#so he has a cat apparently

[prettyagustd]

I'm sorry what? Yoongi has a black CAT?? He's a cat dad?! And we're only finding out because he was simping for Jungkook in public and being all proud hyung and everything?!

#yoongi #jungkook #so he has a cat apparently #this is fine #i'm gonna need some time to process this day #first jungkook slaying his debut stage then all his hyungs being supportive af and now a fucking CAT #the kitty has a kitty!! #hey maybe that's how we're gonna see his 7 tattoo #one day he's just gonna be showing off jimin or hyping up hoseok and BAM accidental tattoo reveal

[egophiliac]

I was really in the mood to do some masquerade fanart, but I didn’t feel like coming up with anything original, so here’s some of my favorite (...slightly paraphrased) bits from the first part. I don’t know where it’s going, but it’s pretty fun so far!

also one that isn’t canon except in my heart:

(disclaimer that this is a Joke)

(he is a horrible little rat man, but to be fair, so is everyone else)

(if you don’t like horrible little rat men why are you even playing this game)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #glorious masquerade #hey rolly is your big secret plan to give malleus the best day ever because so far it's working #he got INVITED to go on a TRIP and his favorite humans are there and there's GARGOYLES #not to mention his special little fancy boy outfit with a special little fancy boy hat that has room for his horns! #round it out with an ice cream social to put a nice button on it #the only downside is that the building is too nice. mal likes his buildings REAL shitty. #he WILL say this to your face. #(this is why he never gets invited anywhere.) #anyway cannot overstate how delightful it is to see jade be like 'i would also like to destroy something' #go for it! indulge that id! #azul doesn't care as long as you keep it to things he's not personally responsible for! #not included but also appreciated: trein spending twenty minutes discussing the care arrangements he made for his cat #then having a tearful goodbye with said cat #(the care arrangements boil down to 'i asked my coworker to feed him') #(crewel is a friend to all animals apparently and that's the most surprising twist so far)

[jessiesjaded]

I really, really wish people who don't have the capacity to properly take care of animals would simply accept and acknowledge that about themselves. This isn't even a post of me trying to be mean or judge anyone, I'm sure most people go into getting an animal with good intentions, but intentions and actions are different. If you don't have the time and the space and the care an animal needs, the animal will suffer. The fleeting joy of having a kitten or puppy or anything else doesn't last forever and they aren't toys to be put down and forgotten once you've moved past the inital excitement. If you don't have the ability to properly care for an animal, just accept that and simply admire them from a distance.

#the amount of people i know who flippantly just. buy a random pet with no prior planning or thought #and like its not always outright neglect #you can technically feed and groom a pet get them flee treatments etc but if you lock it outside 24/7 and spend no actual time #like why do you have that animal? #you should not have that aninal #if you have too much in your life to adequately care for one its vetter for YOU and for the animal to not have one #like this little cat is so sweet #actually the sweetest cat ive ever known and my cat tigs has always been a massive sweety already #so its saying something that shes been even sweeter #i mean i brushed her teeth and got matted fur off her and cleaned her eyes and she NEVER bit or scratched me once #shes so quiet and sweet #but the people across the road clearly just left her outside to her own devices her whole life #seemingly no vet checks. didnt feed her properly and i sometimes wonder if at all bc their next door neighbour was feeding her apparently #and he has no pets!! even he knew that shit was wrong #and now shes so sickly and small and malnourished and her teeth are rotting out of her head #and its just like ???? #why have her #you could have realized you werent really the type for pets and given her to a shelter #and she would have been adopted 100% #but they kept her all this time but also not really bc its not like she was kept properly at all #its sad she didnt come over here sooner #i wish id had since she was a baby or even a year ago #bc then maybe i could have helped her more #its just so unnecessary. Animals are a privilege not a right. #and again like. go visit your cousin or uncle or sister or friends pet in that case #you might not have the time or ability but you could still enjoy animals wothout directly having one

[chilpilled]

thinking about chilchuck being the only one out of the main party who only sees izutsumi as a young girl and not a cat……im sobbing thats literally her DAD

#i know marcille says cat girl but apparently thats a mistranslation? #like yeah senshi cares for her too but he still has his strong dwarf biases…..chil just sees her as a young girl its sooo #chilchuck was biased too but he actually overcame that once he started working together with izu……theyre so cute it makes me so ill #thats her dad……..

[coquelicoq]

actually natori has some kind of tracking talisman on matoba at all times. that's how he knew where to abduct matoba from for Operation: Kitty Cat City. matoba fully knows about it; it's why he wasn't at all surprised to find a paper doll in natsume's hair after the mask youkai debacle (matoba internally as he watched it fly away: classic mother hen shuuichi-san momence 🥰). because this is matoba "boundaries? what are those? can you eat them?" seiji we're talking about, he's not bothered by this "violation" of his "privacy"; rather, he finds it fittingly clingy (it is, after all, only right that natori should be keeping tabs on him obsessively). sometimes the talisman gets confused and sticks to yesterday's outfit, so he always checks to make sure he has it on the way out the door (his pocket patdown is "keys, lighter, wallet, exorcism supplies, shuuichi-san's cute lil tracker he thinks i don't know about <3"). i wouldn't be surprised if he's figured out how to uno reverse it and now uses it to track natori's location as well. this may not technically be canon but it is probably all 100% true in an important way that transcends canon, we just never hear about it because it isn't relevant to natsume's journey 😌

#matoba: a natori talisman. sure wish i had one of those 😇 #<-knows that he has one on him at that very moment and also that natori doesn't know that he knows #convince me that he didn't say this on purpose to make natori sweat. you can't! #in response to him saying that natori side-eyes him and has a dot dot dot speech bubble (my favorite vol. 26 ellipsis btw) #which is exactly how he would react if he had secretly planted a talisman on matoba #and was trying to figure out if matoba knew and was alluding to it!! #check and mate. game set match. QED. i rest my case. #i've connected the dots i've connected them but also i feel like it wasn't that hard. the truth is out there you just have to believe #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #horrible exorcists #matoba seiji #f #homura cats arc #my posts #btw i do not think the head of the matoba clan actually does anything so base as to carry keys on his person #he has people for that. he has a driver. he has servants who open the door when they see him coming. what possible need could he have #for such an object #he also may not need to carry a wallet (or equivalent) for similar reasons #but it was the best shorthand i could think of to make what i meant by 'pocket patdown' readily apparent #especially since 'cell phone' isn't an option either since this is set in the 80s #i figure he must have some kind of lighter or firestarter bc he uses smoke to find the source of the locked-room curse #he also seems to carry a brush & ink and various & sundry tools of the trade that i decided to call 'exorcism supplies' #matoba-san drop the 'what's in my purse' youtube video 👀

[yuridovewing]

does leafstar have fans? bc im sorry but shes been incredibly unlikable these past few books

#im sure its just the new team not actually knowing who anyone in skyclan is but shes so nasty in these books #like. this has a narrative purpose. shes kicking sleek and yarrow out to sow more divide between the shadowclan cats #and theres an interesting discussion about forgiveness and how darktails victims are treated #but like man she just full on victim blames the two of them and berates them over info they didnt even know #after the bonus scene this just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. why do we keep victim blaming darktails victims #when we've established that hes extremely manipulative?? that hes a charming guy apparently? #avos liveread

[androideql]

so... some downer news, but i don't think the requests are going to be finished as fast as I would have hoped.

#android talking #hey remember how my cat got a blood transfusion? alright #he apparently developed some kind autoimmune condition #which after all we did he ended up stable but he's not going to get better #more like he's going to get a little weaker everyday instead #so i really just mostly want to care for my cat right now since he doesnt seem like he's going to be around for much longer #and it might sound silly to people who don't have that kind of connection to animals but #the ones of you who do will probably understand #and for the ones who don't consider that i adopted this cat partially to lift my spirits not long after my grandmother died of cancer #so having to take care of a patient that will gradually lose weight and refuse food more and more again #has me in a sort of mental state that isn't the best #im having a hard time functioning is what im trying to say #and that includes doing the things i want to do #with that said i don't think everyone who requested something is following me #but im not really in a place to reach out to explain since well... #it's not like i'm doing this for money yknow? it would be different if it was commissions #thank god i don't do commissions...

[kinokoshoujoart]

an addendum to the bachelor relationship post because i realized these are the four elements

#gordy is extremely articulate and charismatic but socializing isn’t a priority #gustafa obviously has a wonderful way with words and goes out of his way to visit others #gustafa is the guy who has slowly earned the trust of the stray cats (gordy nami and daryl) #matt is kind of a mess socially but reading his dialogue like a book actually made me love him more (not how we’re meant to get acquainted) #man is incredibly fucking awkward and doesn’t have anything nice to say about any of the guys but he also really wants friends #he says the player is his first friend Ever which tracks but also…. :( #rock is extremely excited to hang out with all the guys and thinks they are all cool but he shows this by being a menace on accident #rock is apparently incapable of reading expressions or acting socially normal and appropriate and he’s feral and I Love Him With My Entire #sos awl

[bitchfitch]

so I've mentioned that the Changuitas are the exact opposite of empaths. Prime is too self absorbed, 2 doesn't care for anything but crime, 3 is too small to be able to think.

ok, and there's this cat who lives two doors down but spends her days napping under my van. We call her socks. She has never once cared to let me pet her.

I just got home, in the middle of an active panic attack, and she came trotting over to my car door and started meowing and rubbing up on my legs as soon as I got out. letting me pet her for the first time and not letting me walk away until I was calm again.

plus some older pictures of her:

she's a very good cat

#she has ticks apparently. Im going to see if she'll let me put some anti flea meds on her #I always have to buy 2 boxes since theyre two packs and i have 3 cats. so i prolly have some extra lying around. #ignore the mustang. its my neighbors he just pays me to park my van in front of it.

[kasirose]

Happy birthday to one Alexander Gideon Lightwood-Bane!

#husband of magnus bane #brother to izzy and jace #parabatai of jace #inquisitor/consul of the clave #best shadowhunter #grumpy cat lightwood #magnus's delectable muffin of love #he has a lot of titles apparently lol #He looks so cuddly in his giant sweaters from the books so I just had to draw him in one #also it's sweater weather soon #ngl I love wearing sweaters too #like 70% of my wardrobe is prob sweaters XD #decided to do both show and book eye colours cause y not #happy birthday alec lightwood #shadowhunters #shadowhunters fanart #shadowhunters tv #Alec Lightwood #alexander lightwood #alec lightwood fanart #matthew daddario #former head of the NY institute #chibi art #my art

[jrueships]

Admin: which teammate do you pick to cook your Thanksgiving dinner?

Alpey, who has brought his own baked goods for the team before; therefore, should have the most credibility and trust to be skilled in the kitchen: *happily suggests himself as the best option for jabari*

Jabari:

#jabari is like the kind of person who works a 15 hr shift then complains abt her tired they are #and how they cant sleep bcs they have so much to do around the house #but wont let their husband cook for them bcs they want to do it themselves then complain abt having to do it themselves #moms who start vacuuming the house at 4am then complain about how theres no one helping #'MOVE. ILL JUST DO THE DAMN THING MYS E L F !' #*2 seconds after scaring charity away* why do i have to do everything myself.' #the trials and tribulations of the stubborn control freak #he later says 'im not letting anyone else cook my food for me. (i pick) me. jabari.' #just tearing out alpeys heart and stomping on it 😭 #picky ass eater who loves luxury jabari vs expired yogurt and carmel and chocolate syrup drizzled over it to feel fanciful alpey #bite #to the death #they literally asked this question last year??? before they banished gup to the gallows #alpey: alperen şengün 😄!!! ✨️ 🩵🩵 #jabari: 😐 #jabari (no grey matter): kill yourse- #why do they keep doing this to each other #alpey is the playful beloved family dog whos always in the room with the most people being pet 24/7 for being there & sweet #and jabari is the odd and aloof cat who has sporadic springs of affection and wacky affection #and will usually show himself when hes about to cause trouble for no apparent reason at no apparent schedule #like creeping over to a sleeping alpey and skippity papping him in the head without rhyme warning or reason #then taking off #zero apology or context given

[murdermitties]

How about NettlePaw from RC!!

Nettlepaw

#nettlepaw #riverclan #warrior cats #wc #warriors designs #warrior cats designs #who is this child #hes just one of those characters that up and vanished #apparently hes brown?? but i hear nettle and my ass thinks grey soup #so hes grey #and very fluffy with short legs #cant really draw munchkins but thats what he is #since he literally has no ties to anyone but his mentor i can and will say hes aT LEAST half kittypet

[kingdomoftyto]

Decided to check out the audio drama Fawx & Stallion this weekend and GUYS... guys this show is SO FUNNY. I couldn't stop laughing for the first three episodes straight.

It's the story of some wannabe detectives living in Victorian London. Specifically, they live at 224B Baker Street, just across the street from a certain pair of decidedly more famous detectives--and they're sick and tired of having all their potential cases scooped by Sherlock Fucking Holmes. Luckily for them, while Holmes and Watson are out of town looking into some matter about a dog, a new case comes along and drops--by default--into our would-be heroes' laps.

And just who are these aspiring crime-solvers?

Hampton Fawx: detective and gentleman. What he lacks in common sense he makes up for with raw theater-kid enthusiasm.

James Stallion: gentleman and detective. A loyal friend and companion when he's not being a self-important arse. Runs on approximately 20% gin and 80% spite.

and finally Madge: neither gentleman nor detective. She's just been stood up by her date and she's going to make that everyone else's problem. She'll agree to help on this case just for the Drama.

It's a hysterical romp so far. A lighthearted farce set just offscreen from Holmes' own capers (for now!). Our main trio lacks even a single braincell to share between them, but by GOD they're going to solve this case and I'm going to be cheering them on the whole way there!

From what I can tell, new episodes are typically every other Monday, but the show's on a short hiatus for the holidays, to return in 2023. The first five are currently available to listen to, though, and I highly recommend it!

#Fawx & Stallion #certain details omitted so as not to spoil the little ep1 surprises :3c #this is a fun one to go into without much prior knowledge so if you're sold then please check it out now!! #I don't want to rob anyone of the gleeful little gasps that I let out as certain details came to light #but if you would like a few tiny spoilers to give you some more miscellaneous character info: #Hampton is asexual (I did not know this going in and it took me a bit to pick up on it but it is alluded to already in the show!) #James and Madge are legally married (which is why I left her surname out of the main post) but #they're both gay and happily pursuing other relationships with each other's blessing. #James is in a committed relationship (basically reads as married) to an Inspector from Scotland Yard and they're disgustingly cute together #his partner Archie is extremely long-suffering because Hampton and James' antics end up getting them in trouble more often than not #and Archie has to clean up their messes without seeming like he's showing favoritism. #(that description sounds like it could be tense but it's actually more in the tone of sitcom hijinks. it's lighthearted and hilarious) #and Madge is a complete disaster lesbian who apparently has an on-again-off-again relationship with Martha across the street #yes THAT Martha across the street #and anyway the three of them--Hampton James and Madge--all just share a flat with an ancient cat and #spend their days drinking booze and amateur boxing and bitching about Holmes and Watson #it's great. please give it a listen :)

[scarlct-vvitch]

in case anyone was wondering who won christmas this year, it was this guy, who got the gift he never knew he wanted: his own kitty heating pad

#he has never been happier #and it makes me SO HAPPY #it's a pet-specific one #apparently human ones gets tooooo warm for kitties #my sweet happy boy #cats #christmas #pets

[destinationtoast]

Places my cats hid during the vet visit

"Under" my coat... except Tico couldn't successfully burrow under, in part because he was too busy keeping an eye on us to look at what he was doing. So he ended up on top of it. (Winter was still in her carrier at this point.)

On the vet's foot, for some reason?? She was surprised.

Attempting to meld with my torso, while also pancaking down against the exam table as much as possible. They spent most of the hour this way.

(Not pictured: an unknown spot in my house, where crafty Bennet managed to successfully stay hidden the whole time.)

We've been home a few hours now, and both patients are considerably more chill.

(Bennet has yet to emerge.)

#cats #toasty's adventures in unexpected feral kittens #little kitty fantastico #little kitty winter #little kitty bennet #(not pictured) #vet visits are so hard #we haven't been in five years #and we literally spend a couple weeks preparing for today #and used drugs and all the other tricks #bennet was Not Having Any Of It though #but we consider that an acceptable outcome #tico was the one who most needed to go #he might have diabetes and he has a heart murmur too apparently #they're running a bunch of tests and we'll know more tomorrow

[andromedasummer]

i ended up having a like. 30 minute conversation with some of those "freedom convoy" people. was at the bus stop. they were wearing trump hats. i ended up roped into the conversation because i was so taken aback at seeing one in public i was just. staring at it. ive never felt more depressed about someone elses life and beliefs than when i talked to them.

#they fucking. tokd me about the litterboxes in schools for kids identifying as cats and i had to #break it to them that that wasnt true and explained that. also explained. what its like yo be autistic. how i find it joyful #and also discussed how they believe trump has been spoken to by god and chosen to lead and how they arent christians or catholics like they #used to be but instead talk directly to him and have him inside them #and also apparently how 15 minute cities in china are used to keep people imprisoned where they are #and we arent a democracy anymore. which was so funny considering. they are participating for a party #running in the election #i gave them my perspective on being transgender and gay and watched them have like. 3 or 4 ''are we the baddies'' moments #explained what puberty blockers actually do. that surgery is paid out of peoples own pockets. that we literally only have #one doctor who can perform these surgeries and hes abt to retire #and at the end of the convo they were like ''youre so pleasant. youre really smart young lady'' and i was like ''ty? i just. read a lot' #god i hope they learned. something. or i changed some opinion. they seemed to have a more positive view of autistic people at least #i just like. fuck dude. these fuckin right wing grifters are ruining these peoples lives. #the lady has been unemployeed since covid cos she got sucked into this antivax stuff and now theyre both financially unstable #perfect targets for tamaki and the freedoms people who were known for squeezing money out of people through bogus religious stuff #those two have been twisted into just. hateful and scared and are saying the most. insane shit and they dont even realize it. #and the worst part of it was the amount of young people there. so many people my age just deluded into this nonsense. #and kids JESUS CHRIST so many kids holding signs about ''protecting the kiwi way of life'' like bro every single thing #you are getting upset about an imported culture war. you arent threatened by this shit. #youve latched onto american culture war stuff because youre insecure in your whiteness and existence in a colonial country #its so fucking evil.