#so uh. this one's a one shot

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

This year's Halloween costume is a visual pun.

I'm a Formal Apology.

Also goddamn I look good in a suit.

#my squishy face #answers to questions nobody asked #heh puns #unfortunately the slacks are old and moth eaten #especially in the seams and folds #so i sat down and felt the seat blow out #so uh. this one's a one shot

[catmanbowser]

Say it kon. Say that you love and support your homie rob.

#tim drake #kon el #timkon #<- lol does this count #i keep seeing kon holding his hands tenderly so i made this #bcs it’ll be devastating for kon bcs he couldve shoot his shot but yknow how it is witht these two #let timberkon happen 2022..uh 2023? #bernard dowd ily you’re so very good for my boy timtams #i hope bernie meets kon one day

[muppetbyers]

doing wayyy too much for it to be unrequited

#like what the fuck was the cabin scene. what the shit was that. #why would they film every scene they have together so beautifully. whats going on. #surely the editors were like ‘hey mattross… this shot of will and mike looks uh… really queer’ #surely SOMEONE realised they were filming a gay romcom at some point? #like if they’re not meant to be in love w each other then i will question everything about their film choices. #like this is not how u do an unrequited romance. at least one that u dont want the audience to root for. #like even if this ends up being painfully unrequited i will rest easy knowing they share the prettiest scenes together #sorry for going insane over byler cinematography on a random wednesday afternoon #mine

[mellon1998]

Do I want them to stay in Last Bast and be safe and fed and have a community and maybe Tula could have a chance to slam down big style? Yes.

Do I trust this place for even like half a second? No. Absolutely not.

Let me be clear that I do not distrust each individual stoat in Last Bast, it is the institution of Last Bast itself that I do not trust.

#dimension 20 #d20 #burrow's end #burrow's end spoilers #it's giving Ba Sing Se vibes #everything looks so good and perfect #and for the most part the people are just getting through their day to day lives #but the ones at the top calling the shots are simply not to be trusted #the preview for next week of the fact that they seem to be REQUIRED to forget the ones who died even existed ??? #nope no nuh uh #do not like that #bad place bad

[morgana-ren]

Man got his ass absolutely wrecked a minute ago and thought that was the perfect time to lay down the moves

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #yeah I shotted on my phone #didn't set up my monitors correctly so I couldn't screenshot lmao #I'll uh get better ones later

[owtenen]

hc where tango knows that the more the dungeon is built the more it requires from him. hc where tango knows as he goes deeper into decked out his biology changes (cough cough blue fire tango) and he just… can’t be away from the beasts for too long. hc where, despite everything that pulls him to the surface, tango knows the only way for the dungeon to be truly complete is that he becomes part of the deepest depths of decked out and never resurfaces again

#tangotek #tango #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s9 #hermitblr #uh #decked out 2 #i wonder if that’s a tag that people actually look at #anyway #catch me writing a 10k one-shot about this exact concept #something something tango becomes one of the beasts in decked out #something something tango felt it during decked out 1 #and he liked it #and so he made another one #that was more alive #so that he could become one with the dungeon

[lunetual]

PLAVE ✧ ‘Wait For You’ Official MV

#plave #kflops #nugudom #mine: gif #plave.meg #like. ??? it's not just me ??? #they're cute????? #ajkl;fdsfdkljs #they are in... uh..... leader then age order... #yejun noah bamby eunho hamin #also guys like. don't expect plave gifs from me generally speaking :''') but i was like. :( no one has gifed their mv. #~i~ will gif their mv !!!! #and it is actually SO pretty. like. maybe i'll gif some of the wider shots but it's really an aesthetically nice video !!

[skyyxlite]

a redraw of an upcoming super dragon ball heroes card that i am super normal about!!! (look at a preview of the card under the cut :3)

#dbz #dragon ball z #db #dragon ball #vegito #vegetto #gogeta #guys. guys you dont understand. #i have been waiting for a z fusions tag card for years ITS REALLY HAPPENING #there are a couple vegito/gogeta tag cards already #but this is the first one of just the super saiyan duo from z #this shot is from the very end of the super where they strike a pose……they r so extra #i wouldve gotten this done sooner bc i was so excited when it revealed. but uh. its finals season lol #my style is kind of. going through a thing rn also. it’s rough #art

[parasitoidism]

Truly great moment was Ryo fresh out the hospital jumping out of his car and sucker punching this poor guy to steal his motorcycle. Imagine having to file that police report about how you got knocked the fuck out and your shit stolen by some shirtless blond severely injured 17 year old freak. I would just let it go. Thankfully that guy didn’t have to live with the shame for much longer though considering how the story goes

#ryos satan spidey senses telling him his ride or die is in trouble is one thing but him managing to grab a gun on the way out is always #funny also . i especially liked in the ova where he’s also wearing a black cloak that you have never seen him wear before . like did he stop #by his house on the way there #like I mean I guess it could have still been in his jacket. maybe hospitals in the 70s just didn’t care about that kind of thing #but in the ova he has a full on sniper rifle so. i think they had the idea for that one shot and were just like guys this has to happen #ugh guys I promise I liked devilman because of the themes and stuff okay I promise I’m a smart media comprehending boy but it’s just #of course I’m a little obsessed withthis gay freak . he’s entertaining until . uh until it isn’t fun anymore. yknow . #actually why was I embarrassed about liking a character in a story that’s actually normal

[essektheylyss]

It's so wild to me that some ship stans get so freaked out by even the thought of their faves breaking up, cuz I'm listening to the new San Fermin album, explicitly a break-up album, has been marketed as a break-up album, and every other song I'm like, "Oooo! Shadowgast vibes. :3"

#and I'm valid and correct 😌 #there might be a deeply upsetting one-shot coming in the near future so uh. i guess if you're also as unhinged as i am look forward to that #considering i also considering Belong a sg song no one should be surprised ngl

[lov-ee-ly]

↱ vibe swap ↲

#going back to my phone line drawing roots #except I did do this one on my pc #angels of death #angels of death fanart #it feels sacrilegious to tag the characters #so uh #rachel foster and zack gardener what’s up #this is not a solid au or 1:1 swap this is me googling <action shots royalty free> and using the poses that came up

[feline-evil]

Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.

But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.

WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE

I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-

#metalocalypse #jay talkin #I LOVE TOKI'S LEMON EATING CHALLENGE HES ON IN THIS EP. BABY YR STRANGE AND PECULIAR #pickles being insecure abt balding is funny too. my man has chosen a hairstyle that is actively making that worse for himself #buddy if u didnt have whiteguy dreads impromise yr hair wld be healthier. but we love u for yr octopus swag anyway <3 #also hi nathan dont listen to the tv listen to me you look great. hi hello. im unsheathing my sword to cut down anyone who makes u feel bad #EVERYBODY IN UNIVERSE IS A COWARD. ITS BIG BOY SEASON. COME GET U ONE #dethvanity isnt in my list of favs i think most its humour is rlly easy lowballs but i find it funny for reasons outside of that #which is namely the show trying to make charavters insecure abt things when they absolutely are not any other time lmao #trying to find things to make skwis and toki insecure abt but theres NOTHING. ITS RLLY FUNNY #listen. putting my hand on everyones shoulder. lets not ignore the elephant in the room this show is uh #OFTEN VERY FATPHOBIC. so its no bastion of rep just cuz it doesnt take all the pot shots it cld at nathans body #it still does take some and theres plently of fatphobia outside of nathans character #but i do like that nathan is a bigger guy and outside of a few eps thats just treated as smth fine! its not remarked on outside of those! #and i think his body is drawn really well and i like that hes permitted to be sexy and to be like. seen with his body out just as much #as like anyone else in the band. like yeah duh nathan explosion is sexy in universe ppl are rocking with this. AS THEY SHOULD BE #idk like i say. not denying the show its fatphobia just saying i like how nathan is treated and portrayed a lot of the time :]

[lordenverwhoretash]

#i was so focused on all of the uh #n/sfw shots that i got yesterday that i forgot all about this one #it brought me to my knees when i found it again in my camera roll #you can see a couple of the other ones on my twitter 🤭 #i would post them here but i have no idea what this hellsite’s policies are anymore #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #my screenshots #virtual photography #astarion ancunin

[nicosraf]

More on this soon but I'm very heavily considering a monthly membership thing so that people can have access to things like deleted scenes, concepts, extras, and so on. BUT... I need to check NSFW rules and so I'm taking another look at Ko-fi and???

is ABM allowed. is ABM mainstream sex. it is, right? gay angel sex is conventional and mainstream.... right..... ??

#u might think ABM isnt that bad but A&M and my one-shots are a little uh... sexier so #i THINK I'm safe but #I'm kind of nervous #mine

[dootznbootz]

@thehelplessmortals shared this with me and...Penelope coded.

She definitely tried to gross out Odysseus in a dumb "You think you can handle me, idiot? >:) " way. (She's stubborn and in denial at first. When she realizes she actually likes him, she's a mess.) And while eating raw fish is normal for naiad-born in Sparta, when she learned Odysseus wasn't used to naiads in daily life, she just really went wild with it.

He's just staring at her kind of expressionless and she thinks "Ha, see? You don't really like me."

But he's just like

"You like carp? Cuz if you do, we got plenty on Ithaca! Many more fish too! And if we don't, I'll get you some!"

And she's annoyed because her plan didn't work. Girlie is self-sabotaging even though she thinks he's neat.

#this is normal for naiads but she also doesn't have impulse control. She'll jump in mid-convo. #...part of the joke is that basically no one eats carp because they're fucking disgusting :D same with catfish...at least where I live #Helen: “uh...I could just shock the water and then you could get them.” #Penelope: “Where's the sport in that?! >:( ” #It's not like a “playing hard to get” she just genuinely doesn't believe he could possibly like her and being a shit about it. #“Helen's supposed to get the happy ending. not me” (which Helen even is like “you're an idiot”) she eventually gets #her act together :D she's overwhelmed right now. especially since he's just head over heels and just... a LOT as he doesn't know #what to do with these feelings either and she gets mad at him for constantly talking about marriage “The more you say it. the less I wanna" #especially with his reputation to bully and fuck with people. and the fact that he lied to her so much when they first met. she doesn't #trust him. He's overwhelming her and then she's finally like. “if you're so interested. we're doing things at my pace.” then things get chi #they're both so used to putting up their guard that they can't genuinely believe this could be something wonderful #she actually is kind of afraid of the fact that “...Do you just have a thing for Naiads?? since you're not used to them?” are you weird? #but he interacts fine with other naiads. and isn't affected by Helen. #shot by odysseus #Mad rambles #my headcanons #odypen #btw. she chew through bone technically :D fish bone but bone #kind of want to make a “moodboard for the Water Wife” #penelope #Water Wife

[goldensunset]

surprise art attack!!! here’s @deityofhearts ‘s cashmere, everyone’s favorite whimsical tiefling

#pose taken directly from the kikuomiku4 album cover bc i’ve been listening to UFO on repeat for idk how many days now #finally gave me the inspiration i needed to do something like this it’s like both sad and super whimsical #actually tbh it gives me more wishful vibes now that i think about it but 1. idk what wishful looks like and 2. cashmere design my beloved #kikuo just in general has a lot of whimsysad and/or fundark which is why i love him #tbh ufo has quickly shot up to one of my fave songs it’s the iconic accordion and the tempo being unstable in places #uh anyway ignore me being a kikuo nerd again #wahhh this was fun to work on it has consumed me these past three days #jumping up and down hehehehehe #glad i finally cut to the ‘it’s done *collapses*’ stage of the arting process bc i’ve been having trouble finishing pieces lately #man i WISH i could come up with poses this good on my own. idc i’m still proud of this #my art #ok yeah i just got the time total. 12 hours #i knew it would be a long time but i didn’t think that long #tbh a lot of that was spent inefficiently bc i kept having to resize the image up when i realized the pixels were too crunchy #and when you make an image bigger the lines get blurry so then you have to redo them. yeah i had to do that TWICE. like a dummy. #12 hours used to be like par for the course for me but i’ve finally gotten faster. or maybe i’ve just stopped doing as many full figures #lol