Who are You?
Human! Plants vs zombies x reader
Credit to artistic_gamer109 for this amazing piece of art. Art is not mine.
Putting four tacos into my bike’s tiny front basket proved difficult as the basket was only supposed to be a decoration. Still, I somehow managed. Quickly thanking the person at the drive through window and paying, I started biking back towards my house.
The wind violently swished through my hair in a less than attractive manner. Oh well, not like I’m in some cheesy romantic TV show, I thought. Pedaling through the streets I found myself getting closer and closer to my neighborhood. The trees and road blurred as I biked past them. Slowing back down as I reached a stop sign, I noticed a man. He had a full grown beard and a saucepan on his head. Maybe it’s a fashion statement?, I wondered. Brushing it off as just another weirdo, I got ready to start pedaling again. However, the moment my foot touched the pedal he spoke up.
“Are those tacos?” He questioned, eyeing my basket. “Mind if I have one? It’s been a minute since I last had some good food.” Taking a bit of sympathy for the stranger, I felt bad for him. I don’t even know the last time he ate. I thought. “I bought two more than normal anyway. It’d be a waste to have them not be eaten.” I said, holding out two tacos to the stranger. Taking them gratefully, he said down on the ground and patted the space next to him.
He seems friendly enough, I thought. Deciding to take a seat next to him, I saw him pull out a bottle of what I could only assume to be hot sauce out of his sauce pan.“ I’m Dave by the way.” He said, breaking the silence. “Y/N.” I responded. Not knowing what to say, I leaned back and stared at the blue sky. I watched the wisps of clouds sailing their way across the sky. My trance was disrupted by Dave waving small clear ziplock bags in front of my face.
“This is payment for the food.”, He said suddenly. Taking the bags out of his hand, I began to examine them. There were about 8 different bags, each with a different name. There were a few names I recognized, such as sunflower, snow pea and ‘walnut’, but spelled oddly. Others I didn’t recognize like chomper, potato mine, peashooter, cherry bomb, and repeater. Confused, I looked at Dave for answers. He responded with a reassuring, “instructions are inside of the bags. “Promise me something, will ya, Y/N?” Dave asked. “Plant these in their proper areas tonight. Trust me when I say that you’ll be grateful you did.” And with that last statement, Dave stood up and walked away, not forgetting to wave goodbye and a quick “take care of them!
Take care of ‘them?’ Who’s them?
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PVZ1 Day Plants and Headcanons
Plants vs. Zombies' 15th anniversary is around the corner, so I wanna celebrate by showing my artwork of every plant and headcanons of their personalities!
Peashooter
The leader of the group.
Has a crush on Sunflower, the feelings are reciprocated but they have yet to express it to each other.
The middle child in his gigantic family tree
Suddenly exploded in popularity after defeating Zomboss. Isn’t complaining about it
The everyman who likes to take it easy
Sunflower
The medic of the team
Optimistic about life, it takes a lot for her to get sad
Beautiful singing voice
Has a crush on Peashooter, has yet to express those feelings to him
Loves sunbathing
Has her own YouTube channel
It’s called Sunflower Sings
Knows that zombies are evil, yet she treats them as friends
Cherry Bomb
They look threatening, but they’re actually quite mild-mannered and friendly
Sprouted five minutes apart from each other
Sibling rivalry
Keep coming up with new explosion phrases in each game.
“How about… CHAPOWIE?” “No, I prefer POWBOOF!”
Can blow up when very angry
Grapeshot’s rival
Both heads have a crush on Bombegranate.
Wall-nut
Very stupid, yet also very nice
Treats being eaten as getting a message
Close friends with Chomper and Potato Mine
A bowling champion with a lot of experience. 30 strikes in a row!
Nearly indestructible. Don’t believe us? Try throwing a rock at him.
Terrified of nutcrackers
Potato Mine
Short-sighting like a mole, sees better underground
Went on to brand “SPUDOW!” as a catchphrase. No-one is willing to support him on that.
Has a crush on Sweet Potato, she’s too oblivious to see it
The cool, quiet one
Loves surprising zombies when they least expect it
Snow Pea
Peashooter’s cousin who lives at Mt. Brainer
Plays the bongos and tennis in her free time
Has a crush on Fire Peashooter, but worries that she’ll melt by getting too close to her
Dislikes Torchwood because her fire melts her peas
One day wishes to visit the north pole
Once asked Chomper to catch a snowflake to see what it tasted like, and she immediately regretted his decision when he got a face full of Chomper saliva.
Chomper
Looks threatening, but has the mentality of a friendly dog
Has bad zombie breath. No one has the heart to tell him.
Speaks in gibberish and growls
Eats Newspaper Zombies for breakfast, Browncoats and All-Stars for lunch, and Imps for dinner and dessert
Licks others to show affection
A good friend of Audrey II
Repeater
Peashooter’s older brother
Feels the need to repeat himself all the time (“Listen to me! Listen to me!”)
Secretly very insecure and just wants his family’s love
Sleeps in a street alley
There’s a lamp there because he still needs to photosynthesize
A bit of a (platonic) tsundere
His repeating habits came from when he was born by pouring twice the amount of water on his seeds.
Twin Sunflower
Sunflower’s bizarre younger sister
Run a sunglasses shop
Both heads sing karaoke with each other on weekends
Both heads have a mind of their own
Has a crush on Threepeater
Gatling Pea/Mega Gatling Pea
Peashooter and Repeater’s big brother
Retired from fighting zombies to work at a gym, just so he can be his own plant
Claims to have fought in the military, but given how sketchy and crude the scratch marks on his old helmet are, no-one wants to tell him the contrary
Everyone is jealous because he’s too overpowered
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