Updated- A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE THE MUSICAL!
Various songs from existing musicals brought together to tell the story Asoiaf, including some pre-series stuff. Obvs some of this doesn’t translate literally, some of the songs I chose more for the vibe rather than specifically relevant lyrics, and some are pretty much just jokes.
- Aerys- “Johanna” from Sweeney Todd
- Tyrion’s birth- “Miracle” from Matilda (mostly the last couple of minutes).
- Baby innocent optimistic Tyrion before Tywin fucked him up- “Naughty” from Matilda.
- Also baby Tyrion- “Quiet” from Matilda.
- Elia @ Rhaegar- “No Way” from Six.
- Robert and Ned during the rebellion- “You and Me (But Mostly Me)” from The Book of Mormon. With Robert as elder price and Ned as elder Cunningham of course. Also kind of works for robert and stannis I guess
- The rebellion- ABC cafe, Les Miserables
- Rebellion-era Robert- “Gaston” from Beauty and the Beast.
- The siege of Storm’s End- “Those Canaan Days” from Joseph
- Stannis meeting Davos- “Pulled” from the Addams Family musical
- Stannis- “Stars” from Les Miserables because he’s got Javert vibes.
- Lysa being made to marry Jon A- “I Don’t Need Your Love” from Six.
- Tyrion and Tysha meeting- “Love is an open door” from Frozen the musical
- Tyrion and Tysha’s elopement- “A Million Dreams” from The Greatest Showman, “Marry for Love” from Cinderella fro (or for a modern au, “Wishing for the Normal” from Soho Cinders).
- Tysha after the elopement- “I Dreamed A Dream” from Les Miserables
- Ramsay @ Roose after murdering Domeric- “One More Angel in Heaven” from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.
- Catelyn- “How Do You Solve A Problem Like [Arya]” from The Sound of Music.
- Jaime and Cersei- “Our Love Is God” from Heathers.
- Sansa during her and Joff’s courtship- “I can hear the bells” from Hairspray and “I Feel Pretty” from West Side Story (this could be repeated with her when loras gives her the rose during the tourney actually).
- Cat saying goodbye to Bran- (parts of) “Heart of Stone” from Six.
- Bran coming out of his coma dream- “Defying Gravity” from Wicked (he probably also reprises this when he learns to warg into birds)
- Arya and Syrio’s “dancing” lessons- “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan.
- Petyr @ Catelyn- “I’m Not Saying A Word” from Blood Brothers.
- Petyr @ Sansa- “Hello, Little Girl” from Into The Woods.
- Tyrion every time he’s in a jail cell- “Close Every Door To Me” from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.
- Cersei after Robert’s death- “Get Down” from Six.
- Theon and Robb- “That Guy” from Blood Brothers.
- Cat after Ned’s death- “The Cold, Hard Ground” from Treason the musical
- The northern lords @ Robb in the King in the North scene- “Take Things Into Our Own Hands” from Treason and “Once We Were Kings” from Billy Elliot.
- Theon finding out he’s going back to the iron islands- “I can go the distance” from Hercules.
- Inroducing Davos and his family- “Jacob and Sons” from Joseph.
- Renly and loras, and renly deciding to be king- “The Promise” from Treason the musical
- Renly in ACOK- “You Don’t Even Know It” from Everybody’s Talking About Jaime
- Loras and Brienne about Renly, and davos and mel about stannis- “Blind Faith” from Treason.
- Robb and Cleos Frey- “Farmer refuted” from Hamilton
- Joffrey when he finds out about northern independence- “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton.
- Bran, Rickon and the Walders- “Kids’ Game” from Blood Brothers.
- Bran @ Jojen in ACOK- “Song of the King” from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.
- About Sam after he killed the Other- “Zero To Hero” from Hercules.
- Theon in ACOK- “My Shot” from Hamilton and “Damned for All Time” from Jesus Christ Superstar
- Sansa and Sandor in ACOK- “Angel of Music” from The Phantom of the Opera and “Something There” from Beauty and the Beast.
- @ Sansa in King’s Landing- “School Song” from Matilda.
- The people of King’s Landing during ACOK- “At The End Of The Day” from Les Miserables and “Food, Glorious Food” from Oliver!
- Sansa and Sandor during the Battle of Blackwater- “Music Of The Night” from The Phantom of the Opera.
- Margaery’s arrival in King’s Landing- “New Girl In Town” from Hairspray.
- Jaime (not really sure when)- “Wait For It” from Hamilton.
- Devan telling Davos about his brothers dying- “[Four] More Angels In Heaven,” from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, a really heartbreaking version of Ramsay’s song earlier, made 100% times sadder because four people are dead not one and... devan is actually genuinely sad/isn’t responsible for the deaths instead of faking.
- About Davos as Hand (also kind of him being knighted for saving storm’s end- “Stone the Crows” from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.
- Ygritte @ Jon- “Colours Of the Wind” from Pocahontas.
- The slaves of Slavers Bay- “Look Down” from Les Miserables.
- Jaime and Brienne- “I Can Do Without You” from Calamity Jane.
- Theon finding out about Robb’s death- “Judas’s death” from Jesus Christ Superstar
- Cat as Lady Stoneheart- “Heart of Stone” from Six. Again.
- Purple Wedding- “The Day [Joffrey] Died” from Treason.
- Shae @ Tyrion- “Mein Herr” from Cabaret.
- Tyrion and Tywin- “Your Obedient Servant” from Hamilton. I know this doesn’t really reflect their story but there are just bits like “here’s an itemised list of thirty years of disagreements” “sweet Jesus” and “you call me immoral, a dangerous disgrace” and them both signing their names “T. Lann” which fit well.
-Varys and his little birds- “Be Back Soon” from Oliver!
- The Lannisters at some point- “Roar” from & Juliet and also “Be Prepared” from The Lion King. And for a modern au “Candy Store” from Heathers.
- Tommen in AFOC- “I Just Can’t Wait To Be King [In My Own Right]” from The Lion King.
- Asha, Arianne and Aegon in AFFC/ADWD- “Don’t Rain On My Parade” from Funny Girl.
- Genna- “Big, Blonde and Beautiful” from Hairspray.
- Sansa- “I Know Things Now” from Into The Woods and “All You Wanna Do” from Six.
- Melisandre during her POV chapter- “I Believe” from The Book Of Mormon.
- Arianne- “Speechless” from Aladdin
- Tyrion in ADWD- “Til I Hear You Sing” from Love Never Dies.
- Penny- “Little People” from Les Miserables.
- Shireen in Castle Back- “Giants In The Sky” from Into The Woods.
- Shireen, Devan and Edric at some point- “Revolting Children” from Matilda, because even though it doesn’t really fit it would be epic.
- Arya- “Reflections” from Mulan
- The “killed their spouse/lover crew” aka Tyrion, Cersei, Jaime, Petyr, Lysa and Victarion- “Cell Block Tango” from Chicago.
- Jon about Dany in ADOS- “Heaven On Their Minds” from Jesus Christ Superstar.
- “The Last Supper” from Jesus Christ Superstar, with Dany and Jon doing the Judas/Jesus bits and the Lannisters as the apostles.
- Dany in ADOS- “Gethsamane” from Jesus Christ Superstar.
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