#snettigrew polycule tag

[lilyevansgf]

lily has two hands but i have two hands and i’m holding both of them <333

SHUTTHEYFUJCKFUPOJDHSK

she also has two.....feet..........

#i . hate myself #asks #snettigrew polycule tag

[parseisflat]

annie annie what is happening. i am so scared of u and darrin rn

i’m literally so sorry but it’s so fun. this is what we do in the omgcp fandom every now and then some of us go batshit insane and we feed on each other’s energy. i’m not actually sorry

#i do not accept criticism from snettigrew polycule members #clari tag #asks

[inthewild-flowers]

hi dan!

I just wanted to check in,, are you okay? have you lost the last tiny bit of sanity? did you finally crack under the pressure of being a chronic dumbass?

I don't know what y'all've been doing, so I don't know the context, but I saw the snettigrew polycule tag, so I just wanted to find out if y'all even realize the depths of depravity this blog has sunken into,,,,

If for some godforsaken reason y'all used this tag with y'alls sanity still intact, I hope karma will strike you down where you stand for spreading that monstrosity,,, although expecting y'all to have any dignity does seem to be overestimating y'all morons

let me know once you've found your braincell again so it's safe to come back to your blog!

this ask made me laugh way too hard thank u charlie <33 unfortunately i think my brain cell is gone forever 😔😔

#asks #anon #for clarification: my friend sent this this is not upsetting its simply hilarious <33 #hey hey charlie guess what #guess what tag this is going in #snettigrew polycule #hehe #mainly bc it’s about it and i think it’s important to have in there 😌😌

[luna-lovvegood]

#canceledbigtime #homophobia #calloutpost

#sure one of u has made this post already but still <33 #snettigrew polycule #carter tag

[lilyevansgf]

james made harry dress up as a pony for halloween that’s why voldemort killed him

if u don’t think voldemort was a brony ur delusional

#IM. CRYING #alex tag #asks #snettigrew polycule tag

[lilyevansgf]

reasons why argus filch is queercoded

alright. happy pride month bitches here’s a post no one asked for: analyzing filch’s characterization to prove to you all the reasons why he is, in fact, fruity!

1. he’s an outcast in society. we talk so much about how remus being an outcast is part of his queercoding, but it applies to filch too! there is one very big main reason why he is an outcast (and that reason is where almost all of this post stems from) which i talk about in point 4

2. very close with his cat. that’s gay.

3. he’s old and single. why doesn’t he have a wife even though he’s well past jkr’s standard for marital age hmmmm??!!?? it’s because he’s gay

4. okay, now this one is the one that is the most solid. we know that filch is a squib, which is already a highly stigmatized identity to hold in the wizarding world (and that’s why i think all squibs are inherently queercoded, but that’s a post for another time). what’s interesting here is how filch himself reacts to being a squib. we see him own pamphlets for courses and programs to “upgrade” him from a squib into a wizard. he hides the fact that he’s a squib, too, and he’s ashamed of it. obviously the hiding and the shame part are parallels of internalized homophobia, but i think the “squib to wizard programs” are exactly like conversion therapy. they canonically don’t actually work, just like how real conversion therapy doesn’t actually work, too

in conclusion, filch gay

#tw conversion therapy #god. shoutout to the snettigrew discord for enabling this #snettigrew polycule tag #argus filch #does anyone actually check that tag lmfao #harry potter #fav posts #clari.txt

[lilyevansgf]

everyone always asks about lily evans' feet but no one wants to ask about lily evans' feelings :/

everyone always says gilf lupin but no one ever says giles (grandpa i’d like to emotionally support) lupin. we all have flaws carter

#gilflupin #KDBSJWOANAO #THIS ASK MADE ME SCREECH #carter tag #asks #snettigrew polycule tag

[lilyevansgf]

cancel elijah wolfbuck :/

#snettigrew polycule tag #f slur #eli tag

[lilyevansgf]

#snettigrew polycule tag #clari.txt

[lilyevansgf]

#i have nothing to add to this it stands on its own #snettigrew polycule tag #carter tag #clari.txt

[lilyevansgf]

@sapphospoet SOOO TRUE

#alex tag #snettigrew polycule tag #<3 #clari.txt

[lilyevansgf]

I forgive u but only bc it was shoved upon u via ask and i blame carter and alex for this

i feel like ur gonna take this ask back when i tell u i started the whole feet thing when i said this 😔

#trashynishiki #IMSIDJENESK #carter and alex r throwing gasoline onto the fire it is their fault ur right #asks #snettigrew polycule tag

[lilyevansgf]

wh- why is snettigrew a thing? it scares me

anon i promise it’s a joke

#it scares me too dw #snettigrew polycule tag #asks

[lilyevansgf]

PLS

#sapphospoet #i’m blocking u #i know i made this but i’m still blocking u for making me look at it again #alex tag #snettigrew polycule tag #<-blacklist that if u don’t wanna see snettigrew stuff anymore

[lilyevansgf]

ik we joke and i’m always rlly sarcastic about it but i actually do unironically ship snettigrew

#LISTEN #i do hate snape. like i hate him #BUT #that doesn’t mean....this relationship wouldn’t be interesting .. #some of y’all get so invested in bellamort or narcissa/lucius even tho they’re villains #and the malfoys mainly narcissa are written in canon as ‘morally gray’ #just like jkr’s half assed attempt at making snape morally gray #so if u can get invested in relationships of bad ppl #i can do it too #snettigrew polycule tag #clari.txt

[lilyevansgf]

we r starting new tumblr discourse

#snettigrew polycule tag #virgin anon saga