are doing beautiful dancerly leaps across stage in tight ballet pants. thinking about the west side story opening number. thinking about there is nothing like a dame. anyway this could be butch if we dreamed hard enough

#*****need to be SOOO so clear i am not a musical theatre person okay. NOT a musicals guy i just know em #sorry i literally just want to see hot and sexy butches being sooooo so lame and uncool #also i want to see them in tight shirts and pants. maybe even shirtless. send post

[amica-rattis]

yessss please compliment my intelligence while staring at my boobs rrbfbbf

#not sarcastic #i love being smart and hot #personal #like sorry im so sexy it distracted you during our talk about seneca’s medea #but also keep fucking talking i have more thoughts #about to hornypost in the tags sorry #i need a good boy to lay in my lap and i run my fingers through their hair and talk about ancient literature #then we fuck #anyway

[guinevereslancelot]

if they put abby and hoyt together that's just unrealistic. why would either of them go for eachother with calian right there

#yes i am watching a corny cw show calian is hot and its a western so i thought it might be nice to watch mindlessly #its pretty good for cw #anyway no one ships abby and calian even tho he is constantly gazing at her tenderly #and she is always looking at him like he personally hangs the stars in the sky each night and she's completely forgotten her dead husband #like her sassy banter thing with hoyt is boring what abt the TENDERNESS #also hoyt has more chemistry with calian as well im sorry the enemies to besties shenanigans in ep3 are peak #calian has good chemistry with everyone tho #being sexy helps but he's so soft and tender wtf #anyway that post abt why would padme ever go for anakin when obi wan was right there but its everyone going for anyone else w calian there #walker independence #windy #i want to say i wont make content for a cw show but since abby and calian have nothing i might go there #but thks had to be said im sorry #abby x calian #hoyt x calian #this has been a shitpost #also the three of them and that post thats like if youve never been in cahoots i feel sorry for u real cahoots will change ur life #edit: made this post right before watching the finale thank goodness the writers have taste #abby and calian keep up the yearning and the tenderness and longing and the protecting eachother etc we love to see it #super annoyed i cant find gifsets of their scenes which means i literally have to make them myself and idek the ship name 😤 #ready to serve my country tho #im going with calabby unless someone tells me im wrong #also i do respect hoyt x lucia #bc he seemed like Guy who doesn't really get attached but she mentioned money troubles once and five minutes later he was robbing a bank #and i respect that #and he did get his shit together also so he could stop hurting her with his stupidity and immaturity i think