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ask-marios-apprentice · 1 year

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"Good"Man

I got back home from my trip to Sarasaland. And what did I find.

A hole in my ceiling!!!

From what happened, apparently. A man named Goodman was hosting a meeting.

Though with how there is now a freaking hole in my ceiling! I'm guessing it was not a normal meeting.

And what's worse. Apparently I'M Being Sued.

There was a note saying to call Mr Goodman when I got home from my trip.

I called and he said he wanted to meet me for lunch at Big Jimmy's BBQ to discuss the matters.

[time skip]

Well that was a bust

Let me explain the Play by play of what happened.

After meeting up with Goodman at the Big Jimmy's BBQ.

I tried to convince him that breaking the floor would not be my fault since I only own the bottom half of the building.

I didn't want any compensation (I can just use one of the compensation checks I get to pay for my lodging repair IF my insurance didn't cover it) I just want to not be sued.

Goodman responded with

Goodman: Look at someone's going to pay for the damage.That stack of caviar studed filet mignon stuffed lobster infused turduckens broke the floor.

Garth: Wha-what was even the meeting?

Goodman: If you must know. I was closing a deal on buying a 3rd yacht club.

Garth: THIRD!!!

Goodman: Yes. Did I not make myself clear?

Garth: Yeah. But still. I don't want to insinuate it's your fault bu...

Goodman: I am not coming out of this with less money.

He said this in a cold hard voice that shook me to my core.

Goodman: Now if you excuse me I meant for a moment.

He went and left for the bathroom.

When he came back he apparently had ownership of the restaurant.

Apparently there was a little bit of a spill with some drinks.

Right before they were able to bring a wet floor sign.

Goodman slipped on it and threatened to sue.

I'm going to be honest. I think he intentionally slipped on the spill.

We needed to finish the conversation.

So after we finished eating. He told me to come with him to Thirtyacre in order to collect rent.

It was the Swatter Residence

I decided to stay back for a moment as my shoe was untied.

When I went in to see what was happening.

Goodman was shouting that if Marvin did not have his rent by tomorrow...

Goodman:...I WILL HOT GLUE YOUR BUTT TO A HOT AIR BALLOON THAT SAYS" MARVIN IS A FLYING ARSE WHO CANT AFFORD HIS HOUSE PAYMENT" AND FLY IT FROM CASTLE TOWN AND ALL THE WAY AROUND THE CONTINENT OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM.

Marvin [groveling]: Oh. Okay Goodman. [Silently Cries].

Garth: [Softly/in shock] What the Underwhere?

Goodman: I better have my house payment by tomorrow. Or you'll be seen by everyone in the Kingdom from the bottom of a hot air balloon's basket! Now I have to get going.

Back in the car. I tried to talk to Goodman about the cruel and unusual punishment for the Swatters patriarch. Bring up both how it was undeserving and the money used for the punishment were probably be greater than the amount Marvin would probably pay him.

Apparently.

It was an empty threat.

He doesn't actually plan on doing that.

He intentionally gives Marvin such debts due to the reaction and fear.

It's like a joke to him.

He ended up driving me to his bank.

A tall building in Volcana. Near the bridge from the Mushroom Kingdom to Da'rkLand.

Before we entered the building. A homeless man asked us for change.

I give him about a dozen coins and a directory to a homeless shelter.

In contrast

Goodman yelled "EW. POOR!!!"

And then he actually proceeded to kick him over and pick up the coins I gave him.

We entered the elevator.

He began yammering on his cell phone.

Something about a suit made from an elephant butt.

At that point I had enough.

@shootysturs / @poyo-shooty-art drew this piece of art work.

"MR GOODMAN"

I took a big step and pointed at him

From what I've seen today. You are an awful person!

You enjoy taking things unfairly and humiliating people!

You're unwilling to admit your own faults!

You're sadistic, money hungry and cruel!

Frankly I don't know how you got so rich!

I... I... I...

I can't wait for your redemption!

I can't wait for you to realize how bad of a person you are!

I want you to try and make up for your faults!

I want you to admit to Marvin that all your threats are empty threats you're going to be more lenient with your payment collection!

I can't wait for you to give back any ill gotten properties and such!

I hope you put so much good into the world that it negates all the bad that you ever did and ever will do!

I can't even call you Goodman anymore because that's a lie! You're just an awful person!

But I will say this!

I can't wait for your redemption!

...

When I finish explain to him why he is not a good person. I ended up noticing that he was sort of in a... Daze. I think that's what you would call it.

I couldn't really talk to him anymore since he was non-verbally communicating and and probably in shock.

I ended up just going home after writing him a note saying that I'll try and work something out with the funds.

I ended up going home and trying to patch up the hole my self.

It went about as poor as you would expect.

I realized it was a lost cause and decided just to go to bed.

In the morning I had a surprise though.

I heard a knocking on the door and saw a construction team with a messenger beside them.

Apparently Goodman had paid for house repairs in addition to dropping the charges.

Apparently the messenger actually had some other messages to deliver, something about Big Jimmy's BBQ Being turned back to him and Marvin's house payment being delayed.

I think Goodman's actually making up for his mistakes and trying to better himself.

Maybe some of what I said sticked.

Garth Jacobs signing off.

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ajkiel89 · 1 year

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Mr goodman from sml is no more

#Sml mr goodman #Mr goodman #Sml #sml characters #ran over #run over

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mhumiston965 · 5 months

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It Serves Him Right!

#sml #goodman #mr goodman #mr. goodman #spooky month #skid #pump #lila #crossover

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peridotamethyst · 21 days

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Toxic old man yaoi

#sml #sml mario #sml goodman #goodman #mr goodman #sml marvin #mario x goodman #marvin x goodman #old man yaoi #toxic old man yaoi #i love old man yaoi #old men yaoi #yaoi #super mario logan

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masoncarr2244 · 2 months

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SML Movie: Goodman's Apple Vision Pro!

#sml #smledit #jeffy #sml marvin #sml rose #brooklyn guy #mr goodman #gif #gifs #supermariologan #supermariologanedit

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nintendomiis · 9 months

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SML - Mr. Goodman Mii QR Code

#sml #supermariologan #mr. goodman #mii #miis #qr code #mii qr code #mii qr codes

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spythegreat · 10 months

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Mario is going to pay for destorying goodman's car

#jeffy #Sml #supermariologan #Mario #Mr Goodman #Memes

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sml-x · 1 year

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SML Movie: Mr. Goodman's Dog!

Upload date: June 18 2O22

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sml-p · 1 year

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SML Movie: Mr. Goodman's Clone!

SML . 19M views . 1 year ago

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nikitalovesmelissa · 1 year

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My honest opinion on SML nowadays

The More i think of it, the more i realized that its dead since 2022

Reasons

1. Terribly written characters especially Jeffy, Mr Goodman Mario (now as Marvin), Rosalina (now as Rose), Bowser Jr (now as Junior), Chris Tallballs, Camil Habib habab, Jonathan and many more of annoying and unlikeable characters

2. The videos have gone from Mediocre to just plain Bad like Jeffy the Monkey, Jeffys Online School (the worst of SML Rosalina), Jeffys Big Mess, Bowser Juniors Revenge, Mr Goodmans Revenge (the Second Worst of SML Rosalina), Mario Sells Jeffy (which Mario is unlikeable in here), Bowser Juniors Prank Gone Wrong (The Worst of Bowser Junior), Scooter the Rapper (after the Well, Well Well scene i want to punch Scooter so hard), Jeffys Tik Took and i done listing of the crappy SML videos if i list the all of them it will take too much

3. The Acting in here is terrible

4. Its exact same level as The Loud House but way way way worse

And

5.it lost all of the charm that 2011-2015 have which i rather rewatch all the older videos than this Modern CrapHeap that went downhill since 2016 (the character named Jeffy was introduced)

And you know what's completely idiotic that Logan and Chily have a baby named Lily which i have no problem with that but making her a cash cow just for godforsaken money its complete bullcrap, ive now Watching Coleydoesthings, Puppet Reviews Stuff, the old SML, Caddicarus, The Angry Video Game Nerd, the Nostalgia Critic, the old Smosh, Markiplier and many of my favorite YouTubers better than Modern SML

#sml

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kingcrane8 · 3 months

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Tinker Bell (Peter Pan) as Mrs. Goodman (SML)

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ask-marios-apprentice · 6 months

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Daze

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Before we begin. I would like to say something about SML. This post is meant to be a follow-up to last year's post. Goodman.

While I have decided not to feature SML content due to controversy. I'm willing to make an exception in this case for storytelling reasons

Due to Garth having a story and abilities tied to the character of Mr Goodman. I will be featuring him in today's post. I hope you understand.

I might find a workaround or go back and change this post in the future. I hope you will forgive me.

Now on to the post.

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I was at diagnostics. today. I just needed a check-up, nothing bad was happening.

I was in the waiting room, sitting next to a poplin businessman. He was going on about...Something unsavory.

So I decided to speak up. I spoke to them about how if they continue to do bad things [I want to give this individual privacy] maybe bad stuff will happen.

I spoke in a tone that was a bit sorrowful but firm, maybe a little bit angry.

The odd thing was. After I spoke to them, they were in a sort of paralyzed state. Kind of in a daze.

...

this is the third time this has happened.

First with Goodman, Second with the Kongs and Kremlings, and now this guy.

But back to the story. The businessman was called into the doctor's office. But had to be helped since they were generally unresponsive.

I started to worry.

I decided to stay after my check-up.

The businessman was alright. At least once he snapped out of his daze I mean. The doctors actually wanted to talk to me.

They said that there was a sort of... well. i don't know how to describe it other than a hallucination. The Man was screaming about being tormented by a vision covered in a weird viscous shadow. No like the shadow lung. But something like that.

To describe the hallucinations, (he gave me liberty to say what they were), a bonfire made of personal belongings on my left, and his... ex-wife (it depends on how you want to look at it.)

...

I think I showed him a vision of the future. Or at least a vision of what is yet to come.

i wanted to get some more info. But he was still shaken up.

The next best thing for me to do was to talk to the previously dazed.

I went to Peach to see if she could help me out.

I wanted to know more about the Kongs And Kremlings.

In general I seem to be unusual terms with most Kongs in the species sense and friends and allies to some Kremlings (I still got an occasional parcel with some doubloons from Captain Skurvy and his crew.)

But I figured I should ask someone. Peach has contacted these two groups for political reasons. I figured in the name of ... I don't really know. She could maybe help out.

Peach put them on a conference call and I used a text message in order to ask questions.

The skinny is that they sort of Saw a vision. At least a few of the kremlings and Kongs did I mean.

Country War K

That's the only way they could describe it. It's a bit strange.

Peach said some stuff afterwards that could maybe help with this ability.

She brought up how when she was trying to master her magic. It's best to try and pinpoint what happens where.

Even if it's not magic that I'm doing. I think it's a good piece of advice.

I decided I need to make one last stop before I try and know anything else.

Goodman

Mr Goodman

I haven't really seen Mr Goodman since last year. I visited his Tower in order to deliver a stuffed mushroom but that was about it.

I managed to schedule an appointment.

In betwixt a number of investors businessmen ( including the one I met earlier), hired muscle, and miscellaneous people. I was definitely the odd man out there.

I managed to get to see Goodman.

He actually seemed to be a bit better than he was when I last saw him.

He wasn't asked threatening or rude. But he definitely was still lacking a bit of empathy.

Mr Goodman had apparently took in time to try and become a bit of a better person. Obviously he still has a ways to go considering he still owns a fortune 500 company that is willing to ruin your credit score at a buttons press. But at least it's only happening to people who are not exactly great themselves.

I mean I'd rather it not happen to anyone. But still.

I actually don't think he remembered that much of what happened last year when I confronted him.

Oh he mainly remembered was a weird vision of him being strung up by his boots while people burned his money with torches that were paid for by the money that wasn't burnt.

But I don't know if he actually remembered the dialogue that I said.

In short the basic stuff that I know about this weird ability that I might have is:

1. I can talk to people that are bad.

2.It puts them in a daze

3. They see weird visions of bad stuff happening.

I need some time to think about this

Garth signing off.